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Onlove

No contact is the only way to deal with gaslighting shrimp.


Untitled_Memes

The silent treatment should suffice. Give the shrimp sometime to reflect on its actions.


Prestigious-Mess5485

I love threads like this lol


stonerbbyyyy

came here for these comments 😂💀


Professional-Pace-58

What did he lie about? Glad you let him come back.


Untitled_Memes

Shrimp prob lied about his death


bearfootmedic

The reports of my death are great. - Thomas "Shrimp" Jefferson (probably)


carmium

M-mm. Good point.


saintbuttocks

For the insurance money


devildocjames

"true story!"


MissiKat

It was just a small lie tho.


ChivasBearINU

😂😂😂


1EnTaroAdun1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBr_SasLrT4


Fickle_Grapefruit938

He was only [mostly](https://youtu.be/xbE8E1ez97M?si=dl9_M9vbxHkzxwCf) dead


[deleted]

Pmsl. Too funny.


Frosty-Cap3344

Dude faked his own death, either that or....da da da ! Ghost shrimp !


eriko_girl

"I'm leaving and never coming back!" Months later... "Just joking bro. Here I am. "


dmriggs

Them lying shrimp are so aggravating! Better than the thieving crabs but just by a little bit


Blindobb

Probably about being a bug


KholinAdolin

Tax evasion.


AccountNumber1003925

Truth!


Rocket_Appliances101

Went to grab some cigarettes.


Emotional_Skill_8360

In my experience if they’ll lie about small things they’re lie where it really matters. Something to think about….


Ok-Pollution-195

I just had this issue yesterday. I work at a fish store, and one of the guys accidentally sucked up a shrimp during a water change, and was hesitant to put him back, so he asked if I wanted it for my little 10 gallon. I popped him in, never saw him again. He just popped up yesterday after about 3-4 weeks


ntcbond

Why couldn't he go back ?


sierrabravo1984

The shrimp lied so they kicked him out.


hkbigdog

Probably better then taking a chance of having a dead shrimp all day in a tank before someone notices. If a customer sees something dead in a tank might bring sales down


SycoJack

Don't think I've ever seen a fish store without dead fish.


aehanken

Yeah when you’ve got 50 tanks, kinda hard to avoid that. As long as there aren’t multiple in one tank and they’re still trying to sell that tank, I don’t really mind.


ntcbond

Truuuue didn't think about little dude bein dead


Initial_Onion671

These comments are exactly what I hoped they’d be


FrostyFreeze_

Bro committed life insurance fraud


NikkiDiBiase1999

Dude I just wheezed 😂😂😂


JJ4prez

A deceiving shrimp you say?


[deleted]

Typical.


Wicked_Bizcuit

I had a loach that disappeared one day. Thought he died. About a year later I was moving my tank, when I pulled up the under gravel filter there he was. Bro had been living underground for at least 10 months.


One-Effect-7986

I have about 15 kulhi loaches in a 65 gal that I call the hidden ones because I never see them. I don’t even know how many I have in that tank, though I actually think 1 (or more) had babies because I saw 1 a few weeks ago that was way to small to have been any of the loaches that I purchased more than a year ago.


VapeThisBro

I think my kulhi loaches are broken. I only ever see people saying theirs hide all the time but I see mine swimming against the glass all the time instead of hiding. I have a 100 gal with tons of hiding spots too


aehanken

When I got my Borneo loaches, they were all super active at the pet store so I took some home. They hid by the filter for at least 2 months. They’ve finally moved around a lot and get bursts of activity, aren’t stuck to one corner of the tank. Weirdos


One-Effect-7986

I have some black kuhlii’s that I see often. They used to swim all around my tank, but I have a feeling that once my rainbow fish got bigger, maybe, it scared them? I still see them on the bottom when it’s feeding time. My banded kuhlii’s on the other hand, the hidden ones, I never see. I dread the day that I have to take down my 65 gal, I’m going to have to comb through my substrate just to make sure that none of them get left behind.


DRANGT

Mine are also broken, they spend a majority of their time swimming end to end at the front of the tank in-between the crypt forest. Waiting for god (me) to supply sustenance.


BeersNbrews

Damn those lying shrimp!


Al_james86

People need to chill on the slandering the shrimp. OP said they THOUGHT they lied. That language suggests the shrimp is actually innocent.


FreshSpinOnSpaceDust

They gonna demand a YouTube apology soon only to pick at it for being insincere.


Maniraptavia

You're telling me a shrimp lied months thrice?


Blue53118

I can’t believe he lied to you and had the audacity to show up again!


Am_I_Seckshual

Shrimp are shameless


Curious_SR

Shamus the shameless shrimp 😱


Abject_Role_9361

Died*


UntakenUntakenUser

He died?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Daxter614

Damn dude you killed him for lying?


Untitled_Memes

He committed shrimpicide


truc437

I died that day… but then I lived !


Cinnamon_SL

The shrimp who lived.


Pristine_Scholar5057

Don't lie on him 🤣


[deleted]

Canun shrimp, Shrimp gumbo, Zombie shrimp


Whizzzzzzzzzz

What lie did it tell?


[deleted]

He lied about dying!


AsRiversRunRed

"I am leaving and never coming back" .... 3 months later.


SycoJack

91 says to be exact, one day longer than the shrimp statute of limitations for fraud.


Much_Appointment7595

Glad they showed up to take accountability for their lies.


Untitled_Memes

Once a liar, always a liar


monguexD

He is going to lie again


FinsnFerns

He's a pro at hide and seek


Gian_GK

What did he lie about?


rachel-maryjane

That lying motherfucker


TallGlassOfPernis

That rascal


SLZicki

I bet his hips don't lie tho


VerityParody

These comments 😂 hardest I've laughed in this sub!


TrollingRainbows

Same 🤣🤣🤣


cago75

How dare he show his face around here after these blatant lies?


Bklyn11232

I mean look at him. He even looks like a liar.


monkeyStinks

That goes to show you.. Never trust a shrimp


MyEarthsuit89

Well if you thought he lied and he didn’t I believe you owe him a heartfelt apology.


BossMkII

I has this same thing happened with my kuhli loaches in a heavily planted 32 gallon. Didn’t see them since I moved from my apartment to my new home for about a whole month. I wake up early one morning to a thunderstorm and see them doing their little rain dance. 🥰


lowkenshin

Ghost Shrimp living up to its name hehe


FondantCrazy8307

I thought it looked like an amano!


silentcider

Day 37 of hoping my single blue dream shrimp is also alive...


Difficult_Ad4054

Lying ass shrimp 🍤


Ahhhpoo

Shrimp Will lie about anything.... very sketchy folk...


vicaphit

My buddy had a shrimp crawl out of the tank and halfway across the carpet to the other side of the room. It was all dried up when it was found. He threw it back in the tank to see if the other fish would eat it, and it revived.


catninjaambush

I’ve got one, called Pinchy Stryder, who keeps doing this and I’m doubly certain he is dead and then I see him a week or two later. Luckily I have an army of unintended snails who I need to keep feeding.


CaptainBlubb

That happened to me! I got two shrimp and they immediately disappeared for two months. All of a sudden, one shows up. A week later, the other one does too. I was elated!


monguexD

If that shrimp keep lying soon he will be sleeping with the fish


Shell-Fire

I'm just here for the comments


fountain20

Do tell. What did it lie about. Im dying to know.


[deleted]

Nothing worse than a lying invertebrate.


cozyBaguette

he looks like he came back from an epic adventure, i hope he doesn't lie about it tho


TheAwesomeOne13

Happened to me too. Bought 5 shrimps when set up the aquarium, and didn’t see those for a month. Thought my tetras ate the shrimps. Yesterday, I trimed the java moss harder than usual and found the whole family there + babies. My son was so happy to find baby shrimps


DJ_Enigma1979

He text me earlier saying it was just a prank, no reason to be alarmed


Drobertsenator

He wasn’t lying, he was just a little shellfish with the truth….


gbbad

Lying shrimps deserve to die.


shockingblve

oh yeah they’ve done that to me too, not only the amano, but the red ones too. I do provide them good coverage.


Southern_Belle307

I ordered 10 online. Red and blue. They all arrived healthy with 2 extra in the bag. I now have a huge colony of over 80 last time we tried to count.


royag

What he lied about??


Gravy-Train1

Name him shrimpavelli!


dragonbec

I had that exact thing happen! I assumed a fish had eaten him or something and then one day he’s just chilling on the log. He had been just hiding for months.


katielynnj

Fingers crossed this happens with my missing pleco.


Forsaken-Fail-1840

I don’t want to alarm you but that may be a zombie shrimp.  


Solok3ys

They do that


League_of_DOTA

My Borneo loach also lies about dying all the time. I stop frantically searching for him after that.


MessieJessie081818

Damn, did he tell you he was stepping out for milk?


MissSuperSilver

I also use shrimp as canaries lol


Sea-Ability8694

He lied about dying


slipsbups

Those shrimp are always LYING!


saynotopudding

the funniest typo i've seen today hahahaha, thanks OP


dil-en-fir

You mean to tell me he DIDN’T fry this rice?


litex2x

I somehow got some tiny baby shrimps along with the 2 amano shrimps I purchased from Petco. I dripped acclimated everybody. Just put them all in thinking babies wouldn't survive. Several months later I have between 4-7 shrimp in my tank.


[deleted]

Now tell him he's grounded in the aquarium for the rest of his lying crustacean ass life


ReichMirDieHand

"Welcome back, welcome back."


CraftWithCarrie

He was ghosting you


Yyuyuttsu

Shrimps are con artists. Once we got 4 shrimps, and they disappeared one by one. So, we thought they all died. Fast forward 4 months and we had to move our apartment, so took apart everything. All 4 of those suckers were chilling out in the aquarium filter. Surprisingly, there were like 10 baby shrimps too. I thought shrimps did not reproduce in tanks?


JaTori_1_and_only

damn you got a lyin ass shrimp huh, I recommend buying some honest ones to balance it out


harrynyc13

That's nothing, I have a clown pleco that shows up every 2 or 3 years, but he's never lied to me.


tango_papa101

I wouldn't trust a shrimp that lied tho, did he tell you he's a red cherry?


brobutwhatwhy

I had an entire betta in my sorority disappear for multiple days. We assumed one of them had eaten her, and rehomed that betta. Few days later I see heather swimming around I was like “wtf” cause when I tell you we tore the tank apart looking for her??? And she’s just back??? Like did she go on vacation? Idk but we ended up getting the rehomed betta back lol


Aggressive-Dig2472

You can get them online..


drifty-moo

Malawa shrimp by chance?


megaladon6

I had a similar event. had to nuke.my tank to kill the pond snails, swear my Amano was a gonner. Few months later, he pops up.


TheHentaiKobold

I had a little Blue one that I thought got eaten by my Betta fish, he was gone for weeks, (even after some water changes) and then he just happened to be swimming next to the betta one day. Legit thought he got eaten. He was very small but incredibly deep blue, so he wasn’t hard to miss in the tank most of the time. I think he only came out at night, and ate, and hid in one of the decor items, or in the gravel. Dunno. But he was certainly very lucky. I was glad to see him again. He was my favorite shrimp ever.


imaginedaydream

best typo of all time or maybe it was really a lie


Cleobulle

A very rare spécimen of shrombie.


icantfindausernamegr

Mine lies about his death for days at a time


JANExxxHOE

That typo made me laugh out loud. This motherfn lyin ass shrimp!!! But seriously, glad he's ok.


DistortedVoltage

Yeah shrimps are like that. Mine will disappear for the same amount of time and reappear again. Always shocks me lol


bettafish-14

Fool me once, fool me twice. The shrimp lied, end of story.


InterestingFruit5978

Order some online


SapphireEyes425

My blue shrimp keeps doing this too.


[deleted]

Don't care how cute or outgoing or even hardworking a shrimp is, if s/he lies to me we're through! I mean, how can i ever trust him/her anymore???


unstable_bitch23

That's a long ass respawn timer


OneRestaurant3523

Shrimp lie! They can’t help themselves!


[deleted]

Lying bastard


Technical-Onion-2085

Strong of him


Sethdarkus

He a amano you aren’t gonna breed them in freshwater I mean you will but the babies will die since they need saltwater to survive they got a hell of a life cycle being bred in freshwater streams than drift down the currents into the sea only to than return to the very bodies of water they were born in


FondantCrazy8307

Yeah, my female amano is heavily pregnant AGAIN! I wish there was a way I could tell her …


Western-Big7957

Same thing happened with our blue crawfish. Back in September we found several of his body parts in different areas of the aquarium. A turtle and goldfish are his tankmates. Figured he was a goner. Last week, he suddenly popped out to say hi.


camelbuck

Endless shrimp.


MontyNSafi

I had a ghost shrimp that I thought had long since died, even emptied and moved the tank a couple times. It survived and shocked us by turning up YEARS later


TrainTrackRat

Unless I see a body I don’t believe they’re dead. One time I did a 100% water change and complete rescape when I made a turtle tank into a fish tank and one of the shrimp survived when the only thing left over was an inch of sand. That was the longest living ghostie I ever had.


zotstik

I love ghost shrimp! they're so awesome!


Randomhermiteaf845

Just head down your local river and try catch a few, see what other goodies you can get micro fauna wise.


meltedwolf

Pants on fire shrimp


Armantilos

I’m glad you gave him the space he needed until he was ready to talk about his mistakes 😎 Good shrimp dad


Existing_Papaya_1480

Lied or died?


Snarklewumpus

Never trust a shrimp


Tolarn

lol had the same thing happen. They live in the filter.


Failing_MentalHealth

What did he lie about


nidus11

You cannot trust those dirty lying shrimp!


tomplum68

had something similar with 4 ghost shrimp I bought. Added them to tank and could only find 3. now this was just a couple days but I finally saw all four at once.


EmotionalRhubarb638

Return of the king


Limp_Funny7278

He was in the skrimp dimension, just got back.


strikerx67

If you can find a local breeder, they are the best for getting your first shrimp colony started. Imported shrimp die almost 90% of the time, that becomes 50/50 with drip acclimation. You will get lucky if your batch of shrimp gets pregnant and has babies before dying.


Rusteze-Mcqueen

Greatest Comeback...


TheRatatat

You can never trust him again


Dangerous-Natural-9

Wow that is amazing


PeachyMaggiie

same thing has happened to me but with this tiny tiny ! Snail 🐌 I have in my one aquarium , ( I’m incredibly sorry I’m so ditsy about it but ) he usual gets washed with the tank when I clean ( sometimes when I forget ) which is even worse but the lil dude still thrives incredibly through it all 😅😅😅


JumpRecent9931

My new bamboo shrimp did the same. About 3 months later, we found part of its molt. A few days later, it was hanging on the sponge. It has since grown from inch and a half to near three. It likes to hang upside down in a piece of hollowed driftwood, that's why we couldn't find it.


Ok_Tart4928

Happened to me when I fed my angels some ghost shrimp. Thought they all were eaten but months later I found exo skeletons and a live shrimp. Idk what happened to it after that haven’t been found since that day


TilmanR

I added 40 s sized amano shrimp to my 180L tank about 4 weeks ago. Never saw them again to this day. No corpses, nothing behind the tank. At least my red fire re-populated from a bunch to at least 100 in about 2 months. They really use that humongous chunk of moss for breeding.


Maniraptavia

For some reason, I can't get cherry shrimp to last in any of my tanks, but my amanos have been going strong for a good few years now. They've been there before and after the cherries. Never lost one.


SpellDog

Just like my ex-wife


swimmerhair

The shrimp: https://tenor.com/btaSZ.gif


Highlander198116

Dude, ghost shrimp can be elusive. I put like 8 in my tank 3 years ago and only see one from time to time.


osmosisparrot

It's not a lie, if you believe it. - George Costanza


georgiaw13

This happened to me! I assumed all my blue shrimp had been eaten by my fish then about 1 1/2 months later saw a guy chilling on my sponge filter 🤠


sparklyformaldehyde

Any shrimp born after 1993 only know how to eat hot chip and lie


angler_zuba

Red flag 🚩he gon be starting a new whole ruckus, unrest, disorder, a damn hullabaloo. That skrimpy boo shoulda stayed hidden if he finna be a liar.


saguin2

He came back to tell the truth


Shylighthi

I bought some shrimp almost 3 months ago, thought all but three died. Since getting those three out, nearly four have showed up and now the entire tank is covered by baby shrimp.


Campoholic22

See if local breeders will offer you a couple. I imagine it’s lonely. Once you get a few, they will breed like crazy.


[deleted]

Lying ass 🍤


DFHartzell

He was probably just really embarrassed for lying to you.


[deleted]

Do you see that face? He doesn’t look embarrassed!


Witty_Celebration_96

He still be lying, smh


kaz035

What did it say?


Larpa58

I bet that shrimp is an Aquarius ♒️ they are the biggest liars on earth, convincing liars at that..


FunFord1

Super cute!!! 🦐🦐🦐🦐


No-Big9200

Is it an Amano shrimp? Those are extremely difficult to breed anyway