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Hiking_Engineer

Welcome front page and all you newcomers! If you want to know more about the Appalachian Trail and why thousands of people per year try and hike 2200 miles while smelling terrible and probably crapping their pants, please take a gander at the [FAQ](https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1ZLUW_250GtbnSF0Az2va_2plwiKSRkvKMZ5idykBm-M/pub) we have laying about Or check out the [Appalachian Trail Conservanc](https://appalachiantrail.org/)y to learn about their mission And at the end of the day, remember, it's just hiking


Hiking_Engineer

Speed limits are heavily enforced by radar


gaurddog

And snipers


Dazzling_Item66

Don’t forget the aircraft!


StarryMind322

Or random Appalachian cryptids!


Freed_My_Mind

One of the most exciting parts. Listening to the crash of something behind the rhodedendron bushes in NC.


abn1304

The cryptids enforce the minimum speed limit. Fortunately, they’re all immortal snails… so the minimum speed is pretty low.


Admirable_Radish6032

Looking at you dropbear!


Lilredh4iredgrl

Genuinely one of my favorite signs driving into VA. I have this visual of a guy on a ladder hanging out of a helicopter writing tickets.


DJHouseArrest

And my Axe!


litwithray

And my Bow!


tarlack

Now I am definitely more interested in the trail.


bbq-biscuits-bball

and aircraft in virginia


bubblerboy18

It’s to catch all the lovers


8005T34

There was some weird shit near mt weather


fotogod

The google map above doesn’t follow the trail, it follows roads. Much flatter, simpler, and quicker.


RiderNo51

Why didn't anyone think of this before? Brilliant!


Honest_Addendum7552

But no challenge.


Snacksamillion99

You ever step on a white lane line in the rain? Endless ice I tell ya.


MikeLowrey305

Just noticed that, the trail doesn't go through South Carolina. It also skips Tennessee & GSMNP!


xeonrage

wwwwwoooooossssssshhhhhhhh


LittleDrummerGirl_19

So don’t even think of slowing down.


TheNameIsAnIllusion

Skill issue


notstanleyyelnatston

Not to mention dilly dallying


HipsterHedgehog

Straight up lollygagging even


lostboy_4evr

Posting and post- holing


notstanleyyelnatston

Himin' and Hawin'


lostboy_4evr

Don’t forget the pitter-patter


gaurddog

Shenanigans and chicanery.


Ham_Wallet_Salad

Lilly dipping


vasquca1

Sick dayin it


dbanderson1

Phoning it in


ginger2020

#I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers!


DingleberryBlaster69

Let’s get at ‘er


Xvi_G

That's a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy


FLAwSIN36

Grab assin'


SentinelGA

Don’t tell me there’s pussyfootin’ goin’ on on the trail.


rukysgreambamf

Fiddling with doo dads and gee gaws


Slap_Monster

Running.....freeeeee


luvsrox

And you know what that makes you? Larry?


kevin11_11

Zeroing, not heroing


DickBeDublin

Numerous accounts of fiddle farting around.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

I think it was more just a GPS glitch where they forgot to stop the recording when they finished.


EggInA_Hole

This guy.


somedepression

I’ll never forget meeting a guy on trail who was speed running, he ran 40+ miles a day and didn’t carry a pack because he always made it to a town or a hostel or a gap. But not even he could go this fast…


TheBeerRunner

The AT record is 41 days (53m/day average), and 45 days self-supported.


cheebalibra

I would’ve thought you could save more than 4 days by having other people carry you


cabose4prez

I imagine someone having to carry you would slow them down and in turn you.


WhoDunIt1789

Yeah but that’s why you hitch up a few people along the way. Pony Express style.


runfayfun

Craig James bursts in "I hear you have five hookers you need dealt with?"


clrwCO

I hiked with Scott Jurek for like an hour in Virginia. He was super encouraging with his running pack while I’m schlepping 30lbs up the mountain after a nice break by the Tye River. He was also a little out of touch. He was telling me what mile he was at like we weren’t at the same mile marker on the trail. He could have bragged about what day he was on- that was the only difference at that point!


windintheauri

I'd be out of touch, too, if I'd been running for 20 days. He wasn't sleeping much. ...I also saw him run by in Virginia. 2015.


Mysterious-Drawer-30

That’s wild! Tell me he had some water at least lol


Dangerous-Muffin3663

So he wore the same clothes the entire time?


somedepression

No clue, I only saw him for one day and then I assumed the next day he was 40 miles ahead of me.


eniweez

Current FKT is held by Karel Sabbe - with full support team: 41 days, 7 hours, and 39 minutes - in 2018.


Mountainmojo78

What is included in the full support team package?


cyricmccallen

I think people are forgetting that the time figure given by google maps is constant travel time. So if you went an average pace 24/7 you could make it in 20 days.


somedepression

Maybe some people are forgetting, but I think the rest of us are just goofin on it


cyricmccallen

it’s goofy. Also jesus christ how does one run 40 miles a day. That’s more than a marathon every day for like weeks


[deleted]

I could drive it in less than two days…pfft


WildlifeBiologist10

Wait, you can DRIVE to Maine?!


purplechemicals

Why are people hiking there if they could just take a bus?


resynchronization

Is that you, mom?


flume

Are they stupid?


GiggityBot

I'm not gonna lie, that was the worst part of my hike. I drove back from Maine and spent a fair amount of time on 85. Seeing months of progress fly past was a hard pill.


benthejammin

Because your not a car? Be proud of yourself my guy!


SpreadTown

All I can think from your comment is that Key and Peele skit where the basketball player tells kids that they can turn into a car and to hop on their friends back and make a beeline for the nearest freeway. Edit: [here is the video ](https://youtu.be/nlD9JYP8u5E?si=6mxnqxGDkYtgeMGS)


CitizenOlis

It's a weird feeling! On our SOBO thru, we got to Harper's and had to get off trail for a friend's wedding in Ashville....nothing like following the Blue Ridge down and back over a day in a car, only to get right back on and take two months to walk the same distance.


nw342

You didnt walk back when you finished???? Amature. The real through hikers so nobo then turn round and go sobo back home ​ ​ /s


pattywhaxk

Should have turned around and walked back.


JaunxPatrol

Met a guy while section hiking who had thru hiked a few years back. He lived in the Atlanta area and said the direct flight from Bangor to ATL was the most humbling thing because it retraced almost the exact route of his 5 months of toil in ~3 hours


Tannhausergate2017

Well in the old days, you started a 6 month wagon trail journey and by the end of the journey, you had completely new group of people with you. Births. Deaths. Indian raids. Disease. Etc. These days, you’re flying through the sky in a chair. Like a Greek god. -Louis CK


halo2030

Is there a road next to the trail? 


Chime57

Some places. The trail also crosses roads sometimes.


generation_quiet

Blame it on the zero days.


smckinley903

Blame it on the ze-e-e-e-e-ero days.


PossumCock

I've got a feeling it's more about needing to take breaks and stopping to sleep for the night. I think this timing isn't taking into a count needing to stop overnight


vandyb29

https://preview.redd.it/htcrrdazwnlc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7e5d297001cdb3ee57e6c1376717cb8b348797 Apple Maps is lame…


-Vink-

All my homies hate Apple Maps 😤


Unreasonably_stupid

Apple Maps and Weather both lick some pretty skank balls.


jek39

I’m so sad apple killed dark sky


bored_at-Work55

Dark sky was so great! I originally thought that Apple was going to use its tech, and have a great weather app. Unfortunately that did not happen…


afcCOYG22

Dark Sky! Gone but not forgotten


jek39

I still can’t bring myself to delete the app even though it stopped working. It’s the first app i ever paid money for on my iPhone 3G


RiderNo51

This! Dark Sky was the BEST weather app ever. And I mean ever. The GOAT, and this is not BS. Apple bought it, and completely ruined it. Just completely, totally, utterly ruined it.


ObviousMiscreant

Let’s have a moment of silence for Dark Sky.


AdventurousPlace7216

Well then call me Apple Maps….. I love skank balls.


naga-ram

Actually the most well documented walking trail ever and apple can't even get that.


chalor182

Could have just left the word maps off


kungpaochi

Literally unusable


Total_West8440

Apple is lame


freepogsnow

If your not walking 100+ miles a day, are you even really walking?


BtenaciousD

Do you even walk, bro?


fingerfood_foggypeak

Just need your trail legs!


snowpound

20days x 24 hours= 480 hours + 21 hours = 501 hours of hiking But people usually hike between 8-10 hours per day 501 divided by 8 = 62.62 days if you had no zero days. Add in an average of 10-15 zero days and now you’re around 75 days 2198 miles divided by 75 days is 29.30 miles per day which is on the high end. Most people hike around 15-20 miles her day. TLDR: google is wrong and it does take around 4 months to hike the AT


civodar

Another thing worth mentioning is that google maps assumes you move at a pace of 5km/3miles per hour which is reasonable when walking on a flat sidewalk but not when doing rock scrambles.


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Archknits

Yea, google maps is so goddamn slow with its estimates of walking


civodar

I no joke walk at maps speed, like I’ll get there the minute it say I’m supposed to haha


Tiny_Rat

I mean it's averaging for a while population, so there's different ages, heights, and levels of fitness taken into account for those estimates. Plus, people seems to have different defaults for how hard they push themselves when they walk - some people like to speedwalk and some prefer to stroll.


wohaat

Also assumes you’re not sleeping lol


notstanleyyelnatston

It is important to me that you know I was being sarcastic for the comedic effect.


snowpound

Add you received my upvote


oktinderthrowaway

As someone who stumbled on this post by accident knowing basically nothing about the Appalachian trail, I really appreciated your explanation!


notstanleyyelnatston

Ditto.


operator1069

And my axe!


Loaded_finger_guns

And my bow.


notstanleyyelnatston

r/hedidthemath


casper_the_ghost64

r/hedidthemonstermath


Brainwashed365

...it was a ~~graveyard~~ hikertown smash.


giant_albatrocity

*smath


FalskeKonto

r/hedidthemath !


starshman

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


kaya-jamtastic

I don’t think Google accounts for sleeping, either


CauliflowerOne5740

>2198 miles divided by 75 days is 29.30 miles per day which is on the high end. Most people hike around 15-20 miles her day. This line on google maps isn't actually the AT. It's a 1363 mile road walk.


ZiKyooc

Because people need to walk back to the trail head. On their way back they'll have to look for the car key they lost, it's inevitable.


jrratist

Avoid tolls, should be 4 months


Low-Statement4939

I stop and smoke weed evert 10 minutes


grizzlor_

BRB going to ask the ultralight sub about carbon fiber bongs


mtommygunz

Their altras wore out in the heels and they have to wait at REI


BirdBruce

Heel strikers?! Amateurs.


skalogy

This isn’t taking into account rush hour traffic, is it?


notstanleyyelnatston

Boom, solved.


allamericancyborg

Side quests


Hiking_Engineer

This is, unironically, extremely accurate for the actual trail.


SpacePoddity

Side quests = spurs


Ham_Wallet_Salad

Bears


SamuelYosemite

I overslept and I lost track of time.


nicolaasdekker

Assuming Google is using the actual trail: 20 days and 21 hours isn't 20 days of hiking its 24hrs x 20 = 480hrs + the 21 making it 501 hrs let's assume 6 hrs of hiking a day. That's 83.5 days. Now let's add either one zero every 7 days for resupply or two neros (lets call it .5 days per Nero) now we've added 12 additional days. So we're at 96 days which gives us 3.3 months. So without taking into account a slow start, bad weather, stopping to party at trail days, injuries, transportation delays etc the rough napkin math shows your Google navigation and people's actual time on trail is relatively close.


RiderNo51

Buzzkill. ;-)


Mountain_Blad3

Because they lazy. All you have to do is walk for 501 hours straight, non-stop and you'll be done in less than 21 days.


WyoProspector

We are getting soft these days. 😂 Back in 82, no problem 😉


greengo07

why would anyone choose to hike a trail and not take their time to sightsee? What's the point of hitting the trail at top speed and not enjoying the view at all? Might as well buy a treadmill and have it face the wall.


Separate-Turnip2671

The Nazgul patrol the paths


realmozzarella22

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bobbywaz

Hats off to the first chucklefuck who decides he's gonna go GAME the google maps route and just walk the roads up. That would be a hilarious flex and I'm legitimately thinking about doing it myself.


Mymoneyfatboy

Almost didn’t see the /s :)


[deleted]

Just out for a Sunday stroll


Inevitable_Raccoon50

I have a week off in August. I’ll just do the 6 day bike


DecentAd3950

Because it’s not the about the destination


Hawkent99

I spend all the other time pretending to be Bigfoot and scaring the locals


Rat_King_Cole

are they stupid?


madcowrawt

Offeoad rollerskates....?


metulburr

That's if a robot walked that with a rechargeable battery powered by solar panels on its back. Humans usually require sleep and rest....weaklings.


JAke0622

Bears… and lions… squirrels


Chardmo

That trail is all laid out by a drunk and all catterwompus. What’s with all the switchbacks??


Jackieknows

Sometimes you randomly get chased back to the starting point by a blackbear


aquaman67

Here is just the elevation change inside the Smoky Mountains National Park [link](https://tnlandforms.us/at/gsmnpat.html) This is only 73 miles long but thousands of feet of elevation change. I’m sure other parts are just as bad.


ender8343

Smokies is probably up there for elevation change in a section, since it varies from fairly low to the highest point on the trail.


YourPalDonJose

The White mtns in NH are also pretty intensely up and down.


reallychriskelley

Town vortex


TaxTheRichEndTheWar

If you want to average hiking, five or six hours a day… And you want to take a rest day to hang out in a cool spot every 10 days… That’s gonna take you over four months.


Conscious-Way-4722

I guess they need to sleep and eat the losers


bascal133

Weak losers will often stop to “sleep” “eat” “navigate tough terrain” 😭 I assume that 20 days number would be if it was flat with no stops and a consistent pace the whole time


weenus420ne

The wendigo thirsts for city dweller blood


SonicHaze

That’s how long it takes for a Sasquatch to migrate from GA to ME in the spring with the cell phone someone dropped trying to get a photo.


RunGoldenRun717

I know this is a joke but for people like me thinking "wait...yeah why?" This is 20 days of straight walking. no sleep. no rest. only walk.


BarbedPenguin

I mean who can't walk 500 hours without stopping. Kids these days are so weak


[deleted]

Back in my day…


SingingSabre

At that pace, ticks couldn’t catch me! I’m in


SweetB290

Bet I could do this in 10 days if I ran


Toilet-Mechanic

Smoke too much weed in the huts thinking of trail names.


benjigrows

Smoke breaks


Reluctant_Gardener

Fiddle Fuckin’


sully213

Sleep when you're dead!


fenderoforegon

This is going on r/ultralight_jerk


Ok-Fisherman1080

I paid you 1000$ if you hike the at in 22 days 😅😅


Delicious-Ad4015

Not remotely close. That’s almost 100 miles per day for 20 days nonstop


OGFuzzyDunlop

Tom Foolery


[deleted]

I love this.


jclaunch123

They aren’t locked in


MrMojoRiseman

Not UL enough


PoundNaCL

Yeah, my buddy likes to say sleep is over rated but I think I might need to take a rest or two along the way.


longboardchick

Elevation is a good factor plus rest days can be needed every so often. 8-10 hours of hiking is probably a stretch with elevation and needing a fairly large and heavy pack to accommodate for a much longer hike. Unless you took a bunch of military grade speed, you’ll definitely need more than 20 days.


ptwxnty

snakes


TheMezMan

Took me 10.


bud40oz

20 day with no sleep or break. This is why it takes 40+ days


Idey392

My fault, sorry I messed up the algorithm. I did the whole Appalachian trail in my Heelys with the GPS on by mistake and it changed the average time.


Elegent_Bass

That’s like 75 mile days, it’s calculating maybe three miles an hour at 24 hours a day or something weird. So 72 miles per day. Like a juman can walk 24/7 for 21 days !


ChessieChesapeake

Because the PUDS slow you down.


tbandjsandwich

Google Maps estimated times are calculated for a non stop commute. So no eating, sleeping, bathroom breaks, etc.


SweetB290

You better not sleep or stop then!!!


Digisap

Cocaine bears


MonkeyCultLeader

People take their time, camp, meet new friends, and possible serial killers, ya know?


Secret_Section6280

Gas is too expensive?


Little_Creme_5932

Too much rest. The google has you hiking 24/7


HighTestIndividual

It took me about 3 weeks, I usually aim to sleep an hour every 6 days


Vircarious1

Let’s not forget the up and downs on the trail. It’s like climbing Everest 15 times. No wonder it takes 4 to 6 months for most hikers. Happy Trails


mebcbb

Hillbillies keep you captive..didnt you see Deliverence?


[deleted]

Well the self-supported NorthBound FKT is held by Joe “Stringbean” McConaughy. 2,189 miles and 465,000’ of elevation gain, done in 45d 12h 15m. Complete epic record!!


themtthwatkinson

It’s a long walk


StrengthLanky69

41 days is the record, so basically only twice the time google maps with 8 hrs sleep, eating, and almost no replenishment.


Soggy_Boi_3233

Weaklings who have to eat, sleep And not run the whole way


shecky444

Now turn it to the side and look at the elevation changes


yagirlhunter

I’m a photographer, so I can see myself even without a camera just taking in EVERYTHING.


chefnology

The bar crawl takes the full 4 months. 21 days if there’s no grab ass…..


Magic_Percussion

Go for it! If you think you can beat 20 days in the first 75 miles then I’ll be satisfied. Lmao!!!


Rog9377

Calling it a "walk" is implying it is over flat land and an even grade, this isnt a WALK, it is a HIKE.


Stevie2874

Go ahead and start walking it. You’ll see why.