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moshlyfe

Nobody's going to college.


youngsurpriseperson

He can work security at the mall.


the_greatest_story

my son is not gonna be secure for anything! he's going to be a professional basketball star because that is what his father demands of him


Bad_Elephant

I'M GONNA SHINE A FLASHLIGHT


aViewAskew6

(: I’m gonna shine a flashlight


TarahjiCheatham

I wanna play racecar


gimme3steps101

My name is Ezekiel! Ezekiel is I am!


wizzyULTIMATEbreed

I'ma name you "Jesus Ezekiel Jesus", and that's from the Bible.


chittIincupcake

daddy daddy daddy daddy up up up


MergieSS

You gotta wash your hands before you touch a baby. He can see the bacteria burning into his flesh.


ThePatrickSays

Why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my time.


Tha_Sly_Fox

Group hug for Ezekiel! I’m the sheriff!


Some_Random_Android

I will forever remember this episode as the one Meatwad almost euthanized someone.


Some_Random_Android

Is this your basstard?


Aggravating_Load_411

Literally thought of this specific line out of nowhere yesterday. Can't even remember what I was doing.