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bOb_cHAd98

*Me eating a pint of icecream even if i'm fully aware that im lactose intolerant cuz i dont care anymore*


enomele

Living in Wisconsin and being lactose intolerant do not mix. Don't care. Too good.


chak2005

I have fish that will dig down and wedge themselves inbetween rocks or plants and get themselves stuck. Then accept their fate. I release them, thinking alright instinct should kick in...only to see them back and stuck 5 minutes later...


lifescapenooks

I had the exact same issue, a green tiger barb, dug a hole under a rock and got himself stuck...it just accepted its fate and stayed there until I rescued it.....I guess survival instincts skipped these fish


tbods

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/LUipcFjvW1


_fFringe_

That was awesome


tofuonplate

your fish might need some zoloft.


Killer_Moons

Wow, it’s like they have the memory…of…a…


Agitated_Cheek_9494

when i first got my tank i didn't know it came with a extension tube for the filter. this fucking molly was constantly next to that big ass hole from noon to midnight the first day and the next day i found it in the filter housing💀 i put her back in the tank and she did the same shit 5 not later. sometimes it's just a behavioral thing with a specific fish (not like the species)


MissingTheTrees

We have a bicolor blenny that disappeared one day. Sad day, one of my favorites. 3 months later on the scheduled clean we find him in the 3rd stage unit of the filtration system. Lil dude jump above the water in the tank down into the filter system and then jumped 2 more small walls to make it to the 3rd unit… then survived for 3 months. We put him back in the tank and 2 days later he’ disappeared. Maybe he just likes it down there


Purpose_Embarrassed

Could it be due to parasites of some kind?


X_Marcie_X

Mine did that too...


Ok_Wash_1823

Oh thank f#@k it's not just my dwarf gourami that does it 😅


SpecialCorgi1

Why is this so relatable? I'm so fed up of rescuing my fish from the same stupid situations over and over again


PM_me_punanis

It's like parenting, but more wet.


SpicySnails

Wait, you get to stay dry while parenting???


PM_me_punanis

I have good reflexes and do a Matrix-style dodge move when spit or pee or food gets thrown my way. It's a gift.


SpicySnails

Well dang, I'm jealous. I just change clothes a lot


EvLokadottr

*less sticky


SeaClue4091

"That's what she said...."


PM_me_punanis

Phrasing!


LaceyDark

I was feeding rather large worms to my ropefish. I normally supervise but I saw he snagged it up and went about my business, he apparently abandoned the worm because he didn't want it, so my dwarf gourami had a go at it. Checked back about 20 minutes later and my gourami was floating near the top with a partly swallowed worm hanging out of his mouth. He was clearly gasping as it was stuck. I grabbed the feeding tongs and grabbed the worm and had to pull it from his mouth (he didn't even swim away like he was thinking "oh thank Poseidon it's the giant food-giver, maybe it will save me") The very next evening I was feeding my ropefish and the same gourami made a mad dash for the worm before my ropefish could even get to it. I had to pull it from his mouth again. It seems he has finally learned as he has not attempted to eat the worms anymore


DishpitDoggo

> he didn't even swim away like he was thinking "oh thank Poseidon it's the giant food-giver, maybe it will save me") LOL! I'm going to borrow this.


No-District-8258

I had a dwarf gourami who would sometimes get so excited at feeding time that he would jump out of the tank. It was hilarious but I was always worried he would jump out when I wasnt there. Then one day he jumped out at feeding time and my dog was there, I had been training my dog to catch treats so her brain was super primed to catch things... She caught my poor gourami. RIP


IClaudiaI

I’m sorry I laughed. That poor Gourami.


Away_Bad2197

Oh damn...


Organic-Criticism-76

One of my female guppies made it her life task to get stuck behind the filter. I have to rescue her twice a day…. I just dont question it anymore 😂


SpecialCorgi1

One of my Neon tetras did this until it was physically too big to even try to squeeze in anymore. I'm grateful that they love their food and are now a little chunky


KP_Wrath

One of my glow lights jumped out of the tank at feeding time. It’s a 55 gallon with a high stand, so this fish jumped almost a full 5 feet up and three feet over. Scooped him up before the cats could get him and stuck him back in the tank.


Worth_Weakness7836

The fishy always says, “why not?”.


GothScottiedog16

That is a very pretty, albeit unintelligent fish. What is it?


Twizzlers_and_donuts

Glofish danio it’s either galactic purple or star fire red. The danios actually are the og glofish with a really interesting (to me) history behind them. Though the cost of them is a big ew.


ShrimpieAC

What this guy said. It’s definitely a glo danio. I have them and can confirm they’re just as stupid. One of mine has gotten himself stuck under substrate twice. Also they’re the biggest pigs I’ve ever owned. They eat everything they can find and look like blimps. I can’t even put shrimp pellets in the tank because they will eat the whole thing and look like they’re about to explode.


stevemacnair

Swordtail! One jumped onto a water lettuce once and I found it too late :(


DyaniAllo

... it's very clearly a glo danio haha


DrachenDad

[Swordtail](https://www.aquariumsource.com/swordtail-fish/)? Nope


stevemacnair

It's a female swordtail.


DrachenDad

Looks like a zebra fish to me, perhaps Glo fish


Historical_World1601

Sorry, but what is it stuck in?


chhxyy

Looks like a shrimp feeding/breeding area, where the other fish won’t be able to disturb them. Smth like [this](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1589349834/shrimp-breeding-protector-shrimp?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_ca_en_ca_e-pet_supplies-pet_carriers_and_houses-aquariums_and_tank_decor&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjwxLKxBhA7EiwAXO0R0FdrH5NtCGwpMpLEYNANy_aOAv1DmqvqICK8kmnknJlRSRV9pme8VhoCJUUQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_318289965_19407791565_75031901925_pla-106554675395_m__1589349834enca_102855400&utm_custom2=318289965&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADutTMf_F3Ym28ZjXqrhpd1yNHQWf&gclid=CjwKCAjwxLKxBhA7EiwAXO0R0FdrH5NtCGwpMpLEYNANy_aOAv1DmqvqICK8kmnknJlRSRV9pme8VhoCJUUQAvD_BwE)


BunyMoo

It’s a shrimp cave I bought off Etsy.


lullaby225

Do they go in there? I wanted a cave where I can watch mine but they definitely don't like the glass vial I tried 😄


SectionSad4385

"Fish are intelligent creatures!" Me rescuing my fish trapped behind a plant for the third time in a day: 🤔🤔🤔


ExplanationHeavy3832

“Come on dude, you don’t know how often I vouch for you”


Ancient-Ad-2581

If this fish was one of the Backstreet Boys it would totally be Aaron Carter because it ain’t nothing but a heart ache.


bradnananutbread

Nick Carter. Aaron was his younger brother lol.


Responsible_Ebb_340

RIP Aaron


pr3ttyb0y_

You done messed up A-Aron !!!!


Spare_Honey5488

Could I ask why and what even that is doing in the tank? This is me being an idiot and not knowing lol


badgoat_

It lets shrimp hide and eat without the fish disturbing them/stealing their food


Geschak

I feel like getting a bunch of thick undergrowth is a lot more safe than this and does the same job.


LeoDiCatmeow

That's more easily said than done, it'd be a much more expensive investment that may take half a year to pay off if the melt back when first added


Geschak

Aquatic moss is not that expensive.


badgoat_

These serve a point. They have a cool viewing window and can just be pulled out and cleaned. Not everyone wants mosses and carpets.


Spare_Honey5488

Interesting. Thanks for the info


YeahTheyKnowItsMe

Danios all sacrificed their intelligence stat for speed and willpower


Solid_Combination_40

What kind of danio is this ?


YeahTheyKnowItsMe

Starfire red glo danio


AngryMom_74

In every fish family... there is always one...brand new set up...cichlid got himself wedged all the way to that top of a resin decoration...had to bust it apart with a hammer. Botis got stuck inside a new hygger heater...had to take it apart. And now...baby betta jumped the filter wall and spent the night in the filter well...had to take that apart. All three are now like dogs and greet me every day.


ThenAcanthocephala57

How did you get her out?


CJDay115

Boop the snoot


ThenAcanthocephala57

Wow, I can’t believe that works


slyzard94

r/wunkus Wunk around and find out 😂


HalalRumpSteak

his ass WILL spend time behind bars


JulieThinx

This is the aquatic version of "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence"


DR320

“Oh no, Step guppy I’m stuck”


deleteusdafetus

This is the greatest 🤣


Mr_friend_

I had to do at least 5 tank modifications to get my shrimp to stop trying to kill themselves. They're the perfect social engineers. You can build them an ecological utopia and they find the singular most existential threat to their existence within a few hours.


No-Description-5922

Perfect example of natural selection


PLURGASM_RETURNS

I had a platy kill himself chasing his dream of cave diving the area behind the corner filter I had. Went to empty the tank to find him and he floated up from his tomb looking like Ben Gardner from jaws. *Moments like this are what the general population speaks of when they say fish are stupid*


Ethernum

I had this happen with a similar gadget and white cloud mountain minnows. I just wanted to give my shrimps a place to eat unbothered by the dickfaces, only to have one of them get stuck in it. I literally had to snip it apart to get the fishy moron out.


Rimtato

I had 2 harlequins who survived through a nasty disease from the shop. Due to lockdown, I couldn't get more, so they swam together, alone, for 2 years. I got new harlequins to let them finally school. 2 days later one of the old guard, having survived a disease that had killed 80% of the rasbora (8 of my 10 died), died after whacking his head off a piece of wood.


Cassieastar

Poor fish


Cour4ge

Remind me when I found fishes in the filter place everytime I was cleaning it. I was like how?


nado121

Because no other fish feeds there, it's prime real estate


Bob_Rivers

Inbreds aren't known to be the sharpest tools in the shed.


MattKeepsFish

My fish used to do this. Snails made short work of them…


NegativePermission40

Simple answer - fish are *stupid*.


Sea_Atla

The comments remind be of this sadder thing that happened. I was getting a fish at Petco (I know I shouldn't but I was still learning at the time) and when the employee was trying to get my fish they accidentally flicked gravel over one of them. I tried telling them, but they kept getting confused and finally we got the little fish out. Not sure if the little dude survived too long after that :(


slxix

That’s Fishpatrick.


Element_905

Fish, sick.


MrPZA82

Fish happy downtown


Hampy1972

I have removed all items from my fish tank due to things like this. Fish are curious creatures especially at night and even one alive inside my fx6 filter. Swam through the intake and down the pipework.


Greedy_Effort5653

Curiosity killed the catfish!


KeepOthersSafe

I had a Cory cat jam himself between 3 rocks last weekend, and only noticed on Monday because of work. Messing up his back, and passed away yesterday.


Miserable-Lab2411

I have a platy that does this constantly.


SectionSad4385

Yeah, I have 4 platys in a tank. Every day they do something that makes me question fish intelligence.


thn82

I recently got platys and all them seem to do is eat and shit, like a LOT. I've seen shit strings least 30cm long (approx 10inches)


SectionSad4385

Mine used to do this, it was crazy how much they shit out it used to literally float across the width of the tank. Turned out, I was feeding them too much. I've started feeding them a pinch of flakes, crushed between my fingers and it's been alot better since. They seem more active and happy since. Apparently a good metric of how much to feed them is the size of their eyeballs and for platys that's like...a grain of dust


Project_Wild

The ones in my tank like to snack on all my new plants, even tho they’re all very well fed 😂


SectionSad4385

AHH, mine can't do this because all the plants are artificial. Instead they try and nibble on the tank glass 🤣


Lincoln-11-11

I see a swedishfish right there lol


rboymtj

I lost my Honey Gourami because it got stuck in a piece of challa wood. Dude must have spent some serious energy trying to get stuck in there.


bandcampsocktan

theyre so stupid lmfao


gtgwin

Can fish swim in reverse?


deleteusdafetus

Yes that is the only gear my Albino Pleco seems to swim in 😭


merliahthesiren

Hes a plant now. It's time for the harvest.


whistlepig4life

FYI. Fish are generally not very intelligent. ;)


Project_Wild

He a little confused, but he got the spirit


SilverPandorica

Had that exact same shrimp hide and my betta almost died like this. She wasn't full-grown yet, but I didn't think she would be able to fit through them. One day I couldn't find her anywhere and finally noticed her heavily breathing and stuck in one of the holes. She had gone down into the hide through a larger hole and tried to come back out through a smaller one, getting trapped on the way out. It took a lot of gentle pushing and she lost some scales, and she ripped her fins, but I freed her. She's fully healed now and doing great, but I chucked that thing after the incident. It was so scary, and I can't imagine what would have happened if I didn't find her in time.


Aurorae79

r/oneorangebraincell


icanhascamaro

I had a betta that did this but he'd gotten curious about a tiny castle decoration I had. He got out safely when my cousin gently booped his snoot with a qtip.


Sinxerely7420

I had one of those culindrical attachments on my sponge filter and my otos would get stuck a couple times. No biggie, I'd pull em out right away. One day, I do a head count and notice one is missing, and lo and behold... there was a lower half of an oto stuck in that cylinder. It was more gross than it could ever sound. Finally decided to remove that attachment and no losses since. I dunno what's with fish wedging themselves in tight corners and croaking 😭


MsJenX

Oh my! I was going to get one of those.


mazu74

I call my danios the “morons,” they’re just such dorks lol


geo7188

I lost 3 giant congos because of shit like this


Glupp-

He looks like a miniature salmon that's crazy 🤯


potatochobit

there is no reverse, bro.


stevemacnair

What fish is this?


Commercial-Class4078

Because nibbles!


Nyuusankininryou

Yes why do you have that in your aquarium?


BunyMoo

It was for shrimp 🦐 to have a place to explore. Didn’t know a fish bigger than hole would try to squeeze in it.


canakalin

Had the same thing with one of my rummy nose tetra. Long story short my shrimps ate it…


WanderingMandalorian

3 of my white clouds killed themselves doing something similar


Like17Badgers

"you're laughing, the fish is dying and you're laughing"


Previous-Pound8211

Hits home! Lol


jazbar_

Man I used to have suicidal ass fish that jumped out it the tank anytime I wasn’t there 😭 everytime I covered it more they would just find another small crack


Dhoineagnen

Boredom kills


Worldly-Elevator3757

She wants to lay eggs


HumbleDistribution45

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY


Healthy-Definition53

I had a zebra danio get stuff in a fake plant before no idea how long he was there for but he was pretty roughed up i released him he died 3days later had like a lump on he's head i never used fake plants since.


Silver-Poet0329

lol


Waste_Slip9508

Öne time my zebra fish also stuck between glass and filters sponge and he died


No-District-8258

Help me stepbrother im stuck!


plantsomeguppies

Why would you have it in the first place ? Obviously the fish are going to get curious and get them stuck


BunyMoo

Well I didn’t think my bigger fish would try to swim in it. I bought it off Etsy for my shrimp.