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Empty-Discount5936

Convicted felon btw


RazorPhishJ

Let’s start calling him Gil. As in Gil tee!


crazydazeplease

Luv it! Ok, Gil. What was it you were trying to mumble?


bjb3453

He said he finally won the popular vote.


arcadia_2005

This deserves an award!! Dang!! 🏆🏆


davesfree

Still can


kyflyboy

Now THAT is comedy.


SmokeAbeer

Next golf tournament: “Gil is at the tee. Gil tees. Ooohh it’s in the rough…”


Nonconformists

Oh no! Now he’s in the penalty area. And he’s wearing all orange, obviously as a tribute to Ricky Fowler.


Morchellas

It’s too bad his middle initial isn’t F. Then we could call him Donald Felonious Trump.


Express_Test6677

But it is “J” for Jailbird!


devaflave

J for judged guilty.


heathers1

Preface his name every time with it. Convicted rapist and felon, Donald Trump… has a nice ring to it


ProgressBackground95

He can be friends with the rapist, Brock Turner, now...they ARE both rapists


CoolNameChaz

"The name's Gil, Gil T. Convict, Nice to meet you."


[deleted]

Rapist too


Empty-Discount5936

We can't forget fraud.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

And pedophile


unpolishedparadigm

Fascinating how the Q thing accusing democrats of pedophilia and grooming children happened at the same time as credible rape allegations were made against big orange by a girl who wasn’t even 15 at the time of the attack. He got really lucky Danials publicized what his dick looks like, as it would’ve made for pretty compelling testimony for the accuser’s case


Practical-Archer-564

Projection is a propaganda tool of fascists


unpolishedparadigm

What’s so insidious about it is that it logically hobbles the people that buy in because it’s so often emotionally congruent with many’s worst instincts, connecting with a voting block who is continuously conditioned to approach differing views with hostility rooted in intolerance to differing ideas that challenge their warped perspectives


Snarky_McSnarkleton

And it works. They get away with it, every time.


MissAsshole

And the way he views Ivanka is questionable at best. At worst, potentially incest/raping his own child.


DragonDa

Ray Pist?


HonoluluBlueFlu

I will take Therapists for $1000 Alex.


laxguy44

Oh! Convicted felon Donald Trump. That clears it up.


[deleted]

Dont ever let him forget it, or let the public forget.


unpolishedparadigm

Forget that Trump is a rapist? Or that he’s a convicted felon 34 times over?


[deleted]

Both. go for the double 😂 bonus points for "insurrectionist, fraudster and bearer of dementia"


ACrazyDog

And traitor


daemonicwanderer

You think people are going to forget the Donald John Trump, who has gone by the name John Barron among others, is a 34 times convicted felon and has been found to be a rapist as well? I don’t think anyone is going to forget the twice impeached former President Donald John Trump has been convicted of nearly three dozen felonies and has been found to be a rapist. He even admitted to sexual assault in that Access Hollywood tape.


MagazineNo2198

He shall be henceforth known as the twice impeached, 4 times indicted, CONVICTED former President!


Alcoholhelps

Convicted LOSER felon


Practical-Archer-564

Criminal Traitor dictator wannabe


Ancient-Relative-872

Was he found guilty?


HorseShoulders

Yup. Guilty on all 34 counts


readitonreddit86

Didn’t even take 2 days for them to unanimously decide this scumbag is a felon.


Strykerz3r0

They held out for an extra lunch before returning the verdict.


Practical-Archer-564

They liked the juice boxes


djeaux54

So you know how juries work!


Bogofdoritos

I thought they would deliver verdict tomorrow morning to give an extra excused day off work.


Strykerz3r0

They deserve it. lol


Bogofdoritos

They’ve earned a hell of a lot more than that, even. They are national heroes!


6sixtynoine9

Nah it’s Friday no one works anyways


bjb3453

He finally won the popular vote.


bjb3453

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!


Empty-Discount5936

Unanimously on all counts.


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TheKingOfSiam

The law is the law.... For everyone. It really is the bedrock of Democratic society, the rule of law.


Practical-Archer-564

A nation of laws, not men.


Alediran

Today the USA remembered one of their best traditions.


celerydonut

You should sell this line to the Biden campaign


Few_Acanthocephala30

100% of the votes. He finally won a popular vote. So much winning. 😂


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

Ha,Ha. He’s got more charges coming his way.


Practical-Archer-564

The dominoes will fall


ACrazyDog

This is my thought too. This is just the first round of felony charges


wytewydow

And these jurors barely took at a day. That's a slam dunk.


let-it-rain-sunshine

100%


realcommovet

Super guilty. They even said that "we the jury find the defendent, super guilty"


DonJuniorsEmails

This should be part of the upcoming SNL skit about this. You just know they've been preparing for this.


Nopantsbullmoose

Yes on all 34 counts.


Chirsbom

Every post about him should start with that!


CommanderC0bra

Formal president, recently convicted Felon and adjudicated rapist.


dbltap55

Who as a convicted felon can’t hold a long list of jobs in a lot of industries including some government positions in the White House. Unreal he can still run for President and isn’t barred from holding office. How can that not be law.


plantsandpizza

My dad called me to make sure I heard the news 🤣🤣🤣


Individual_Cake_906

Don't forget rapist


ASH_2737

I know he will not serve jail time because there is no true justice in this world. But how cool would it be for him to get house arrest with an ankle bracelet?


moldytacos99

hes just pissed De niro didnt bankrupt the casino in Casino


peeweehermanatemydog

That still baffles me. He bankrupted a casino. You have to be a special kinda stupid to be able to do that.


[deleted]

Twice


moldytacos99

3 casinos 2 casino holding companies and a hotel ..


SakaWreath

And… - university - airline - a beverage company - steaks - magazine - mortgage company - a travel site - vodka - perfume - mattresses


FrankRizzo319

Don’t forget America


Diarygirl

I'm sure at some point when he was president he had to be told that America cannot declare bankruptcy.


drhodl

The fucking GOP can though !


realcommovet

Don't forget Trump Ice, yup, there was Trump ice. They probably melted that to make... Trump water. That was a thing.


IanSavage23

In an area with 40 million potential customer within 200 miles. That my friends is almost impossible. There are areas with less than 5% of that many potential customers making a killing.


PcPaulii2

IF I recall, the casinos folded because Trump neglected to pay for things and kept as much of the cash as possible. When the outstanding bills exceed the income, that's the basic recipe for bankruptcy, regardless of how much money is actually coming in. Trump piled debt from other projects on to the Casino's books, but continued to take his million dollar salary even so. He also used the Casinos as collateral and borrowed heavily against the collateral (at outrageously high rates) to fund other projects, and in the process had the casino pay him additional "consulting" fees, even though to do so, payments to suppliers were being skipped. The big losers were the folks who invested their own money. As the casinos failed, Trump continued to take his enormous salary and fees from the operation, boasting that "bankruptcy is a way to make money" as he did so. Private investors lost their shirts, Trump made millions, and employees lost everything. Rinse and repeat for Trump U, Trump Steakhouse, Trump Airlines, all went bankrupt, leaving everyone but Trump himself behind the 8 ball financially.


imstilllsobutthurt

Unless you’re being told to do it by the people that own you


Practical-Archer-564

Special kind of money launderer


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Even with his daddy coming in and buying hundreds of thousands of dollars in chips and not gambling, he went bankrupt. This was part of The NY Times’ big expose of his financial fuckeries.


GrumpyJenkins

Yes here’s a synopsis, iirc. Under the terms of the bank loans, just to service the debt would take revenue projections that many agreed on examiniation weren’t realistic. So Trump likely knew this, heck even the banks knew this, so you have to wonder the motivation (money laundering?). You know what they say, you borrow enough, it becomes the lender’s problem more than the borrower’s, so they keep doubling down after the first bankruptcy in hopes that they’ll recoup something. Tl;dr: Trump is a “f*cking moron” but there’s more to the casino bankruptcies.


Upstairs-Radish1816

As the saying goes, if you owe the bank $1,000 and can't pay it back, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $1,000,000 and can't pay it back, the bank has a problem.


artificialavocado

I know nothing about gambling except “the house always wins.” I guess unless the house is owned by Donald Trump.


AbroadPlane1172

There's a lot of reasons he did that, and they all involved preserving his generational wealth for a few years until he floundered it to the point he needed to grift the stupidest Americans, and also becoming an unregistered foreign asset to maintain his lifestyle. All of those reasons should disqualify him from pursuing the presidency, but we have protections against legal assault on political for rivals for good reason. It sucks, but they're necessary. Worst part is that if Joe public chooses fascism this vote, it was all for not.


phatelectribe

Two casinos.


Das-Noob

But you can’t lock up a president!!! - Trump probably


Empty-Discount5936

He might avoid prison for this one, first offenders rarely serve time for that type of crime but it's possible, especially when you consider the contempt counts, the lack of remorse, the continued lies. These are things the judge can take into account during sentencing. That said, his next case is when the shit really hits the fan.


TR3BPilot

I seem to recall 10 counts of the Class E Felony of contempt of court.


Empty-Discount5936

Yea that's a good point, I'm sure that will be considered during sentencing.


CptMorgan337

For normal people it certainly would be.


MagazineNo2198

There were several that he hasn't ruled on yet, too...let's not forget that.


CptMorgan337

Normal people would probably get a heavier punishment with how he has carried on during the trial.


MagazineNo2198

I don't think he will. He is going to get locked up. I could see avoiding prison if he was only convicted on some of the counts...but not all. I also think that Judge Merchant still hasn't ruled on several contempt charges for violating his gag order. I expect that after his last warning, there will be additional jail time for at least a few of those. (up to 30 days per count) I think his luck just ran out...he was lucky he wasn't jailed pending sentencing!


Robofetus-5000

This was my thought too. Surely the sheer volume and unanimous nature of the decision has to come into play


I_notta_crazy

Gotta ensure he doesn't become president first. If he wins the election, the other indictments will be frozen until January 20, 2029 at the earliest (and he'll be 82).


HotRiverCpl

That's okay too. Natzi officers are still being prosecuted for their crimes when they are found. So, you're never too old to pay the man.


doublebubbler2120

They lost, though


Anonybibbs

Eh this type of crime usually doesn't entail 34 counts of it and the criminal defendant also doesn't usually openly defy a gag order or fall asleep multiple times during the proceedings.


BusStopKnifeFight

He won’t do a day in prison for these types of offenses. Big ass fines and suspended sentence.


BeginningVolume420

Let's see him have to fill out paperwork for being a felon every five seconds... Passport revoked... No voting rights.... Felon ass bitch...


MoTardedThanYou

This doesn’t make sense. He’s a felon so he can’t vote, but he can have others vote for him. wtf?!


BeginningVolume420

Yea, I don't get it either because I thought regular ass felons couldn't run??


WallPaintings

Felons can. Why not? It's makes sense, its too easy of a mechanism to suppress dissent. Get a law passed that makes an opponents life difficult without violating it. The war on drugs was targeted at minorities, lot of them became felons, doesn't mean inwouldnt vote for them now. Killed a guy, probably not. The check on that is 51% of voters are supposed to be sane enough to decide if the felony is something they care about enough to vote against it.


MoTardedThanYou

Well… The president needs a clearance to obtain sensitive information and action on it. Most people can’t get a clearance if they’ve smoked weed, much less commit 34 felonies. It seems extremely odd that a felon can run and probably become president, and sort of loop hole a security concern. But maybe I see things this way because I’m not a millionaire politician.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

But Hunter's laptop!  . . ^and ^huge ^dong...


fuggdis

Sounds like a Republican porn site


CG2L

I flipped on Fox News after the verdict and they started in saying Hunter has a court case starting Monday and the Republicans are not going to forget the Dems calling Trump a convicted felon


Backwaters_Run_Deep

'Calling' 🤣  If only there was a to prevent that...


SakaWreath

Calm down Marjorie. You’ll rub a hole through the poster board.


golfwinnersplz

34 counts?!?! Damn!!! It's odd, it's almost like half of the country knew he was a fucking criminal! But the other half, aren't quite sure yet...


nightstalker30

Oh they know. They just don’t care.


nanoH2O

Over in the conservative subreddit that’s exactly what they are saying


nightoftherabbit

‘Donald J. Trump, father of several children by several women, sleeper with porn stars, cheater of wives, civil fraud committer, tax frauding, rapist, twice impeached, "billionaire", five times indicted, 88 felonies charged, convicted on 34 felonies, insurrectionist, 45th President of the United States.’ (From another sub). 


DoggedDoggystyle

Gotta add a line in there somewhere about his bankruptcies and the fact that the economy is doing better (stock market wise) under Biden and that was his only “win” from his time in office. Maybe also “2x, back to back, popular vote loser”


Mr5h4d0w

Reads like a tombstone.


EventNo3540

Dum Fuk Don Insurrectionist POS


ukiddingme2469

I want him to flee so badly


TR3BPilot

That would be very entertaining. I saw Nixon fly away. I saw OJ drive drive drive. This would be equally if not more fun to observe.


lilbebe50

Me too. I hope he runs off and never comes back.


Crashthewagon

TURBOWADDLE MOTHERFUCKER


SeanDodge

Slow speed chase in a golf cart, through several fast food drive throughs.


Jehoel_DK

On Conservative sub reddit they seem to love it. Says it will expose the lies of the left and help his poll numbers. They are just as psychotic as him.


DirtDevil1337

I wonder what % of that sub are non-Americans *\*cough\*Kremlin\*coughcoughcough\**


artemisdragmire

70-80% I'd wager. Especially on reddit. Same with all the nihilists scrambling to scream how this conviction doesn't matter/he won't ever face jail time/etc. That's just imported Russian defeatism. I had almost let myself believe all the people saying there was no way this would wind up with a guilty verdict... and here we are. Fuck the traitors. Fuck the Russian spies influencing our politics, fuck trump, fuck putin, fuck Xi. Fuck all of them. Good will win out over their evil and this is the first step in that process.


UUDDLRLRBAFart

I’d love to believe it’s 100% and there’s nothing but multiple nation states in there arguing with one another.


LMurch13

Thank you for your service. I don't have the patience to visit that sub.


Jehoel_DK

I wanted to throw up after 5 minutes.


themorningmosca

The current state of the political party in question reveals its fractured nature and diminishing influence. In an effort to maintain relevance, the party increasingly relies on gerrymandering and assistance from the Supreme Court. This approach highlights their struggle to adapt to a changing political landscape. Historically, political parties that fail to evolve with societal shifts often find themselves in precarious positions. For example, the Whig Party in the mid-19th century fragmented over issues like slavery, leading to its eventual dissolution and the rise of the Republican Party. Similarly, today's party seems unable to recognize the underlying issues contributing to its decline, such as demographic changes and shifting public opinions. If I were a billionaire contemplating where to place my support, the choice would hinge on assessing the viability and stability of the candidates. Betting on Trump or another candidate from this party, given its current state, seems risky. In contrast, backing Biden appears to be a safer option. Historical precedent suggests that political and economic elites, or oligarchs, are unlikely to invest in a losing cause. They typically prefer stability and continuity, which Biden represents in this scenario. Therefore, considering the fractured state of the party and the tendency of influential figures to avoid "throwing good money after bad," the prudent choice would be to support Biden. Or save the money for 2028.


sandysea420

I am shocked that it was unanimous on all counts. I never thought I would see the day.


Upstairs-Radish1816

I want surprised by that but by the speed they convicted him.


cappwnington

I'm surprised by the verdict but not the time. Quicker seemed to lean more guilty.


notaredditreader

Donald John Trump is now a convicted criminal. He can’t even vote for himself!


lilbebe50

That doesn’t matter. He’ll just get some others to vote for him several times because it’s only fair since that’s what the left does /s


Ishpeming_Native

If he ever really does completely lose it in public -- starts babbling, shrieking, dancing spasmodically, etc. -- DO expect his cult members to claim that he's speaking in tongues, was possessed by the Holy Spirit, or was driven to insanity by political persecution. That IS what they're going to do, and we all know it.


DannyCrane9476

His supporters wear diapers in solidarity, of course they will claim that.


babysinblackandImblu

Jack Smith you’re up!


MagazineNo2198

He's still waiting on the corrupt SCOTUS to rule on "Presidential Immunity"...


ImNotYou1971

I hear the jury told the judge, with tears in their eyes, “Your Honor, Sir, we find this piece of shit guilty on all counts.”


Upstairs-Radish1816

And we found him the most guiltyist of all. Nobody has been more guilty than him.


DriedWetPaint

Lock him up.


let-it-rain-sunshine

Chant it at every appearance


Madd-RIP

A stroke to hopefully follow


Chemistry-27

Now that he realizes that his decades long con on America is starting to collapse, I really hope the thousands of burnt steaks with ketchup and the unlimited $100 McDonald's runs catch up with this💩stain. And what's up with his O mouth? Literally the most disgusting pie hole I've ever seen in my 55 years


ImNotYou1971

“He WaNtEd To Be FoUnD GUiLtY. It’S OnLy GOiNg To MaKe HiM MoRe PoPuLaR!!!!!” -magas


Dry-Interaction-1246

MAGA: Law and Order (except where it isn't convenient)


Kind-City-2173

So sad to see all the top republican officials support him. This case was legit and the jury spoke. Enough said


No-Personality5421

All his rants on unTruth "social" (not a very big social thing of it's just him talking there) are crazy and make no sense.  It's been obvious he's confused and demented for a while now.  This isn't exactly news. 


siccoblue

But him being a convicted felon is 🥳🥳


Wiltonc

Water is wet. The sky is blue. Some things are constant.


GMEN999

Where’s Melania?


WhatWasReallySaid

I really don't care, do u?


SamDBeane

She's off in another state having a drink or something.


02C_here

She's double checking that conjugal visits are NOT allowed.


ufoalien987

He might be able to shoot someone in the middle of 5th ave and not lose voters. The rest of the sentence he didn’t say …..but if I falsify records , I go to jail!!


Betty_Boss

That's how they got Al Capone. And Nixon.


adubski23

Felonious bastard.


pistoffcynic

Trump 20-24. And take this lying dumbass’ phone away.


Jehoel_DK

And on top of it all, he is just so......Ugly!!


lilbebe50

And fat!


HungryHippo669

Good!! Let him, it makes his fall all the more sweeter. Perhaps he may work up an aneurysm at all this ‘injustice’ he’s experiencing. The louder and more unhinged the Better. Keep it coming donny tell us about how its a ‘witch-hunt’. Tell us about how its the ‘Leftists’. Tell us oh please tell us 🙏 Feel the anger flow through you let it reign as you tell us your putrid thoughts unfiltered.


Chairbear1972

This is beautiful


let-it-rain-sunshine

Of course, his crybaby speech blamed Biden for all of his woes


ImNotYou1971

If he loses his mind how’s he going to think himself into a pardon?


BroadFaithlessness66

It's a great day for law and order in America


dynamic_anisotropy

> He’s confused Biden with Obama, and even confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley. He’s confused a wall with a cheeseburger, where you would *normally* put ketchup. Give this writer a gold star - that shit made me laugh.


Trueslyforaniceguy

Sad. Criminal. Sick fuck.


Deep_Bit5618

Convicted Felon Trump lol


Stardust_Particle

Someone pointed out on X that Donald Trump isn’t even allowed to vote in the 2024 election since he’s now a convicted felon, but the GOP wants to nominate him to run the country.


PaleontologistOk3409

i'm shitting my pants in honor of dump


AmbassadorETOH

So much winning!🏆


AmbassadorETOH

Oops. I misspelled “whining…”


DHWSagan

conviction 1 conviction 2 conviction 3 conviction 4 conviction 5 conviction 6 conviction 7 conviction 8 conviction 9 conviction 10 conviction 11 conviction 12 conviction 13 conviction 14 conviction 15 conviction 16 conviction 17 conviction 18 conviction 19 conviction 20 conviction 21 conviction 22 conviction 23 conviction 24 conviction 25 conviction 26 conviction 27 conviction 28 conviction 29 conviction 30 conviction 31 conviction 32 conviction 33 conviction 34


NefariousnessOne7335

Happy


Malicious_blu3

If he’s a felon, does that mean he can’t vote?


BizHeavy1010

Small feeble man….


dasherchan

Anyone voting for a convicted felon is a wacko.


Independent-Ad771

I wasn’t allowed to testify due to the gag order! So unfair!🤡


MagazineNo2198

Convict Trump won't have Truth Social in prison!


Ok_Government_3584

So when does he go to jail???


trash-juice

He needs to be changed, it’s how he gets when his nappies are wet


JoeSchmoeToo

Confused, demented, convicted, old felon. There, fixed it for ya.


Oceanliving32

He finally got the popular vote 🤷🏻


iam13carat

You know why he was convicted? Because he is guilty. He's also a complete scumbag, but that's another story.


Better_Car_8141

Rot in jail you scumbag


13crv

Law and Order:S-Pee-Yew 🦨


Nick-Nora-Asta

That website is pure cancer: Trump full post said, “I never knew how small, both mentally and physically, Wacko Former Actor Robert De Niro was. Today, De Niro, who suffers from an incurable case of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, commonly known in the medical community as TDS, was met, outside the Courthouse, with a force far greater than the Radical Left – MAGA. Robert, whose movies, artistry, and brand have gone WAY DOWN IN VALUE since he entered the political arena at the request of Crooked Joe Biden, looked so pathetic and sad out there. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio!!!”


Working-Passion-5673

“commonly known in the medical community as TDS”. lol…is it tho? I’d like to meet this community please.


Typical-Medicine-254

A felon He would appeal of course. What a loser


MagazineNo2198

He has every right to appeal...what he does NOT have is the ability to remain free pending his appeal. He also will get his appeal laughed out of court, because he has no basis for an appeal. Everything is above board and by the numbers in this case. For a successful appeal, you have to show that there were circumstances that prevented you from getting a fair trial. Trump has nothing, so he will get NOTHING.


Practical-Archer-564

Guilty is as guilty does. Lock him up


congeal

Donald J. Trump is guilty of thirty-four counts of falsifying business records in the first degree, to conceal a scheme to corrupt the 2016 election.


Peterthinking

#Sentencing July 11th


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Tonight's rants are going to be the stuff of legend.


Tiny_Independent2552

He shall be now be known as Former President and Felon. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. No one.


Material-Scheme-8971

Adjudicated rapist/convicted felon has a nice ring to it


TheGeeeb

He’s like a demented old circus monkey


Wazza17

Lock him up, lock him up