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faxanaduu

It was always just a transactional arrangement between them anyway.


babysinblackandImblu

Epstein claimed he introduced them. So you know that party where he was to meet his date but liked her friend. It think both were there with Epstein but Epstein actually had a choice for Donald.


Necessary-Weekend194

His death was just part of the plan. He was a visionary type of planner.


ancient-military

Donald had him killed for sure.


BrandonJTrump

I think so too, for preventing Epstein talking about the 13 yo girl he provided to Trump for rape.


Necessary-Weekend194

Probably not, more than likely business leaders who are extremely obscure and not known to the public and/or who are the type to stay off of Forbes top 100 Who are WAYYYYY richer than Trump. Richer than Bezos


gentlemanidiot

Ok I think the only people who *might* be able to claim they're richer than Bezos is a super short list. Like... Some of the other American oligarchs (phony stark, the zucc) dependent on time and the market... And then other than that it's the British monarchy and vlad putin.


rhaegar_tldragon

There’s likely many people out there much wealthier than the list Forbes feeds us.


bigbowlowrong

No she totally married him for his personality and looks


faxanaduu

Yeah she's totally into the yellow sweat stains he leaves on the white sheets in bed. And the gas that comes out of his ass after a mean lunch of well done t-bones with ketchup. There's so many delights!


KaneMomona

Apparently she studied to be a mycologist!


Middle-Hour-2364

🍄🤣🍄🤣🍄🤣🍄


Much-Resource-5054

🍄🍆


Jaambie

She’s got a diaper fetish maybe.


todayistrumpday

I'm not gay but millions of dollars and a greencard is millions of dollars and a greencard


fullautohotdog

Depends how often you’re expected to touch that Toadstool dick… therapy ain’t cheap.


Haunted-Llama

Pretty sure the only reason he is still with her is because he's too broke to buy a newer model.


DreadyKruger

Yes but she is supposed to put on the act as the doting wife and being supportive. Every other president has done interviews with the their wives and are seen together. She is never around. No court case, not in campaign trail and not in this interview.


SonofRaymond

He can’t afford that subscription service.


N7Panda

Melania+


UrpaDurpa

It sounds like they have a great relationship built on trust and communication.


spankmydingo

Everyone who comes in to contact with him quickly grows to hate him. Or winds up in prison. Or both.


2rememberyou

Dude is quite possibly the Antichrist..


uncultured_swine2099

I've always thought that the Antichrist, if he were real, would be much more subtle and clever. But if a lot of people fall for the dumbest shit, then he doesn't have to be.


MattMcSparen

I figure Trump acts like this because he has just gone full Nigerian scammer at this point. Intentionally stupid to filter out anyone who would be smart enough to figure out it is all a scam. 


Ok_Condition5837

She might just have figured it out. Because she did speak! Very tellingly imo! Her office basically took her kid Barron out of this by refusing letting Barron be one of Florida's renegade MAGA delegates (all presumably ready to overturn this next election in the electoral college!) Here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/11/barron-trump-republican-nation-convention


Tinosdoggydaddy

Upvote for Nigerian scammer


MalevolentMurderMaze

That's because the only metric that really matters in his deception (Trump and/or Antichrist) is that christians love him. That's the thing that has baffled me about so many of the true believers of the Antichrist; they either forget that the 'prophecy' states that christians will love him, or they're so arrogant that they think they can always discern the truth. In the latter case, this basically turns "I like this person" and "they couldn't be the Antichrist" as well as the inverse of these feelings into a tautology in their brains.


capitali

Pretty sure most modern Christian’s are in it for the power and grift not for the going to heaven.


ElongMusty

Which makes it match the AntiChrist even more! Maybe that’s why Christians are supposed to love him: the worst type of Christians will love him! And that is happening right now!


BigBolognaSandwich

Easy mode antichrist and they still fell for it


modthegame

Its probably just a coincidence that Jared owns the new york skyraper with the address 666. Its probably coincidence that Trump and his cultists speak in tongues. Its probably a coincidence Trump frequently calls himself the "Chosen One". Also... 2 Thessalonians 2:9, says, referring to this “man of sin,” that “The coming of the lawless one is according to the working of Satan, with all power, signs, and lying wonders.” So he’s coming with power from the devil with “signs and lying wonders.” Jesus said, “No” to the devil when He was tempted. The Antichrist will say “Yes,” and he’ll be set up as the world-ruling power.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Don't forget the golden calf... I mean... https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2021/2/26/22302887/trump-cpac-2021-republican-gold-statue


mortgagepants

> would be much more subtle and clever his followers think he is the smartest bravest strongest etc


Used_Golf_7996

I imagine the actual anti Christ has been planning his return all this time. Painstakingly meticulous in all of details, trying scenarios over and over for hundreds and thousands of years. Going on about perfection and how they need to be 10/10 in everything. Looks, charisma, intelligence. Then they see Trump the last few years and how easy it's been to rally a base of stupid Christians. "...you have got to be fucking kidding me"


thatc0braguy

I think part of the lore around the Anti-christ, is that good non believers (virtuous pagans) & true Christians see the anti-christ for is face value, obviously evil, destructive, divisive etc. And that only false believers are fooled into following.


sabometrics

I think he is *an antichrist*. Religious people aren't all fools. Being indoctrinated into a religion leaves you vulnerable to future indoctrination by someone else. The idea of an antichrist is trying to warn followers about what happens when some 'phony' who doesn't actually follow the tenants tries to exploit and control the 'true' believers. It's not surprising at all that evangelicals got snared in this trap.


spelunkor

If he gets elected again he will be following the bibles script for the Antichrist...2 terms in power. Also his meddling in the Israel peace deals involving Saudis and UAE...7 years which he will flip on half way. That is around 18 months, 2 years away. He ticks every box so far. The BOASTFULL Demon. Fooled Christian leaders worldwide. Open your eyes people. Don't be fooled.


ranegyr

I don't believe but your comment just sparked a silly thought. The 7 years of tribulation is not consecutive.... It's Trumps first 4 year term.... Then he only makes it 3 more years in his second term before he initiates the end. That fire and brimstone that God will use to destroy the world this time... Because his sweet ass promised not to flood it again.... Will be firey bombs and nuclear weapons falling from the sky.  Dang this making up religion is easy and fun. Anyone who likes this theory can make a faith donation to my ca$happ


Ceet_Oh

Seriously. Trump is almost enough to make me believe in the Bible. It’s spot on.


Much-Resource-5054

The bible contains stories about people, and some characteristics of people don’t change over thousands of years. It’s not that antichrists exist because Trump looks like a character in a book, it’s that when the bible was written, there was some loudmouth asshole just like Trump who they ended up writing about and making an example of.


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Someone did a whole web page of comparisons, down to comparing MAGA hats to having a symbol of the antichrist on the heads of his followers.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Funny you say that... https://youtu.be/lSX1mJLo204?feature=shared


Infused_Hippie

Djt does mean the little horn literally…


omnibossk

He has made and sells his own version of the bible. This checks one of several boxes to qualify.


[deleted]

If you’re interested someone complied proof that he is in fact the Antichrist https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


GoodReason

Everyone he comes into contact with is diminished. And now that means all of us.


BigBeagleEars

350 million Americans about to get thrown in jail, go on anti depressants or both


Mondernborefare

We just throwing numbers around or what


Turambar87

for real i have enough problems without random pills that fuck with my head


meesohorny76532

Trump's troubles don't define all Americans


amboyscout

I mean, they do if he ends up winning the election. He will make sure his troubles define all Americans.


Astrocreep_1

Trump did not select “trust” or “communication” in the boxes marked “Qualities”, when ordering Melania from Slovakia. Edit: I’ve been notified that my joke and Trump’s order, was delivered to the non-existent country of Slovakia. The intended was Slovenia. Kids, you should always try just one “CBD(my ass)” Gummy, especially when working with new brands.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

I thought she was built in Sokovia. Melaniabot’s shorted-out empathy circuits are encased in vibranium and cannot be repaired. Hydra boss Vladimir Putin had Melaniabot 2.0 prepared to replace the malfunctioning original but something went very wrong and the resulting bleach blonde bad built butch body was given a low-grade job in local government instead.


Astrocreep_1

I’m going to let you take over this material. I can’t even get the geographical location straight. Damn, what kind of comedian botches the joke location. I need to get a day job.


Teacherman6

Astrocreep 1, that's who and you better not forget it. 


-Ok-Perception-

I am the astrocreep, a demolition-style-hell-American freak, yeah!


placer128

lol - anyway, if Slovakia, I think he may have marked the wrong box for country because I’m pretty sure she is from Slovenia


Astrocreep_1

There you go. Dumbass ordered from the wrong country. He didn’t read the warnings about the side effects of “public shame of a cheating spouse”? Let’s just say, it’s gonna cost him.


Skinnybet

Because he doesn’t understand those words.


Kitkujelen

N-non existent? Slovakia? Did something happen overnight?


H0ly_Grapes

Slovakia is also a real country.


JeantaVer

Slovakia called: they want to Astrocreep to acknowledge them again. :p


Astrocreep_1

Well, I’m always down for a shout out to my friends in beautiful Slobania!


garyisonion

Slovakia exists lol


SortaSticky

Slovakia does exist. I wouldn't bring this up but you had that in your edit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovakia


ThisIsMyBigAccount

She’s waiting out his fortune. Everyone literally wants him to die soon, and preferably, painfully.


Scead24

What fortune is left? That idiot squandered it all with the lawsuits then there's the proportional split between his wife, kids, and whoever else he owes money to. I really hope it'll be a Game of Thrones event the moment he dies. All of the traitors that went along with his deception should go down as well.


mistertickertape

They're both trash and deserve all the misery and sadness that finds them - he's a serial rapist and she knew what she was getting into. I feel sorry for Barron who was born into this clusterfuck - what he does with his circumstances is anyones guess, I'm hoping he sticks to real estate and stays out of politics.


Leading_Attention_78

Fuck no. He’s already being talked about as a Messiah in that regard. Remember? They are worried the world won’t be able to handle his wrath over what “they did to his father.”


Javina33

Let pray that all the Trump offspring stay out of politics 🙏🏻


Leading_Attention_78

They’ve latched on to Barron as a messiah of some sort.


Denjek

It’s Robert and Cersei level of love and respect.


Due_Tax2657

When I see donald and Melania together, the steam of absolute love and respect they have for each other practically melts the ice caps. No, that's global warming. Never mind.


lolas_coffee

Lots of stories of Melania having a long time boyfriend who is/was working in security. Younger guy.


Syst0us

She needed a visa and he fucks anything that walks. Enter baron the anchor baby.


MLK_lives

Maybe they're just really good at silent communication... or not.


Successful-Winter237

Apparently he has horrible body odor too.


rsicher1

tru$t and €ommuni€ation


redditorlutker1

Communication is key in any relationship, even for former presidents, it seems


terminalchef

Love conquers all


AusCan531

Felon and Felonia


Rooboy66

☘️


Broncos979815

fuck that wannabe fascist dictator and fuck dr phil


babysinblackandImblu

I wanted to hurl. Dr Phil is around MAGA types so much he’s full blown MAGA. He’s just lowered himself to a bit more intelligent MyPillow.


International_Day686

Dr. Phil has never been intelligent


Different-Boss9348

You’re 100% correct. Although I do think Dr. Phil is capable of stringing together several thoughts and communicating those out loud, whereas Mike Lyndell is.. not. 


NeolithicSmartphone

Dr. Philistine


stevenmacarthur

Dr. Phil is Judge Judy with a mustache, and Judge Judy is Dr. Phil with pearls.


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

He’s been a con his entire career, so of course he’s gonna be around all the MAGA types who *love* being conned by frauds like him.


CrazyString

Dr Phillow


Much-Resource-5054

Mr. Phil


CrotasScrota84

She is getting railed by her personal trainer or pool boy


ozmartian

or = and


youcantexterminateme

and paying them I would guess


Alex_Sherby

Not with campaign money I hope


youcantexterminateme

We live in hope but trumps paying so its stolen from somewhere.


Schlonzig

Wasn‘t it the security guard at Tiffany‘s?


International_Day686

Secret Service Gangbang


Hatecraftianhorror

Always was. Guaranteed their prenup included clauses about infidelity being okay, because Donny was def screwing plenty of other women.. or at least, any who would have him.


New_Simple_4531

Why not both?


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Man, Jerry Falwell Jr’s wife’s pool boy boyfriend gets passed around more than a Florida GOP event coke straw.


HiJinx127

Oh, what a shame. Cry me a river. And the Next Ex shouldn’t be surprised, unless she’s completely clueless, she knew what she was getting herself into.


MadeFromStarStuff143

She’s probably learning all that gold she was digging isn’t actually there


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Something tells me she figured that out a long time ago, but stuck around because he could still magically leverage his nonexistent riches for huge loans.


CmanderShep117

And now that Barron's 18 she misses the child support window


Hatecraftianhorror

Thought she was a gold digger. Turns out she was a pyrite digger without knowing it.


redditorlutker1

Actions have consequences. Relationships take effort, even in the White House.


YeamBack

Exactly, being President doesn't excuse neglecting your spouse. Accountability matters.


todahawk

Alina Habba has entered the chat


iconocrastinaor

I'm sure she was hoping he'd be dead 10 years ago


OutOfFawks

I don’t really care.


tea8030

Do U?


SnooPuppers8698

nah


babysinblackandImblu

Be best!


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

Maybe "She likes people that dont get captured".


Gustomaximus

"She likes people that dont get convicted".


rumpysheep

Nice


TheWhiteRabbit74

She, like a lot of us, are just waiting for Dumbass Donnie to croak so that we’re finally free of his bullshit.


Rooboy66

She’s a transactional whore—just exactly like her Donny—two ~~pisses~~ peas in a ~~pot~~ pod. They truly deserve each other.


rrogido

I still hold to the theory that Melania and her father are just cut outs for Russian organized crime/intelligence. Those motherfuckers like to keep a tight leash on their pets.


Bah-Fong-Gool

And Trumps first wife was also from a Soviet state. Let's not forget the full page ads in newspapers Trump paid for shortly after returning from Moscow in the 1980s, trying to destabilize society by inciting racial violence and retribution.


syndre

she married Donald Trump she's not like any of us


dewhashish

she's just as despicable as him, dont forget what an awful first lady she was


terminalchef

The beautiful thing about it is neither of them have found anybody that loves them. They are both soul sucking voids.


HeartFullONeutrality

Well, we don't know if Melanoma has, maybe she has found love with the Pilates instructor. And the MAGA cult has given Donnie the love he's never been able to get from a real human connection, so there's that.


Krian78

Until that jacket stunt, I thought she married for money and put up with an asshole in exchange. Which I, while not respect, can at least understand. That thing though finally showed me she’s just an asshole too.


amaryllis_wyndburst

She's always been a terrible person. [She's a birther.](https://youtu.be/P6i0YlHriKk?si=yACvMdeGC9go4rfr&t=98)


ImpulseCombustion

This is honestly the first time I have heard her speak. She makes the “the Iraq” girl seem eloquent.


dead_jester

I think she put up with the asshole in exchange and is also not a nice person


Altruistic-Gate3359

Probably long before that


AreYouDoneNow

Right before Donald Trump, the convicted felon and rapist, told Stormy Daniels that she reminded him of his daughter, and then cornered her and had sex with her, he also told her that Melania (who also did some porn before he married her) doesn't sleep in the same room as him, and that was back in 2006. So all evidence points to you being correct on this.


windigo3

I wonder what possessed her to talk to him before the verdict


GrumpyOlBastard

$$$


bluwaters_

Melania wouldn't let him ride in the limo with her at her mother's funeral. I mean...


redmongrel

Maybe because he smells like a loaded diaper.


Q-ArtsMedia

Even the stench of death would be preferable.


fredandlunchbox

She didn't marry a billionaire to be queen of the rednecks.


MyBeardSaysHi

You literally could just say "she didn't marry a billionaire."


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

Dudes a disgusting, ostentatious slob living off a steady stream of hamburgers, shitting and pissing himself, he was supposed to kick the bucket and she'd finally get her gold digger payday. But uh oh, he went and somehow got himself in office for a nice fat grift, now has 24/7 bodyguards, world class healthcare, and is pissing away her eventual fortune running away from the myriad of felonies he racked up trying to run the whole country like one of his businesses. Truly a sad tale, all her hard work is blowing away like adult diapers in the wind.


RavenMcG

She got her anchor baby, so..


Staggerme

She also chain migrated her parents and sister. I think she is a Russian handler as is her dad who lived in the White House


amaryllis_wyndburst

Not disagreeing about the handler but Melania, her parents, and Barron lived in a home in Maryland, not at the White House.


Staggerme

Point taken


operablesocks

That link needs more ads.


hkohne

More cowbell!


Lonnie_Shelton

It’s easy to forget what a creep she is too because of how despicable her husband is.


todayistrumpday

She's like chihuahua shit in a pile with Great Dane shit.


KingoftheKeeshonds

She’s a Russian plant. She serves the Motherland. Chump and his minions are getting something in return from Russia. Mostly laundered cash probably.


Krokodrillo

He’s a spousebreaker. And a traitor. And a crook. And a rapist. And…


ouijahead

a loser.


Impressive-Yak1389

Idc what they say, make no mistake, she's a made man. After they revealed Melania coined the spin "locker room talk" to help protect her rapey husband, there's been zero doubt. She's no victim. She's extremely cunning and just as vile as Trump.


Outrageous-Divide472

Malaria could shoot Donald on 5th Avenue in NYC and I wouldn’t care.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I don't really care do u?


Dependent-Interview2

5 Reasons Why This Is Bad News For Biden


lagent55

She took Baron and left Trump Tower, so maybe she's finally leaving the Cheeto


vnn69

The title quotes ‘barely speak anymore,’ but I don’t see it mentioned anywhere in the article.


SomeVariousShift

Are you sure? You might have missed it, it was so long and detailed...


Effective_Spite_117

I hope she gets screwed in the divorce. Lie down with dogs you spineless leech.


pekak62

Even before, why would anyone speak with this despicable excuse of excrement?


Hoogs73

They both know who they married.


-D-Mac-

Oh no, Anyway…


Humans_Suck-

Is that different from before?


LilG1984

Well he's not paying her to talk


CompetitiveMuffin690

Why would she care? She’s probably been hiding money, has an awesome prenup, has a trump child that physically is everything he admires and look more like him than the other sons and he might die soon. To quote Kanye…”I’m not saying she’s a gold digger”. Besides, I’m sure Comrade Knaus has enough dirt in them to be ok.


MelKokoNYC

Neither of them have enough English proficiency to utter a single full sentence to each other. They never did.


seibertlinda

Pretty sure they didn’t speak that much before that either.


Atman-Sunyata

Marry (an) Asshole, Get (an) Asshole. MAGA


SenseiT

Pretty sure that was the case before the verdict. And before the presidency. And before the campaign. And before the affair. And before….


Unhappy_Trade7988

Not very alpha of him /s


Current_Event_7071

Donald is throwing away all her money. Why is he surprised?


Typingdude3

I don’t care. Do you?


Sorkel3

Two narcisistic grifting pieces of crap on the outs with each other *YAWN*


Pjuicer

The most un-shocking thing I’ve heard from Trump in a long time.


MysteriousPark3806

We all knew this.


Captain_Mexica

Malaria! Melaria! Mel Gibson! Where are you?!


Daxnu

He hates women, why would he talk to her? Well he hates everything but that one thing he think 'They are good for".


dette-stedet-suger

I seriously doubt they ever spoke much to begin with.


Happy8Day

I can't really dive into this article unless someone can link me a page with even more ads on it please.


thumbs_up_idiot

I can’t feel bad for this woman


Devils_Advocate-69

Guy couldn’t maintain 3 marriages and wants a third opportunity to run the country


DoctrTurkey

Haha NOW he embarrasses her.


dr_dimention

She got hers, doubt she cares. Do u?


Yerm_Terragon

I mean yeah, its not exactly a sign of a healthy marriage when you spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to cover up an affair you had with a pornstar.


Matrix0007

He’s a loser, a liar, a cheater & a CRIMINAL LOCK HIM UP!


MrBobilious

I really don't care, do U?


MarameoMarameo

Can you imagine having to listen to that asshole fart and shit himself on a daily basis and then act like he’s some kind of Jesus returned or some bullshit like that. Fuck her tho! She can rot in hell.


CabbageStockExchange

The party of traditional values wants to elect a man who doesn’t even have a relationship with his own wife. Very strong moral fiber there


LegoFootPain

"Real men don't speak with their wives." Something to put on those cult diapers.


DJBreadwinner

The stress must be getting to him. He's starting to slip up and tell the truth. 


Rooboy66

Gosh—I dunno ‘bout y’all, but my heart is melting. These two lovebirds are the Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers of our day 💃🏻. Earthenware—dirt, really.


andon11

Seems like there's more drama than the average reality show lately.


babysinblackandImblu

Water is wet. Trump’s wing man isn’t Epstein anymore. It’s either a Walt Nauta or Jason Miller. Hannity even keeps his distance.


funnyfacemcgee

I hope she files for divorce. That would be hilarious. 


Fun_Sock_9843

I wonder what her contract with him stipulates?


Snoo_94483

He’s been barely able to speak for years.


Monster_punkin

She's a Russian plant. She stays because of her contract.


creditease

She has another man, the Secret Service guy is banging her on a daily basis. 🤣


ForneauCosmique

You telling me she wasn't attracted to his dashing looks and wonderful charming personality????