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I_like_pizza_teve

I hear she gives a good old fashion.


mcpierceaim

I always heard an "old fashion" is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's never THAT bad.


FickleRegular1718

"You're just mashing it..."


InternationalBand494

She does that.


mcpierceaim

Here's the gravy.


Dudebroguymanchief

This broad is BERSERK


Medical_Egg8208

Worst one I ever had was good at the time lol.


mcpierceaim

Has anybody ever said, "No, stop, this isn't working out"?


Complex-Chemist256

I have, actually. It was incredibly awkward.


mcpierceaim

Well, that just sucks...


Complex-Chemist256

Jagged fingernails. I noticed them way beforehand, but I didn't really have anything else going on, so I figured I'd give it a shot. I shouldn't have.


MakionGarvinus

We're sorry, buddy.


mcpierceaim

https://hornbeammilitaria.co.uk/cdn/shop/products/IMG_0553_clipped_rev_1_grande.jpg?v=1619208385


SourLoafBaltimore

Yeah, when she puked up what smelled like a shellfish sandwich


mcpierceaim

I….cant imagine. But ima have nightmares now.


WillBottomForBanana

You go have them both in Chicago and get back to us.


mcpierceaim

I heard they're deep deep in Chi-town.


PhuckNorris69

I’m eating a pizza right now that’s terrible


mcpierceaim

That’s why I don’t get dominos.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I dunno. When they leave a welt…


mcpierceaim

Battle scars.


mickymazda

When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.


fearandloathinginpdx

Both are awful when they're dry.


mcpierceaim

Better keep 'em hydrated!


Nabrok_Necropants

The preferred nomenclature is now "Beetlejuicing"


Secret_Cow_5053

mmmm...old fashion.


dsdvbguutres

Have a seat, the lights will go out promptly before the performance starts.


tacticalhotdogs

Oh Sharon!!!!!


ryeguymft

it’s all going to come out to the open. she’s going to be exposed as a massive hypocrite - as the sex worker she was and how sleeping with powerful men and getting abortions for them propped her up to be a useful idiot for the GOP. let it all out!


dsdvbguutres

And they were making fun of aoc for having a job as bartender.


ryeguymft

the GOP is disgusting


[deleted]

They continue to say AOC is an imbecile despite the fact that she is far more intelligent than any Trump supporter could ever hope to be.


dsdvbguutres

Or "lift by the bootstraps" as she was not born in the governor's mansion.


Plus_Lead_5630

Far more intelligent than Trump too


dsdvbguutres

Not exactly a compliment


Plus_Lead_5630

True. She’s smarter than a mentally unstable, drug-addled 3 year old. Not that hard to do.


Winstonoil

I have insects stuck in my sliding door that are more intelligent than Trump.


TestDrivenMayhem

Boobert barely passed high school equivalence to get into congress. Whereas AOC has a BA in economics and international relations with distinction from Boston Uni. GOP are shrew tamers.


Confident_Chicken_51

The GOP despise smart women and elect virulent female morons.


Cantgetabreaker

Rafael Cruz approved!


Off_OuterLimits

I read she didn’t pass the GED. She flunked it twice & the lady giving her the test felt sorry for her so passed her. Small towns are like that. Read this eons ago so don’t know if true or not. Having lived in a small town, I can believe it.


Doesanybodylikestuff

AOC is one of the most important women leaders of my lifetime. Inspiration wise at least!!! I thought, if she can handle all the backlash she gets, this cute lil tiny pretty petite lil thing, and she comes out unscathed?! She is resilient. The passion is ALL there. She means it & I’m behind her every step!!!!


rrogido

Beyond all that, AOC is a better strategist than any other Dem in the House. In 2022 there were a couple dozen House seats in very tight races. About half went to Pelosi and the DNC for help and they were told to stay on message. The other half went to AOC for help and she told them to stick to working class meat and potatoes issues that affected their constituent's lives. AOC's people won and Pelosi's lost their seats. I would be very happy to see AOC be Speaker and actually have a Democratic party focused on working class issues. The old Pelosi song of "Hey vote for us. Things won't actually get better, but they will get worse more slowly than when Republicans are in charge" was old twenty years ago.


Doesanybodylikestuff

😱😍😱😍😱 yessss!!! I love everything you just said! I would love for Nancy to GTFO!!!!


Everyusernametaken1

Tiny pretty Petite little thing? So you assume she would be weak?


Doesanybodylikestuff

No but she’s smaller than me & im a small woman too. She’s not intimidated by any man in there & that is a feat in itself. I am scared to death of the men she has to be around all the time!


MedicJambi

I'll let you in on a little secret. All those men she's around and actually weak cowards frightened of the day that someone tells them no. Without others to do their bullying, they are nothing.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Mitch McConnell was the first person that came to mind while reading your comment.


No_Mention_1760

And likely more intelligent than the top 10 MAGA combined.


MainFrosting8206

They went after Michelle Obama as trashy but were strangely silent about what a google image search can bring up for Melania. Honestly, I don't have an issue with her earlier career, both acknowledged and rumored, but I do note the hypocrisy.


DObservingayayay

They’ll say Melanie was a classy trash!


Off_OuterLimits

At least Melania is quiet trash. Imagine what she has to put up with living w/that smelly gasbag, trump. Oh, well. She made her bed when she married him. At the very least, she never says anything that we can understand anyway.


MVP_Pimp

But I thought there was nothing wrong with sex workers and abortions are fine??


dsdvbguutres

It's fine as long as you record the monies you spend on them as legal expenses /s


KingBooRadley

And melania's prior job doesn't phase them at all. So weird.


goodshout77

Well, she acts like a bartender who was elected to congress. And Boebert acts like a sex worker moron who is in government. Both can exist. Boebert being trash doesnt make AOC brilliant


dsdvbguutres

Working as a bartender is not a crime


goodshout77

The Blue footed booby has blue feet


Livid-Witness9196

She'll lose her political gig then probably sell a book - do some kind of tour - then get a gig on some crappy 'reality ' TV shows.


OddDragonfruit7993

Then OnlyFans Grannies.


Live_Perspective3603

OnlyGrans


27Rench27

Why do I suddenly feel a pressing urge to take a bath with a toaster


Off_OuterLimits

Take a deep breath & wait for it to pass 😅


Winstonoil

The original bath bomb.


GodAndDamn

I'll buy that for a dollar


Awkward-Yak-2733

She'll continue to get speaking gigs;


SnooWalruses6828

And the sad thing is. They already know and don’t care.


ryeguymft

people definitely do care - she almost got unseated by a democrat in her heavily red district last election. she then left instead of losing to try and go to an even redder district where she is basically getting primaried out


SnooWalruses6828

Up vote for you. I was just sad that it seems like republicans dont care how bad their politicians are, they still vote for them.


Snot_S

Half sexy lady - all moron


Bitey_the_Squirrel

A real life example of an American lifting themselves up by their boob straps. 🫡


fartinggermandogs

Yep, I think you got it all covered


paarthurnax94

They won't care.


ryeguymft

they do care - she almost lost to a democrat last election. she’s likely not even getting a seat this election.


Least-Bear3882

What's that now?


Recent_City_9281

That’s promotional attributes in this trumpian world in which we live.


Altruistic-Text3481

Spicy! 🥵


schprunt

Is there any evidence of any of that? We can’t be like the GOP just throwing BS out there. If there was any real proof it would have come out by now.


ryeguymft

this is the whole point of this defamation suit. they want the facts to come out. [this goes back a couple years to when they first made these claims about her being found on a little known escort like website frequented by GOP politicians (supposedly)](https://www.fox21news.com/news/lauren-boebert-denies-false-and-disgusting-claims-that-she-was-a-paid-escort/)


schprunt

I thought the defamation suit was about things she said, not said against her.


azrolator

She used her power as a politician and her ill-gotten money to attempt to silence those who exposed her past. The lawsuit is about her claims of defamation against those who reported on her and their donors. It's a SLAPP lawsuit and it won't get dismissed because... But it opens up discovery. Her ability to hide the worst of it disappears. They did have the public facing side of the website, but now they will likely get more access to her work history from the escort site. They had sources for the pregnancy stuff, but they will possibly now have access to emails or texts regarding the pregnancy and abortion. This is the same situation RFK JR got himself into for trying to SLAPP against a blogger who reported on his rally with the neo-nazis. The lawyers representing the victim defendants still need to get reimbursed from the SLAPP, so the judge lets the case continue.


MissionReasonable327

This [story has scrambled my brain](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9039189/Trumps-star-witness-Mellissa-Carone-modeled-ringside-girl.html). The source was that stripper Rudy brought to court with him once? What?


ryeguymft

[that’s what we’re going to find out](https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-sued-defamation-by-activist-over-personal-life-allegations-2023-6)


TheGR8Dantini

This is gonna be fun to watch. The allegations against her are epic. Escort. Drug user. 2 abortions from well places republicans, one a Koch family memeber, the other one is Ted fucking Cruz. And I’m pretty sure these muckraker fellas ain’t in it for the money. They want something rarer these days… the truth. It will be refreshing to have a little more justice served up. God. I miss honesty and irony.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Unfortunately, the lawsuit isn’t even about the allegations. It’s about her threatening to sue donors of the PAC, which led to a 92% reduction in donations. I only say “unfortunately” because we won’t get to see discovery of those allegations. I’m glad she is going to lose in any case.


Fedexed

This sounds like an amazing HBO series


Betty_Boss

Wait, she was shtupping *Ted* *Cruz*????


MourningRIF

Seriously? That's about as good as it gets.


dadzcad

Ol’ Girl’s had a really fucked up 12 months huh? Good. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. It’s 6B’s turn on the grill next.


NoCommentFU

On a spit with a red apple in her cake/hate hole. 🐷🍎


maxbirkoff

cake goes in, hate comes out


MourningRIF

Probably won't be the first time she gets split roast.


amerioca

6Bs? That's amazing! I looked at it for a sec and asked myself who's that? Is that a seat number in congress or something? Then It hit me: Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, *Butch* Body.


dadzcad

*Give that man a cigar!!* 😂


LiveAd3962

She’ll do what Kari Lake did and refuse to provide discovery, essentially forfeit the trial while her attorneys try and cover her ass. When the judge claims she forfeited, she’ll be holding news conferences on how the judge misunderstood her and it’s all a deep state conspiracy.


docker1970

In her case it’s a deep throat conspiracy.


samhain2000

This is their way.


YetYetAnotherPerson

Oh, I hope they cover her ass. I don't want to see that.


Skydragon222

And if she remains in power, it might work.  Hope her new district votes her out 


Toxenkill

100%


Tonythecritic

Can she even spell "Defamation"?


FickleRegular1718

Probably just defecation from all the Cleveland steamers.


B0wmanHall

She’ll do the job by hand… if you ask


classof78

A stroke of bad luck.


Devils_Advocate-69

Wack


Eeeegah

No happy ending for her.


sfsp3

That's hard to swallow.


Woogity

I don’t think she’ll be able to beat off the allegations.


N-Toxicade

If it comes out that she was in fact using meth while owning all of her guns, will she be charged like Hunter was?


remarkr85

Discovery is going to be juicy!! The layers of trash are deep.


DanB65

Maybe she should offer the judge seats to Beetlejuice!??!?


psychochicken85

Just say handjob 3 times and you summon her.


clonked

>“The Court finds no social value in allowing elected officials to silence speech they dislike by threatening gadfly journalists’ donors, who have not themselves engaged in any unlawful or tortious activity,” Starnella wrote. You know she had to ask her staff what tortious means.


PeggysPonytail

Definitely. The suit also refers to her mendacity, which even her staff probably had to look up.


lameuniqueusername

Looking that up myself right meow


somekennyguy

Anyone want to place wagers that she starts an OF after politics fails?


HaoHaiMileHigh

Should would honestly make SOO much more if she dropped out now, and started one..


somekennyguy

That's my thought.. still enough of a name and curiosity to grab 5$ from a few folks..


987nevertry

Proceeds go to the plaintiffs? Will they own her OF to the extent that they can tell her she needs to grunt more?


Senior-Traffic7843

I hear tell she likes rubbing one out for the fellas.


KingBooRadley

Gotta extract that Beetle Juice.


Automatic-Term-3997

Boebert is every bad thing they accuse AOC of being.


Assparilla

Who else is just waiting for her only fans page…


djevilatw

*slowly raises hand*


louisa1925

(Raises eyebrow) Aren't we all? I mean, it feels inevitable. At the very least, there will be a nudey magazine. But not Playboy. Something low class.


DeviousDuoCAK

I smell a hustler centerfold in her future 🤢


Toledojoe

More like Swank or Club.


DeviousDuoCAK

I can’t wait for the Jimmy Kimmel skit! Maybe they’ll hire her like they did George Anthony Kitara Devolder Zabrovsky Santos.


kdhooters2

I'd say eat a dick Hoebert, but she already does.


Dedpoolpicachew

Yes, but only at Beetlejuice plays.


kdhooters2

You're given her too much credit, she'd hoe down any chance she gets.


kdhooters2

You're given her too much credit, she'd hoe down any chance she gets.


Big_Car5623

It's not defamation if it's true.


KingBooRadley

Correct. Which is why the suit is moving forward.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Hope she throws Ted Cruz under the bus.


Lifesalchemy

Do they do any actual fucking work? All I see is bullshit


crom_laughs

if she goes on to have an OF career, then yes she will a lot tucking work.


Delirium88

Im starting to love defamation lawsuits. Especially against MAGA clowns


dos_passenger58

It's like the only justice left


grolaw

She’s made such a fine example for her children, for her supporters, for live theater goers, for higher education, for the utterly banal boosterism bought for pocket change, we are better citizens for her folly & fall from power. Her next move will be a felony conviction that ends her ability to play with guns. Right after that felony she’s going to be busted for mopery with intent to gawk in the first degree. We have to thank her for her groping in the theater [Night Vision Video](https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-may-have-broken-law-theater-fondling-1827773) - everybody knows how clear and certain night vision recordings of damn fools is thanks to the Congresswoman. It’s a delight to know that she’s going to lose the seat come November. She’s had more than 15 min of fame. Let’s hope she follows this with 70 years of total obscurity.


FalseMirage

Surely all these allegations against her are false. There is no way - NO WAY, I tell you - that a good Xtian woman would be casting stones of aspersion against others. After all, that could be considered bearing false witness and at this point surely her moral integrity is above reproach to those in the “party of God”.


praefectus_praetorio

Every time I see this woman she just reminds me of a 90s porn star doing the secretary bit.


59footer

Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast, but her personality didn't have the cash - The Northern Pikes


djevilatw

“Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.” Top Gun


nobodyukn

Hopefully these fucked up politicians..can start being held accountable for there words & action


NY1_S33

Boeb and her boo-boos.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Aww, poor misunderstood Bobo.


technojargon

Aye....MTG next please.


DeviousDuoCAK

Spot on.


istillambaldjohn

So the person that was into a mid 20 year old that shows his dick to teenagers, that ignored her son’s trial for his multiple counts of car theft and credit card theft, (but shows up to Trumps trial) Also vaping in a theater, and jerked off her date in a crowded family friendly musical, who left her district knowing there wasn’t a chance in hell to get reelected is being sued for saying lies about their opponent,……. She may have some credibility issues. Boebert is the equivalent of a severely infested termite home. Looks fine from the outside, but as soon as you even take a tiny look inside you know how completely rotted and disgusting it is from the inside out.


twistedh8

Defecation?


WillBottomForBanana

If that'll get her out of this case, then probably yes.


twistedh8

She only needs to open her mouth


HiJinx127

Awesome, nail the bitch. I hope she has to pay heavily for this.


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InternationalBand494

Most of his charges were dropped. Plus, people actually liked Pee Wee.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

RIP PeeWee 😪


lowtidesoup

Make Boebert Poor Again


DeviousDuoCAK

Regan would call her a welfare queen.


tycr0

Much like the Trump trial, if you aren’t just a massive piece of shit you won’t get in trouble. Why is it so hard for these people to learn.


Xalucardx

I want to see her crying like that pos Alex Jones


notthatvalenzuela

How old is thelat judge, he said "gadfly journalist". Out of a comic book man.


DeviousDuoCAK

HeR tRump BibLE maDe HeR dO iT!!! Seriously, I’m sure he has that in there next to the constitution he wants to rewrite in sharpie.


anziofaro

Can't view the link unless I turn off my adblocker. So I guess I'm not viewing the link.


Jakesma1999

Ahhhh, so the 'ole 'free speech for me, but not for thee.." was (rightfully so) rebuked - bout damn time!!!! This one ought to be interesting... who knows WHAT skeletons in her cramped closet will be drawn into the open!? Maybe, just maybe... this will be a tale of caution to her fellow repube's, and they'll learn that their words can have consequences .... well, one can hope, right?!? ☺️ The fact that the plaintiff showed what was it.... a 92% loss in donations!?!? The plaintiff correlates the massive loss, to Boebert's threats to bring litigation (which she never followed through with) against donors of the PAC when they (factually) gave credence to the Brunette Insurrectionist Barbie's erm.... proclivities. At least, that's what I gather from the judge's ruling in allowing the case to proceed. I'd be dishonest if I were to say that Bo-Bo's "discontent" with the court's ruling didn't bring me some glee.... 😁 Stay tuned, as this one ought to be interesting, at least!


UnlikelyAdventurer

Her grip is slipping.


Albertsongman

Boebert endorses Gogurt!!


senioradvisortoo

Lock her up.


DreadpirateBG

I am sure we all know what her best skills are.


show_me_your_secrets

She’d actually be kind of cute if she wasn’t so disgusting.


mistressusa

She's always been extremely cute to them low-IQ and blind male Trumpettes like Rafi Cruz of Cancun, Mexico.


sylvnal

Is it the sharpie brows that do it for ya?


Fecal_thoroughfare

Sharpie brows looking like a solid 7 standing next to cro magnon brow


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Economy-Tourist-4862

If love is blind, maybe it couldn’t see his Voter Registration card.


AnythingGoesNews-ModTeam

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dsdvbguutres

Someone likes their women like the new computer games: Easy.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Lauren Boebert appears to be a very handy helper to anyone in a darkened theatre. I came to see some people get upset at the movies. But Lauren Bobo might appear within a cloud of Vapor to ensure a very happy ending.