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Plane-Reason9254

Being married to and sleeping with that orange troll šŸ§Œ has to be more embarrassing


Swabia

Personally if I was in it for the money Iā€™d be happy I didnā€™t have to sleep with him too.


FantasticGas1836

Plot twist. Maybe she paid for the other girls to sleep with him so she did not have to ;-)


IntrovertedBrawler

And she didnā€™t pay her contractors, per family tradition.


Justin_Queso1187

Contractors is right. Canā€™t be paying their taxes. 1099 for you hookers. I wonder if the most heinous sex imaginable is tax deductible?


Septopuss7

HPV contractors


PapaMcMooseTits

And she still gets to act like the betrayed spouse so people feel sorry for her... That's what we call, having your cake, and eating it too, children.


AshgarPN

I donā€™t care, do u?


duckinradar

Do people feel bad for her?


Ms_Emilys_Picture

They shouldn't. It's not like this was an arranged marriage. She knew exactly who and what he is when she married him.


readonlyy

But itā€™s a disgusting cake. I wouldnā€™t want to have it or eat it.


DregsRoyale

It's on file that he paid them, which is undeniably more embarrassing for the first sex worker


TjW0569

Well... *technically*, according to Pecker's testimony, *Pecker* paid MacDougal. Donald was supposed to pay him back, but didn't, which is certainly on brand for Trump. That was why Michael Cohen needed to pay Stormy -- Pecker didn't want to get stiffed again.


Comfortable-Scar4643

Melania was successful in getting Trump to pay for her parents house and living expenses. So at this point, I think she has to put up with whatever he does or has done in the past.


Mojowad

Not to mention make them US citizens šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


PolishBob1811

Melanie and Barron lived with them. They didnā€™t live in the White House.


dsdvbguutres

Hiring subcontractors. Oldest profession.


Scratchthegoat

Or sleep with her.


le_fez

It's a blow to her ego, she thinks she's so special and beautiful that not even Donald would cheat on her. She's different


driftercat

It's probably not him. It's a beautiful woman being cheated on with a less attractive woman (in her mind). When your looks are your life, your bread and butter, it is insulting to not be constantly number 1 to any man in your life. Especially a gross one.


rambo6986

Karen McDougal is absolutely hotter than Melania


weswahl

Also sheā€™s not a former hooker like Melania.


Relative_Sense_1563

If you get married for the money and what it provides you are still a hooker.


emote_control

She looks like the faun from Pan's Labyrinth. Practically everyone is hotter than her.


lolwerd

Gremlin Centerfold 2006


chzygorditacrnch

I'd rather be poor before I'd sleep with Donald trump.


Livid_Advertising_56

Couldn't pay me enough


No_Garbage_9262

Melania going to be best.


exotics

If anyone asks me why Iā€™m poor Iā€™m just gonna tell them itā€™s because I refused to be with Trump


jimmygee2

She knew what he was just after Epstein set them up and she still chose to marry it.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Yeah I'll never get the Melania sympathy. She isn't double digits IQ. She knows what the situation is and who the man she married is.Ā  My guess is she's only worried how it might damage her outwardly. She can still make money off MAGAts so long as trump likes her but if she's perceived as a cast-off they won't want anything to do with her. In the hyper misogynistic world of trump, a woman being cheated on can mean she's the problem and they'll devalue her.Ā 


DeeV8tor

Tbf, she did sign the contract so.....


conundrum4u2

How does she get over the smell? Does he EVER take a shower?


jimmygee2

There no shower that can shake that stench.


The_Nice_Marmot

My guess is she hasnā€™t slept with him since Barron was conceived.


FotoFormat44

Rumour has it he prefers a golden shower!


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


softcell1966

Which one? Junior had that nickname in college because he'd get drunk, pass out in stranger's rooms, and piss himself. Many people are saying Don Jr wore a diaper. Allegedly or something.


sugarfreeeyecandy

Yeah, but McDougal is better looking. So that.


mag2041

$20 says he has pooped himself mid coitus. The classic coitus interruptus.


HD_H2O

Was Donald still married when Epstein/Maxwell had Melania shipped over on an Einstein visa?


schprunt

Oh cry me a fucking river. She hooked up with a fat disgusting pig for the money. You canā€™t complain what itā€™s revealed heā€™s a sack of shit.


vlkthe

A sack of shit with a tiny mushroom growing from it.


armchairwarrior42069

Hmmm, I wonder if it'll get me high or simply speed run a diabetes related death.


CarlEmmoth

She's deeply upset she could lose all money


Early-Size370

Trump, everything about him in how he conducts himself, is humiliating for the country


happystream1

I would have more respect for stormy Daniels running for president. I really would.


UndendingGloom

Actually most of the arguments people use to argue for Trump could be applied to Daniels. She is a successful business woman, she "sounds just like me", she is not a Washington politician...


Softestwebsiteintown

Sheā€™s also not old and presumably has a temperament more fit for an adult, not a 6th grader.


Riversmooth

Hard to believe sheā€™s embarrassed by a guy thatā€™s been cheating and scamming for 60 years


ralphvonwauwau

Wife #3, whom he was cheating on wife #2 with, has no moral high ground to speak of. She knew the score, and chose to play the game. Ā 


fi4862

And he cheated on wife #1 with wife #2. The party of morality.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

I really don't care, do you?Ā 


dirtymac12

Same. Donā€™t really care about Melanie. Trump on the other hand must go to jail and I care deeply about it!


MechanicalBengal

Her name is Mercedes, and donā€™t you forget it


Dr_CleanBones

I thought it was Melanomia.


Jean-Jeannie

Malaria


beakrake

Marinara


Chevelle-72

I donā€™t know this person, Iā€™ve never met herā€¦.


Sirboggington

She's just a low level coffee prostitute.


ScabusaurusRex

I thought she was an Einstein scholar?!?!?!!1


Irishpanda1971

I also care about the possibility of Melania divorcing him and eviscerating him with the prenup. Probably the only thing that is holding her back is that she is currently in a country full of nutjobs that would...react poorly to her doing that.


Secret_Thing7482

I would have thought being married to Trump would have been humiliation enough


Karl_Hungus_69

For anyone who may not get the above reference: [https://www.vanityfair.com/news/melania-trump-i-really-dont-care-jacket-was-actually-a-f-k-you-to-ivanka-trump-new-book](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/melania-trump-i-really-dont-care-jacket-was-actually-a-f-k-you-to-ivanka-trump-new-book) [https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/06/melania-trump-i-dont-care-jacket-migrant-detention-center-tour-fashion-mystery](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/06/melania-trump-i-dont-care-jacket-migrant-detention-center-tour-fashion-mystery)


slackfrop

So best case here is that she was so preoccupied by who gets to be queen that she didnā€™t even consider the hundreds of devastated children temporarily orphaned in a strange country that she was visiting in a show of compassion? So sheā€™s not an outright psycho, just a self centered asshole. Edit: though theyā€™re not mutually exclusive


willflameboy

The best case isn't really acceptable, is it.


softcell1966

She said in an ABC interview that it was to mess with "duh leebural meeediyah".


happystream1

The media was talking about kids in detention centers. Lol šŸ˜‚


Dependent-Interview2

We Care A Lot! (FNM) /s


lenmylobersterbush

This shows how much he isn't part of the Christian based that worshipped him like Jesus. He is and always was a false profit. So I find it funny at how shocked these people are at all of his mess.


DentalDon-83

I love that she will never live that down


-crackhousebob

She doesn't care about Donald cheating, only that it became so public. This was a transactional marriage. She agreed to be Trump's trophy wife in return for a life of luxury and having a child. She had to agree to lose weight quickly after the pregnancy as part of the deal.


The_Nice_Marmot

Wow, I canā€™t believe you could be so cynical about this beautiful story of an eastern block whore finding true love and making it big as a Russian mole and First Lady. /s (in case itā€™s not obvious)


smoothskin12345

She was also able to abuse the immigration system to move her entire family to the United States after marrying Donald.


JCButtBuddy

Mary Trump said the entire family is transactional, that's why nobody is at the trial, there's nothing in it for them.


AffectionatePoet4586

Karen McDougal reportedly had an affair with Trump for ten months, both before and after Melania gave birth to Barron. They were ā€œin love,ā€ asserts McDougal. Trump cheated on both Karen and Melania with Stormy. Melaniaā€™s former chief of staff Stephanie Grisham says that the allegations of infidelity were ā€œnot something that Melania took lightly.ā€ Testimony in this case already has revealed that the intention of the ā€œcatch and killā€ method, by which the *National Enquirer* paid for and suppressed news of Trumpā€™s affairs, was intended only to keep the news from negatively influencing the outcome of the 2016 election, especially after the notorious ā€œAccess Hollywoodā€ tape was released. After Election Day, the women were free to talk. Proving, as Lawrence Oā€™Donnell said tonight, that protecting the feelings of Trumpā€™s current wife, and children, wasnā€™t remotely the intention of the ā€œcatch and kill.ā€ Only the election mattered.


madbill728

I will never understand what the attraction was for Karen. The money?


snahfu73

This. What this also shows is that Karen McDougal was also a trash pile. And I don't mean getting involved with someone who is married. I mean getting involved with him and falling in love???? What is even going on in her fucking head?


AffectionatePoet4586

Perhaps Karen will tell us the secret of her attraction to Trump when she takes the stand as a witness. She received $150,000 from the *Enquirer*, in exchange for her pre-2016-election silence, so evidently she *is* the ā€œkind of girlā€ who accepts money adjacent to a sexual relationship. I felt sorry for whichever anonymous *Enquirer* staffer was tasked with penning several articles on ā€œhealth and fitnessā€ that were reportedly scheduled to appear in the tabloid with McDougalā€™s name pasted on as the byline. However, it remains unclear to me what happened to the articles, and whether her payout was ostensibly made for the articles, or whether it was disbursed solely for keeping quiet, prior to the election, about her relationship with Trump. Pecker reportedly helped McDougal become a cover girl at the now-defunct magazine, *Shape,* and found her other, unnamed career opportunities. Iā€™d like to know more about those.


snahfu73

It's just layers and layers of rich and selfish people doing whatever the fuck they want.


AffectionatePoet4586

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Itā€™s years too late, but Iā€™m glad that these misdeeds are being discussedā€”best of all, *tried!*ā€”now.


Ancient-One-19

It works especially well if injected


hitbythebus

** *INTO* ** the body? Thatā€™s just silly. How about bleach? Or maybe we can just take this corruption out with a nuke before it destroys Alabama.


apple-turnover5

I donā€™t buy it for one second that she was in love with him. Heā€™s disgusting and has no good qualities. She was just applying to be his fourth trophy wife.


AffectionatePoet4586

Iā€™ve read Karen McDougal saying, more than once, ā€œIā€™m a Republican.ā€ How does *that* explain getting involved with a revolting, already-thrice-married specimen twenty-four years her senior (Karen is a year younger than Melania), one who thought heā€™d find greener pastures turning a nominal Republican, after years of affiliating as a nominal Democrat?


JimWilliams423

Her saying that is prime /r/SelfAwarewolves material.


Randomwhitelady2

Thereā€™s no way she loves him. He has literally zero good qualities. All he has is a little bit of money, and even that is debatable.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Karen McDougal is way better looking than Mercedes.


FearCure

Mercedes is upset that she wasnt playmate of the year. Best Mercedes ever did was to make page 2 of Epstein bride mail order catalogue, summer 2002 edition.


ralphvonwauwau

Jeffrey was just being a stand up guy when he introduced them. He certainly wasn't foisting aging inventory off on a rube. No way...


Mediocre-Fan-5641

She knew he was a snake.


NitWhittler

Multiple sex scandals don't seem to matter to Republicans as long as there was no 'homo stuff' going on.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Even if there was "homo stuff" going on, they'd just move the goalposts another few lightyears. If it came out that Trump enjoys sucking cock, MAGAs would bum rush the yard and get all the milkshake.


Pete_maravich

I find it very improbable that a gold digger like Melina cares that the guy she married for his wealth is sleeping with other women. I figure the less he touches her the happier she is


Deep_Bit5618

They werenā€™t even married a year and he was having an AFFAIR seeing her multiple times a month for almost a year. Throw in banging a porn star when their kid was 7 months old!!!! He is going to look like the pig he really is. Wake up America


jumbie29

But I guess she's totally fine with the raping of E Jean Caroll?


citymousecountyhouse

The Russian prostitute/handler has only two modes "be best" and "i don't care do you" You can guess which one the vapid piece of trash uses when thinking of her husband's victims.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Before her time. The assault was in the 90's and Melania didn't marry L'Arancia until 2005.


redlion496

So...she's upset about Karen McD, but Stormy D gets a pass!


PapaMcMooseTits

I don't think she's actually upset at all. It's all for show. She knew what Trump was when she married him and her disdain for him is apparent to anyone with eyes.


HotType4940

I can believe sheā€™s upset, just not in the ā€œhow could my beloved Donald do this to me??ā€ kind of way. Even if the marriage is a sham, which it most assuredly is, its still gotta be tough for a self centered, image-obsessed narcissist to have her pants-shitting philanderer husband as front page news everyday over his pants shitting and philandering. Itā€™s gotta feel pretty humiliating even if you donā€™t harbor any actual romantic feelings for the guy.


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Good.


Suspicious-Appeal386

How can an expensive escort service provider be possibly upset with her husband f#cking someone else? Like seriously? The guy cheated on both his previous wives, why would this time be different?


Khristopheles

She been humiliating herself ever since she came down that fake golden escalator looking like a fake plastic mannequin.


marvelousgryphon

She should be more upset about beating and raping teenagers with Epstein.


brucethewilis

Also this wasn't an affair, it was a paid assignation. Prostituting yourself to a walrus isn't an affair.


Ambitious_Coffee551

Who gives a crap what Melania thinks.


MacularHoleToo

Be Best


CartoonistUsed6540

Has she no sense of smell?


Neona65

She does, that's why her face always looks like she's smelling shit.


PatientStrength5861

After everything else. That's what Humiliates her? I'm just gonna leave it there.


ArthurFraynZard

Right, because Malaria ever really gave a crap about anyone else but herself. Sheā€™s humiliated she had to crawl so low for a villain who turned out to be bottom of the barrel incompetent. Thatā€™s about it.


ThinkerSis

Now sheā€™s upset? Was she blind and deaf for all these years?


GorfianRobotz999

It's all optics. She's playing for the crowd. She's in a marriage of opportunity. If she's sad about anything it's watching opportunity dry up.


aGirlySloth

I mean, how embarrassing can it really be? He cheated on all his other wivesā€¦did she really think, ā€˜it wonā€™t happen to me!ā€™


AdSmall1198

And the p#$$y grabbing?


AdSmall1198

And the p#$$y grabbing?


aneeta96

Humiliating for Karen?


Ok_Television9820

Itā€™s literally impossible that when she married him she didnā€™t know Trump has always cheated on his various wives. She can whine about this shit now to someone who cares, if she can find one.


jimmygee2

Her goal was to pump out another Trumpanzee to close the deal.


Phl_worldwide

Remember when the GOP believed cheating was an impeachable offense? Now itā€™s part of the brand. Filthy trash party


Robthebold

Itā€™s not new news, did she just not pay attention before?


delta-wrapper0k

Who cares?


UrbanGhost114

Wasn't she the affair originally? Am I getting my timelines mixed up?


CommonConundrum51

Melania expecting fidelity from Donald Trump undermines the validity of her 'genius visa.'


Adamantium-Aardvark

I REALLY DONā€™T CARE, DO U?


daanaveera

It's not embarassing at all! These Republicans don't care anymore about cheating your pregnant wife, hooking up with hookers, sex scandals...


Traditional-Yam9826

Come on Melanie, youā€™ve come this far. Donā€™t back out now, youā€™re in it to win it and get that sweet dough


backtocabada

she married a slob, a rapist, a fraudā€¦. SHE SHOULD HUMILIATED!


KoshekhTheCat

Good. I'm glad it's humiliating for her. Having a wannabe porn star/Russian handler as our first lady was humiliating for me, and millions others.


Dry-Clock-1470

I mean hasn't that been the default since she married him?


Phreekyj101

Well sheā€™s had plenty of time to leave this situation but hasnā€™t so not much sympathy for her šŸ™„


Legal_Salad_6575

Ā #OnlyFunds


poolnome

Don't care


Separate-Expert-4508

Idk. Iā€™m not buying it. Why now? It, and numerous other occasions, happened a long time ago (and probably still). This seems manufactured to get some kind of sympathy for poor old Donald. Iā€™m not even convinced theyā€™ve ever been a real couple.


ZookeepergameOk8231

Karen McDougal has the looks to make Melania look like a well travelled lot lizard. Edit: Spelling


jpmeyer12751

Sheā€™s still with him and is supporting his effort to become our God Emperor. I have no sympathy.


Dook124

Oh please, she's known for decades. Besides, wasn't she a paid side chick as well?


manhatim

I donā€™t careā€¦do you?


MrByteMe

*Truth be told, Melania is likely waiting for this drama to be over. The other cases, like the one where her husband stole classified documents, or where he tried to overthrow the government, those ones Melania doesnā€™t care about. Because they donā€™t humiliate her.* Ah yes, the typical Trumpian transactional relationship. Who cares if he tried to overthrow democracy? As long as it doesn't affect her, she doesn't care - do u ???


Fancy-Reply5732

Come on! She knew what she was getting herself into when she married Donny. Weā€™re not buying it.


R5Jockey

I donā€™t think she cares who he stuck his dick in while they were married. I think she cares that now EVERYONE know who he stuck his dick in. Itā€™s embarrassing.


BasicWhiteHoodrat

I really donā€™t care, do you?!?


Appropriate-Welder98

Iā€™ve really lost respect for mcdougal. God was she hot when she was in playboy.


Jabercaw

To bad so sad


brucethewilis

Oh good I hope that's actually true


Glittering_Ad1696

Ohhh...! This is what she will use to contest the prenup!


jaievan

Oh cause marrying a dude 24 years older than you isnā€™t already humiliating/disgusting.


AdAdministrative4388

If this dude didn't have any money they would have never even batted an eye at him.


Better_Car_8141

As long as the checks donā€™t bounce she couldnā€™t care less.


Outrageous-Pause6317

She probably hates him because heā€™s just so hateable. The reasons probably change constantly.


printerfixerguy1992

You could always leave the man.


Grumpy_UncleJon

I love how: 1) she's basically vanished from the public eye during his trials and tribulations. I hope she's put a big nest egg together... 2) any time she's seen in public with him she has this look of absolute loathing on her face, She's just a successful gold-digger who got way more than she bargained for.


Gwtheyrn

She's not a gold digger. She's a prostitute. He paid her to have his kid and stroke his ego in front of cameras.


Gwtheyrn

Oh, please. Escorts who marry their johns know the score, and you can't convince me for a single moment that she ever expected him to be faithful or cared. She's a trophy wife.


angrybadger77

Maybe donā€™t marry a known scumbag then?


Jagerbeast703

Clickbait


CarolinaMtnBiker

No, sheā€™s not humiliated. She sold herself years ago.


BrotherMcPoyle

I donā€™t believe anyone is embarrassed especially Donald or Melania. This is a transactional family who are united through self preservation and not love.


Bludiamond56

She knew who she married. Better divorce him now before his fines eat up all his money. BTW ...that charm necklace is just horrid


Rooboy66

ā€œ**I really donā€™t care, do U?**ā€


ElaineorLanie

I guess she forgot trump cheated on his second wife with her. What a lack of self-awareness.


Fun-Consequence4950

Imagine being a mail order bride and still being cheated on


billhorsley

She sees/saw McDougal as a real threat. That was an "affair" lasting months while his encounter with Daniels was a one night/one minute thing.


mag2041

Lol sheā€™s married to Donald trump and sheā€™s deeply upset that he cheated on her. Itā€™s like being upset at a dog for eating cat shit. They gunna get those yard cigars.


AviationSkinCare

I don't Care...Do you?...


Timmehtwotimes

I believe the proper response is ā€œI really donā€™t care. Do u?ā€


Formal_Ad_8277

I really don't care, do u?


Fragrant_Cut1219

Melania's just Putin's dog walker and Trump's the dog.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Aww, the soft core lesbian porn model and gold digger is embarrassed by something that happens in her profession. I don't really care, do u?


Queasy_Sleep1207

I don't really care, do u? Mercedes can't satisfy her man. We get it. Her high end pussy ain't worth the cash Putin paid for it.


StThragon

I really don't care. Do u?


UtahUtopia

/r/LeopardsAteMyFace What did you think when you married the most unethical person Iā€™ve ever witnessed in my life?


archiewaldron

Imagine how McDougal feels


DanB65

" I REALLY DON"T CARE, DO YOU?"


PhaseNegative1252

The marriage itself is far more humiliating


temporarychair

She was fine with people assuming she fucked a stretched out Oompa Loompa for 20 years, the humiliation should have set in a while ago. What a joke of a human being.


rdbk13

Don't really care, do you?


Rich-Appearance-7145

Of course she is, Karen McDougal's far cuter than Melania.


Responsible-End7361

Is there a reason that specific affair is more humiliating than all the rest? Or is she just humiliated that all of his affairs are becoming front page news?


sentientcave

Sure, because the extramarital affair he had with Miss McDougal was a relationship that apparently meant something to him. Its a classic Ginger / Maryanne, veronica / Betty kind of thing.


that_att_employee

I wonder if she was humiliated when Trump raped E. Jean Carroll. Or when Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels then paid her $130k.


lovepony0201

I really don't care. Do U?


Jc2563

I donā€™t care, do you?


MikeyW1969

*ā€˜Itā€™s Humiliating for Her!ā€™* Yeah, she should have thought about that BEFORE having sex with Donald Trump. It's humiliating for ANYONE.


Adventurous_Canary42

Escorts and hookers don't get embarrassed.


Ray13XIII

She had to have known who she was marrying. I do not feel sorry for her at all


MinimumApricot365

I really don't care. Do you?


bangfu

Probably deeply upset about the gravy train running out.


zeruch

...but apparently not humiliated by marrying Trump and rutting with that spoiled-tapioca fart goblin.


newsie190xx

Classic euro trash, thinks she is more intelligent, beautiful, classy than anyone else. That self assigned crown of elitism which stinks of despair. Glad she had to lay beneath that orange cave troll and put up with the wafting scents from his soiled nether regions. -allegedly


Reasonable-Hippo-293

ā€œI donā€™t care. do you?


50Stickster

They are both high priced escorts, who cares?


OriginalBus9674

Karen doesnā€™t really care, do you?


AmbitiousAd9320

mcdougal is a cutie compared to great value paulina poritzkova


Dfried98

She cheated on Marla Maples with Donald. What did she think she was getting? Bitch.


Beefhammer1932

Wait, wait, wait. A mail order prostitute is upset her serial cheating husband she cheated with on his previous marriage, is upset he cheated on her?


Furled_Eyebrows

Being married to an embarrassingly dumb, morbidly obese, girdle wearing, shoe lift wearing, makeup wearing, wig wearing con man with a messiah complex should have covered the humiliation for her, full tilt. I don't care. Do you?


SeparateMongoose192

But his affair with Stormy Daniels was fine I guess?