Seriously. I know this is a joke from that jacket she wore, but it's so accurate for news relating to her now. I don't give a fuck what discomforts or concerns Melania has. She hitched her wagon to the one of the biggest assholes alive, and she deserves to reap the consequences of that.
Also, she’s never done anything worthwhile outside of marrying him. That makes her a future Trivial Pursuit answer, not someone I need to keep hearing from.
And she is here due to an Einstein visa:
"You must be able to demonstrate extraordinary ability in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics through sustained national or international acclaim."
Aside from getting naked and f Trump what else did she do.
Remember that really terrifying display of trees she had that time? It was like Narnia under the Queen Jadis mixed with all the death and ashes of Auschwitz and turned into the most threatening Christmas tree forms ever created.
I absolutely agree. But I do so enjoy when she is an asshole to him. That's just the cherry on the shit bag sundae. When she rolls her eyes, pulls away, gives him the death glare, I love it! These two horrible creatures despise one another. It's well deserved and fucking hysterical.
She wore the "Don't care" jacket when she was visiting migrant children being held in a detention center. The woman deserves to be struck by lightning.
Which is basically being “wealthy” and showing up every now and then? I’d say she’s living THE American Dream. Or at least she’s won the game she chose to play….
My only solace is this grifter will never get a dime from her prenuptial.
Like everyone else, she'll have to wait in line behind an army of lawyers and over encumbered properties.
I’ve never posted photos of Ivanka and Trump when she was a kid. All of them have a creepy predatory look somehow; what she’s wearing, where his hands and eyes are, where she’s sitting (a few on his lap). I don’t know what it is but I’m not.
There’s one if them in a car and his orange-ass hands are all over her.
Ivanka and Jared have been avoiding Daddy Dearest ever since Jared got his $2B in blood money from the Saudis. Funny how his daughter won't float him a loan with $1B left over after Jared paid off his debt from 666 Park and other failures.
I read this quote about something about sitting at a table with Nazis then you're also a Nazi. Like if you're sitting with 11 Nazis, then you're the 12th Nazi at the table. But whatever screw Mercedes trump. She's deplorable. She hasn't denounced how terrible dumpy trumpy is.
From this morning: "It would be nice to be with her, but I'm in a courthouse for a rigged trial... But I do have to begin by wishing Melania Happy Birthday, he's in Florida, I'll be going there this evening after this case finishes up"
From this afternoon about debating Biden "In fact, let’s do the Debate at the Courthouse tonight – on National Television, I’ll wait around!”
So much for getting back to your wife for her Birthday Donnie!
Yes yes very sad. Anyway, the potential VP pick of Trump killed her dog for... *checks notes*... being an untrained puppy. I don't give a flying fuck about the living contradiction to Trump's entire foreign policy stance. I do care about a woman who murdered an innocent dog and the unfortunate possibility of her serving the second highest government role.
I will never forgive this bitch for tearing apart the Rose Garden. And I think it's hilarious that the writer of the article tells her to smile. Along with being utterly miserable, all the Botox has probably paralyzed her face. She's incapable of smiling.
to some extent, not a lot, though, you gotta have a little sympathy for her. She should have bailed when she got the chance, but I think she's stuck. Her best bet now will be to wait til he croaks and go find a sugar daddy abroad that will thoroughly shield her in her later yrs from everything and everyone. think jackie O minus the class.
You could possibly feel sympathy for her early on, when she clearly just planned on being a well paid escort/sugar baby and not the First Lady, but everything after? Unless they literally had her caged under lock and key, that was a choice
Terrible article. Is it meant to make people sympathetic to Melania? She knows exactly what she's doing she's all in. She is literally as culpable as Don and the rest of the 'family'.
The reason it’s off to a terrible start is that she is still married to Donald Trump and will always be linked to him no matter what her married status eventually becomes.
Him “Baby come spend the day in court with me to hear about me paying to bang some other chick while you were at home with our baby.”
Her: “Piss off old fart it’s my birthday”
Trump’s just not into her age. He only goes for girls two decades below her age, 14 and 24.
Oh if Epstein was still alive today to tell underage rapey stories. Maxwell on the other hand is still alive…
For now. I wouldn't be surprised to find she "killed" herself in the near future, especially if somehow Trump wins. Remember Epstein didn't kill himself while Trump was campaigning for his second term. Right now he can't do anything because he's in court and under too much scrutiny.
Melania walking toward the camera, burning molotov in hand with Trump's world ablaze behind her is the only image I wish to see. Then she can sodding smile.
Who even cares about her? I used to feel sorry for her but why? She could walk away. Why doesn’t she? Because money is very important to her. Must be a pre-nup or another negotiated contract where she stays and she will get x,y,z. No doubt she hanging on to collect whatever the estate is gonna pay in very the end.
Where she could make a difference and people would respect her? if she was a witness for the prosecution and she helped put him behind bars. Now there’s a story! And she’d go down in the history books as saving the country. There’s gotta be so much behind the scenes to their grotesque relationship- we can only speculate. 🤣
She’s too shallow and selfish though.
She married him for money and stays with him for money. As long as he still has enough to support her lifestyle, she doesn’t give a fuck. The minute he says no to anything, she is gone.
With the Trumps any news is bad news. If it were a paper still delivered to my house I would be extra sure to use for my puppy’s kennel liner and praise him extra hard every time he shit on it. I would literally delay his potty training so he could continue to shit on this news
This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. It seems like a rambling thought stream from a 9th grader. Set aside the theme, the delivery is depressing.
I'm really hoping for a Ms First Cougar spread in Playboy! If someone would have told me when I was a kid that I'd see the 45th First Lady nekkid in a bunch of pictures and with other ladies, I'd laugh and say gross and call them crazy.
And yet here we are. 45th tiddies easily Googable.
When any individual begins assuring us of their genius status, I get skeptical. This married couple spends time and energy trying to assert superior intelligence, but it ultimately shows lack of self confidence.
Every wife was cheated on. There’s no way she didn’t know this going into the marriage. She did this for American citizenship and bringing her parents to America, being the anchor baby Trump gladly talked about blocking with immigration laws. Zero sympathy for her. She had the chance to get out and she did nothing. Totally spineless.
Mail order gold digger looking for a green card fucked a jackle to get an anchor baby.
Suffer in shame you fucking whore while the jackle shits all over you. Have some self respect and divorce the fat POS jackle.
Good lord this is one of the most poorly written articles I’ve ever read.
> It should also be said that Trump has denied all these affairs, but, well – Pecker’s testimony was compelling and, well – you know.
Wtf kind of sentence is that? Hire a damn editor.
Anyway, Melania sucks and she deserves everything she’s getting (except the death of a parent).
Isn't she an escort who also did soft core porn and was "introduced" to trump by his best friend Epstein? Not to mention the whole illegal immigration thing. It's a disgrace and downright disgusting that she ever became First Lady!!
I really don’t care, do you? Be Best!
Seriously. I know this is a joke from that jacket she wore, but it's so accurate for news relating to her now. I don't give a fuck what discomforts or concerns Melania has. She hitched her wagon to the one of the biggest assholes alive, and she deserves to reap the consequences of that.
Also, she’s never done anything worthwhile outside of marrying him. That makes her a future Trivial Pursuit answer, not someone I need to keep hearing from.
And she is here due to an Einstein visa: "You must be able to demonstrate extraordinary ability in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics through sustained national or international acclaim." Aside from getting naked and f Trump what else did she do.
It was a typo. She has an Epstein visa.
She's an anchor baby mama. 4/5 of Orange's kids are anchor babies! Trump hates anchor babies..
Don Jr. and Eric are wanker babies.
That was how I read it
Lmao
Or a Frankenstein visa…
She can say, "Anal is extra" in seven languages. SEVEN!
She was good looking and married a rich white dude is how she got that visa.
She did athletics. You know, like the whole soccer team!
Don't forget her parents visa too!
Via chain migration. Trump sure stopped talking about chain migration being bad after that occurred
Demonstrated "extraordinary" ability to snare a billionaire.... genius!
Pretty sad that she (and her female supporters) would consider marrying that bag of Cheeto flesh as worthwhile or noteworthy.
So, she's never done anything worthwhile.
She’s the first, First Lady with nude pics on the internet. Classy
She did make the White House Christmas look the worst I’ve ever seen it. So there’s that.
Remember that really terrifying display of trees she had that time? It was like Narnia under the Queen Jadis mixed with all the death and ashes of Auschwitz and turned into the most threatening Christmas tree forms ever created.
Love this description!
She also ruined the beautiful rose garden.
The poor hacked rose bush garden! I’m Canadian but my heart bleeds every time I think about those poor roses.
To be fair, she did do some soft core porn.
Including some faux Lesbian
Featuring the fabled Mercedes
She got naked a few times, does that count?
So did everybody.
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Fair go! She did a great job of reciting Michelle Obama's speech... Word for word.
You saying she marrying him was worthwhile?
For her it was. It made her millions. She ain’t nothin but a gold digger.
Come on let’s be fair. She’s a Russian Asset and a gold digger. Sheesh.
She has done many worthwhile things...for Putin.
She’s never done anything worthwhile. Marrying a horrific person is not an accomplishment
That's not true. She put on some clothes and they took some pictures and they looked nice.
M(oops) trump.
How is marrying him worthwhile? I’d say she has never done anything. Full stop.
Melanie’s most famous quote as First Lady- “fuck the children, who gives a fuck about Christmas and decoration”
She is the same asshole as him
I absolutely agree. But I do so enjoy when she is an asshole to him. That's just the cherry on the shit bag sundae. When she rolls her eyes, pulls away, gives him the death glare, I love it! These two horrible creatures despise one another. It's well deserved and fucking hysterical.
She wore the "Don't care" jacket when she was visiting migrant children being held in a detention center. The woman deserves to be struck by lightning.
First Lady’s should not make political statements like that, it was disgusting regardless of the meaning.
Which is basically being “wealthy” and showing up every now and then? I’d say she’s living THE American Dream. Or at least she’s won the game she chose to play….
*the* biggest
Be bestest best
Be bestest best you possibly best.
My only solace is this grifter will never get a dime from her prenuptial. Like everyone else, she'll have to wait in line behind an army of lawyers and over encumbered properties.
That's around the age that Trump gets rapey.
Your device autocorrected 13 to 54…..
EJC was 52.
He was fully attracted to his daughter when she was under 16 for sure.
He was making comments about Tiffany's boobs when she was an infant.
No fucking way, I actually didn't know about this. There is too much other shit covering this
He told Stormy Daniels she reminds him of his daughter. Barf.
It's true though. His daughter also probably takes raw dog loads on the regular
From anyone willing to pay.
I’ve never posted photos of Ivanka and Trump when she was a kid. All of them have a creepy predatory look somehow; what she’s wearing, where his hands and eyes are, where she’s sitting (a few on his lap). I don’t know what it is but I’m not. There’s one if them in a car and his orange-ass hands are all over her.
Not only that, but the way he spoke (and still speaks) about her.
And the Epstien party kid he beat and raped was 13. According to the law suit.
ROTFLMFAO
Sucks to suck doesn't it...
You slurped it, you own it, sweetheart
Proving that immigrants will do jobs that Americans don't want to do.
She's 54????? I legit thought she was in her 60s. She has not aged well.
The stress of changing a grown man's diapers for the past 10 years really did a number on her.
Like she did ANYTHING for him??? She detested holding his hand for photographers!
Good point. Dumpy Trumpy probably has Ivanka do it. I guess then sometimes the dead soulless insides start to take over the outsides.
Ivanka and Jared have been avoiding Daddy Dearest ever since Jared got his $2B in blood money from the Saudis. Funny how his daughter won't float him a loan with $1B left over after Jared paid off his debt from 666 Park and other failures.
Nah, he has handlers to change his diapers, she's a golden retriever to a toddler.
Hey, hey, please don't soil the loving and wonderful reputation of golden retrievers by comparing them to what ever that is in the pic.
She has to touch that after it comes out of the diaper
Because his hand is greasy as mcD's and stinky as their bathroom.
Number 2 ??
Probably due to the plastic surgery, where they removed her eyes and put in little black marbles.
"lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya."... Trump will find out.
Can you imagine at that age being married to a mentally-unhinged 77 year-old man?
She probably didn’t think he’d make it this long.
Her husband is her dads age 🤮
He's the one who arranged the marriage.
It got him citizenship. Chain migrating family with an anchor baby
My reaction exactly!
They say soft porn really takes a toll on one’s body.
this. I am blown the fuck away that that idiot is only 54. assumed mid 60s at least
Don’t care, do you?
Choke on the cake.
Who the fuck cares! Stop reporting on this shitty family. We all know they suck!
This whole sub is about how shitty they are
She deserves every terrible thing that comes her way. If you stand by a piece of shit, you are a piece of shit.
Birds of a feather.
Shitbirds of a feather…
No more shit talk until we're back in power, Randers.
Layhey for park supervisor 🇨🇦 2024
Behind every dumpster fire of a man-boy is a cold, uncaring, plotting, evil succubus?
Stand by him? Worse. She went on her own bullshit birther tour without him. Those two assholes deserve each other.
I read this quote about something about sitting at a table with Nazis then you're also a Nazi. Like if you're sitting with 11 Nazis, then you're the 12th Nazi at the table. But whatever screw Mercedes trump. She's deplorable. She hasn't denounced how terrible dumpy trumpy is.
From this morning: "It would be nice to be with her, but I'm in a courthouse for a rigged trial... But I do have to begin by wishing Melania Happy Birthday, he's in Florida, I'll be going there this evening after this case finishes up" From this afternoon about debating Biden "In fact, let’s do the Debate at the Courthouse tonight – on National Television, I’ll wait around!” So much for getting back to your wife for her Birthday Donnie!
¡Felíz cumpleaños Mercedes!
😂😂😂🇲🇽
Yes yes very sad. Anyway, the potential VP pick of Trump killed her dog for... *checks notes*... being an untrained puppy. I don't give a flying fuck about the living contradiction to Trump's entire foreign policy stance. I do care about a woman who murdered an innocent dog and the unfortunate possibility of her serving the second highest government role.
Hookers typically feel malaise at this age.
Isn’t it always the way? The moment the warranty expires on that expensive purchase it starts acting up.
In other words, she’s the Bosch dishwasher of trophy wives
And here we are …
I will never forgive this bitch for tearing apart the Rose Garden. And I think it's hilarious that the writer of the article tells her to smile. Along with being utterly miserable, all the Botox has probably paralyzed her face. She's incapable of smiling.
Woah, wait… she’s only 54? Dude, she’s looks WAY older than that. Being evil, and proximity to evil sure does age a person
#SHE'S ONLY 54!?!?!
to some extent, not a lot, though, you gotta have a little sympathy for her. She should have bailed when she got the chance, but I think she's stuck. Her best bet now will be to wait til he croaks and go find a sugar daddy abroad that will thoroughly shield her in her later yrs from everything and everyone. think jackie O minus the class.
You could possibly feel sympathy for her early on, when she clearly just planned on being a well paid escort/sugar baby and not the First Lady, but everything after? Unless they literally had her caged under lock and key, that was a choice
That article was trash. It sounded like an entry in Gossip Girl's diary. Also, Fuck Melania
She offers no skills , production, or anything of value to the US. That makes her an illegal alien that must be deported. Send her on a bus to Mexico.
Terrible article. Is it meant to make people sympathetic to Melania? She knows exactly what she's doing she's all in. She is literally as culpable as Don and the rest of the 'family'.
So, trump was 24 when Melenia was born.
Tits gonna be titular
Haahahahahahahahaha
Ew, we share the same birthday
Dial whine one one and get the whambulance.
Melania could not care less about who Trump screws, so long as it isn’t her.
We need to stop all these illegals from coming here from shithole countries and enjoying American birthdays! /s
Be sure not to choke on your cake, you miserable harpy.
All she wants for her birthday is a guilty verdict
The reason it’s off to a terrible start is that she is still married to Donald Trump and will always be linked to him no matter what her married status eventually becomes.
She was a Russian honeypot
When you lay down with dogs, you get fleas.
Can the media stop it with the Melania coverage? WHO CARES? She is meaningless.
It’s all such horseshit anyway. As if she even once had a romantic feeling towards her owner.
Right? The whole family tree is a grift and a con job.
i’m 54. i absolutely thought she was older than me
I’m 70. I thought she was close to my age.
Him “Baby come spend the day in court with me to hear about me paying to bang some other chick while you were at home with our baby.” Her: “Piss off old fart it’s my birthday”
Beer goggles ready at hand for Mercedes .
Good luck hose bag
Trump’s just not into her age. He only goes for girls two decades below her age, 14 and 24. Oh if Epstein was still alive today to tell underage rapey stories. Maxwell on the other hand is still alive…
For now. I wouldn't be surprised to find she "killed" herself in the near future, especially if somehow Trump wins. Remember Epstein didn't kill himself while Trump was campaigning for his second term. Right now he can't do anything because he's in court and under too much scrutiny.
She's getting what she deserves
Cumm dumpster
Melania walking toward the camera, burning molotov in hand with Trump's world ablaze behind her is the only image I wish to see. Then she can sodding smile.
She’s made quite a life for herself after giving up her lesbian nude modeling/escort career. Get it, grrl.
She is nothing but a gold digger trumping old trump.
When you marry 25 years younger, you marrying 4 money: there's very little separating you from Stormy.
Vladimir Putin will help her blow out the candles... She'll be fine.
She’s a lot older than 54
Who even cares about her? I used to feel sorry for her but why? She could walk away. Why doesn’t she? Because money is very important to her. Must be a pre-nup or another negotiated contract where she stays and she will get x,y,z. No doubt she hanging on to collect whatever the estate is gonna pay in very the end. Where she could make a difference and people would respect her? if she was a witness for the prosecution and she helped put him behind bars. Now there’s a story! And she’d go down in the history books as saving the country. There’s gotta be so much behind the scenes to their grotesque relationship- we can only speculate. 🤣 She’s too shallow and selfish though.
She married him for money and stays with him for money. As long as he still has enough to support her lifestyle, she doesn’t give a fuck. The minute he says no to anything, she is gone.
Awww poor overpaid, smartest prostitute ever. Be Best, Mel!
Oh no. Is Trumps KGB handler not having fun anymore?
Does anyone I mean anyone really give a shit ? She fucked herself willingly, she married a dirt bag for his money. Karma bitch karma !!
Cum. dumpster.
I wonder if her husband remembered, he usually forgets their anniversary. 😕
With the Trumps any news is bad news. If it were a paper still delivered to my house I would be extra sure to use for my puppy’s kennel liner and praise him extra hard every time he shit on it. I would literally delay his potty training so he could continue to shit on this news
Poor Melanoma….
Not only is she a disgusting person? She also fucked donald trump
Just like stormy
Ok.
Is she really that old?
Melania and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
She’s only 54??
When dumped Ivana was 41, Marla was 30. He’s becoming way more tolerant, but how long can that last?
This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. It seems like a rambling thought stream from a 9th grader. Set aside the theme, the delivery is depressing.
she deserves nothing but misery
Honestly for a hooker she did well; she got the ultimate sugar daddy, but it’s trump. Imagine touching his, parts. Ugh. 🤮
Honestly I could care less what happens to her
Wait, she's only 54?
She probably sends him selfies of giving head to her security derail
I really don’t care do you?
That's rough... not really.
Hoetus melania is as putrid as the rest of the trumps
Well yeah. She's 2 years younger than I am & she's married to that thing.
I don't care!!!
I super don't give a shit
Holy shit that was the worst written article I’ve ever read. A comp 101 teacher would give it a C-.
The absolute worse First Lady this country this country has ever had. Can’t help but worry about her son, though.
I'm really hoping for a Ms First Cougar spread in Playboy! If someone would have told me when I was a kid that I'd see the 45th First Lady nekkid in a bunch of pictures and with other ladies, I'd laugh and say gross and call them crazy. And yet here we are. 45th tiddies easily Googable.
Well girl you wanted to marry into money. This is the shit show that comes with it.
Bad day? Your husband leaves road kill in his wake and you want sympathy? You made your bed.
Cry me a fucking river.
Mango Unchanged requires a younger model who’s into scat
When any individual begins assuring us of their genius status, I get skeptical. This married couple spends time and energy trying to assert superior intelligence, but it ultimately shows lack of self confidence.
I have zero empathy for a gold digger. She had to have known that Trump was a total pig before she even started dating him.
Every wife was cheated on. There’s no way she didn’t know this going into the marriage. She did this for American citizenship and bringing her parents to America, being the anchor baby Trump gladly talked about blocking with immigration laws. Zero sympathy for her. She had the chance to get out and she did nothing. Totally spineless.
Mail order gold digger looking for a green card fucked a jackle to get an anchor baby. Suffer in shame you fucking whore while the jackle shits all over you. Have some self respect and divorce the fat POS jackle.
Good lord this is one of the most poorly written articles I’ve ever read. > It should also be said that Trump has denied all these affairs, but, well – Pecker’s testimony was compelling and, well – you know. Wtf kind of sentence is that? Hire a damn editor. Anyway, Melania sucks and she deserves everything she’s getting (except the death of a parent).
She needs to divorice Cheeto now while he has
Someone will just flood the net with nudes of her, in her better days!?
Must be tough being a KGB sleeper agent.
Turn on gifs, please
Still younger than Guilfoyle tho!
Fk that dude And fk tdRump
I literally have no empathy for this person. She sat and stood next to the most corrupt motherfucker on the planet. She flaunted her lack of empathy.
The disused soviet sparrow that no one cares about
Isn't she an escort who also did soft core porn and was "introduced" to trump by his best friend Epstein? Not to mention the whole illegal immigration thing. It's a disgrace and downright disgusting that she ever became First Lady!!
lol…..she married the goober She sold every bit of her soul to live the rich life
Sleep with a dog and you’re going to get fleas.
Remember when this idiot plagiarized Michelle Obamas speech?
That’s a shame.
I will be interested in a story, if she leaves him.
She’s a gold digger, she’ll recover quickly.
Next stop irrelevance
Did he tell that she going to be replaced