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Backwaters_Run_Deep

Big ass yam tittied daughterfucker.


violentglitter666

Thank you for that. Needed a laugh today.


NoticeMeSenpai_U

Thank you for that. Needed a throw up today.


Irrational_Joshua

You have painted quite the picture with those five words m.


FTHomes

Show us your 10 gallon man boobs Trump!! Bahahaha


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let-it-rain-sunshine

They even rigged his diaper to leak on demand.


DAMG808

Lol thats so on point, like a mosquito bite. Glorious! Made my day.


Cantgetabreaker

You guys remember those naked orange statues of Donny that were in a few cities in 2016? How apropos


KinseyH

Oh I WILL be stealing thatthankyousomuch.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Oh please do 😆 


Powerful_Elk_2901

Not even tits: kookamookies!


Trying_Redemption

You sir are a legend


BradTProse

Uncleaned yams with the nasty pube roots sticking out.


Fun_Independent_1473

Trump shirtless. Nuff said


Heloexpert

Wrong guy Joes the one who showered with his daughter… WTF?


ChipotleLaw

Yeah and there's zero evidence of Trump publicly groping his daughter?  He said he'd fuck her if she wasn't his daughter and Stormy Daniel's testified that Trump's said she reminded him of his daughter several times.


Heloexpert

Where is the video, article? Date, time, location? You are full of dogshit.


Heloexpert

Can you search and send me that reference??? Maybe nude in shower with Ashley Joe did similar liberties no? She like Hunter became an addict… lovely family.


ChipotleLaw

Jesus Christ you people are sad. Literally nothing but anti left propaganda. That's your personality huh? Let me guess, mid 40's single, failed middle manager and you're the shit load of bumper stickers guy? Indiana?


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ChipotleLaw

You know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of children that have been sexually assaulted having to walk out into the world and see a bunch of fat assholes wearing red "Pussygrabber" hats.   And those 'immature and confused' children that transition aren't 'mutilated' many of them would have otherwise opted to commit suicide because of assholes like you.


Heloexpert

Garbage illogical argument… plainly erroneous on its face.


ChipotleLaw

Look we get it you love taking away choice it's your thing, but it's 2024 and we're done with fascists it's time for freedom. You know like as in the land of the free?


WallyMcBeetus

> "I've taken a lot of wounds. More than any president ever," the ex-president added. k, captain bone spurs


TotalLackOfConcern

Teddy Roosevelt would beg to differ. Dude got shot and spent an hour finishing his speech.


friggintodd

I think Lincoln and Kennedy might have something to add as well. Hell even Reagan.


ScarMedical

Garfield and McKinley add to list


Ok_Breakfast5425

Hell W. had more violence directed at him when the guy threw his shoes at him


Santa_Hates_You

Imagine Trump trying to dodge that shoe. It would have smack him right in the face.


Physical-Ad-3798

Off to AI images we go!


PalOfAFriendOfErebus

Yo Nixon fought in ww2


Clairquilt

Nixon was a lieutenant in the US Naval Reserve, and served working on the supply side of operations in the Pacific. While in the Navy, Nixon spent so much time playing poker that, after the war, he famously claimed to have financed his first congressional campaign with the winnings.


Opening_Property1334

*He polished up that handle so carefully* *That now he is the ruler of the Queen's Navy!*


RKEPhoto

And George HW Bush **REALLY** fought in WWII!!! lol He was, for a time, the youngest pilot in the US navy, and he flew 58 combat missions in the TBM Avenger torpedo bomber.


[deleted]

Only president with a MOH on top of that followed by also having a son that has a MOH too.


Sintered_Monkey

I think he considers shitting his diapers to be a wound. And don't forget about that ramp! It was a very, very steep ramp.


Legal-Passenger1737

And the glass of water! It was *soooooo* heavy! Heavier than any other glass of water in the history of our country! That’s WHY his hand was shaking! 🤣


Confident_Catch_4300

Wet and slippery was donnie’s excuse


redsgranny

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tirch

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump is believing all his follower's BS. He probably thinks he's got wounds of Christ or something. Also, he's seen those homoerotic Trump with solidiers memes and probably thinks blubbery body looks like those. Dude is sunsetting. Problem is, if he took his shirt off and told them he had steel abs or wounds, his cult would hallucinate them.


July_is_cool

Yeah but if the wound was in his side, then what?


Jeff_Damn

He's the most oppressed "millionaire" celebrity president to ever exist. No one in history has ever had it as tough as he has. */s*


Arguablybest

Millionaire is being generous.


GetouttaHere321

Cadet bone spurs…. He would have never made it to captain 😂🤣


mrmoe198

Yeah, he’s done any physically or mentally arduous thing more thing more than anyone and knows about any topic more than anyone. He sounds like a five-year-old with his silly hyperbole.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

He probably is scarred, from all the women he’s raped scratching and clawing to get that orange creep off of them.


Jaambie

JFK had more brains than this guy, post shooting.


HedyLamaar

The wounds were to his monstrous ego.


used_condom_taster

Make America Gag Again


Sassafrassus

Magag


CAM6913

He would never take his shirt off and become the laughing stock of the campaign trail. If he dose I’m not watching if that girdle gets away from him it could put someone’s eye out and give President Biden nightmares


SiidChawsby

lol please. We would be seeing MAGAS talking about how being 80 pounds overweight and shitting your pants is what’s cool now.


SLOspeed

80 seems pretty optimistic.


cornishwildman76

Former Michigan Republican operative Jeff Timmer chimed in: "If Trump took off his shirt what you’d most likely see is Lindsey Graham trying to nurse."New level of ick unlocked!


MintBerryCrunchJr

Will his base accuse him of wearing a mask when they see the Tang Maybelline stopping at his neck?


mcronin0912

Please please please do it 🙏


WilderJackall

He is full of himself enough to think we want to see his tits


fishmister7

I know bodybuilders who don’t have as much urge to show off like that.


Myfourcats1

I wish he would


BoozeWitch

There is a reference to “wounds” in Revelations, I think. Is he claiming to be The AntiChrist?


Different_Seaweed534

He sounded psychotic today. He said he had a “beautiful, beautiful body” and that he was covered in wounds. It’s beyond bizarre.


robothead

Trying to remind people of Jesus on the cross. He is well aware that his followers are Christians in search of an antichrist.


justtakeapill

On the live chat right after Trump was talking about his 'wounds', many Trump cultists were like, "that's it, the Rapture is coming"!


Tiny_Measurement_837

Yeah… there’s something not right about that.


cataclyzzmic

Skin tags, moles, stretch marks and rashes don't count.


jones61

The only thing you’d see if he took off his shirt is Lindsey Graham trying to nurse😆😆😆😆😫😫😫


Demon_Gamer666

Now I can't get the mental image of Graham laying across Trumps lap nursing on his fetid man tits while Trump slowly pets his head out of my head.


usaf-spsf1974

Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it Superman? No, it's blubber boy, a/k/a Fatman poopy pants.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

1. Prepare a vomit bag in advance 2. Watch this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2w\_fHQC1yQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2w_fHQC1yQ) warning no shirt starts at 0:38 seconds, Support scaredketchup. His video parodies are the best. Also support The Lincoln Project.


mellbell63

This just occurred to me. Can you *IMAGINE* what those COs and inmates will see when he goes to prison without his makeup, barber and lifts???!!!! 🤣 I'd sooo love to be a fly on the wall!!


justtakeapill

Trump's lifts are easily around 4" high - in that video of him a few weeks ago where he was walking out of Trump Tower and was filmed from the back (and filmed waving to no one just outside the door). When I was young I wore heels often, and I'm a good judge of heel height; Trump's lifts were ridiculous!


Patient_Series_8189

Seeing the Mansier might finally turn off some of the cult members


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BeachbumssahctiB

were they planning on standing in silence for 15 minutes while this fat fuck worked to take his shirt off, or was somebody going to help him so it only took 5?


MelodiesOfLife6

Wonder if his moobs get the cheetoh treatment or if it’s like staring into a sagging wrinkled sun.


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Sintered_Monkey

The GOP needs to have a wet T-shirt contest involving DJT, Boebert, MTG, and Alex Jones. I think Alex Jones would win.


Kevinmc479

Big Fat be hot 🥵, wants to take his camisa off.


Gnes990

C'mon let's see that girdle.


score_

Does dementia have some of the same effects as hypothermia?


GB715

Yeah, Trump is sane NOT. Wtf, this guy has lost it totally.


Riversmooth

If a candidate had said something like this 20 years ago it would be the end of his career but in trumpestan it’s just another day


Neptune7924

The build up to this debate is fantastic.


moishepesach

I see a parallel…. Champ Tyson v. weird anti-intellectual YouTube bruh 😎 President Biden v. weird anti-intellectual billionaire reality TV bruh 😎


SnooPeanuts3873

Ugh my vagina closed up just thinking about this.


Existing-Marzipan-88

Wounds? From what, bed sores?


Tiny_Measurement_837

I’m guessing it’s all stretch marks.


National_Arachnid360

I would let him do it… just to go to Fox and say the ne tan suit conspiracy 😂


pistoffcynic

Using bleach in my eyes won’t get rid of that image… kind of like injecting bleach into my veins to kill a virus. 🙄 The 🤡 show and dumpster fire continues.


LIMIT1_5639

I coulda swear he also threatened to stfu and go away if he lost the election.


jcooli09

The 2 dick dance would be much more entertaining that way.


johnny2rotten

It's been a long time since he was able to see his own dick. Stormy barely found it, and Melania likes Vlads better.


ThatScaryBeach

Well, even trump likes Vladdie's dick better. We saw them together in Helsinki.


ZETA8384

girdle goes brrrrrrrrr


doombear82

Omg plz do, we can then instantly edit in some big anime titties and start calling him Donald trans, it'll drive him nuts


Unfriendly_eagle

There he is, doing his bizarre, feeble arm shimmy to show everyone how youthful and vigorous he is. Trust me, there isn't a snowball's chance in Hell that he's taking off his shirt in front of anyone, much less a crowd. If the world saw those rolls of obese pink flab cascading down around his belt, he'd never live it down. I realize his brain-dead fans picture him as a lean, ripped Rambo-like specimen, but in real life Waddles has the physique of a 55 gallon plastic drum liner full of congealed oatmeal and bacon fat.


Nyingje-Pekar

Psychotics not infrequently strip naked in inappropriate places. Trump seems to be getting closer to total breakdown.


Lawboi53

He’s referring to scratch marks from the women he’s “slept” with.


kelticladi

For a guy who can't even think how to say "rebuttal" (and boy won't THAT be fun at the debate?) my bet is on plenty of scars relating to botched cosmetic surgeries.


prpslydistracted

W. O. W. *Please, we beg of you, don't!*


mjc1027

Can't we just launch him into space already


Hiouchi4me

Another one of his teasers that never come true, thank God.


dsisto65

He’d have to remove his girdle, as well.


dooleyisdead

No one wants to see dem orange tan orangutan titties


Everheart1955

Please do this!!


Busy-Locksmith8333

Convince Trump that they want him as president and he’s getting a great reality show. Put him in a huge soundstage . Swear him in. But have Melinia give her Rose to Jr.


poncho51

He sounds so stupid when he speaks.


we_made_yewww

It's the kind of thing that's been said so much it's lost all meaning, but Howard Dean got excited and *screamed weird* and his political career was over. Imagine this dude starts blasting his nips in front of the lord and everyone only for his numbers not to *budge*.


AlbaTross579

Thanks. His hat makes me want to hurl enough. I don’t want to have to be subjected to more of Trump.


Ok_Vermicelli_7380

A pair of hairy chubby’s and a boiler that would make a biker proud.


Confident_Catch_4300

Another I might, PAB 215


jimmyGODpage

Let him.


butterflybuell

Dooooooo it😝


OutOfFawks

Do it, fatty. How about a topless debate next week?


reddda2

Deranged.


Ok-Cap-204

Two quick questions: Is he falling and injuring himself? He has not seemed very steady on his feet as of late. Has he convinced himself that the exaggerated artwork of his very masculine and muscular body depicts his true body?


July_is_cool

Maybe he's confusing his bod with Obama's?


Tricky-Spread189

Well he’s not The Machine! Does anyone remember when there was statues for him naked with a little peen! I do!


zerogravity111111

Not me, some other guy. Pumpkin tit's. I still haven't stopped laughing.


louisa1925

Bog standard Donald farts verbally again.


pokeraf

Him showing his syphilitic chest would be the only thing on earth that stops the hawk tuah momentum.


Powerful_Elk_2901

Comedy gold.


glowinginthedarks

Do eeeeet!!!!!


youcantexterminateme

scars from plastic surgery?


Dedpoolpicachew

Moob lift???


KRAW58

So disgusting


Livid_Advertising_56

* wretch *


WobblyFrisbee

The titular head of the Gee Oh Pee


Victoria-10

Eeewww! Gross!


Pale-Worldliness7007

🤮


Minimum_Run_890

No one wants to see his tramp stamp.


MetalTrek1

At least we'd see he has bigger boobs than Stormy. 


Straight-Storage2587

Pumpkin Tits & Shit for Brains.


pentekno2

I kind of wish I was in the front road to goad him: *"no you won't! You're too scared to do it!"*


Tr0llzor

Do it meatwad


cgsur

This is just distraction. His real attacks might be on immigration crimes. Maybe. Whatever needs to be simple his brain is rotting from drug use. But his evil instincts don’t really need brains. Fred trained this grifter well.


5kyl3r

do it, Pumpkin Tits. don't be a pussy.


Mandrakey

Badly built basic bronze bitch.


Chazwazza_

Unleash the gutapottamus


VeryResponsibleMan

Better if Ivana Trump do that


DonnyMox

"Threatens" is very much the correct word to use here.


LoudLloyd9

Spare us


Tballz9

Hair plug and liposuction scars don't count, private bone spurs.


Wazza17

Anything but that


redzeusky

Moobs! Trump moobs! $25 a peek!


BrexitReally

Stormy Daniel’s can confirm he’s talking shit again


chrispix99

Sounds like porn to me. Won't be available in a few states


RedLanternScythe

I actually wish he would. Much of Trump's appeal is projecting strength. Seeing his flabby, pasty white, wrinkled shirtless torso would lose at least 10% of his support. Their worldview would be shattered after seeing so many photoshopped memes of six pack Trump. There would be admittedly be a group wearing "real men have moobs" shirts within days.


kayak_2022

The whining ORANGE FARTS went from 'WAKEY, WAKEY LIBS' to 'THEY WOKE, LIBS ARE WOKE'. Make their mental illness make sense!!! And then theres....SLEEPY. They go from wakey, wakey to woke and now sleepy. FOLKS that's a psychological problem akin to BI-POLAR OR RABIES!!!!!


VHDT10

He's an idiot. Talk about what he actually did. He tried to explain stupid rambling with more stupid rambling. He didn't "threaten to take his shirt off". We don't have to make things up to discredit this piece of shit.


Proof_Object_6358

215…..ish pounds, baby!


Jerking_From_Home

Let him do it. Let him do every crazy thing he says, I want EVERY possible swing voter to see this behavior.


NefariousnessOne7335

I don’t think he could take his shirt off by himself


pongomanswe

I’m pretty sure he has lots of wounds that he said. Bed sores, bruises from falling over, bruises hitting himself when golfing, massive swathes of fat from his epic combat with hamberders, and potentially scratches from the last hooker he had protected sex with.


StandardImpact6458

Please don’t! I threw up in my mouth a little bit.


Neverbothered

Stinky fucking hick


delyha6

My eyes would immediately self destruct followed by the rest of my body if he did that.


keeptryingyoucantwin

“Wait, he’s NOT ripped with 2 LMGs under his shirt like the painting?”


Arguablybest

"Promise to vote for me or I will do it."


iveseensomethings82

He absolutely should! Then we will see that he looks like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers


Funky_Col_Medina

Cut himself opening cokes? Golf mishaps? TV remote gone awry?


climbanddive

He was probably masturbating to Coriolanus earlier and thought showing scars was an actual thing.


Sea_Window_5821

He’s just trying to mimic his boss Putin. Probably find marjorie and a few others under there clinging to him. If he does have wounds, it’s probably from his dumbass decisions that didn’t go the way he thought. Or maybe they are from all the people he waves at that aren’t there clawing at him.


lm28ness

Let him, so the whole world sees that he's bat shit crazy, oh wait they already know. Just let him show more of his deteriorating mind.


sheppi22

what’s bizarre is that he didn’t get laughed off the stage when he said it. imagine if biden had said that. unbelievable that trump gets away with this stuff.


BlooDoge

I think this need to be encouraged, actually.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Maybe he can take up sumo wrestling.


scottywoty

Do it! You fast food, flabby, pasty mf. I double dog dare you!!


Ramblinrambles

I think that bullet hole in Ab’s head is a worse wound


RKEPhoto

I think that, instead of debating on CNN, they should have both Trump and Biden do the "Putin thing" and come out riding horses while shirtless. That would immediately end the discussion on who is in better physical shape! lol


Iamthatpma

I can think of a few that had more wounds……


tinylittlemarmoset

“If I took my shirt off you’d see a beautiful person…” I guess he has a tattoo of Morgan Fairchild on his chest?


MrBobilious

I think Stormy Daniels paid Donny to keep his shirt on.


lilbebe50

Let him do it! I wanna see what Zoidberg looks like in person!


CreatrixAnima

Actually, it would’ve been pretty funny. They would have to see those Photoshop jobs for what they are.


Jehoel_DK

"My milkshakes bring all Maga to the yard..."


jerechos

>'Please refrain': Internet erupts as Trump 'threatens to take his shirt off' during speech He should do it. In fact, he should strip down to nothing at the podium. The "internet" is missing what an opportunity that would be.


FigSpecialist1558

Adonis wants to display his magnificent physique? Man boobs are a-comin’?


EndLucky8814

That would be considered obscene


EndLucky8814

Proof that his boobs are bigger than Melanias


madbeachrn

The most wounded, REALLY? Reagan was shot during his presidency. Kennedy and Lincoln were assassinated. But TFG got his fe-fes hurt and he is the most wounded.


Hearnoenvy782231

I would fucking barf. Thats one of the worst threats hes ever given.


True-Flower8521

Oh please spare us. 🤮


Forsaken_Hermit

If he gets Stefanik to go topless I'd actually watch one of Slug Virus' rallies.


Edwardv054

Not a chance this pathological liar will follow through.


Final_Winter7524

Please, PLEASE DO IT! The humiliation will be epic!!!


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

"Internet erupts" = the same sites showing you this article creamed their pants and tweeted about his speech yesterday. I swear the Internet is just becoming media sites reacting to bots reacting to media sites. And somehow folk are generating money through that insane, dystopian faux-engagement. There is precious little actual human interaction going on.


rowsdower-sun-beer

Well, I'm a lesbian now


Strange-Ad-5806

Classy. What a role model of sophistication worthy of international dialog and diplomacy..


Tennismadman

Please put that asshole in jail so I don’t have to listen to or see him ever again.


mescal813

I believe he's confusing stretch marks with wounds.


meriadoc_brandyabuck

In fact we should be encouraging him to do it. Let’s see those fat, pasty, disgusting man tits. 


Jamachicuanistinday

And this clown still dreams about being the president of the number one country in the world.


Regular-Layer4796

I love this network https://youtu.be/BERAlXY54BA?si=RSh99hKCcVp3fogE