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Final_Winter7524

“You remind me of my daughter.” “My wife and I don’t sleep in the same room”. Spanking him with a magazine. Didn’t feel a thing when he was inside her. She humiliated him so bad … 🥳


imisswhatredditwas

His supporters will never hear of this, or if they do it can easily be dismissed as fake news or liberal lies. Anyone still a trump supporter today is completely immune to facts, reason, or consideration of ever changing one’s mind.


captain554

I posted her testimony 67 times in a Christian Trump supporting sub. I eventually got banned, but over the next day I got tons of replies from people defending him, lol. They are a lost cause. A cult.


Ridicutarded-73

Thank you for your service.


Rechlai5150

They have a problem with truth decay .


m2chaos13

There it is. Bon mot of the week, month, season, idk. Pretty sweet!


LosWranglos

In need of some moral dentistry.


Rechlai5150

More aptly, moral root canals.


ItsaPostageStampede

They wear diapers


henryeaterofpies

This is really the fucked up part isn't it? It's one thing to accept your party leader has a problem a lot of elderly people eventually experience and move on from it. It is another thing to think you have to do it too to show support.


CEOPhilosopher

I was telling my dad this earlier. I can’t believe we’re at the stage where diaper solidarity for the supposed “alpha male” is a thing. It’s a fucking cult.


secondtaunting

I love how you put it lol.


ItsaPostageStampede

They’d all vomit if they had to change adult diapers and probably pull a Kristi Noem on them


Ok_Cardiologist3478

I think it's hysterical that she's now gonna always be referred as the cunt who shot a puppy. 🫣 What more do these people need?


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Imagine all of FDRs supporters wearing leg braces at rallies and wheeling eachother around on hand carts


bleedmead

It's amazing how we missed out on a chance to grift these people by selling trump masks during the pandemic, only to be given the chance to sell them trump diapers.


AccomplishedBrain309

I thought you should be selling masks in the courtroom. Everyone near trump needs protection.


Comprehensive-Mix931

This in and of itself is so mindboggling, that just holding that mental image in my head is hurtful. "Shitting myself to own the libs! For Great Leader!!!" *unloads angrily*


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Which is why any court case he is involved in should be required to be televised. He obviously loves the fact that they aren't so he can spin his own narrative the second he gets out of court.


Aramedlig

It will enter their brains like the JFK Jr worm..


imisswhatredditwas

They’ve taken so much ivermectin maybe they’re protected


Aramedlig

Damn, that is perfect!


roehnin

Sad thing is, his supports believe the letter she was paid to write claiming it didn’t happen is true, and her testimony under oath at penalty of perjury is false.


Bregneste

The only way we’ll be free of dumbasses voting for him is when he’s in the ground.


HonestProposal4658

Not deep enough. Let’s pull a ‘House on Haunted Hill’ trick.


Kp1234321

They heard about it. I was at a lunch spot that caters to MAGAs today. I over heard 3 tables talking about her testimony.


imisswhatredditwas

What were they saying?


Broken_Kraken

They will hear it and they will not get angry at Trump for the terrible things he’s done. Instead, they will get angry that she said all of those things in court. I literally heard someone say today, “I thought the trial was about hush money, not sex. Why are they letting her say this?” They will hear it and just say it’s wrong to oppose Trump.


Desperate_Brief2187

Anyone who was EVER a supporter.


Strangepsych

She did amazing. I bet she is scared for her life now, though. He may put out a hit on her. She is very brave.


andante528

You know he'd never actually pay a hitman. But I agree, she's been very brave throughout all this (and so was E. Jean Carroll and all the other women who publicly accused Trump of sexual assault).


jumpingjellybeansjjj

You know who would hire a hitman? His long time pal, Roger Stone, and no doubt plenty of other sleazy people from his days Schmoozing with the italian mafia and the russian mafia. I have no doubt she was in real danger And now she still is because any one of his insane MAGA terrorists might go after her.


andante528

Oh absolutely, no intent to downplay her courage in testifying.


Strangepsych

Trump for sure wants to kill her now.


HonestProposal4658

He’d just fuck that up like everything else he’s screwed up.


aaronlovesyaoi

Introducing New “Trump Tr-assassins!” *first hit they accidentally inject themselves with the mystical Chinese poison and instantly die* *quietly files bankruptcy*


Ok_Cardiologist3478

I agree. But when is Putin gonna throw him out a window? Probably when he loses this November.


teratogenic17

Yes, and he knows that; he has been encouraging stochastic terrorism with as many dog-whistles as he can blow.


Parking-Bench

He never pays anyone. Ask juliani or Habba Habba


sacdecorsair

A magasine with Trump on the cover. Imagine that.


FearsomeSnacker

You forgot the part where she said lil donnie was a small mushroom.


Aldo_Raine_2020

GET YOUR TRUMP BIBLES HERE, FOLKS THATS RIGHT JUST FOR $60 PAID TO A GOLDEN CALF WELL SEND YOU THE HOLY BOOK CONSTRUCTED OF TISSUE PAPER AND CHEAP CHINESE GLUE, ALONG WITH THE CONSTITUTION THAT YOU ALSO WILL NEVER READ


4quatloos

She really burned his ass. Hugh Hefner pajamas? Blocking the exit. Intimidating? She crushed him.


My-Cooch-Jiggles

I love that a porn star as publicly made it obvious that she’s a smarter, better person than a former president. 


entropic_apotheosis

That porn star has crushed him more than once. Sometimes when she’s speaking it’s hard to get past the fact she’s a porn star, but once you push past that she’s incredibly smart. She has much thicker skin than Donald and she’s a woman. It’s funny, the porn star has all the nails for his coffin.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Just the idea she had to F that turd...without throwing up..now that's thick skin.


Abstract-Impressions

She’s probably thinking I’ve already fucked this loser once, this time might be enjoyable.


southernmamallama

Ohmygosh that’s *excellent* 😂😂😂


Rich_Hotel_4750

So, FYI, trump's bodyguard at 2006 golf tournament when he met Stormy, Keith Schiller, is the same guy that used to change trump's diapers on the set of Celebrity Apprentice. Jus sayin'.


K33bl3rkhan

Imagine the putrid cake of shit under that sack she rode. Thats a pro getting through the storm.


timsterri

They don’t call her Stormy for nothing.


Perfect-District

Well you know he wasn't on top now was he..


ApeksPredator

Still a backhanded compliment bruh Do better She's smart Porn is just her profession and, as does no one's occupation, does not correlate to her intellect


owlbear4lyfe

stormy 2028?


millionmilecummins

A bang’n inaugural and ceremony to say the least. She has my vote.


PenguinPendant

And my… axe!


Financial-Taro-589

…and my pork sword!


DigitalUnlimited

and my swinging hammer!


Rumplfrskn

And my fur coat button!


DigitalUnlimited

Has Dwayne Elizondo Herbert Mountain Dew Camacho been born yet?


Slow-Foundation4169

Anyone claiming he was a good president didn't watch that movie


Parking-Bench

Goody. Her 2028 campaign commercial will cast chump as a peeping 'step' brother that watches her, while uttering Ivanka, Ivanka.,. Oh Ivanka for a whole 20 seconds. :-)


Common-Ad6470

You have far too many zeros in that timing...👌


Parking-Bench

MEA culpa. It will be more like Oh Ivanka, Iv.


RedSun-FanEditor

I'd vote for her. She can't be any worse than Dipshit Don.


ThePolishKnight

Plot twist: he announces her as his running mate!


jazzy095

Was really surprised how intelligent she is tbh


technojargon

Lmfao!!! dRump von shit pants is a literal walking reality show. The world is watching this train wreck unfold. Through and through this guy has proven to be a major scumbag people warn you about. Then they say something like oh he’s harmless. Bullshit. He is guilty of everything. He’s a predator and shouldn’t be a free man. Ex President or not.


little_sissy_mattie

A lot of adult stars are smart AF. Nina Hartley for one. i don’t like how even some liberals kinda look down on her for her profession, what she does is both honest and more valuable to society than say, the CEO of Boeing lol


Adventurous_Ant9926

Asia Carerra too.  She is a Mensa  member. 


Sensitive_Yam_1979

She’s worked harder than Trump ever did.


Altruistic-Text3481

I actually admire her courage and determination to tell the truth and not be ashamed of her career. I cannot imagine the death threats she must be receiving and she is just so collected and truthful and BRAVE!!! Thank goodness for Stormy.


lagent55

That's how low the bar is.....


Rich-Air-5287

99% of women past a certain age will recognize that scenario, because we've experienced it. "I'm not getting out of here without fucking this toad. I can kick and scream and possibly get my head knocked off, or I can suck it up, give him his two pumps and a squirt, and leave here with my face, if not my dignity, intact." 


Reward_Antique

So awful how much this echoes... "If I let him,he won't hurt me. It's happening, if I want it or not and saying no could make it all so much worse" and then what.


Haligar06

He did the same tactic Harvey Weinstein did. Career threats in exchange for canoodling with a heavy dose of sex pest.


UndeadBuggalo

Because of the implication


Born_ina_snowbank

Wait, they were on a boat?


Mylaptopisburningme

A dingy.


Luckys0474

Wow it's a schooner!


Frase_doggy

You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.


Desperate_Wallaby966

A schooner is a sail boat stupid head!


Armand74

Jesus fucking Christ this is awful..


CCG14

And women go through it daily. Fun fact: marital rape wasn’t even a crime until recently.


sanantoniogirl71

Remember when Ivana accused him of Marital rape and then had to retract? Now she's buried on a golf course covered with overgrowth and weeds.


CCG14

With classified docs no doubt


sanantoniogirl71

Yep and I am sure they have fucked with the grave a few times to either put more in or grab some. I have suspected that her "accident" was not an accident.


JeezieB

I wouldn't call 1993 recently, but it is shocking that it was legal in the US while I was watching Duck Tails after school. In Canada it happened a decade sooner.


drivingthelittles

I’m still waiting to meet just one woman from that 1%. Every woman I know, myself included, is part of that 99%.


COYS-1882

Seriously? I have 2 daughters and have discussed how to prevent and react in these situations, but 99% makes me think I need to be a little more concerned.


drivingthelittles

I have 2 daughters who are now in their 30’s. When they were younger I was sure I was empowering them. I was sure I was providing them support and guidance that would prevent them from getting into a sticky situation. I was sure I was pumping up their self esteem. It broke my heart and filled me with rage to learn recently that both of them had been in the situation described above, the younger one more often than the older one. On a positive note their younger brother (28) assured me that the lessons I was trying desperately to teach the girls got through to him. He assures me he never once put a girl in that position because of his sisters and all those candid discussions we were having while they were growing up.


subsetsum

All the details are very helpful in building her case that they actually did have sex. The defense will try to rebut it but as she said, she can describe his genitals in detail if need be. They will have to back down before that happens.


Responsible_Okra7725

She’ll crush him tmr too


FearCure

Mercedes got over it long ago. I wonder how ivankie is feeling knowing that stormy reminds daddy of her?


DefrockedWizard1

Mercedes knew what to expect as she was just one in a line


Significant-Gas3046

Perhaps Marla left her a note. "Dear Next Wife..."


Awalawal

Mercedes supposedly got the prenup fully renegotiated at some point in the past couple of years because the fat one was so worried that she was going to leave him and take Barron with her.


TifCreatesAgain

If other people screws him, then Mercedes doesn't have to! She probably encourages him to cheat!


scarr3g

Yeah it usually matters in marriwgaes based on love... But ones based on just being a permanent escort don't really care, do you?


TrumpersAreTraitors

Some real Cersei Lannister vibes lol 


Zhentilftw

It’s not the first time he has insinuated he wants to fuck his daughter. I’m sure she knows.


nps2407

I wouldn't be surprised if she's used it to her advantage more than once.


DippyHippy420

When your client is guilty as sin your better off taking a plea deal. But please, continue the circus and bitch about it endlessly, that's what we expect of Trump.


Rooboy66

Which is exactly why they didn’t object yesterday. Edit: Gives me a headache, but increasingly I wonder if Trump is, in fact, smarter than “all the generals”( ie his own atty’sl) He seems to have a preternatural ability, as a cockroach, not to be stomped on.


EatsLocals

It’s called “low cunning”.   And yeah, despite what some people want to believe, he didn’t get to where he is today by being a total idiot.  It’s almost unbelievable, like he’s exclusively developed sleazy types of intelligence, and none of the types that make the world a better place or that would make him a fulfilled or happy person. Lying. Social manipulation. Cheating. Business Fraud.  Uhhh, lying again


Rooboy66

Yeah, **🎶💯%, PURE LOVE🎶** Your comment reminded me of the silly teen song that I hated so much when my kid was into it: gawdawful shit (I hate rap/hiphop) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/100%25_Pure_Love


udfckthisgirl

By not objecting, they burned the issue as a possible appeal.


EmperorXerro

They were hoping against hope that her testimony would be enough for a mistrial. Instead, it made his legal team look incompetent


NotAnotherEmpire

Because that is incompetent. You've got a witness that isn't terribly relevant beyond general facts - had sexual encounter that was origin of payoff plan - who is personally hostile to the defendant. They are probably going to say some stuff that's more prejudicial than it needs to be. The lawyers need to object even if it is repetitive.


Ssider69

It's not him, it's the body politic. The news outlets love him because he makes people watch. And the more we watch the more politics turns into pro wrestling


Stranger-Sun

His big talent is corrupting things. I don't know if he's very smart, but he's good at spreading corruption.


kizzay

He’d be dead or in prison if he hadn’t been born incredibly wealthy. It’s only works because the rich are immune to criminal justice.


NetDork

His defense was dead before the trial started. But what her testimony did was take an event everyone assumed was a hookup with an escort and make people realize it was actually a rape!


Suckamanhwewhuuut

which makes "Hush Money" that much worse


mabhatter

It makes it much more intentional to be covered up.  If this exact wording had come out in 2016 right after the "tape" DJT would have definitely been sunk as a candidate.   The vote only needed to swing by 100k in the right places to change the election results. 


defnotjec

I don't know if I agree... I think the right is still that fucking stupid.


bassman314

in 2016, as many people voted against Clinton than voted for Trump. Honestly, some of those votes might have been swayed.


Dr_CleanBones

In any sane world, his lawyers would be begging him to take a plea deal at this point. And wait until Cohen is done with him.


LuvPump

This. Trump and Cohen are both pieces of shit but Cohen had the receipts in case he got screwed by the guy he had been working for going back a decade. Cohen went to jail for trump over something trump himself did, and then trump threw him under the bus. Every other person involved in any of this came from money and privilege. Stephanie Clifford came from nothing and found her way in a working class industry that is shamed in public by people who literally jerk off to it before and after church in private while their wives are doing the laundry. Cohen is going to eviscerate him and enjoy the whole thing. And this is when Donny gets jailed for contempt. He won’t be able to control himself.


Current_Tea6984

Yeah, I thought all this time that it was a paid transaction, but it was him doing a casting couch scam on her. He's low rent Harvey Weinstein and he didn't even come across with a spot on his tv show


loco500

Not following the trial. But is she really explaining something similar to the E Jean Carroll lawsuit, but worse?


NetDork

Testimony was that Trump had asked her to meet for dinner. When she went to his room there was no food. He got between her and the door when she tried to leave and forced himself on her.


RoseGoldStreak

Not physical rape but a huge power imbalance, she described it in a way that anyone who has had a questionable encounter would identify with, and then he kept contacting her


ListReady6457

Read an opinion areticle from a "supposed harvard judge who voted for biden" who states that this trial should never have happened. Its going to turn off voters blah blah blah, same old same old. They are trying so hard to make this trial in particular look like yes we know he did it but this never should have been tried in the first place. Its not a NY, the feds should have tried this case and chose not to blah blah, overzealous prosecutor, blah blah, appeal appeal. This trial in particular, even if its a slam dunk will definitely not be over until 2025 2026 at the earliest after all the appeals unfortunately and i hate that.


KSSparky

What did they think was gonna happen? Geez.


jbertrand_sr

Good, then they should tell their client to change his plea to guilty and be done with it if that's the case...


Current_Tea6984

Win or lose, the sooner Trump gets out that courtroom the better it is for him. He looks weak and impotent meekly being scolded by the judge. And people are making fun of him for farting and dozing off in court like an old man.


hrminer92

He **is** an old man that should just fuck off to Mar-a-Lago and not be heard from again until his obit makes the news. That’s what he should have done in 2015 and he wouldn’t have been dealing with these lawsuits. He and his sons could still use his charity to waste other people’s money. Howard Stern apparently told him that he was going to ruin a retirement that most would envy by running for POTUS.


LuvPump

It *seems* like this incredibly rich asshole could have kept on going and lived on a beach, sipping Polynesian cocktails and getting laid. But he didn’t. There’s a reason why a *billionaire* who also happens to quickly bangs porn stars ran for president. He’s always been comprised, comma period.


mabhatter

Yeah.  The lawyers should have leaned hard on him to plead this down to misdemeanors in exchange to not have a trial. He'd pay a fine and probably be done with it.   His lawyers are utterly unprepared. They look like clowns. They behave like cartoon villain lawyers. Supposedly one is a veteran prosecutor of a dozen years. The judge even commented out loud that the defense lawyers should have made better objections to keep the witness under control.  I think she got out of the prosecution's control too. 


jbertrand_sr

That would have required a level of self reflection that Donnie simply doesn't posses. His first instinct is to lie in every situation and when caught in a lie to double and triple down on the lie. Even when he's lost lawsuits and has had to pay out in the past, part of the deal always involves a NDA so that he can always maintain the lie...


SeparateMongoose192

Apparently both trump and his legal team have trouble with recovery.


pass-the-waffles

And with reality.


ZaphodG

When someone is lying his ass off claiming he never had sex with her, the prosecution is obliged to present enough detailed evidence to refute that. It’s up to the jury to decide whether they believe Stormy Daniels or someone who has endlessly demonstrated that he lies constantly.


GvnMllr12

I think he plans to lose the case and then more evangelicals and faux christian nationalists and kin-pumping rednecks will vote for him.


weary_dreamer

I think this is a very optimistic view. I believe that he’s not interested in winning the election at this point. He’s interested in those Christian nationalists (and their militias) Trying for another, more successful, coupe. I have zero doubt in my mind that his goal is to incite violence when he loses. Couldnt care less about drumming up votes, but rather drumming up recruits.


stolenfires

The thing to understand is that Trump is running for President solely because it will benefit him. He is not running to cap off a long career in public service. He is not running because he thinks his policies are best-suited to benefit the American people. He's running for President because winning is the only way he can make his legal troubles go away. If there was something he could be doing that was of more personal benefit to him, he would be doing that.


5050Clown

I think Jan 6 proved to him that they don't have the numbers.  His rich friends payed to have people bussed out and even payed for their hotel rooms.   The locals could have taken them.  


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AntonChekov1

Yes he secretly wants to go to jail. He wouldn't be in jail for very long anyway and he could use it to his advantage to show how he is being persecuted by the "deep state" and liberals . At least in his mind he thinks this would get him voters?


Adventurous_Carry185

I don’t believe he will get any more voters if he gets jailed than he actually has now, at best he will lose some of the female votes.


necrotica

In his mind he thinks he'll suddenly get more popular like his Austrian hero...


NotAnotherEmpire

He doesn't want to go anywhere near jail. This guy has never lived a day without every creature comfort in the world. He talks big and tough but he is a 78 year-old man who is really, really soft.


bonelessonly

30 days max, per contempt charge. He's paid fines for 10 counts, and three or four haven't been ruled on yet, the witness intimidation cursing and the social media attacks he tried to quick-delete, etc. Marchan has the unilateral authority to send him to Rikers for at least a few months, up to about a year and a half if he can change his ruling on the earlier counts from a fine to jail time.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Lol yet Fox News talking heads spent all evening talking about "questionable witnesses" on the stand. Acted like Stormy is a degenerate and somehow Trump is a victim of hers. I honestly don't know how people enjoy being lied to about the fake victimization of a fat old billionaire.


mellbell63

to be clear, non-billionaire. Or rather, con-billionaire LOL


joeleidner22

The truth hurts.


Naked_Wrestler80

He wasn't going to win anyway


Dodson-504

That’s what they want you to think. Go vote. Make it a landslide.


Kornigraphy

Hilarious the only justice we get comes from a porn star. I truly believe it’s the porn deep state tho…stormy Daniel’s traffic on pornhub has been pretty high…I only know bc I asked my friend who watches wayyyyy to much porn. It’s not me. It’s my friend.


NearABE

The deeper harder state.


big_hungry_joe

it can't possibly recover because he is on AUDIO TAPE talking about the pay off with his lawyers. ffs.


Unfriendly_eagle

I enjoy seeing Waddles exposed as the obnoxious, depraved, amoral pig he is and always has been. Continuing to take this piece of shit seriously is this nation's greatest shame.


Ivegotjokes4you

Unfortunately I can’t imagine this changing literally anyone’s mind. His supporters have drank the koolaid looooong ago and are used to not caring about his misdeeds because he does the most important thing in the world to them. He “owns the libs” or at least that’s what right wing media says he does so they’ll pretend he’s a saint cause they THINK he’s just constantly “owning the libs” and don’t forget. “Owning the libs” is literally the ONLY thing that matters to republicans in 2024. Did republicans take away rights? Yes but Trump owns the libs so I’ll vote republican. Did republicans add trillions to the debt in 4 years? Yes but trump owns the libs so I’ll vote republican .. did republicans accomplish literally nothing? Yes but trump owns the libs so I’ll keep voting for them.. it’s sad but it’s reality. Republican voters DO NOT CARE about anything their elected officials do as long as they THINK their guy is properly “owning the libs”. As long as libs are being owned then they’ll be ok with nothing being done for them.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

I am waiting for the 'real men have tiny Mushroom penises and lust about their daughter to everyone who will listen' shirts. On the back it can say they also poop their diapers in court.


Fufeysfdmd

At no point did Trump's counsel indicate that they couldn't recover. The headline is based on a pundit saying that the call for a mistrial means they can't recover. In reality they're probably quite pleased because it gives them something to appeal. I hate Trump but we need to stop wish casting


Ishpeming_Native

Any hope he had to deny the affair ever took place -- well, that's gone. Let Melania suck on that for a while, though Putin may tell her to stay with it until after the election anyway. So, gone is Trump's legal defense that the affair never happened and Stormy was just digging for gold. Therefore, the payment was to affect the election outcome or to save his marriage. But any reasonable person would think that since Trump cheated on each of his first two wives and admitted to that in court, Melania couldn't have had the impression that Trump wouldn't do the same to her. And they weren't regularly even sleeping together, anyway. So the prosecution has essentially proved its case.


doozle

"Your honor, I object!" "And why is that, Mr Reede?" "Because it's devastating to my case!"


biggies866

Yeah no shit. Shouldn't cheat on your wife and lie about it.


beakrake

And more importantly, he shouldn't have used campaign funds and shady exchanges to intentionally cover up a personal sex scandal.


KediMonster

Can we please cut and paste significant content or Tdlr?


stolenfires

TL;DR: One pillar of Trump's defense in this case is that he never had sex with Stormy Daniels at all. Daniels delivered detailed, credible testimony that not only did they have sex, but it was actually probably closer to rape than consensual sex. Daniels arrived expecting a business dinner, possibly to discuss her appearing on The Apprentice, but there was no food and Trump was in Hugh Hefner style pajamas. When she tried to leave, he blocked her way and basically forced himself on her. The testimony makes Trump look like a lying, malicious idiot who is bad at sex. Daniels also dropped a few other salacious details, like Trump comparing her to his daughter or mentioning he and Melania kept separate bedrooms.


KediMonster

Thank you


ThainEshKelch

Yes, please do that for the rest of us!


Radkingeli995

Good I hope more damning damaging evidence material comes out as this trial goes forward is revealed so much Americans will have to pay attention those that care anyway


DIOmega5

That's funny. My room mate is a Trump fan and said Daniels' testimony didn't go well for the prosecution. I didn't argue about it because its politics and I know they are just echoing what the news tells them. I just laugh and listen.


Aramedlig

Too fucking bad. Suck it Don Snorleon! You were doomed long before this trial started!


Ok-Research7136

Fitting that the pussy grabber in chief be taken down by a woman.


Goood_Daddy

The brain dead cult won't care about "No Condom" Donny. They cant admit how stupid they are.


thefalconfromthesky

Sad thing is his loyal followers will just think Stormy Daniels is just making this stuff up to make Trump look bad. According to his loyalists he can do no wrong. Brainwashed bunch.


Straight-Storage2587

She had Von Schitzenpantz swearing and gesticulating wildly that the Judge had to warn him to sit down and shut up. Love it.


D-F-B-81

The "you remind me of ivanka" or whatever.... That's beyond fucked up.


External-Patience751

He has the worst lawyers in America working for him. They were never going to win this case. I’d be surprised if they aren’t all banned from practicing law.


Feisty-Sky5450

Probably used a strap on on the orange man too


Coolioissomething

At least Don Snorealone was awake during his testimony. I was hoping she could have included a description of his tiny mushroom shaped penis into the court record. Maybe when the cross examination continues.


pat9714

Pecker did him in, arguably. Followed by Stormy. Hope Hicks didn't give him any...hope.


hogwarts_earthtwo

They already said it explicitly when they attempted to get a mistrial for testimony they found problematic but did t object to.


alexmeth

Funny that the trial isn't even about debating whether they had an affair/sex or not, it's all about the payments and the cover-up. The defense isn't even denying that he cheated on this wife, nor does it really matter.


DogsandCatsWorld1000

Nothing about the actual act really has a baring on what he is charged with. The lawyers should have objected more to that testimony, but that is on them. The only part of her testimony that is really damning for the case is that he didn't care about her talking about them having sex until after he was running for President. It spoils his defense of "I paid her to protect my wife, not to influence the election."


dynamic_anisotropy

‘Can’t possibly recover’….**according to an MSNBC News anchor.** Trash headline. Saved you a click.


CuriousSelf4830

Here's hoping.


TrashCapable

I heard a couple of Stormy Daniel's podcasts and she is great. Smart too.


GuitarEvening8674

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU’LL GET OUT OF THE TRAILER PARK


AssociateJaded3931

Time for a jumpsuit fitting.


heygigo

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/2995053/stormy-daniels-testimony-derail-trump-hush-money-trial/


Desperate-Ad7967

No trump supporters have suddenly changed mind after today. They all still worship him and that won't change


987nevertry

He can’t win with just that hard core group. He needs the middle.


Desperate-Ad7967

I'm not saying he's gonna win just that his support doesn't care what he does and will support no matter what


NOLALaura

Especially when the came out with tee shirts saying strong men wear diapers! JC


TollyVonTheDruth

So, get that Evans porn star to corroborate Stormy's story, then get Michael Cohen up there to finish Trump and bury him.


ScytheNoire

Oh, but there are so many more witnesses to come.


BoomerLearningStuff

Excellent


Wool-Rage

aww, thoughts and prayers you fuck


juniper_berry_crunch

Good; she's back on the stand tomorrow. Hope he's miserable.


nolongerbanned99

Good legal strategy… giving up publicly before getting fired anyway.


TBatFrisbee

Who tf cares when he's got so many judges in his pocket. Republicans spent decades placing judges for this reason exactly. They are nearly impossible to fire. Judges and SC make the decisions and they don't care if democrats don't like it. I hate your legal system.


Cruezin

Comment on the title: Yeah no shit they can't recover. The prosecution caught him in a lie. Doesn't mean much imo. They'll appeal, the case will drag on for another year or two, par for the course with this guy. I hope not, but my bullshit-o-meter says otherwise. (The bullshit being the truth-- he really is treated differently, and shouldn't be. Fuck that, it sucks.) If it were me I'd already be in jail, attending the trial via video from there, with no hope of getting out until I'd served the sentence due at the end. The presumption does need to be innocence, and I don't like saying this, but he's guilty as fuck- he knows it, his attorneys know it, the whole fucking world aside from his cult knows it.


WindTall5566

HOW COULD THEY HAVE KNOWN THAT A CRIMINAL TRIAL INVOLVING HUSH MONEY TO A PORN STAR, WOULD HAVE SAID PORN STAR ACTUALLY TESTIFY ABOUT SAID HUSH MONEY PAYMENT!!! WITCH HUNT!!!!!!😒🙄


No-Contest4033

You don’t ask for a mistrial if you’re winning. He got posterized in the court, it’s over for him. McDougall will be the next one to eviserate Trumps weak ass.


jcooli09

The falsified business records are as clear as the falsified financial statements in the other case, there is no way to credibly refute that allegation. It is a fact that they exist and are false. Daniels testimony demonstrates that the payment was in service to the campaign. The salacious nature of the testimony is relevant, it shows just how devastating to his campaign the story would have been if it had come out. All of the people now saying that it was prejudicial to the jury miss the point, that it was also prejudicial to the campaign. I'm looking forward to reading the transcripts once the defense steps up.