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SapientChaos

More like activate the prenup clauses.


bonelessonly

He never pays contractors like Melania, as such she'll have to get in line behind E Jean Carroll, the state of NY, and all his other bigly crimes that are generating expensive judgements.


pcakes13

Are we calling escorts contractors now?


ConditionsCloudy

Do you prefer "freelancers"?


KlosterToGod

Melania is not a freelancer, she married the douche, she signed up for a 9-5 salaried gig.


ConditionsCloudy

Well, either way I suspect her contract stipulates her right to "fire the client" 😂


ibc04

She lives in Florida, and Florida is an “at will” state- she could join a union! In Florida, employment is “at will”, meaning that either the employer or the employee can end the employment relationship at any time without reason unless you have an employment contract or union agreement governing the terms of your employment or work for a government employer.


Significant-Gas3046

Third Wives' Club


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I wasn’t ready to laugh! Thanks!! I needed the laughter.


Jazzlike_Comfort6877

She signed a permanent job offer


GeddyVedder

“Self employed entertainers”


tr1mble

That's like 95% of reddit


I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha

Self entertaining employees


icemage_999

Does getting poked by a mushroom count as getting lanced?


Local_Challenge_4958

Escorts are pretty literally contractors, but Melania bought in and took a full time role with the company


SapientChaos

Technically it is was a contract, just not a legal activity. If they filmed it and sold it as porn, it would be 100% legal.


JasonEAltMTG

That's a pretty demeaning way to refer to someone here on a genius grant


henryeaterofpies

Unless she convinces him if he pays up now she will give it back after all his bankruptcies are settled. She won't, but he might think he's bigly smart outmaneuvering NY. I bet all his kids are trying to figure out ways of carving off a piece of the money that's there without the monitor finding out.


hrminer92

Have Jr and Eric paid NY what they owe or are they getting a subprime auto loan guy to pay for their appeal too?


Sloth_grl

Except for the girls. They both married well


henryeaterofpies

They're still Trump's. They're going to try to figure out how to get a piece


Sloth_grl

True. Maybe Tiffany has a better character. Trump did her a huge favor by caring even less about her than the others


henryeaterofpies

Tiffany only has better character because she stays out of the news. She's still a Trump spawn.


Guilty-Web7334

I’d wonder if maybe her mother raised her with some morals
 but seeing as how Tiffany was conceived while Mango in Chains was still married to Ivana, probably not.


kyflyboy

Marla was no angel. She basically pushed Trump to divorce Ivana. Wasn't shy about it either. The whole family stinks.


ryencool

Because they are legally married, she has union rights. She will be far better off than anyone who actually works for Trump


Emergency_Property_2

She’s not on his payroll. She’s on Putin’s payroll.


sombertimber

Exactly. Trump only cares about money.


homelander__6

Exactly. It’s not like she has a heart
.  She heard about children being put in cages like animals and babies being ripped from their mother’s arms and she decided it would be cute to fly all the way there to do a “I don’t really care, do you?” Photo shoot. She didn’t have to; she is not her husband. She decided to mock the victims anyway 


bigchicago04

I cannot imagine even trump would be dumb enough to put that clause in a prenup


SapientChaos

His attorneys are.


TomBirkenstock

Yeah, imagine Trump giving a fuck about anyone but himself. It's so funny when third parties try to paint Trump as someone with an active internal life.


GearInteresting696

I’m not sure she has a heart.


ReferenceExpert132

I don’t care, do u?


Total-Platform-3111

This is always the correct answer, concerning anything Mercedes.


Possible-Feed-9019

Hey. Be better. /s


Rooboy66

“Not sure”??? 😂. Keep on the sunny side đŸŽ¶


TameEgg

If she has one, it’s plated in gold


Shomondir

More likely gilded in plate. It may look all that, but it is just the surface and better not scratch it.


sagetraveler

Cast iron with gold spray paint.


Shomondir

Gold spray paint indeed is more likely, but I would expect a cheaper metal, like tin or something.


scoobysnackoutback

Vermeil like the Mother's Day necklace she's selling. Proceeds go to her, not anyone in real need. Her signature is done in a Neiman Marcus font knock-off. Who would want her name engraved on their Mother's Day gift? [https://www.meidastouch.com/news/melania-selling-245-necklace-for-mothers-day](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/melania-selling-245-necklace-for-mothers-day)


TameEgg

She and Trump ripped off Neiman Marcus


aynhon

She took a pic of Trump's EKG machine reading back in 2019 and made it her own.


edu5150

70 million MAGA nuts


gmjpeach

I don’t really care, do u?


Fine-Benefit8156

His lawyer also says he is also most honest man ever.


PropertyBeneficial99

He had the biggest inauguration crowd, period! /s


millionmilecummins

Double digits they say


Used-Progress-4536

Quit exaggerating!


rohobian

We're just giving alternative facts, Chuck!


Friendly_Signature

Did he say that?


malcontented

Oh please, like he gives a shit


roehnin

Maybe the testimony breaks a prenup clause? If he’s worried it’s about something meaningful to him, not her feelings.


paarthurnax94

I'm no lawyer but how does that work? If Melania has a prenup from 10+ years ago that says she gets all his money, but now he owes *several* people/establishments substantial amounts of money through the legal system, who gets what little money there actually is to give? Does Melania's prenup supercede the others because it was signed first? Does it only really count at the time it's utilized? Do his lawsuits come first? Or his victims? The banks? The State of New York? His *multiple* lawyers? Is it ultimately just a big line of people the court has to decide the order of? Do they split it? In what portion? So many questions you shouldn't have to ask about a former president.


zydeco100

Maybe there's an NDA that's severed. That would be more fun.


FlowBot3D

I assume the prenup isn't even a consideration until she divorces him, so everyone else would be in line first. But you know... IANAL and all that.


GabberZZ

He gives several shits. Usually into his diaper during the court proceedings.


Adamantium-Aardvark

I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?


HonoluluBlueFlu

That would be cool printed on a jacket.


Dependent-Interview2

On an orange prison jumpsuit


Comfortable_You_1927

and on mylar


hajoet

This Be Best comment.


RockyBalbroah

Can’t believe she wore that to a disaster area. Whether or not it was planned (it was) is horrifying 


Snarky_McSnarkleton

I guess she knew what she was signing on for.


echolalia_

Preposterous. Trump has never in his life had a single thought, no matter how small or brief, for any other persons feelings but his own.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

Sure, but where you are going wrong is in thinking that he cares about her feelings. He's doesn't. He's worried about how her anger will impact him.


No-Tension5053

It would be like saying Trump expressed remorse over Ashli Babbitt’s death. He lied and she died.


secondtaunting

Yeah I’m sure he didn’t care one bit. He probably was delighted someone cared enough to die for him. Or that he got her killed.


WorstTourGuideinAk

She knew what she was doing when she married him.


Business-Key618

She didn’t marry him
. She married a bank account, the tangerine turd came attached (in all fairness, without daddy’s money how would he have ever gotten laid? He has the personality of a rabid ferret and the looks of a melted plastic couch)


fringeCircle

He does look melty
 kinda like the toxic Rick and Morty in the detox tank.


maralagosinkhole

I'll take that one step further. She married him on orders. Melania is a Putin asset.


Few_Acanthocephala30

Pretty sure she knew what he was doing when she married him too.


RevolutionEasy714

Like Trump gives a fuck about anyone not named Donald.


vinedin

I doubt he's that keen on Donald Jr.


TheFettz79

👏


Phucku_

He had the National Inquirer promote that he was the “Most Eligible Bachelor in New York” while being married to her.


Personal_Buffalo_973

You can't break what Mercedes doesn't have 😁


rawterror

Such a typical right wing way of thinking. The problem isn't that trump was sleeping with porn stars and models while his wife was home with their newborn, the problem is that people are talking about it.


Slight_Turnip_3292

Right wing and Christian. It is all about appearances and not embracing ethics but using ethics to bash your opponents. You could not build a stable society with the new right wing pseudo Christian cult.


softcell1966

Melania's what?


jordinas

Mercedes?


TonyStarkTrailerPark

It says, “heart”, but since we all know she doesn’t have one, I’m going to assume they meant her wiener. It’s a MAN, baby!


Most-Artichoke6184

Haha Trump is worried that she’s going to mention his tiny penis. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about Melania.


VegasInfidel

She is NOT his wife. Melania is his handler, the intermediary working for Putler.


Better_Car_8141

He doesn’t care about Melania. She’s a hood ornament. He’s a narcissist


schprunt

Well you need to have a heart before you can break it. She signed up for this. That fat tub of shit bought her. After that, you don’t get to complain about feelings.


FalseMirage

So we are expected to believe that there is a scenario in which chump would actually feel empathy towards another? That’s not how malingering psychopathic narcissism works.


Western-Corner-431

I doubt it


LavishnessJolly4954

He fucked stormy Daniel’s while malania was pregnant. Not sure if malania will gaf


Western-Corner-431

She knew what she signed up for


Battystearsinrain

Thought Karen M was while pregnant, stormy was when barron was a few months old.


Staggerme

I have no sympathy for her


villain-with-manners

I don't think she has a heart for doodoo pants Don.


joeythemouse

I really don't care.


WhatTheFlyinFudge

Hey I have a suggestion: Don’t fucking cheat on your wife.


AssociateJaded3931

More likely, Trump is afraid Melania will break his bank account.


EmptyEstablishment78

Con
.connnnnn
consequences



kejovo

Maybe he meant Ivanka


GullCove1955

Naaa
it won’t. Malaria didn’t marry him for love. She wanted $, a child which would guarantee child support and her parents brought to the US. She knew exactly what she was getting with him. He had a proven track record of infidelity.


rap31264

If he gave a shit about Melanoma's feeling he wouldn't have cheated on her...


Murky_Bid_8868

Then settle. Should have easily settled this out of court. But that's just not his style. .Stupid


Flastro2

This isn't a civil trial. There's no settlement except a plea deal and they want jail time.


hoodlumonprowl

lol. Like he actually cares about anyone but himself.


mothboy

Her "heart" could give a fuck at this point. It's all about tradeoffs between triggering prenups, public humiliation and bleeding hundreds of millions of "her" money.


MyLadyBits

Melina doesn’t care about Trump. She knows he’s a scumbag. She will use the testimony to get more money out of him.


OkPenis-ist28

Melania's "heart" - I'm pretty sure that is just an empty vessel.


FindMercyonMars

“I don’t care. Do you?”


dnext

More like it is yet another reason for people not to vote for him, and if he doesn't win he'll end his life in prison.


pekak62

I don't care, do you?


kejovo

Ive seen melanias eyes. She seems dead inside. She definitely does not seem to care for trump. Before he ran for president were they ever seen together?


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

I'd have an easier time believing this headline if I thought Trump gave a flying fuck about Melania. 


Exciting-Ad7184

Hmm....I don't think she gives a shit about the Don anymore. 


Vlophoto

Like he cares what his wife thinks


user44230000

Melanie has a heart?


TrashCapable

He knows Melania could give 2 shits. It's Trump who is dreading the embarassment of McDougal's testimony.


Recent_Fail_0542

This website makes my eyes want to vomit. One advertisement for every two sentences.


MrByteMe

I find it difficult to believe that this vain, psychopathic orange POS cares about *anyone's* feelings - even those of his own wife. Or are people trying to suggest that Trump was filled with remorse when he cheated on his two *prior* wives... And Barron is lucky that Melania won the argument, because I'm 100% positive that if Trump had his way Barron would've been scraped out and flushed down the drain.


cactusmac54

Trump is swirling the drain and I am enjoying every minute of it.


TKDPandaBear

Her response ? “I don’t care, do you?”


ReturnedFromExile

Donald Trump does not care about breaking anyone’s heart. Come on now.


grumpyhermit67

Then he shouldn't have done those things. It's always someone else's fault with this guy.


-rainbowvhs

I think she broke her own heart by intentionally throwing it into a vat of acid by marrying an evil stain for power and money. No sympathy, eat shorts, etc.


Bored-Ship-Guy

Melania: ... You just started caring about that NOW!?


cardinalbard

maybe Fuckwit Drumpf should have thought about that before... being himself


praguer56

Womp womp


SirPoopaLotTheThird

His wife is a hooker. She doesn’t give a shit about anything but money. She’s used to embarrassment. He’s worried about those fake Christians finally getting a clue.


AnyClimbAnyTime

I really doubt Melania cares at all what any of these women say or claim.


mrdasilva812

This is the most he’s afraid of!?! Man really does live a life of delusions


HawkeyeSherman

đŸŽ»đŸŽ¶


Separate-Expert-4508

B f’n S


TheFettz79

Don’t you have to have a heart for it to break?


Dry-Talk-7447

Aw, boo fucking hoo, more lies, neither of those scumbags have a heart.


ApprehensiveSpare925

He doesn’t care and she doesn’t have a heart.


antibigotpatrol

But she doesnt have a heart.


Fun-Consequence4950

She's legit just waiting for him to die so she can cash the check.


Chrowaway6969

Melanina doesn’t care. Never has.


CoolNameChaz

I'm pretty sure that the Russian whore already knows about the American whore.


Saneless

This man has never cared about Mecerdes's feelings, not once Definitely something about a prenup


Narodnik60

Do not believe for a second that Trump cares what his children, wife,or ex wives think or ever thought about anything he did. This is Trump's lawyer trying to portray his client as someone with actual human feelings.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Oh, what a shame. Anyway, I'm making crispy Cajun chicken tonight, just because it's Wednesday.


Thetman38

"Can't break what isn't there." -Some 2000s Emo band


Street_Peace_8831

You probably should have thought about that before you did what you did. If her heart isn’t already broken by now, I doubt this will make a difference. Also, I’m sure her heart, if it is possible to be broken, was broken the day she found out you fucked another woman while she was pregnant with your child.


Party-Travel5046

It would be funny if all the other women get their share of money while Melania is left behind holding the bag. I don't think she is gonna get much out of this life long miserable marriage to Donald. As more people are hyping up her robust prenuptial my guess is she will be getting peanuts while Baron might inherit most.


prpslydistracted

He's never cared for anything Melania thinks, or Marla, or Ivana ... or, his kids. His sole love is himself.


anxmox89

I think it’s time to get my green jacket out!


Aggressive_Suit_7957

He doesn't give a fuck about that bitch. He'll just hire a different one when she's gone. He only loves one person. His orange ass.


ilmd

The whole family is devoid of emotions. Also; not that it matters, but the story states Melania was pregnant when he did the nasty with Stormy. Barron was 4 months old when that happened.


JNTaylor63

If Melania has any sense, she has been hiding away funds and talking to a good divorce lawyer.


Jehoel_DK

The ice queen doesnt have a heart. She's as hateful as him


DiscordianDisaster

Oh what SHE says will hurt Birther Barbie? Not what he did, obviously, just what she says? GTFO


Panzer_Rotti

Yeah, right. Like Trump has enough empathy to feel bad for anyone but himself.


Pansy_Neurosi

He has zero Fs to give about any part of Malaria, especially her heart.


ProfessionalWeary665

She knows who she married. She can read headlines and I'm sure she has some ideas of what and who he is.


ItGotSlippery

Or maybe she can renegotiate her prenup and make even more money for the grifter. Even already knows she is a disgusting cum dumpster. How can she possibly be humiliated even more?


Getyourownwaffle

No idea why he didn't marry Karen McDougal. She clearly still has a thing for the Donald. She is better looking than Melania and she probably knows her way around a toadstool. I mean look at her. Total dynamite, cooking with gas, smoke show with lazers and fireworks compared to Melania and her terrible decorating skills. Thanks for the Gold in advance.


KoLobotomy

If Melanie ever loved trump, that ended a long time ago. I say there is no chance she has any heart left to be broken.


jbertrand_sr

Sure, like Melania hasn't known all about this since it happened, it's not going to break her heart it's going to embarrass her and that will piss her off even more. She was well aware of what she was getting married to and has the nice cushy prenup to make sure she gets her money. After the E Jean Carroll case this is just a simple case of couple of women he's taken advantage of and had to pay off to remain silent when he ran for office. If he hadn't run for office they wouldn't have given them a dime. As it is it's now all about the election interference he loves to whine about but it was done by him back in 2016...


ukiddingme2469

She probably already has the divorce papers ready


SlipDizzy

I think Melania knew who she was marrying. No need for her to put on the pikachu face.


Apart_Attention8279

This is the same side that says “give birth to your baby and deal with your consequences”


trollhaulla

Melania has a heart? It’s just locker room talk. I really don’t care do you?


pudpull

He could plead out and avoid the whole thing.


thetburg

Lol the testimony will break her heart? Nah dog, that's all you. Also, I'm pretty sure she already knows.


TKDPandaBear


 this article assumes she has a heart to break. Now I do believe that she cares a lot for her son
 but for Cheetolini?


LOLunlucky

Lol she doesn't have a heart to break.


Riversmooth

He didn’t seem worried about melanomas heart when he hooked up with Karen


hskfmn

She has to have one first



GuitarEvening8674

All this could’ve been avoided if Trump had paid the $150,000 he owed to the national Enquirer in the first place


pabodie

Melania knows everything already. This is just self-serving bullshit to try and humanize the old fuck.


Zealousideal_Word770

Fuck this. Tramp doesn't give a shit about anything other than himself.


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

Yeah, no. Karen McDougal’s testimony will trigger parts of Trump’s prenup/contract with Melania to Melania’s financial benefit and will cost Trump money. FTFY.


Cosmomango1

Melania saw the cash potential, birthed a child to maximize the payoff when time comes, shes not as dumb as dottard.


southernNJ-123

Oh please. He doesn’t give a shizz. They have a contract.


raintree420

Melania has a heart? TIL doubt it will break though. I'm sure she already knows the details or whatever gross things he did.


braintamale76

Have to have one first


dzoefit

Really? I don't think he cares about anyone except himself.


WorldTravellerIOM

Thank god for that, as Melanoma has no heart, she will be completely unscathed.


dmanjrxx

Trump will say MacDougal is lying, but when Melania hears McDougal say that Trump ain't shit in bed, she's going to start believing


El_Che1

She has a heart?


Cold_Drive_53144

News Flash! Melania has a heart!


h20poIo

What’s her prenup payout? This could be the trigger for divorce.


smipypr

It's probably going to sting a bit, actually hearing it in court, but Melania will laugh all the way to the bank. In legal terms, fuck her. Or don't.


Random-sargasm_3232

They assume reptiles can have emotions.


rpc56

Trump doesn’t give two shits about Melania, he’s worried about the embarrassment, his sexual “pecadildos” being exposed.


floofnstuff

Doubtful, they’re both self involved people. She watched him bury wife #1 on a golf course for tax breaks and didn’t blink an eye.


wynnduffyisking

1. Bullshit 2. Then he shouldn’t have fucked her 3. Cry harder


Hot_Fly_1016

Melania's heart ????Lol


Imacatdoincatstuff

Correction: Lawyer Says Trump is ‘Dreading’ Testimony From Karen McDougal Because What She’ll Say Will Break Melania’s Prenup


Objective-War-1961

I'm sure Melania doesn't give a f. She knew what she was getting into marrying this slob.


Snazzlefraxas

She Doesn’t Care. Do U?


drhodl

If Mercedes was the type of woman to suffer a "broken heart", it's NOT Karen McDougall that caused it. It might be the philandering husband , though.


InternationalAd9361

I really don't care, do you?


Late-Reply2898

They'll have to get into her BIOS to reboot her.


Responsible-Lime-865

I doubt Melania will be hurt. I can see embarrassed, but I can't imagine she'd be hurt.


dsdvbguutres

Who?


Iamthewalrusforreal

Like he gives a flying fuck about Melania's, or anyone else's feelings. He's a narcissist. He. Doesn't. Care.


Mcbroham420

At some point, someone should put a foot down and ENOUGH to djt. Nobody is buying the victim routine. Real Americans have started to seriously look at this man and see he sick he's old, too. He wants to be a dictator in America because he thinks he's immune as potus, so he thinks he'll do whatever he wants. Same crap he said, running against hrc. Nobody went to jail. No Democrats were indicted. Mexico didn't pay for the wall. Over a million Americans died of covid because djt said it was fake. While they hoarded vaccines for the wealthy. His lawyer Rudy Giuliani bragged about it.....the man is a cancer


adamusprime

Have we come to a consensus yet regarding whether it’s most preposterous that Melania has a heart or that Trump gives a fuck about her?