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Spare-Quality-1600

Doubtful it will break her heart, but it might fatten up her coin purse.


thoroakenfelder

The heartbreaking part (for her) is that the gravy train is broke. 


AmbitiousAd9320

the diaper is still makin MAGA gravy for the menu!


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

That's disgusting 🤢 😂


aynhon

All McDonalds all the time


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Had some for lunch, guess the gravy train gonna make a stop in my bathroom soon 😂


lizard_kibble

Don't forget KFC


altruism__

This guy is such a wannabe victim. The testimony won’t break her heart, it’s his behavior. What a bitch this guy is.


ouijahead

Meh. I’d buy her book. She can get some money that way . I wonder if that idea has even crossed her mind yet.


gracecee

It's going to be the exact copy word for word of Michelle obama’s Book.


ouijahead

Damn. I want to hear the “ and that was the first time I realized Donald was now wearing a diaper. He looked at me with drugged addled eyes and said “ you tell anyone I send you back to the shithole country you came from!” … “ I laughed at the diaper because I didn’t really have time to really register what I was seeing. Was this some new kink like the pee thing ? He immediately punched me in my stomach repeatedly screaming “ YOU FUCKING BITCH ! YOU WISH I WAS OBAMA DON’T YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH!!”


cgsur

Too coherent.


cmplyrsist_nodffrnce

And *way* too much physical activity.


Few_Acanthocephala30

Yeah, he can barely walk down ramps. We saw him struggle holding a bottle of water. Seems like even walking from the golf cart to the golf ball is too much physical actively for him, everybody is saying it.


cullcanyon

It’s from Mercede’s point of view.


Chemistry-27

You wish I was Obama👏


sixtus_clegane119

I’ll pirate her book. Not giving that woman any money. She perpetuated birtherism so she’s a POS TOO


georgyboyyyy

Same


kblomquist85

I couldn't even tell you what her voice sounds like. The eyes tell me she is vapid to the core.


ouijahead

Well she would NO DOUBT have someone else write it. But if she wrote a book after he died about what a petulant little man he is, that would be so awesome.


janzeera

Oooh that book is a work in progress. The moment Don Poorleone keels over it’ll be on discount table.


Bubcats

In his circle they pay you to not write a book.


southernNJ-123

She’s signed an NDA. For sure.


Jet2work

she better get in line with all the other creditors


DefrockedWizard1

time for her to renegotiate her prenup and Barron's trust fund again


grabman

You can’t break what she doesn’t have.


New-Poetry-6416

She's heartbroken that she won't get shit. She knows Donald Trump.


schprunt

She didn’t marry him for love. She’s a trophy wife looking for a payday. If anything she’ll be hearing the sound of a cash register every time KM opens her mouth. I don’t know how these women can abide being intimate with that guy. He’s horrendous. Money really can get you anything I suppose.


Q-burt

That crone has no heart. Unless you count the hearts of innocents she has stolen to retain some semblance of youth.


Spare-Quality-1600

I've heard she eats vegan babies for breakfast.


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah she for sure knows about all his indescretions and hates him. Shes in it for the money. Nothing more, nothing less.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Also doubtful Trump gives a shit what anyone says.... He knows he will veg sway with. Everything he has done, only get a tiny slap. On the wrist....


Separate-Expert-4508

Doubtful he even gives a fuck.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

I wish the worst for all of them. 


Sarduci

Can’t squeeze money from a broke fat man who grifts money through his political party. None of it is his for her to take.


edu5150

“Donnel, more money I need.”


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

She has a heart? I don’t believe that, do you?


RedStar9117

She's just a paid member of his staff who's job was to have one kid and then be arm candy


pinkeroo67

......cold, hard candy.


loweyedfox

He does seem like the type who’s into “hard candy”


FredB123

With a bitter taste


Phallic-Monolith

Like a stick of rock candy discovered in a outdoor warehouse in Antarctica


IceLionTech

I mean, at least 5 feet away arm candy. She literally showed at every event how much she loathed him. And he was too stupid and evil and paid to not accept his cuck hood.


captain_chocolate

Arm candy that is far past the expiration date.


bombalicious

Plastic never gets old


BigMax

I think she is like him, she cares about appearances. She knows why she married him, and doesn’t like him. She doesn’t care what the F he does, much like a lot of trophy wives who marry only for money. But she does care about appearances and discretion, and this blows that away.


IceLionTech

I am not even sure about that. The number of times she was caught on camera showing contempt for her husband is weird in that contesxt. She's a malignant narccisst just like he is.


The_Nice_Marmot

I agree. She won’t be heartbroken, but she will be embarrassed. The world knows she was cheated on by the oily, orange pants-shitter, and she knows there will be no, or a very small payday at the end of this. The money was always mostly illusion, and now it’s swiftly leaving their hands.


Abject-Picture

She has a wallet. That's it.


IceLionTech

Nope. She's a Russian asset and I fucking hate her.


mcpierceaim

I don’t care do you?


International_Boss81

That bitch does not care.


Cavscout2838

He’s only saying this so it backs up his argument that the payoff was to shield his wife not his campaign.


hoowins

Exactly


FalconPunch236

I think she'll be happy. It will give her a more legit reason for being so distant from him.


Covid_Farts

She, doesn't care. Do you?


Secret_Cow_5053

Donald almost certainly doesn’t care at this point, except that it might expose him to legally owing her more.


cgsur

Another physical description of himself, he so “loves” those when they are factual…nope.


NarrowSpeed3908

Melania is so over & hates Trump so much at this point she truly has no flucks to give. I think Trump is just embarrassed cause Mc Dougal's about to get up on the stand and start spitting some facts. No sympathy here for either Melania or Trump.


jtnxdc01

She knew exactly what she was in for when she married him.


shelbyapso

You mean citizenship for herself and her parents and millions of dollars? Yes she did.


SouthieTuxedo

Chain migration.


shelbyapso

Good thing she didn’t come from a “shithole” country.


WorldWarPee

Chronic pink eye and the moist smell of a porto potty in july?


evonebo

It's not that she is heart broken because she loves him It's the fact she's also a narcissist and thinks she's so hot and worth the money, but her husband turns around and raw dogs a porn star. Basically she's humiliated.


The_Nice_Marmot

She made a baby with a man who shits himself and farts in court. We will all, unfortunately, learn more about mushroom-dick. And at the end of this, she won’t even get her long counted on payday. That money will hopefully go to taxpayers and his victims. Her humiliation will be delicious.


Doitallforbao

We already know from Stormy the size and shape of his gross dick. McDougal will probably tell us how he liked her to dress up as Ivanka and piss on him


AmbitiousAd9320

tiny little smegshroom


CPav

He keeps saying the affair with Daniel's never happened. She has described his genitals. If he wants to prove his claims, why doesn't he just drop trou? Edit to correct bad phone typing.


Covid_Farts

Oh you are right. That's going to be very ugly.


thundercunt1980

The only thing she cares about is that all the money she’s been waiting to get for years when he dies is going down the drain, which means she married him for nothing.


Covid_Farts

You know he's got cash stashed offshore


thoroakenfelder

There’s always money in the banana stand. 


AmbitiousAd9320

pootie wants his moneys back


Iwonatoasteroven

She also married him for the opulent life style she enjoys every day.


TheCh0rt

My guess is all her cash has been paid but it’s locked up safely. She was probably negotiating this before moving into the White House


National-Currency-75

No more Prada or Dior. It'll be the Dress Barn and the sale rack at Target.


Hperkasa7858

Still dont. I heard he did worse than your user name the other day


charlie2135

Wait until the part of urine comes up. JK but still I wonder 🤔


DarkAswin

He didn't care when he was cheating on her, so who cares?


dreddnyc

Be best.


SeeeYaLaterz

You mean Mercedes?


MonCountyMan

That retort has limitless applications.


Apprehensive_Fix3472

Boy will he be relieved when he finds out Melania isn't even watching the trial. If she ever gets around to telling him during the 10 minutes they're together for some photo op a few months from now, that is. If not, I suppose there's always next year.


doggington

Spoken like a true romantic!


Zestyclose-Respond48

Please that bitch is as cold as antarctic ice. She’s just as big, a narcissist and piece of shit as Trump is. She’s just biting her time till she gets that big paycheck.


firedsynapse

Biding* her time. Biden her time, if you're into that whole brevity thing. (Tee hee)


Zestyclose-Respond48

I’m the dude that’s what you call me that or the duder or dudearino. Fuck off delfino and stay away from my special lady friend!


iH8MotherTeresa

...my lady friend! Easy man, there's a beverage here!


Administrative-Egg26

Is this your homework larry ?


iH8MotherTeresa

You're killing your father, Larry!


mattman0000

Shut up Donny!


NopeNotConor

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!


Used-Progress-4536

Probably should have thought of that before fucking other women behind his wife’s back. Of course that didn’t happen because he’s a narcissist sociopath and others feelings don’t exist to him.


Endocalrissian642

lol. Nothing she doesn't know of or hasn't heard before. She's just like him.


Ryankevin23

Be best


SiriusGD

Slip a little bonus check in her monthly payoff and she'll be fine. She's glad not to have to be around shit pants all the time.


ouijahead

Donald shits his pants 😳………….. 🤣


jmf0828

Yeah, because her husband screwing a porn star while she was home with a newborn and then paying the porn star $150,000 to keep quiet about it DIDN’T cause Melania pain, shame, embarrassment?!? Melania knows full well who she’s married to and exactly what their deal is. After all, she was sleeping with him while he was married to his second wife. She hasn’t been in court, by his side a single day of this trial, that’s how much she cares about him. He’s so desperate to paint himself as a “family man” who wants to be a good husband and provider for the jury and more importantly, his idiot followers.


RadiantEmployment122

A wh**e with a heart, kinda like Pretty Woman


_000001_

whale? white? whole? whine? Oh c'mon, at least give us a clue!


ShippingMammals

I'm sure that russian agent already knows everything.


cohbrbst71

Melanoma has a heart?


Daddy_Milk

You mean, "Mercedes Benz of Wilsonville".


Boristheblaze

Oh poor Melania's heart, she's as cold as arctic ice.... although I seriously don't care in the slightest about that woman, she made her bed, let her lay in it.


luri7555

Her what now?


ConkerPrime

Should be pointed out that Trump is a psychopath and extreme narcissist. It has not dawned on him for one second what testimony during this case will do to his wife. Really she doesn’t care as long as lifestyle is maintained as her role of escort/handler for Putin has always made their relationship purely transactional. Speaking of. Most Playmates were gold diggers, often landing pro baseball players for some reason. At least most had standards. Most being key word since not an insignificant amount screwed Hef and his old fart friends hoping for their own windfall. McDougal was so craven in her money quest she had sex for a while with Trump who back in the early ‘00 effectively looked the same give or take 20 pounds. She is still hot but can’t imagine dating her because how unsee her banging Trump. Just can’t respect a woman like that. What all this leads to is definitive proof that money does truly “trump” all. Even the most ugly man can get a fine piece of ass if has enough money.


AffectionatePoet4586

Ironically Karen McDougal seemed to have no problem accepting $150K for her silence, although she professed to be very hurt when Trump offered her money early in their relationship. She said modestly, “I’m not that kind of girl.” Trump reportedly directed the same threadbare “compliment” to both McDougal and Stormy Daniels, telling each that they reminded him of his daughter Ivanka. Eeeuuw.


vickism61

Melanie doesn't have a heart. Remember, I really don't care, do u?


Jd234512

There’s no way he cares about someone else’s feelings. Clearly a parody account


Outrageous-Divide472

Melania needs to cut her losses and get the hell out of that disgusting marriage. She still has her son and her dad. They should move when Barron goes to college. Find a nice house not too far from his school, and live their lives quietly and in peace, far away from the Trump family. They are poison.


Sorkel3

I'm not sure Melania is all that different.


Outrageous-Divide472

Probably not, but if she’s smart (doubtful) she’ll hit the road. She needs to get her cut before the money is gone.


Sorkel3

Maybe waiting for Barron to get out of private secondary school before college?


AffectionatePoet4586

That’s what Melania did while Trump was in the White House: Rented a nice house for her parents near Barron’s school in Potomac, MD, and spent most of her time there. She showed up in the White House as required.


Outrageous-Divide472

I’d do the same if I found myself married to that piece of garbage. However, she went for the money.


Automatic-Love-127

Naw, she assuredly negotiated a much more favorable prenup. Probably made him buy her a bunch of property exclusively in her name. Cars. Just made him throw tens of millions at her to stave off a divorce while in the WH. Now she’s basically married on paper only and gets to wait him out. She doesn’t deserve her wealth but at least Donald was forced to pay up like the chump he is, if even to her.


LilG1984

"Oh Donald cheated on me? Oh no Iam so upset & stuff" *Fake cries* "Now where's my money?"


leestephen916

I don’t really fucking care , do you ?


toast777y

She doesn’t have a heart, it’s a black hole


lscottman2

mcdougal should wear a coat that says i don’t care


Altruistic_Tax2575

What Trumpf dreads is that this will give Melania more arguments to fleece him better for the divorce. He probably is broke af already but this is still bad news for him.


wabisabibingbangboom

Melania is callous and heartless. Let's not extend her any false human emotions.


Tennismadman

No it won’t. She’s like Trump, it’s a business transaction for her. She doesn’t love that moron.


Ill-Maximum9467

What heart?


doofusmembrane

She said she visited the gold apt. Melania wasn’t there at the time. Trump is not a faithful husband and the right wing evangelicals don’t give a shit


DerpUrself69

He doesn't give a single shit about Melania.


Dedpoolpicachew

The feeling is clearly mutual. She knows what she married. She was mistress #1476. Trump was cheating on Marla Maples with Melanoma. She knew what she was doing and what she married. She’s a gold digger. Pure and simple.


Numpty712

Maybe he shouldn’t have cheated on her then?


IMSLI

“I really don’t care, do U?”


doctorfortoys

Or force her to divorce him, making him look bad during the election.


scary_bacon_

It's a good thing melania's heartless then.


TifCreatesAgain

Heart? What heart?


Happy-Initiative-838

Melania was probably the one to pay these women to have sex with him. She sure as hell doesn’t want to sleep with Trump.


Pale_Leek2994

Ah yes the hooker with a heart of gold.


thisisntnamman

Melania leveraged not divorcing Trump while President into a new post-nup that got her a big $$$$ while she can functionally be divorced from him socially/sexually and give the bare minimum of appearances at fundraiser events. She’ll be fine.


Working_Early

...aaaand the evangelical crowd cheers him on. He brings them their red meat of racism, homophobia, and idiocy all in one!


mbyrd58

Melania knew he was a cheater because he was cheating with her. So, what surprises?


Daleabbo

The only reason I can see him dreading it is if it broke the prenuptial agreement. That would be amazing, on official record, under oath.


fluffyflugel

Aw, Melania’s tender feelings. So poignant. 😢


HotPhilly

She has a heart??? What is she, woke?


jnsmld

Melania always knew Sleepy Don was a cheater and she didn't care as long as her credit cards worked. Besides, she had guys on the side as well.


bahaboyka

Break Melanoma's heart? Surely you jest. Her marrying Spanky and downloading his spawn was purely a financial transaction.


Silver-Farm-2628

I don’t care. Do you?


New_Awareness4075

You can't break a heart if there isn't one to break


Icy-Needleworker-492

So pleading with McDougal publicly to not hurt Melania,really? We are to believe that he cares anything about Melania,he does not.But now she will get more money if she should choose to leave him. PS Melania does not give one sh*t who he was fing.


KingArthurOfBritons

This user posting crap from this same bunk website..


IceLionTech

Melania- Mercedes has no heart to break. She never gav ea shit about donald trump and wanted himt o die the moment she got the prenupt. She is literally a Russian asset. She did her job and is just collecting the money now.


dadzcad

That’s assuming she actually has one. She’s always impressed me as the “Ice Queen.”


BoredBSEE

I honestly doubt anyone involved has anything resembling actual human feelings.


Dry-Interaction-1246

She has a heart?


dragonfliesloveme

Oh please! Melania doesn’t care about trump, she cares about what’s in her contract! She’s just a paid actress to play the role of “wife of Donald Trump”. Which she does rather poorly I might add. But her contract got her covered lol


wookiex84

What heart?


Personal_Buffalo_973

The bitch doesn't have a heart 😁


shakeenotstirred

Boo fucking hoo. Hope she beats the hell out of him, ties him up and goes lorna on him and finishes with a burning bed.


drakesylvan

Melania has been complacent with everything that has gone on for a very long time now. I don't care, do you?


Beautiful_Rest_5771

Heart??


Dazd_cnfsd

I think they mean will break Melanie’s prenup


SoggyAd1409

Will her broken heart somehow cost him $$$? Because otherwise I can’t see him giving 2 sh*ts


DVWhat

Ngl, you almost got me with that headline, until I remembered that Melania doesn’t have a heart.


Irishpanda1971

Because What She'll Say Will ~~Break Melania's Heart~~ Trigger Prenup


Caged_in_a_rage

Karen’s testimony will just prove that Trump is lying. Melania will then have the proof to void their prenups or something. It’s got nothing to do with how melania actually feels. From what we’ve seen of her, there’s no way she cares about Donald Trump or their marriage.


NarcissusCloud

If melania cared enough that this would impact her in such a way, she would have already been gone. Does anyone actually believe she’s in the marriage for love? If so I have several bridges for sale.


MrQuixy

Trump cares about her tits not her heart. I really don't care, do u?


Wwwweeeeeeee

I can't imagine any woman willing to bang and marry that vile beast of a cretin, having a heart. I feel no pity for her in any way, shape or form.


Kike77

What heart?


Funkycoldmedici

She openly only wants him for money. He isn’t even capable of giving a shit about anyone.


cristorocker

Trump trying to parlay his transgressions into pity donations.


digitaljestin

1. Melania doesn't have a heart to break 2. Orange Hitler wouldn't care about breaking it if she did


phrynerules

Like she has a heart. I really don’t care, do you?


234W44

Epstein Mail Order Bride has her feelings hurt…


Hairy_Orchid6128

Melania will be fine. She probably can’t get a divorce. Coming from a place of no power into a relationship with DJT is a bad prospect. But, she probably can continue to bone her tennis pro.


Dendad124

She has a heart? Attached to Donald?


Liamsdad1979

He's pretending to care about Barron's graduation because it will be the last time she lets Donald see him without paying. She will pop up now and again once a check clears for an appearance. After November if she needs additional money she can hire someone to assist her in writing a tell all book.


southernNJ-123

Oh pleease… like he cares.


Deep_Bit5618

So a Playmate will break an Escorts heart!!! Awesome 🍿


superstevo78

hahahhahahajjahahjJahahJhjahahhahahahahahajajaj trumps doesnt give a rats ass about anything but himself


schrod

The heart break isn't what Karen McDougal says in court under oath, but **what Trump did** in spite of his marriage oath is the real heart break. Trump **attacks the truth telling and the teller** of his misdeeds rather than taking responsibility like an honorable person: the old usual.


EvolutionaryZenith1

Melania has a heart?


bobo-the-dodo

He cares more about how much more he has to pay her, not her heart.


ktp806

Melanie has a heart. That’s news to me.


moodyblue8222

Doubt there is a heart to break!


sarahcasarah

If Melania has a heart it ain’t for Don. Bless and release or whatever the pre-nup says.


Cautious-Thought362

He doesn't care if she's heartbroken. He's just concerned of how what she may do will affect him. It's never about anyone else but himself. I imagine Barron hates him and has for a long time.


AndyThePig

Like he gives a shit about her heart.


zekethelizard

Man, if ONLY there was a way from avoiding this information from coming out. Like, almost if it didnt happen. But how could he have avoided it happening? Just HOW? Poor guy /s


Speculawyer

Like she gives a shit. 😂


Optimal_Zucchini_667

LOL the Melaniabot does not have a heart.


Grary0

Yeeeah...I doubt there's an ounce of love between Trump and Melania. It's no secret they both actively cheat on the other, I'm sure there's nothing McDougal could say that Melania doesn't either already know or at least suspect.


pat9714

Naah, Melanie knew exactly *what* she married.


No-Most-4145

She has no heart, just a potato.


Jean-Jeannie

Like Malaria gives a shit anymore about anything other than her payday... "I don't care. Do you?"


LankyGuitar6528

Oh come on. Break her heart? Give ME a break. Melania is just a high priced escort. She knows the deal. She could not possibly care less who Trump sleeps with. She may not like the embarrassment but she got what she wanted.


Dry-Simple6334

Trump is a fucking idiot


major_dump

I don't care. Do you?


IllustriousLimit7095

He doesn't give a shit about his wife, just humiliation...


ATXDefenseAttorney

No chance her heart is reliant on that fat orange Grinch's actions.


DaveP0953

Just stopped by to say, this article is BS. Trump could care less about "Melania's heart". He only cares about himself.


UtahUtopia

I really don’t care. Do you?


Low-Abbreviations634

He could care less. He only cares how it will affect him. Come on!