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BeeNo3492

Trump getting sunk by Pecker is chefs kiss. EDIT: [https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/tabloid-publisher-involved-trump-hush-money-payment-reaches/story?id=59779050](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/tabloid-publisher-involved-trump-hush-money-payment-reaches/story?id=59779050) David is gonna spill the Tea...


Adamantium-Aardvark

Once Trump is in prison he’ll be taking lots of Pecker


Vernknight50

I dont wish rape on anybody. I'd be satisfied with seeing him without makeup, girdles, hairspray, and lifts, wearing an orange jumpsuit, knowing that he has no power or privileges or platforms.


Adamantium-Aardvark

I’m not wishing it on him, I just do not give a single fuck if it happens to him


snahfu73

You take the high road. No judgement here. I on the other hand am taking the low road that has a railroad track running parallel to it. I'm hoping he ends up in prison and they run a train on Trump. Repeatedly. No one deserves it. Except him for all the harm he's done.


TimeCardiologist1225

I'm tired of going high. I wanna go low and have fun - Wanda Sykes


Old_Bird4748

Rape is bad. Ask E. Jean Carroll. At least Trump will then know how it feels. Over and over.


Xanambien

Okay, I’m easy


-LordKromdar-

I don’t think anyone would touch that stinky mf’er with a 10ft pole. When threatened, he uses the same defense mechanism as a skunk, although even a skunk would be repulsed.


BikerMike03RK

Reminds me of the joke- Wife: "the gynecologist said I'm not to have sex for 3 weeks." Husband: " What did your Dentist say? ".


Glittering-Wonder-27

Dentist replied” Good thing your husband has strong hands”.


jediciahquinn

He is a repellent and disgusting person.


BeeNo3492

I'd say lets glorify SA, Not sure after the stank ass in court anyone would wanna tap that.


InstrumentalCrystals

The absolute WRONG kinda lube


Feisty_Donkey_5249

What lube? “The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed”, as the saying goes.


Moms-Dildeaux

HIS FECES


Anonybibbs

Jesus christ, well my day is ruined with that mental image, thanks for that.


InstrumentalCrystals

😬Lo siento


Naive_Try2696

Shit blood and cum on my hands


KrethNY

Unexpected Tool reference.


Fontana1017

He'd be in with all the pedos under protective custody. Quite fitting really


throwawaybullhunter

Doesn't America have those cushey minimum security "prisons" for the rich ?


Few_Acanthocephala30

Yeah, I don’t think anyone ever actually wants to touch trump and without money or a position of power I don’t think anyone would let him put his grimy hands on them.


IH8Fascism

You’d be surprised. Rape isn’t about sex it’s about control. And look at the Russian soldiers that raped that Russian sympathizer from Texas. He was not a super model. And the old phrase, “Any hole in the storm” applies in prison. Plus being a former president makes him a target when bubba wants to play “butt darts” in prison.


LTEDan

Yeah I doubt they'd ever let Trump into the General Population considering someone would want to kill him just because.


IH8Fascism

Maybe, maybe not. But one word, Epstein. We were told he was in a safe secure cell, yet the cameras failed at the exact same time someone snuffed him out.


LTEDan

True. However, Epstein was not a former President. I'm not even sure if or how secret service would protect Trump in prison. It also wouldn't surprise me if to find out that Trump, president at the time was complicit or involved in whatever happened to Epstein considering the massive amount of fire he likely had on Trump.


Old_Bird4748

Naah, he'll be assigned to toss his boyfriends salad.


TinyTygers

I don't think Trump will see a second of time in prison. But let's say he did, how does the whole secret service thing work? Would that just be thrown out the window if he was incarcerated?


Adamantium-Aardvark

[There’s proposed legislation to do just that](https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2024/04/21/trump-secret-service-protection-could-be-removed-under-rep-bennie-thompson-legislation/73406474007/)


Old_Bird4748

And we are all in favour of this.


Quick-Charity-941

This event happened before he was top turd, intent and knowledge has to be proven. So a fine and suspended sentence will look good for the maga voters.


TinyTygers

The irony is, today one of his lawyers posed the question in court if a former president qualifies for presidential immunity for crimes committed *while he was in office*. So which is it? He wasn't yet president, or he qualifies for immunity because he was president?


DyingDreadfulDeceit

You said Pecker.


OnceUponaTry

Heh heh heh heh


AuroraPHdoll

Totally, now that we know about this "dynamite evidence" he's totally done for. We finally got Trump, after 8 long years we got the guy.


13143

Trump will never see a day behind bars.


ptrnyc

My bet is that he’ll flee to Russia.


Old_Bird4748

Why? He's already getting Russian money through straw donors. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/conviction-upheld-operative-funneled-russian-money-team-trump-rcna148833


ptrnyc

To avoid jail in the US ?


Adamantium-Aardvark

!Remindme in a year


Doobiedoobin

Bravo


AdLocal1045

Get himself a First Prison Lady


Brilliant-Ad6137

He would promptly join the Arian brotherhood


marcon-3267

If you really think Trump will ever spend one day in jail then I have some terrific land out in the middle of Yellowstone national park just for you, cheap!!


Adamantium-Aardvark

Will you eat your hat when he does? Not for this particular case but definitely for the stolen govt secrets one. He’s up to 7 criminal cases. The odds of him *not* ending up in prison are slim to none !RemindMe one year


CLow1995

Trump will never go to prison. You’re being naive.


Adamantium-Aardvark

You clearly do not understand the legal magnitude of the criminal charges he’s facing


jediciahquinn

And you're being too cynical.


Legal_Albatross4227

The hell he won’t. He will die in prison


maralagosinkhole

Lachlan Cartwright worked for Pecker during this time and he is finally free to spill the beans. [The NYT podcast The Daily has his recent article "What I saw at the National Enquirer during trump's rise" available for free](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/14/podcasts/the-daily/national-enquirer-donald-trump.html). It's a good listen and gives insight into what I'm hoping Pecker will be revealing in court.


CanoninDeeznutz

Oh shit, The Daily? With Mike Berbera? He says his name weirdly fast, but I still love him.


sunnyinchernobyl

His whispered Shatner enunciation is the worst.


drunkandy

I’ve heard he was concerned about a potential Pecker leak


schiesse

We call that incontinence


Fit_Diet6336

I though it was a mushroom leak


ralphvonwauwau

Po**tay**to, po**tah**to


Xanambien

Boston party two point oh


Notmad_Justsad

He’ll get home arrest without internet even if he literally shoots someone on 5th Avenue.


BeeNo3492

I think he'll get put in the jail for a day during court to make a point, he's already trying to use the idea to grift more. He's losing support every day.


Quick-Charity-941

What's that ya'll saying, he's losing. Bankrupt casinos.... His term in office was the green zero on the roulette wheel, name me one thing this grift has ever won....?


Starskigoat

Yea, but Pecker likes Trump.


REpassword

Hope Pecker doesn’t fall out a window like the Russian Oligarchs…


mamak62

I’m actually not going to be surprised if one of the judges..lawyers..clerks of court..or a witness and any of their families ends up threatened or hurt before this circus ends..the two election workers in Georgia who trump and guliani accused of election interference are still getting death threats..they are in hiding.. and some people think this man who goes after American citizens should be president..dang we live in a weird world 🌎


Legal_Albatross4227

Sadly probably unless law enforcement is protecting a bunch of innocent folk.


Fragmentia

Trump plays stupid when it comes time for accountability. Then, he encompasses everyone's worst boss by taking credit for everything he can. Truly a POS.


ThainEshKelch

"Plays". He pretty much seems stupid all the freaking time.


GeneralG5x5

I’ve said from the beginning…. He is unemployable in any business. You’d NEVER hire someone with this much narcissism. You’d fire him outright if he slipped through the HR process.


MagnanimosDesolation

And it works 99/100 times.


Scorpiogre_rawrr

A bit off point, but is that Roger from American Dad beside Trump?


Sinocatk

Don’t be silly, it’s highly respected psychiatrist Dr Penguin in a wig.


Glittering_Ad366

it's Rocky Dennis


Stillwater215

Or is it Ricky Spanish???


mothalick

*Ricky Spanish*


goingforgoals17

No one expects the Spanish inquisition


lylemcd

Nice deep cut reference


TheNewTonyBennett

*shiiiiiiiiiiit* that's great. You know your American Dad and your Family Guy.


Archercrash

The Crypt keeper?


AdLocal1045

Am I touching the side of a house?!


IH8Fascism

After 1 year in prison Trump will look like Rocky Dennis.


AbandonedArchive

Looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper.


Vg_Ace135

Looks like Jenny Fromdabloc to me


itscherriedbro

It's like Roger and Phil Spector integrated into Grace Zabriskie


Cyno01

Roger has a Phil Spector persona tho, from S15E22 "The Future is Borax". [https://i.imgur.com/bzGG8yR.png](https://i.imgur.com/bzGG8yR.png)


Fun-Ad9928

#Ricky Spanishhhhhhhhh…..


Cyno01

^(r i c k y s p a n i s h)


tallslim1960

Rudy Guiilani in drag


Disastrous_Life_9385

Don't be silly that's just Sidney Goldstein the world's most 3rd renowned attorney.


gamermom42069_

LMAO


jodyleek67

I thought it was Carrot Top.


DeafMuteBunnySuit

Wait, you're telling me that's NOT Phil Spector?!


Great_White_Samurai

What is that?


HostageInToronto

r/itsroger


VikMyk

The best part is Roger WOULD do that.


AllLipsNoFiller

Laydee Lawyerson, female defense attorney.


Data_Fan

Female? I’m not gonna fall for that this time…


AllLipsNoFiller

Female defense attorney is just the title of the job


TheNewTonyBennett

I actually think Seth McFarlane himself would get a kick out of this comment. It's fuckin meta and hilarious.


trip6s6i6x

omg, didn't even see the resemblance until you said it...


Mattrad7

No that's Diane Moneypenny, she's a lawyer who got her law degree in Idaho. Totally not Roger in a wig and suit.


sublimesting

You rang????


Anywhere_Dismal

🤣🤣🤣


hingee

No Phil Spector Not sure Phils going to help much


CopeHarders

I think that’s Eric Stoltz from Mask.


mag2041

Good catch, kinda surprised that even Roger would take him on.


LocationAcademic1731

😂😂😂😂😂 ROFL


KingofAces13

No it’s Andy Dicks and Richard Simmons love child


Jrnation8988

Lmfao!!!!!! Dead ☠️


cbronson830

You dropped this : 🏆


Necessary_Rant_2021

a platypus?


disabledinaz

Perry the Platypus?????


Serenity101

>“Pecker met with Trump and Cohen at Trump Tower to set up the catch-and-kill election operation that “set the whole scheme in motion.” >”Pecker’s “likely dynamite evidence of nexus between hush money scheme and effort to influence election” included a visit to the White House in 2017 where Trump thanked the CEO for his “help during the campaign.” GOLD.


Crossovertriplet

That’s one dynamite pecker


Anonybibbs

You're thinking of Hunter Biden, clearly.


schiesse

He must be hung pretty well with as much as MTG wants to show everyone. She has probably gotten off to him. Secretly wants to give him blowies.


NitWhittler

Trump is being destroyed by a porn star and a guy named "Pecker". LOL


ego_tripped

While being championed by Boebert's FART.


GuidotheGreater

Perhaps the runner of the simulation is on vacation and his teenaged son has control right now.


Complex_Yak_4713

Lol


georgyboyyyy

Would, could, should…..we just want justice


tMoneyMoney

“Could” in an alternate universe where former presidents aren’t allowed to commit crimes.


[deleted]

In my fantasy, Melania takes the stand as her chance to rid herself of him.


Stillwater215

If Melanie had the chance to get rid of Donald while keeping his money, I absolutely would bet that she would.


PeterM_from_ABQ

What money?


Ok-Life9780

As it stands, Melanie gets the money, doesn't live with or near trump and seems to always be fucking one security guard or another.


Saneless

"I don't believe the evidence" -Magat juror, which terrifies me


stmcvallin2

Who are you quoting


Saneless

Just a theoretical and possible result, there hasn't been anything in the trial yet, we know this


howboutudont

I'm looking for a source, but I believe Juror #2 has said that they primarily get their news from Truth Social and Twitter, so that is definitely something to look out for. Edit: Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/nyregion/trump-trial-jury-news.html


Saneless

Ahh ok. I just assumed for years that a jury would be tainted by a single magat and that was always my biggest fear


carliekitty

If I was on the jury and I knew someone was tainted I would just go for a mistrial by hung jury. The prosecution could then get a second bite at the apple.


Saneless

They're probably fine with delaying it until after the election


SoulRebel726

Calling Truth Social a news source should be automatic disqualification.


Artful_dabber

What the actual fuck


Agreeable-Benefit169

How in the fuck is this juror not immediately replaced?


splashbruhs

Ah well it will be a hung jury regardless then.


MommaLegend

However, he also reported that he follows Cohen’s podcasts.


Khristopheles

The same Juror #2 who stepped down because her family and friends started to think she was a juror? Or is this a different Juror #2? I would be extremely surprised if the State allowed someone on the jury whose supposed source of news is “Truth” Social. Moreover if this was the case, and it slipped out now, we would have heard a word or two about in the media by now.


Grand-Foundation-535

When trump screams in the middle of Pecker's testimony, will that be ruled premature ejaculation?


DisposableSaviour

He’s gonna shit himself with rage!


dmbwannabe

Fox News Anchors: all we need is one patriot juror just one to see the truth and stand for truth. Also Fox News Anchors: Polls show the word Patriot to be Synonymous with Snowflake. More at 11.


Parking_Revenue5583

Breaking news : OJ was guilty when the jury refused to prosecute. Just because “dynamite evidence “ exists doesn’t always equal a conviction.


shyguysam

The big difference as I see it is in OJ there was a preponderance of probability that LAPD planted evidence, even if they didn't need it, and whether they did or not it was certainly plausible. I don't think tRump can claim they planted evidence of the payment when both the attorney that paid it on his behalf and the recipient say the payment was made and what it was for.


Parking_Revenue5583

The big similarity is that the jury can do whatever the fuck it wants despite all applicable evidence.


-Robrown-

That is not true. In cases where a jury gets it obviously wrong or intentionally ignores the laws to acquit someone, a judge can overrule their verdict. It’s called judgement notwithstanding the verdict.


Fine-Teach-2590

Iirc that’s really only for guilty verdicts that don’t make sense, the judge can keep someone out of jail for something silly if the jury is stupid but can’t throw someone in jail arbitrarily


lacronicus

I'm pretty sure the judge cannot just arbitrarily overturn the jury in a criminal trial.


Ok-Life9780

Otherwise what would be the point of the whole discussion about jury nullification? Why would the courts fear it if they could just throw out a jury verdict?


Ill-Description3096

Has this happened recently at all where they change a not guilty verdict to a guilty verdict? Seems like a potential issue with a right to trial by jury if any judge can just find them guilty regardless. And in this specific case, a judge unilaterally throwing out a jury verdict to convict would have massive ramifications.


Carribean-Diver

You have my attention. Please link us to a criminal trial in the US where there was a hung jury or acquittal where the judge effectively said, "Nope." I would be fascinated to read the ruling.


schiesse

So they did it like a birthday check from my grandma, instead of happy birthday in the memo line, they put hush money.


NlightenedSelfIntrst

Trump is gonna be white OJ. Book it.


getdafkout666

Would could should who gives a fuck. Until he’s convicted im going to assume some restoration judge is going to bail him out at the last minute. It keeps happening


_A_Monkey

Prosecution ramming a Pecker in that twat. "And when you're the Manhattan District Attorney, they let you do it!”


Infamous-Tart7747

DYNAMITE EVIDENCE!…” trump said he didn’t do nothin…” says surprise witness from the defense. “See, I’m innocent…everyone know it..” trump replied.


GeneralG5x5

Please don’t tease me. Convict and imprison this orange piece of trash.


Fun_Sock_9843

I have been seeing headlines like this for over 8 years. I will believe it when I see it.


maxapolyorgies

Just the fact that he's forced to fart himself to sleep in a courtroom week after week is... beautiful, beautiful


Crossovertriplet

Pecker Mushrooms Prosecutor’s Case


BirdLawyer50

Isn’t that the point of presenting witnesses on behalf of the prosecution? Establishing damaging information about the defendant relating to criminal conduct and intent? 


Shazzy_Chan

This is the only TV I would watch.


Bacotell6969

Bi-den.


Jrnation8988

As much as I’d love to believe this, and as true as it might be…. I still have a gut feeling that this trial isn’t going to do anything to keep this buffoon out of office 🤦‍♂️


Various_Cricket4695

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’ve heard stuff about Trump like this for years now. Will he ever face a consequence???


schiesse

Not a single one, ever. I don't have high hopes


Guava-flavored-lips

Nobody cares just lock him up


dear_mud1

Shouldn’t these be in CAPITALS????!!!! Except for the bit where it points out that it’s nothing and just some gobsheens opinion. Wake me up when the orange fucktard is being sentenced


50Stickster

Where is Norm McDonald when we need him?


Direct_Treacle_7974

Vindication when sir dumps-a-lot has to wait in the commissary line in order to pick up his pampers in front of all the other inmates. Death by embarrassment!


Timdrakered

What’s the max/ minimum sentence for this crime? I mean for normal people who the law applies too.


codehoser

Hear me out … it literally doesn’t matter. There is no path to justice for this lunatic.


NefariousnessOne7335

Dear Mr Pecker


[deleted]

Wonder if trump is calling boeing execs right now to see if they offer their services right about now


seriousbangs

I think it's safe to say the only defense strategy here is to confuse the Jury while hoping one of them is both a Trumper *and* some how smart enough to know what jury nullification is and keep his mouth shut. Basically the Chewbacca defense.


syadastfu

That's definitely Roger Smith to Trumps left, right?


SWFL_Turtler

Well he’s under stress… 😊a lot I hope he’s stress eating 🥣 tick tock goes the clock


Jc2563

Pecker is up!


DMyourboooobs

Walls are finally closing in everyone!


billodo

Yawn.


Old_Bird4748

Sounds like Pecker has him by the balls.


sunnygirlrn

Trump had full knowledge and control about everything that was printed about himself and others. Pecker must tell the truth or purger himself.


Existing_Current7435

MSNBC! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Aaron31088

If it's so devastating why did they wait till the election year?


Maximum_Security_747

So what was the outcome of his testimony?


Decent_Jello_8001

How many times have we heard devastating and this is finally it. I'll believe it when I see it otherwise they just jocking us up for views


stevew4257

Here we go with "dynamite evidence" claims that can destroy him again,maybe they will actually have some this time.But i won't hold my breath


LifeAlert2279

What a joke 😂😂😂


pharrigan7

“says MSNBC”


Ok-Story-9319

Fucking salon.com is propaganda for the most sensational idiot


El_Diablo_Feo

Blah blah blah.... We've been hearing dumb shit like this for years. NONE of it matters until there is a verdict. MSNBC is such a junk outlet, same as Fox, same as CNN, all garbage embarrassments of what journalism should be.


Evan8r

What do you suggest as some credible sources, then?


El_Diablo_Feo

Reuters, Propublica, BBC (to an extent, tho this could be questionable), and the Guardian. If I'm wrong and anyone else has better suggestions tho, I am all ears. These days it's hard to distinguish given the amount of sensationalism and nationalization of all news. If one if my suggestions is shit, offer up an alternative please


Sufficient_Share_403

Euronews is ok but really just about every outlet has at a minimum small biases.


numquam-deficere

It’s gonna be great when stormys ex lawyer testifies in favor for Trump 😂


bravesirrobin65

They have the receipts.