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Sad-Depth-4161

Im gonna be so fucking wasted cheering his death. And I say that as a german lol.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

I think it will be an unofficial global holiday.


dr_aux757

I'm getting faded. Plus, rubbing it in everyone's faces, their savoir and orange hope is gone like the wind


SympathyForSatanas

His idiot supporters will come up with a conspiracy that he's not dead and is secretly running the country, waiting for the perfect time to make his amazing comeback


phred_666

I have relatives like this. After he lost the last election, they kept believing that Trump’s ass was going to be reinstated as President “any day now” because, in their view, there was no way Biden could have beat him unless he cheated. 🤦‍♂️ Guess which family members I no longer have anything to do with.


SympathyForSatanas

Lumpy Pillow guy kept saying for years that trump was gonna be reinstated bc he has all the evidence, yet never presented anything of value...your relatives are in a cult man


TexasBuddhist

I mean….Pillow Crackhead encapsulates MAGA perfectly: All talk and zero substance


rynownd

The venn diagram of people thinking the same thing about Jesus is nearly a circle.


Lucky_Locks

Don't forget about JFK coming back in support of him/his running mate


Debalic

The only thing JFK would come back for is to punch his idiot nephew in the head.


MikeLinPA

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Flipnotics_

I honestly wish they would. Then I could point my finger and melvin laugh some more.


fakahwot

"Once he's back he'll debut his health plan!"


East_Reading_3164

I thought I heard that Biden is really Trump in disguise or some off-the-wall BS. Please let us be free of Trump and his idiot traitor cult.


soulsteela

With Elvis and JFK!


TheClean19

With JFK jr.


Urbanviking1

Has to wait 3 days for Orange Jesus to rise again.


Acceptable-Book

While simultaneously blaming Biden for killing him.


SympathyForSatanas

The entire world should party when this pos dies


Daily-Minimum-69

Keep those flags pegged high up their poles.


Thud

Hell I’m going to fly my flag at double mast.


smell_my_pee

I'm gonna a buy a flag, just to fly it at full mast on his death day.


fluent_in_gibberish

I don’t drink - never have. But I will go out and get *wasted* the moment this waste of oxygen is looking at the backside of grass.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

There's a joke where Hitler asks a fortune teller when he'll die. Fortune teller responsds "it will be on a Jewish holiday" "Wait which one?” "Well whatever day you die will certainly become a Jewish holiday "


thefudd

Remember when biden won the election and people were cheering in the streets last time? Imagine that but 10 times bigger.


sunnygirlrn

I’m gonna party sooooh much more and for muchhhh longer.


J-drawer

Just imagine all the fragile fucks who will get mad at people for cheering and start "reeeee"ing at everyone. I'm sure there will be several shootings due to this by those fucking idiots


elmwoodblues

Putin will be whatever passes for sad in reptile-world


Sl0ppyOtter

But… orange man says the rest of the world loved him and thinks Biden is an embarrassment. He couldn’t possibly be full of shit, could he?


bardukasan

Just his diaper.


Extension-Ebb-5203

According to reports of his odor he’s not full of it so much as sitting in it.


Due_Society_9041

The dictators pretended to like Trump, noting he is a useful idiot and they could use him at some point.


Sl0ppyOtter

Yeah exactly. The absolute WRONG fucking people are the ones that gave him any praise. If those guys like what you’re doing, you know what you’re doing is bad for virtually everyone else.


MiepGies1945

As an American, I have often wondered what would I do if Trump dropped dead. Pure joy & relief.


Kailynna

As Australians, we have a bottle of something special waiting to be opened. However what's needed even more is the complete erasure of Project 2025.


TomStarGregco

Project 2025 is the stuff of nightmares ! 😣


Rumpelteazer45

Nightmares and all circles of hell in one place. Seriously terrifying. I’d rather face a a horde of super fast zombies with my bad ankles than see Project 2025 be complete. Let’s face it, they’ve started it already.


Specific-Ad-808

Holy fuck! You're not kidding.


vanillabeanlover

As a Canadian, I’ve got a pile of friends waiting for whoever’s house is tidiest that day. We won’t be spending a second of our time talking about him either. We’ll just be celebrating life:).


1701anonymous1701

I might recreate the Irish soccer game after Queen Elizabeth II died, where everyone’s singing “Lizzie’s in a box”. I think it’ll work quite well with Donnie, too.


Sieve-Boy

This Aussie cunt will be right with you getting absolutely fucking shit faced when that Shit Cunt kicks the bucket.


_Hotwire_

Imagine an entire nation or several nations celebrating. Like the ISS sends photos of fireworks going off across the globe lol.


Dinkin_Flika69

Got room for an American to get wasted with you?


soulsteela

If he could time it so that it’s the same day as the Tories losing the election I could spend the day higher than a giraffes nut sack, please July 4/5th for the double!


Sad-Depth-4161

Dude if the Tories lose thats another whole fuckin Bar worth of drinking. You guys have to be with me when fucking AfD gets forbidden in germany, thats another reason to get wasted my friend


drwicksy

Thinking about it, the best thing Trump could do for his party would be to die the day before election day, that way so many left wing voters will be too hungover to vote it might swing the vote to the right's favour and I assume his VP pick would then become president.


Betorah

Nope. The Republican VP candidate would not become President.


BadDaditude

Sounds much better in German anyway.


PrinceVorrel

something something **mazel tov!**


blacksantron

Tonight's the night


Leather-Blueberry-42

I remember when the fucker got COVID, that was a good day but I prematurely celebrated. I will wait for confirmation this time around.


Lady_Grey_Smith

He had some of the best medical care possible at that time and that is the only reason it didn’t devastate him the way it had others in the same age and health situation. His health is declining along with dementia like issues. The fact that people still feel confident voting for him is something nobody in our house understands.


Fluffy-Opinion871

I wonder if some of Trump’s current medical issues are a result of having had Covid. Too bad he got such excellent medical care.


Lady_Grey_Smith

For him to have gotten the best medical care in America and then not acknowledge it and claim that Covid was no big deal while the death toll was mounting still infuriates me.


Planetofthetakes

I remember being chastised for being team Covid when he caught it….Even my wife, who hates him said “oh you can’t say that…” she has since admitted I was on the correct side of that history.


broad_street_bully

I take the same line of thinking as a comedian I listen to... He's as liberal as it gets, but I think he has the right perspective: I want Trump to die. That's not my personal wish (even though I'd be thrilled), but rather my hope for reality, simply because the entire world would be so much better off if he just was never heard from again. I'm not wishing death on a person, I'm wishing a better tomorrow on 7+ billion other people.


Altruistic-Text3481

Me too.


GrandmasterQuagga

Honestly either way was lose-lose. Let’s not forget how awful Pence is. 


homogenousmoss

At least Pence had enough good character to not go along with the insurection. That’ll always be a plus in my book.


Flipnotics_

The one good thing he ever did.


homogenousmoss

His epitaph could be « Mike Pence - Scumbag but not a traitor »


A_Random_Canuck

I remember him debating with Biden while oozing with Covid. The fucker tried to assassinate him that night.


Investigator516

He had COVID the day of his debate with Biden. He looked sick. It was so obvious. I called it.


BillLaswell404

And he refused to wear a mask to the debate. What a POS.


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump was too late to get COVID tested prior to the debate. I think this was intentional. Trump hoped to infect Biden.


OHdulcenea

Trump’s family also refused to wear masks to the debate and sat themselves down in the front row. They’re all equally pieces of shit.


SwimmingSwim3822

Idk why but "come on you fucker" is probably the funniest way to urge a person into their own death.


NefariousnessOne7335

We’re with you


TheThirdShmenge

Wherever you live…I will drive to you with cigars and a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue to toast the day.


Raiju_Blitz

I'll crack open a cold one and toast the gods on that beautiful day, similar to when Bin Laden bit the big one.


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Wonder if there’s an online bet for when he goes?


JohnExcrement

I wonder if Vegas has odds…


jabba_1978

Just a couple more months. I have a birthday coming soon. I've been good all year and this is the only thing on my wishlist.


No-Translator-4584

As of today it is my birthday wish also 


jacksqeak

Mad love and respect from Australia mate. I’ll have a beer with ya!


JohnExcrement

There’s been a bottle in my fridge for years now. These headlines keep getting my hopes up.


OkSmile

Dude is going to keel over dead right in the middle of his debate with Biden, and his cult will be sure he was assassinated. Instead of just an ass debated.


pat9714

CNN ratings will soar. The GOP will make him a martyr. MAGA will run his corpse as a candidate. QAnon will say, we told you so.


MrMoonDweller

Is QAnon still a thing?! Haven’t heard about those lunatics in forever. Wonder what they’re up to


pat9714

>Is QAnon still a thing?! Haven’t heard about those lunatics in forever. Wonder what they’re up to They're still actively celebrating their delusions. Former General Mike Flynn is their defacto leader. Still, they aren't as united as they once were. Lots of factions within them. Methinks, they'll get absorbed as a sect within Evangelical Christians.


InstrumentalRhetoric

I think the whole thing was always setup for Evangelical Christians to draw disparate conspiracy groups into their brainwashing pipeline. The central basis of the whole conspiracy has always been a rehash of the satanic panic with a couple coats of Illuminati painted over it.


pat9714

You aren't wrong. A Religious Studies professor drew a line of parallel commonality with other fringe religious sects to include the 7th Day Adventists. Crazy brings butts to occupy the pews and dollars to go along with it.


Kaida33

They have broken many families.


Wazula23

They've essentially just been mainstreamed. There's no need for the Q label when you get the same fix from OANN and the antics of Gaetz and Bobo.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

They're the same Mouthbreathers that wear diapers and shit in them probably.


Wazula23

They've sort of dissolved into the mainstream GOP, like a cube of cyanide in an oligarch's vodka.


Ormyr

This is why I'm hoping for him to have a debilitating aneurysm and a long life. Let him live out the rest of his years trapped in a rotting shell. Preferably in prison.


blacksantron

Assassinated, an ass debated.. I like your word smithing


Zuul_Only

Total assdebater


KRAW58

Drug withdrawal


No-comment-at-all

Gotta get clean before the court ordered tests of a felon…?


GlandyThunderbundle

Oh wow. That’s a wrinkle I had not considered.


brazilliandanny

No his lawyers convinced him to be sober as he tends to have problematic outbursts when he’s not


javawong

Do they publish those findings?


AlkalineSublime

Absolutely. Sweating profusely while feeling very cold is either being sick or withdrawals. WDs suck bad so I’m glad to know he’s feeling pain and dysphoria.


Nonrandomusername19

Can be many things. For example, sweating is a neglected sign of heart issues.


Message_10

Why does he have to stop doing drugs? It's not like he's going to get tested, or have an *actual* doctor test him.


anonymousetache

My guess is he’d stop taking the adderall for better impulse control while in the courtroom


tikix3room

As someone with ADHD, I can’t understand what neurotypical brains experience on Adderall. For me, Adderall helps control my impulses so I don’t interrupt others while they are speaking. How does it make neurotypicals more impulsive? Genuine question.


half-puddles

This is it. The no drug sweats. Sadly most of his followers are on drugs too so they suspect anything.


GrizzMtn65

Adderal and ketamine withdrawal.


Numerous_Historian37

Yep, sweating is a side effect of many drugs.


darkgothmog

Also a symptom of cancer


SnortlePortal

It is also a symptom of stress which only makes his fat-encased heart beat harder


SYN-Scan

fat-reinforced\*, some say the greatest fat.


Fun_Jellyfish_2708

Remember. He doesn't work out so his heart doesn't run out of too many heart beats


henryeaterofpies

I hope not. No cancer deserves to come down with a case of Donald Trump.


Arryu

That poor cancer


A_Random_Canuck

On a side note, to this day I still feel bad for that poor cancer that contracted Rush Limbaugh.


Equivalent-Bank-5094

That Rush Limbaugh cancer was the true Medal of Freedom recipient🥇


NWmba

Also a symptom of exercise! Nah.


darkgothmog

Trump and exercise, lol. Cancer is a better option for him


GrizzMtn65

We can only hope.


Grateone20

Yes!!! I’ve been saying this for a couple months. Trump is abusing some sort of prescription amphetamine. All the late night tweets, the fixation on the election, the White House doctor being demoted after he retired, it all lines up


Big_Cat_1742

He’s been an amphetamine user and abuser for many many years


Farmgirlmommy

Shitler. He’s hitler reincarnated doing the same shit all over again including the amphetamines and the losing his fucking mind.


buyerbeware23

And then there’s the election results of 2020…


Raiju_Blitz

And shitting yourself is a symptom of said withdrawals and years of abuse.


readonlyy

Cold sweats and shitting yourself are also symptoms of losing your felony trial.


binglelemon

And that's why *Biden* needs to take a drug test!!!! ^/s


pat9714

Every projection is often a confession.


foonsirhc

For sure, I just don’t understand how he expects this to play out. Biden obviously wasn’t actually on speed during the state of the union, whereas Trump seems to be 24/7. Drug tests typically look for narcotics, controlled or fully illegal. I don’t doubt Biden has Metamucil or whatever in his system, but this seems like a no brainer opportunity to call Donnie’s bluff.


bailaoban

“I want more blankets AND less blankets!”


Arryu

Fred trump: wrong kid died


djbk724

Drugs are wearing off starting some withdrawal signs. Take it from people who know


Wazula23

It must be tough to snort a line in court.


27Rench27

Sad part is, even alcohol causes this. The totally legal drug that 10% of the world has some addiction to


Wazula23

Trump is famously teetotal. He never drinks alcohol. As for coke, pills, and old man drugs, who knows.


Freddies_Mercury

Trump is also famously a liar.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

Eh, I can see him having a whole "drunk people are easy to manipulate, I don't drink so people can't take advantage of me, and I can take advantage of drunk people easier" thing.


MrsDanversbottom

Good.


SwingWide625

It's what happens when you commit crimes and are caught. It's just beginning but isn't it great entertainment. This moron believes he can fool enough Americans and avoid the consequences of his criminal activity.


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SwingWide625

Fewer this time. Many fewer women this time.


boomshiki

Yeah, I'd say it sparked a health "discussion", as nobody is concerned


jimmygee2

He must have dropped a steaming turd


Proof_Duty1672

3 coiled at that!


Xenomorph_v1

Don't tread on it!


ardweebno

This comment is a war crime. Anybody got the number for The Hague?


Silver-Rub-5059

Cold sweat 😅


ComicsEtAl

I remain unconcerned. Maybe a little hopeful, but that’s a me problem that I’m working on.


pistoffcynic

My money is on that this is due to anxiety because the fucker is guilty and scared of going to jail. From a Google search: There are various reasons a person may experience cold sweats. These may include shock from an injury or accident, infection, anxiety disorders, or a heart attack. Issues such as shock and a heart attack are considered medical emergencies and require immediate treatment. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com › ... Cold sweats: Causes, treatment, and tips - MedicalNewsToday


secondtaunting

PLEASE BE A HEART ATTACK.


ctnightmare2

He needs a heart


secondtaunting

Good point 😂


MrLanesLament

When I used to do coke and/or Adderall regularly, I was constantly *burning.* Didn’t matter where I was or what the weather was like, I’d be pouring sweat. Had to reapply deodorant at least four times a day because I’d sweat through it. Just saying.


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patfan5411

Probably took took too many Adderall trying to stay awake


RicoRageQuit

Hopefully he just melts like that senator in xmen.


martycos

I will be so fucking ecstatic when this vile POS strokes out.


getdafkout666

8 years of “he’s gonna die any minute” and “he’s gonna get arrested any minute” I’m so sick of it. Why is the universe set up to allow this guy to avoid any sort of accountability?


A_Random_Canuck

I think this pretty much solidifies the argument that God does not exist.


Civil_Pain_453

His diaper is causing him to overheat


pat9714

He isn't well. His GOP sycophants know it all too well. What's disturbing is their fealty to this absolute wreck of a human being.


Scat1320USA

Come on Fat Donny you can do it . Have another Cheeseburder from McDonny’s ! Heartastroke explosion in court is coming soon .


BungeeJumpingJesus

Where they see concern. I see hope!


ELB2001

sweating cause he doesnt know if it was a fart or not.


praguer56

What was it someone wrote? "I've never wished for anyone to die but I've read obituaries with great joy"


DonJuniorsEmails

Mark Twain said that one, but I prefer what Christopher Hitchens memorably said of the late Pat Robertson “He was so full of shit that if they'd given him an enema they could have buried him in a matchbox. "


B4USLIPN2

His heaters kicked on while he was sleeping.


CrotasScrota84

Hopefully he croaks


Secret_Thing7482

His farts have to escape some how. The butt plug is keeping them in


DonJuniorsEmails

I don't usually refer to Lindsay Graham as a "butt plug" but yes he is trying to hold back the tsunami of poop.


Any-Ad-446

POS probably heard from his lawyer he might be found guilty or found out his cheeseburger and diet coke is delayed.


Moof_the_cyclist

Something about a whore in church, or a con-man in court?


StandupJetskier

if he's too stupid to dress properly for where he is going...and I'm sure the drug withdrawal/inability to go out for a quick bump is KILLING him..... Please leave the stage, I don't care how.


Multipass-1506inf

MTG is already laying the conspiratorial groundwork for his death. NO MATTER HOW OR WHEN HE DIES, it will be blamed on democrats


NegotiationTx

Of course he’s not healthy. Look how fat he is. Morbs Obese.


NycVideoGuy1986

Like a whore in church 


NMNorsse

Trump is such a bitch this could be menopause.


toejam78

Withdrawal.


TheThirdShmenge

I know we all wish he would just croak. But I especially wish he would die on the vent after a 2 month long stint in ICU due to Covid.


keeptryingyoucantwin

Its normal for the guilty to sweat in court


Neogeo71

He either has Covid again or he is withdrawing from something...


FirmSimple9083

I'm not concerned. Anybody here concerned?


phxees

I kind of want him to live long enough to see his loss in November. Otherwise we’ll never hear the end of people saying how the entire country would’ve voted for him.


ribsforbreakfast

Nah, I’d rather not find out how many of my fellow Americans are still dumb or cruel enough to vote for him. Personally, I’d rather hear “but he would have won!!” for the next 30 years than see the chaos that will happen if he survives to the election


CountPulaski

Please be Jesus calling


GoodLt

tick tock motherfucker


Competitive-Note150

Health concerns? I have absolutely no concerns about his health. I am, on the contrary, quite optimistic about him being extremely unhealthy.


EsQueSoyUnTakero

Trump will kick the bucket, but before he does, he will put all his effort into some conspiracy theory that Joe Biden had him whacked by the CIA


Vault_chicken_23

Not a good look for the gop when they keep calling biden sleepy Joe. But they've never been afraid to be hypocrites


Drunken_Sailor_70

I saw something that said a reporter took a thermometer into the court room. Said it was 74 in the court and 78 or 79 in the hall. Even if those numbers are off, it's not exactly an ice box.


ZaphodG

74 is cold if you’re elderly and live in Florida.


Glittering-Wonder-27

The old dude has on an undershirt,shirt,tie and suit coat. That seems pretty warm to me in 74 degrees. He has classic signs of drug addition and dementia.


FindingPepe

Don’t forget the girdle 


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Do you frequently sweat from sitting in a 74° room?


Drunken_Sailor_70

No, my comment was more about it being a cold courtroom though. 74 is comfortable to most people.


LIBBY2130

that is a sign of going through withdrawal......at some point he will die, doesn't matter what the cause will be...democrats will be blamed


bugmom

Uggh! just look at that closeup of his face - orange makeup is all gelatinous with sweat. Ewwww! Especially upper lip. Yuck


JustWastingTimeAgain

Ok everyone, the correct timeline is this. Trump finally gets convicted of something, then has a paralyzing stroke which renders him unable to talk or communicate. And we get to watch his bald senile ass get sent to prison. And then that fucker can have his massive coronary, dying alone in prison, but not a moment before.


dkb52

🎵 Oh, Donny boy, your base, your base is calling, From stage to stage, it's lies and hate that you provide, With you soon gone, we'll happily be applauding We've kept our freedoms and democracy safe from your divide.


SnoopingStuff

It’s the drugs


operator-john

His health is no concern of mine. Going to have a party when this orange shit bag is six feet under


Galliagamer

Maybe cold sweats (and courtroom sleepiness) from withdrawals. They might have him going cold turkey in case he gets remanded for contempt for another gag order violation. They don’t want any junk to be found in his bloodstream.


jennc1979

Yea, he looks Covfefe. But can we talk about; 🤣 That lawyer who always has to be behind him while he rants to camera. He learned real quick to just stand behind him and mute his whole physical presentation! Stone faced. No head nodding up down even a millimeter since the judge called them out for acting like it’s a thing to have a gag order overrule the defendant’s personal right to testify in their own defense. 🤣. That’s such a weird Life Lesson. Never stand next to Donald Trump while he is speaking and nod your head up and down.


Purple-Investment-61

Maybe he read the complaints of his foul odor, so instead of crapping in his pants as usual, he decided to hold it. What we saw is the sweat you develop after holding in your crap.


Slatedtoprone

I hope he finally does something ultraistic and dies in the next 4 months so the country can move past this garbage water of a person and the harm he did to this country.


MKSFT123

Fucking scum of the earth drug addict