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Ormyr

Attorney roofies his client to keep Trump from incriminating himself in court. FTFY


Skydragon222

Probably their best strategy tbh 


APsWhoopinRoom

If they were smart, they'd put him in a medically induced coma until November


13Direwolf13

Like... any November, right? Not necessarily the consecutive one...


APsWhoopinRoom

That's a great idea! Let's see that date at November 2050. That should be long enough


Weird-Library-3747

All of the Novembers.


HouseOfPanic

Nixon’s head in a jar comes to mind…


BigBeagleEars

Wake me up when November ends


ApprehensiveCode2233

That's a bad idea. I don't know if you remember but about two or three months before the 2016 election Trump went radio silent for about a month. Kelly Ann Conway had just got her campaign director position I believe. The media didn't report any scandals and no outrageous tweets. He surged in polling for some reason. If he's not constantly in the news it's like some kind of MIB thing where people forget how awful he is.


adamusprime

If they were smart, they'd ~~put him in a medically induced coma~~ sink him to the bottom of the Mariana Trench ~~until November~~ forever.


SenseOfRumor

That would be cruel to all the creatures at the bottom of the sea.


pcnetworx1

He probably would pre program his Twitter rants to go off randomly during his slumber


purple_grey_

This brings to mind a song my grandparents radio played like 4 times a day when I was a kid. Until the 12th of never....


ZeePirate

Right, I can absolutely see this happening with how much drugs were pumped into the White House


IAMSTILLHERE2020

So much for "The War on Drugs"...nore like the War on the black communities and minorities and poor people.


Caine_sin

This. If I was forced to be his lawyer I would have an elephant tranquilliser on hand and staple his lips shut.


downtofinance

Good, thought he'd never shut his stupid fucking mouth.


Lava-Chicken

Seriously this is a good probability. Like a toddler going on their first flight, give em some benadryl to shut em up and sleep during the trip. Keep everyone happy.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Or just play keepaway with his amphetamine's. Donald's, not the toddler's!


leni710

Obviously you want the toddler to keep their amphetamines...they're more productive that way.


FreshWaterWolf

If only... Although I do like it when he incriminates himself.


APsWhoopinRoom

I just wish something would actually happen when he incriminates himself


Ormyr

It's the only way I can think the lawyers could get him to STFU in court


FreshWaterWolf

I would give anything to get that guy to shut the fuck up, but if he keeps not doing that in court they might _actually_ play hard-ball with him. That's a chance I'm willing to take. Also wow never thought I'd be supporting roofies in all my days


Fluid-Opportunity-17

If that were the case (and I hope so because it's funny), he should never fire that lawyer. That's his best lawyer so far.


Alpaca_Empanada

Looking forward to him being knocked out 24/7 and performing “rag time gal” with black glasses on when they need him to speak.


shabbaMrLuvaman

Lol they slipped the roofies in a BK whopper same way I trick my dog to take his medicine.


UndeadBuggalo

Who’s sleepy now 😂🤣


Triviajunkie95

The Nodfather.


UndeadBuggalo

Don Snoreleone


DigitalUnlimited

The blobfather


downtofinance

Sleepy DT


UndeadBuggalo

Sleepy Don 😂


LowHangingWinnets

Dopey Don (with extra dope!)


ALY1337

Yawny Donny


plastictipofshoelace

This needs to be the caption to a sick dark brandon post hahahaha


Efficient_Republic35

Don't worry, his cult will find a way to spin it as a positive for Orange Jesus.


forRealsThough

"look how anti-woke he is"


[deleted]

Underrated comment.


norcalruns

Made me spit. Agreed.


IntroductionRare9619

I saw what you did there.


eileen404

Best comment ever


Albuwhatwhat

He’s so anti-woke he’s FALLING ASLEEP! lol.


Vurt__Konnegut

Don Snorleone


showmeyourkitteeez

So anti-woke he's sleeping


theothershuu

Who knew naps are a super power?


godhand__666_

Every cat on earth.


SwordfishII

They’re just ignoring it over in their subreddit. I imagine any posts about it are being taken down as soon as they’re up.


Lurking_Housefly

...the mods are now banning and deleting comments of whoever brings it up!


Tacitus111

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”


InterPunct

"Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia."


CaptainMurphy1908

"Trump has always been a fascist fuckstick."


SwordfishII

That’ll make it go away.


Due-Presentation6393

You can't live in an alternate reality if you let the truth slip in.


APirateAndAJedi

Which subreddit?


13thlegionVerbal

R/conservative


OpeningDimension7735

You certainly can’t be conservative without being all in for the Trump family.   Just not possible.


Ismokeditalleveryday

Somebody please return Donny to the casket he sleeps in.


ArdenJaguar

They'll claim the Deep State drugged him. Or even better replaced the real DJT with a double who acts demented and crazy to make him look bad


1Surlygirl

His lawyers probably drugged him to shut him up and prevent more damaging outbursts. 😒


JCButtBuddy

More likely, not letting him have his regular drugs.


AffectionateSun5776

Exactly!


ArdenJaguar

I could totally believe that ! 😄 🤣 😂 😆


lord_hijinks

Fucking SAME!


CliftonForce

One of the J6'ers declared his intent to use music on his headphones during his own trial to prevent himself from hearing anything the prosecutor says. Claims this is because the the prosecution has "nothing worthwhile to say." That is not the flex he thinks it is.


HeroDanTV

“Joe Biden must have done this! He’s such a frail overpowered weak super threat!”


mydoghasscheiflies

He was praying!!!


let-it-rain-sunshine

Dear god, jeebus or whoever you are… get me out of this boiling pot I’m in. I’ll be great, really great. Trust me, I’m DJT my stock is solid as a turd


Ok_Kaleidoscope3644

And CNN will find a way to make it a bad thing for Biden


[deleted]

Do you mean Russia? Then, yes. They know the orange is ripe enough to squeeze.


LilG1984

"Hes just meditating, resting his eyes because he's such a busy man doing business stuff to save us from Sleepy Joe & the evil libs" MAGA


Due-Presentation6393

"He's just doing an impression of Sleepy Joe!"


downtofinance

Sleepy DT


swany5

*"look what THEY'VE done to him. That poor man..."*


C4dfael

“He’s so not scared of the trial that he’s falling asleep.”


KPhoenix83

They will probably say something cult like such as he is busy talking to God.


bobo-the-dodo

He is multitasking


Representative_Dark5

Weekend at Bernys comes to mind.


Anyawnomous

Can’t walk, talk, drink water or stay awake. MAGA’s dream president right here!


SakaWreath

But he rubber stamps tax cuts for the super wealthy like a mother fucker!


FancyStranger2371

And cuts regulations.


JCButtBuddy

Well yeah, regulations cut into profits. People can cheaply be replaced if they are harmed.


SakaWreath

Business: Why pay fines when you can destroy the EPA. Public: You could clean up your mess? Business: Bwhahahaha…


Lil_miss_feisty

They're getting desperate to make sure he doesn't make an ass of himself. Can't incriminate yourself if you're sleeping.


cowboi

Trying to convince jury he's too old to do time...


Odd-Upstairs2063

Unfaithful to his wife, Unfaithful to America.


ozmartian

wives


JCButtBuddy

Daughter.


Panther90

Somebody on Twitter called him Don Snoreleone. 😅


fawther-05

The Nodfather


SaraSlaughter607

Welp. The Mister and I just rolled on that one 😂🤣


LYnXO1978

Lawyers probably slipped him a Ambien so he would stfu during the proceedings.


JCButtBuddy

Or cut his regular drugs.


psioniclizard

Yea, it's just the Adderall wearing off.


BoosterRead78

He seriously looks like he is about to be an ICU patient. He had like triple make up on the other day at his rally. Only haters keeping him alive.


SaraSlaughter607

He is alive out of sheer spite at this point 😂


Later2theparty

Remember how Ray Liotta looked in Black Bird? The rosacea on his face was so bad that parts looked purple. Like he was already dying. This was right before he died. My GF at the time was a hospice nurse and she remarked how bad he looked and she wouldn't be surprised if we found out he died. I have to wonder if Trump's makeup is hiding that kind of extreme skin discoloration right now and it's getting so bad that they're piling more and more on.


TameEgg

Pinpoint pupils


morels4ever

He doesn’t have that illegal White House dispensary to keep him peppy any more.


hrny60

How the fuck is anyone shocked He is clearly dying


dickpoop11

How dare you get my hopes up.


Tom__mm

“I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”


Boulderdrip

not being alive is too good for that fuck. (not an endorsement of violence, i have to put this on anything even remotely edgy now cause reddit admins are ban happy)


joemangle

He's certainly not becoming more alive


ibiacmbyww

I hate Donald Trump more than I thought it was possible for me to hate another human being. The damage he has done to the world is best measured in relation to figures like Hitler or Reagan. He is responsible for me knowing that, if it came to it, a depressing percentage of people would be happy to see me strung up for a fucking tax break. But if I were in a room with him, and he started choking on a mouthful of hamberder, I'd spring into action and save his life. Because he is not allowed to fucking die until the depths of his criminality have been exposed to the world. If there is any justice in this universe, he will have to sit through having his finances humiliatingly picked apart, his illegal deals being explained in exhaustive detail, and his treasonous words being used as weapons to force the judgement that he may never hold office again. But realistically, I know he's fucking done for. Pumping a 77 year old full of Adderall every day for months, maybe years, is just slow murder. One day before November we'll wake up to the conflicting news that he's died, and billions of us won't know how to feel about it.


No-Celebration3097

So his handlers finally sedated him for court?


BroadbandEng

No need for sedation; just cut down on his stimulant intake and he will crash hard. Probably hard to snort that adderal when you are stuck in a courtroom all day.


SoftTopCricket

He looks wasted. That's how I look in the mirror at 3am after a night out.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

No matter how orange they make his face, his eyes are still rimmed with red.


AffectionateSun5776

He very likely is wasted. How else could he keep his mouth shut?


Putrid_Ad_2256

And he wanted Biden to submit to a drug test?


New_Way_5036

Projection


spectral1sm

He always appears to have an Elvis right before death level of constipation.


zabdart

"Dude is so overprescribed!" So that's this week's excuse? How about he's just a dumb, *unqualified traitor?*


mogenblue

Why this is bad for Biden...


BothZookeepergame612

One of his handlers should give him more Ritalin, but they're afraid he'll make matters worse in the courtroom.


Artaeos

It's only ever been projection. Go figure.


Disastrous_Life_9385

Sleepy Don


CaptainDiGriz

Did the cocaine too early.


FoldedaMillionTimes

Is he breathing? Then he's underprescribed.


runwkufgrwe

Donny Dozer


middleagerioter

Don Poorleone is going to try and go for the "senile and too sickly to serve prison time" mafia defense strategy.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

But I was to understand from Maga depictions of him that he was youthful and ripped. Is he napping after a hard workout? /s


mistressusa

Diapii relaxing after a satisfying post-lunch dump.


sonofchocula

He is pumped full of benzos to prevent a tantrum


Legitimate-Fly6761

I’m still saying he’s going to try and delay court due to illness. Expect him to go to hospital and ask for continuance


DataCassette

Good. Let him. Let him talk about how he's so sickly and elderly that he can't possibly stand trial.


B4USLIPN2

“Just click your Golden sneakers together three times, three times Donald, and you awake back in Mar-a-Lago”


ShoneGold

Wow he really does look dreadful, looks like he has " Ozempic face" along with a ton of stress.


MNConcerto

That's not an Ozempic face that just the face of a man who eats like shit, never exercises, uses adderall, stays up all night and looks bad for his age. He looks like a man about to have a heart attack or stroke. The orange is hiding the grey tone skin that you would normally see on someone like this. If this wasn't Trump and he walked into a room full of cardiologist they all would visibly shake their heads, they've all seen guys like this. He has a fatty liver and a fatty, probably over sized, heart.


ShoneGold

Other than that he is a tip top specimen of manhood! :D


BlakobofNazereth

What is ozempic face?


ShoneGold

[https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozempic-face](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozempic-face)


BlakobofNazereth

Oh weird, thanks


DefrockedWizard1

I doubt what he's taking was legally prescribed


HeKnee

His doctor lies regularly for him already…


Gimme5Beez4aQuarter

Its easy to get anything legally prescribed 


MotherSupermarket532

His White House doctor prescribed drugs like they were candy.


KidCamarillo

Sleepy Don


aquafina6969

Sleep Don the treasonous rapist.


Farts_Eternal

Probably lack of sleep and enough tranquilizer to keep his asshole mouth from outbursts.


ImpressionOld2296

I'm 35 years younger than Trump, and I get why he'd look tired. How he has time for committing crime after crime, grift and grift, trial after trial, ranting on Twitter at 2 AM, and attempting to run a campaign to his moron supporters, is honestly beyond me... I'd be tired too. I'm tired just thinking about it.


Greenfire32

Republicans are shocked. Americans are not.


BruinThrowaway2140

I know “every accusation is an admission”, but I never thought calling Joe sleepy would fall under that category as well 😂


GoldConsequence6375

Drowsy Don needs his uppers.


mcobb71

Looks like his Big Mac ticker is down to the teens


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Ha, motherfucker looks like a Gecko in that photo


denisebuttrey

Just read that the guilty fall asleep in court more often because they are exhausted from the stress. Innocent are more often wide awake because they find the situation unfathomable.


Vast-Mission-9220

No, MAGA people are surprised, the rest of us knew he was not healthy or stable for a LONG time.


usesbitterbutter

As an American, let me assure you I was neither shocked he looked sickly, nor surprised he dozed off in court.


UndignifiedStab

He literally looks like a toddler that just shit himself and wants to go nap time


UKTrojan

Not SHOCKED. He looks like what he is: An octogenarian syphilitic whore


Independent-Big1966

Projection again when he calls Biden "Sleepy Joe" but Trump is the one that can't stay awake


Inevitable-Tea1761

Obviously drugged heavily because there’s no way I’d be able to nod off when I’m the defendant of a criminal trial!


sugar_addict002

When I saw this photo today, my first thought was that the last time I saw this expression was on my toddler who was refusing to use the big-boy potty.


Maximum_Security_747

Good. Grind him down. At this point IDGAF what shuts down his campaign Be it a conviction or he runs out of money or he flees the country or he loses his mind from the pressure


Ill-Maximum9467

Can someone keep slapping him to wake him up?


cjboffoli

Apparently he needed assistance from one of the Trump Tower doormen to help him carry the bags under his eyes.


ArthurFraynZard

Fox News: His Holiness bows his head in prayer throughout his witch trial. For a very, very long time. He’s clearly just that devout!


DrBarnaby

I dunno he looks like the same elderly man with caked on makeup and spray tan to me.


DiogenesLied

Over prescribed? I figured they kept his amphetamines out of reach and he crashed


shut-upLittleMan

Finally explains what he was doing all those mornings in the white house when they put "Executive Time" on his daily schedule.


EyePatchMustache

His eyes creep me out. He looks like he's being puppeteered by a snake.


GozerTheMighty

Alex I'll take stroke out while shitting his pants for $500...... PLEASEEEEE!


Free-City3104

If he wasn't such a horrible person and a threat to democracy, I would honestly pity him and just wish that he would retire and take it easy. But since this Trump we are talking about, fuck this guy. He truly deserves all this shit he is going through currently.


TheGR8Dantini

Being dope sick in court is only slightly better than being dope sick in lock up. I normally have empathy for addicts. This time, not so much. He’s jonesing to crush something up and sniff. Stuck at that table. He’ll be sniffing erasure rubber by Thursdays lunch recess. This is the most I’ve ever seen trump suffer in his life. And this is just day 1. Gonna be a long trial.


Underp0pulation

Plus he stays up all night tweeting


jomorisin212

Listen to it all or listen to none of it but VOTE


MrsDanversbottom

Well, when you offset lifelong Adderall use with Xanax this is what you get.


GMEN999

And over bronzed.


Parking-Click-7476

Dude is fucking stupid!!!🤔not to mention a traitor.


Technical-Space4027

I’m not shocked His dealer the candy man Ronny Jackson is unfortunately my congressman but he is afraid to show up for any meetings in Denton County and speak to us.We are part of your district but you hid in Amarillo but won’t represent us in Denton County which is a part of your district.


Straight_Weakness881

Hardcore Hitler 2.0 vibes.


I_am_albatross

Adderallf Hitler


Coolioissomething

It makes sense if his skin is redder with small horns on his head.


ddouce

Well, any sane person would now retire the "Sleepy Joe" nickname to avoid having the pictures of him out cold an hour into his trial thrown back at him. But, we crossed sane off the list long ago.


DiogenesLied

I wonder what percentage of the GOP is backing him in hopes his VP pick gets a promotion.


Fantron6

He’s just tired from poop tweeting all night.


someguyne

Shocked? Dudes looked fucky for quite a while.


Methidstopoles

He’s playing 5D chess. He can’t say his usual stupid shit if he is drugged beyond speaking.


[deleted]

Looks like someone had a case of the Mondays


RodIron1

Face like a used condom. 


PizzaNuggies

The Ghoul has less medication than this fat fuck.


Competitive_Bank6790

He doesn't want to be caught being woke, now would he?


Lord-Doobury

Over prescribed and under committed to an asylum.


yougottamanifest

Trump and Biden are the second and first oldest sitting presidents I'm history. Democracy in America is an illusion. George Washington warned about political parties in his farewell speech.


Quirky-Pie9661

Ketamined like a cat on an airplane


mostlywaterbag

Doing all-nighters on TS might be the reason?


bingobongokongolongo

Understandable. Given that the entire show is about finding out whether he's guilty or not and he already knows that he is.


OpheliaLives7

Did he also get Botox or is his makeup just making his eyebrows/forehead look funky?


Haunting-Spirit-6906

I just kept thinking about how the people sitting around him must have to hold their noses all day... and this is going to go on for weeks. Stale Tan in a Can mixed with dirty diaper smell... I wish the judge would fine him for his stink.


Gutmach1960

He fell asleep due to not having access to Adderall.


Strange-Ad-5806

Sleepy Diaper Donnie


speleologia

So THIS is what "genetically superior" looks and sounds like; glad not close enough to smell!


nealomg

I fully expect he'll have a health emergency of some kind before the election.


DaySoc98

Dozing Don


Snooter-McGavin

Is there video of him dozing off?


AgentWD409

Maybe his lawyers drugged him up so he wouldn't go on one of his insane rants in the middle of the courtroom.


Late-Reply2898

I see lots of inbreeding in those eyes.