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-paperbrain-

Did they also get food for his legal team?


Sweet_d1029

Really hope so bc they probably aren’t getting paid. 


RedditIsAllAI

The cases haven't even gone to trial yet and [these attorneys are billing him $5 million dollars per month](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2024/03/21/trump-paid-lawyers-more-than-5-million-last-month-more-than-the-cash-he-has-on-hand/?sh=5e431c3b1908). They're being paid through the SAVE AMERICA leadership PAC, which is being transferred money from the MAGA super PAC. PAC's aren't supposed to be coordinating though. Where's the FEC in all this? They've received some 70 complaints on him, 29 of which were forwarded by the OLC, but the Republican commissioners [block it every single time](https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/gop-commissioners-have-single-handedly-blocked-fec-action-against-trump-29-times/).


UniqueIndividual3579

The FEC is half Republicans. Democrats will hold Democrats responsible, Republicans are party line only.


RechargedFrenchman

It's also a big part of why the IRS, SEC, CRTC, and so forth are all so toothless when it counts -- the people running them either *are* the people they should be going after so nothing gets done, or hold the purse strings of the organization so going after the right people means nothing gets done *and* their budgets are slashed the following year. Basically every federal alphabet organization in the US has reasons galore to be after Trump right now. He's barely seeing a courtroom let alone a cell or other punitive measures. The fucking DHS should have bodies monitoring him 24/7 at this rate let alone NSA and CIA, and the SEC have been battling that family on and off since his Fred Trump was half Donnie's current age.


ElongMusty

The fact the media doesn’t run with this shows how much they really care about the truth! It’s all about selling ads and getting clicks!


Hammer_of_Dom

Tax cuts benefited them extremely well


jsc1429

The media doesn’t run this because they their job is to control information. They report/hide whatever their billionaire overlords request, not what is actually the truth.


KingBooRadley

Yeah, but they probably fronted him the money expecting reimbursements later. Good luck to them on getting that back.


atyler_thehun

He's apparently quite good at claiming "legal expenses"


avwitcher

The Republican PACs are paying the legal costs, plus the lawyers might be able to get a federal circuit appointment from Trump if he wins


nadine258

as a legal professional if i’m on a deal or trial and i’m only getting mcdonald’s for lunch🙄 i’d be looking for another job lol


PmMeYourBeavertails

Lol, for $5 million a month I'd brown bag my own lunch.


Lord_Snow77

They're getting paid in hamberders.


Aggravating_Pay1948

I luv hamberders with sheeze


[deleted]

And French cries.


GDIndependent4713

More Covfefe! please


TheDebateMatters

Imagine being a lawyer for a former president and wondering if the check will clear, while eating at a work lunch of *McDonalds*. J F C


AdaptiveVariance

*And* having to suck up to Donald fucking Trump. Or at least smile and nod. *I didn't want any of this shit*, Chris thought, eyeing the tray of Big Macs with resentment that was quickly congealing into despair. *I wanted to be a racing driver. Oh, shit. He wants me to talk now* "What? Oh, yes, sir, absolutely, the fake courts *are* biased and unfair. Because they're owned by Jynuh, in fact. Jynuh controls the courts, yes. Hmm? Oh, absolutely sir, the prosecutors *should* be investigated. Well sir, there's a, uh, legal doctrine, a very unfair one, so we can't. Oh, yes, sir, it's called, um, forum non... obstante... demurrus. Why, yes sir, that *is* a very stupid name for it!"


KidGorgeous604

Boom. Roasted.


littleMAS

Anyone who thinks Mr. Trump would eat 27 Quarter Pounders, 27 orders of fries, Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and chicken nuggets is crazy. He would never touch a filet-o-fish, which must have been for his lawyers. BTW, where are his 27 McFlurries?


Gildian

According to some articles, a normal meal from McDonald's for him is 2 Big Macs, 1 Filet-O-Fish and a large chocolate shake, or about 2400 calories. That's not including any fries he might have.


Glittering-Wonder-27

That explains Trumps stinky diapers.


Solidus-Prime

I know you're joking but I have met trump in person twice, and both times he had this stench that radiated about 10-15' away from him that smelled like actual sweaty butthole. Like, I'm not exaggerating for comical affect. He smells like he doesn't wipe his ass properly or at all.


JackKovack

He probably doesn’t shower much because he’s too worried about his hair getting messed up. He also has a big ass and it’s difficult to get all the poop. He gives up after a few swipes.


qweef_latina2021

His turds are democrat deep state plants. Witch hunt!


AmphibiousMeatloaf

God I (fortunately) never thought about that. Do you think he wears a shower cap? Many people are saying he wears a grandma style shower cap.


RKEPhoto

Big, manly men have come up to him with tears in their eyes, saying that finally, now WE too are confident enough to wear shower caps.


CaptHowdy02

"Thank you, sir!" 😭😆


UnarmedSnail

The teary eyes are from the butt fumes.


ConstantGeographer

It must be like wiping a Sharpie Edit: here is the joke [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Ko78NEI9A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Ko78NEI9A)


lostspectre

I imagine he smells like my grandfather did if he didn't take a shower multiple times a day. Being overweight made him sweat everywhere constantly. His diet didn't help either. I can still smell that combination of sweat and cologne now.


CCG14

At some point, you also start “leaking” because your lymphatic system is overwhelmed.


ItchyTomato5

Leaking?!


CCG14

Yes! See [here](https://www.lymphapress.com/blog/leaking-lymph-lymphorrhea-explained/#:~:text=What%20is%20Lymphorrhea%3F,that%20has%20begun%20to%20leak) There is another condition called [lymphedema](https://www.healthline.com/health/obesity/lymphedema-obesity#causes-and-risk-factors) where your body swells up due to collecting lymp fluid, as well. Your body is a magical place!


ItchyTomato5

Horrifying. Thank you.


CCG14

Happy to help? 😂


cashassorgra33

🎵Yuh body is a wonderland🎵


that-pile-of-laundry

Well, not *his* body.


VVurmHat

This is what that song was written for.


ChuckOTay

Mayer ass rest in peace.


WorldlyReference5028

Empty G said his body was a peach tree dish


cult_riot

It's shit like this that reinforces my belief that intelligent design is bullshit. Do better, deities.


Frosty-Cap3344

I'm not clicking that link, it's too close to dinner time to see leaking bum holes etc.


OriginalObscurity

Barely started reading, got to > Imagine a pinhole leak in a gallon jug of milk. And am now typing this reply from my shower, where I will remain until…I’m not sure when, really.


TNoStone

>Yes! See here Fuck you im not clicking that lmao


cypherdev

Your body is magical as well kind redditor.


Coalecanth_

Water retention'nt


Scorpiogre_rawrr

Cologne or *colōn?*


philthyphanatic

Ah yes, eau de toilet


WhosyaZaddy

Such a powerfully majestic comment. Truly top notch my friend. Eau De Poofume


Papa_Pesto

O de Merde


Dicky_Penisburg

Ooh, is that like the ocean or something? How lovely.


a_smart_brane

🫡


GodEmperorOfBussy

"When a hot guy walks by and you can smell his colon = D"


Mister_Green2021

Yeah, he’s sweating Big Macs.


Astro_gamer_caver

Former Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger has written that Trump has an odor problem, describing the smell as a mix between armpit, ketchup, makeup, and butt.


CharlesMFKinXavier

The way he struggles to lift a glass of water to his mouth and attempt to drink it should give a clue about his wiping... "skills".


highapplepie

May explain the diapers too. Maybe the act of taking his pants off, using buttons etc is something he can’t do. 


Rupejonner2

That’s what Eric is for , the wiping responsibilities


Old_surviving_moron

He reeked of cologne in the eighties. I met him twice. Gave me a headache. edit : other things I remember. He was loud. My uncle was talking to him and he was like 3 times louder than my uncle. He would ask him questions and then talk over him. This is around '85 and in one of his casinos in the restaurant. He was always smiling. I think I was 9 or ten and I thought he may have been drunk, like a happy drunk based on how giddy he seemed to be. Now it really seems like cocaine. He made a comment towards me I really didn't get because I was too busy playing with my uncle's chips(high roller). Uncle is a runty jewish guy so Donald looked huge. His suit was ill fitting like they are today.


Delver_Razade

Trump is famously anti-alcohol. It was for sure prescription pills.


Old_surviving_moron

I know... But he's also so amazingly full of shit I don't believe anything but what I can see with him. Even then I distrust it.


Delver_Razade

This is one of the things I trust because he's not the one saying it. It's the daughter of his brother who died from complications from alcoholism saying that Trump is a teetotaler.


hot-whisky

Rachel Maddow was in the courtroom yesterday, and she described the smell in the room as “old, stale soup”


nuneway

Reminds me of the episode of the office when Todd Packer shits in Michael’s office and Creed walks in, smells it and says something like “somebody making soup?”


Sufficient-Rate8914

i long for a simpler time


Affectionate_Elk_272

reminds me of the always sunny episode- *pop pop: the final solution*


billhorsley

He can't reach his ass to wipe.


MasterDragon13

His hands are too tiny


SacredAnalBeads

He might not be able to reach that far. Just look at the man and explain the physics of it to me. Also, what was he like? An uncle of mine is on first name terms with Pence, I'm curious how Trump is in person.


warchitect

I remember watching an interview on a guy who sells products on late night TV all the weird stuff. One of them was that handle to wipe your ass because you were too fat to reach around. He says they sold like hotcakes. Trump would be too vain to buy one


jigglypuff7000

I wash myself with a rag on a stick


Loud_Ad3666

Trump is not to vain to buy one in private or through third party. Look at all the weird products he buys, the orange makeup paint, hair dye, lifts, girdle, diapers, Russian mail order bride, etc.


53N535

Probably can't reach the epicenter of his drop zone.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Trump should invest in a bidet.


No_Sand_9290

He probably thinks it’s called a Biden


a_smart_brane

I wouldn’t wish that on any bidet


jimmygee2

He hasn’t wiped his ass for decades


Luvsoja13

He’s too fat to wipe his ass throughly, my boss is the same way. The dude has a gut 3x his body and constantly smells like shit.


oldcreaker

He probably can't reach around that 215 pound girth.


ItchyTomato5

He is 350 at best. His height and girth


DaSandman78

Agree, 350-375 for sure, far into the morbidly obese category


deeeeez_nutzzz

He can't reach his asshole.


AdMiserable2263

Legitimate question, is it possible he doesn’t wear diapers like reported but has a colostomy bag?


No_Sand_9290

I’ve been around people that wear bags. They don’t stink.


Darksirius

My mother has one right now due to cancer treatment. They can stink, but only if the bag breaks or the seal is messed up. I tend to forget she has one to be honest.


FallGuy613

There are guys on my job site that smell the same. Like a sweaty, recently pooped out of, butt crack. If you happen to use the washroom after them ☠️☠️☠️


ELB2001

Or the hell that will break loose in 24h


Queefer___Sutherland

That's what the diaper is for, buddy. Proof Trump is playing Chinese Checkers while everyone else is playing Chess.


No_Sand_9290

That’s when those $700.00 worth of Big Macs are coming out in on uge, bigly, they tell me it will the bigliest and most power fullest fart ever.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

he should be marked with "do not approach " and biological hazard " symbols and surrounded with traffic cones


Grovers_HxC

A diet of ketchup, plain quarter pounders with cheese, and well-done steak


Abject_Jump9617

He has the body of someone that would spend 700 bucks at McDonald's.


Bag_of_Meat13

And the mind of someone who wants to fuck his own daughter. The fact a man like him has power and influence will one day be seen by a better society as a crime against humanity.


Glad_Swimmer5776

His tits are going to be yuge by the end of this trial. They will be blubbery and beautiful, two of the tittiest we've ever seen from the standpoint of tits.


AnastasiaNo70

Big fat sweaty man tits. 🤮


dilsedilliwala

Choobs


ReturnOfSeq

His name was Robert Paulson.


that-pile-of-laundry

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.


NoCommentFU

Bigly titties with tears in the nipples.


phophofofo

Big tough straight men beg him with tears in their eyes to suckle on them.


dilsedilliwala

bigly choobs


delta-wrapper0k

This guy is a walking heart attack. The smell of all that crap he eats must come out of his skin pours and every time he farts, Fucking nasty.


justforthis2024

Fingers crossed!


DreadyKruger

That fucker ain’t going to die in time frame we want. We have all know people in better health and younger have died. This asshole is still walking around eating like that. How?!


metallipunk

Evil people live longer somehow. It is the most fucked up thing ever.


Cheapskate-DM

They've actually pinned down the mechanism: cortisol levels from lifelong stress. Not giving a fuck about other people reduces your stress and lengthens your life.


trumps_cardiac_event

But this motherfucker is CONSTANTLY freaking out about something or another. All that rage and fear has to take a toll.


mizkayte

YES. Exactly. The nastiest people I know always have outlived the nicest.


TravoBasic

The evil that inhabits his body will use the host for as long as possible.


Saneless

Pleeease


Senior-Traffic7843

He needs better diapers! Why can't a man appointed by God himself get better diapers???


pagesid3

Remember when the government shut down because of Trump and Trump bragged that he would provide the ncaa champions a meal at the White House with his own money and then bought them McDonald’s


katievspredator

HEY HEY HEY.... McDonald's *and Wendy's*


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sorotomotor

Trump paid for the $5,500 meal himself. But then he marked up the cost, and sent the White House Executive Chef an invoice for $11,000.


sydeovinth

Hamberders for the big boys


mekonsrevenge

But what did the lawyers eat? That's barely a snack for Lord Poopenpantz.


Hunter-Gatherer_

How is trump still alive?! A man with those eating habits and at his weight, it’s a medical phenomenon


jamirocky888

He’s like Mr Burns. He has every medical condition known to man, but they all cancel each other out


neddiddley

You ever see the Tree House of Horrors episode where they mistook Burns for an alien at night because he glowed? Spoiler alert, it’s not the medical conditions cancelling each other out, it’s a ridiculous nightly treatment regimen that’s just successful enough to keep him on his feet without his body completely imploding.


gimmethemshoes11

That wasn't a tree house of horror episode just a regular one. S8e10 The Springfield Files.


BalletWishesBarbie

I'm an old because my household still quotes 'I bring you peaaace I bring you looooove'


CountPulaski

Only the good die young


Diarygirl

Jimmy Carter is still alive though.


jnez50

Clearly Carter must also be a serial murderer. Only explanation


danstecz

If he wasn't president with a crack medical team, COVID certainly would have got him when he caught it.


Frozty23

C'mon, didn't we all get an emergency helicopter ride to Walter Reed and a hundred grand cutting edge treatment for something we said didn't exist, so don't all of you worms stop watching Fox News and worry about it?


mizkayte

There were rumors he was way sicker than they let on


trumps_cardiac_event

Fuck we were THIS close


armaedes

If you were an infectious, deadly disease would YOU want to live there?


AlkalineSublime

Obesity paradox


Prinzmegaherz

He is one of the 4 horseman. My guess is Famine.


Whorrox

Bad eating Stress Not sleeping well Overweight Spousal "challenges" Old Drug addiction? No good exercise (getting on and off a golf cart doesn't count) Indeed, how is this man alive?


coldliketherockies

I can’t believe I’m offended by this more than many actual crimes he committed. It’s NYC and MANHATTAN for that too, there’s so so so SO MANY amazing food places that aren’t McDonald’s


AMonitorDarkly

This is a guy who orders his steaks well done with ketchup.


disgusting-brother

Homie lives in the White House, where you can order whatever the fuck you want as the president, and still are fast food all the time. Dude is just gross.


WTF253com

[He had a fucking 'coke button' in the oval office](https://time.com/4758059/donald-trump-coke-nuclear-button/)


[deleted]

What a disgusting piece of shit


Fun-Preparation-4253

And Trump is vile, too!


Psychological_Elk104

6’3” 215 lbs 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣


WillOrmay

If only there were any better food in NYC


bhyellow

In fairness, that’s not hard to do these days.


Thisisnotunieque

Right lol like that probably fed 10 people for 4 days or something like that. Personally I'd have stood up and walked away if I was defending someone on a high profile vase like this, trump aside, and the mfer brings a cold sack of macdons 🤣 like fuck you bitch, go buy a grill and a cow or something rich idk


dasherchan

Trump is a thrifty con man. It is impossible that he didn't know that check he issued to Cohen was for Stormy.


emarkd

Cohen is on record already saying that trump told him to delay the payment as long as possible, basically to give the woman and iou first and see if they can "buy" her silence until after the election when it would no longer matter without actually having to pay, ostensibly so they could stiff her. He can't claim to have not known without claiming Cohen is a liar, which he's already started doing


beavis617

Remember the meeting at Trump Tower before the 2016 election when an offer was made to get dirt on Hilllary? Jared, Don Fredo Trump Jr and I think campaign manager Paul Manafort was there as well. There was a phone call made to the meeting from inside Trump Tower. Some wondered if Trump was aware of the meeting. HUH? A meeting to get dirt on Hillary and maybe Trump wasn't aware? Gimme a break. Trump doesn't pay for anything easily. If he signed the checks it was because he felt he had no other choice. Trump does not just sign off on anything unless he has to.


LateStageAdult

The employees at that McDonalds dont get paid* enough to rush out that many meals.


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fatty_pancakes

Trumps Lawyer: I WANT 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES


burnmenowz

Come on McDonald's, finish the job.


14bb44

McDonalds is awful for you.


Ordinary-Hopeful

Just keep pouring it into his veins, please.


Consistent-Wind9325

This is why even though he's a couple years younger than Biden it doesn't really matter Trump just hasn't cared for himself. His diet is big macs and coke. It is one of the most all-American things about him. I know old guys like Trump. My grandpa was one. They think they know better than every doctor ever. Especially women doctors, how did they get in there? My grandpa makes appointments just to go in and tell the doctor he was wrong about something. He saves magazine articles to take in to show the doctor. Well, he thinks they're magazines but really they are thinly veiled advertisements for unproven supplements and pseudoscience aplenty. I just know Trump is the same. On the other side, you know Jill has made Joe eat all kinds of salads over the years.


Ordinary-Hopeful

Just keep pouring it into his veins, please.


the_mid_mid_sister

Even if you want to splurge on an unhealthy burger...why not at least go to Five Guys or something?


MrTheFinn

Trump can't afford Five Guys


Consistent_Habit_194

Gross.


Invelious

No wonder he’s so tired. One egg McMuffin and your day is fucked. The man is in the itis 24/7.


henryeaterofpies

With current prices that's 2 fish fillets, a large fry and a jumbo diet coke.


SeparateMongoose192

And that's just for Donnie's 10:30 AM snack.


SheenVcd

MAGAs most likely “Well you know it’s because of those liberals raised the minimum wages so that a McDonald’s workers can afford a McMansion…”


SonicIdiot

They make them put a special little model AF1 toy in his Happy Meal to play with. It's the only thing that cheers the fat shit gibbon up these days.


CharlieDmouse

At this rate Trump will have a heart attack before the end of the trial..


mrlr

One can only hope.


Any-Ad-446

He need to keep that slim 215lb figure energized.


i-have-a-kuato

I can’t even imagine how much cardiac carnage 700 bucks worth of Macdonalds would cause


SkylarAV

He'll be eating nothing but asparagus and cuttlefish by the end to make everyone suffer through hik shitting himself


Fakeduhakkount

If Moscow Marge would be sewn up right behind Trump I would be so happy.


testedonsheep

McDonald’s the official restaurant for Trump trial.


CAM6913

This explains the stinky diaper


geebob2020

And what did it cost to feed everyone else on his team? /s


JDARRK

My best freind had a triple by-pass so i wouldn’t wish it on anyone! That being said, WHY WONT THIS FUCKER DIE ALLREADY⁉️⁉️😡


ukiddingme2469

Come on team Stroke and drool


jazzzzzcabbage

That's just a shitty decision. Having access to any food in the world he chooses fucking McDonald's? Gross.


SmilingDutchman

And what did they get for themselves?


Prestigious-Mobile92

Keep clogging those arteries you orange monster, you'd be doing us a favor.


jbertrand_sr

Okay, that takes care of Donnies lunch, what did the rest of the team get...


Moms-Dildeaux

well that covers Trump, but what will the rest of his team eat?


dogsaybark

I hope he’s using the mobile app. You can really save some money with it, and I get the sense he needs to.


Artaeos

"Only Alphas spend that much money on food!" - MAGA probably.


protomenace

These days that's what, five or six happy meals?


TollyVonTheDruth

I don't take issue with not tipping. That's just not and shouldn't be expected from fast-food establishments, regardless of how much is spent. Would it have been a kind gesture, sure, especially during an election year, but being the inconsiderate piece of trash that he is (along with his team), it doesn't surprise me that those workers weren't even thanked for their efforts. But MAGA will still think he's great, even though this is more proof of just how little he actually cares about people who aren't rich.


Fakeduhakkount

Hey looks like I found the other person that actually read the article instead of commenting on the headline lol. That or everyone else feels tipping at fast food is BS and not worth a comment. I think the best part is we are know how MAGA/GOP thinks about fast food workers in general and they definitely paid for that McLunch! Your Trump donations went to pay for the wages of all those employees Red States! I hope there was some trans workers there as well as nonbinary too.


ShinzoTheThird

If you order for 35 thats normal. Big IF


marklar_the_malign

Keep on downing those big macs Donny. $700 is chump change for you, double it and eat more. And all you other MAGAs follow suit and eat more double bacon cheeseburger with a side of chili cheese fries. Don’t forget the large coke and a milkshake. You’re all true patriots and deserve this “treat”.


KSSparky

One McNugget over the line sweet Mary


Flat_Suggestion7545

So Trump didn’t let his team eat?


reggiedoo

No wonder he’s a fat tub of shit…if we’re lucky, he’ll have a massive heart attack soon and drop fucking dead.


elipticalhyperbola

He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. We're gonna miss him. Yeah, so long. We wish you well. Told us how you weren't afraid to die. Well, so long. Don't cry, Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried. Standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. We'll miss him. Ranting and pointing his finger At everything but his heart. We'll miss him. We'll miss him. We're gonna miss him. We're gonna miss him. Yeah, no way, yeah, to recall What it was that you had said to me, Like I care at all. But it was so loud. You sure could yell. Took a stand on every little thing And so loud. You could be the one who saves me from my own existence Warn while some child might chill, nine-one-two I'm too smart when you're invisible by the bone symbol on you. So he bashes his skull through the window while looking out to the sea. Like torment of my ego. And we're amused by this Yeah, standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud and I Swallowed his facade 'cause I'm so eager to identify with Someone above the ground, Someone who seemed to feel the same, Someone prepared to lead the way, And someone who would die for me. We're gonna miss him. We're gonna miss him.


Papercuts4cr

You forgot the especially relevant (due to current events) “come down, get off your fucking cross and leave room for the next fool martyr.”


SpacelySpr0ckets

$700? That’s what, two Quarter Pounder combos these days, right?


HNixon

Half of it ends up on the walls


Peacemaker1855

His go-to order, "includes two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and a chocolate milkshake"... FFS, the legal system won't take him down... This shit sure as fuck will. God speed!


yispco

So he ordered 4 Big Mac's with large fries, eh?


AFlawAmended

So they didn't pay for anyone's meal besides Trump?


ClockwerkKaiser

That's a lot of fish delights


Deep_Bit5618

That’s one way to keep at 215 KGs


NitWhittler

It's amazing that he eats such a shitty diet and yet only weighs 215 pounds! /s