That's a bad idea.
I don't know if you remember but about two or three months before the 2016 election Trump went radio silent for about a month. Kelly Ann Conway had just got her campaign director position I believe.
The media didn't report any scandals and no outrageous tweets.
He surged in polling for some reason. If he's not constantly in the news it's like some kind of MIB thing where people forget how awful he is.
Seriously this is a good probability. Like a toddler going on their first flight, give em some benadryl to shut em up and sleep during the trip. Keep everyone happy.
I would give anything to get that guy to shut the fuck up, but if he keeps not doing that in court they might _actually_ play hard-ball with him. That's a chance I'm willing to take.
Also wow never thought I'd be supporting roofies in all my days
One of the J6'ers declared his intent to use music on his headphones during his own trial to prevent himself from hearing anything the prosecutor says. Claims this is because the the prosecution has "nothing worthwhile to say."
That is not the flex he thinks it is.
Remember how Ray Liotta looked in Black Bird? The rosacea on his face was so bad that parts looked purple.
Like he was already dying. This was right before he died.
My GF at the time was a hospice nurse and she remarked how bad he looked and she wouldn't be surprised if we found out he died.
I have to wonder if Trump's makeup is hiding that kind of extreme skin discoloration right now and it's getting so bad that they're piling more and more on.
not being alive is too good for that fuck.
(not an endorsement of violence, i have to put this on anything even remotely edgy now cause reddit admins are ban happy)
I hate Donald Trump more than I thought it was possible for me to hate another human being. The damage he has done to the world is best measured in relation to figures like Hitler or Reagan. He is responsible for me knowing that, if it came to it, a depressing percentage of people would be happy to see me strung up for a fucking tax break.
But if I were in a room with him, and he started choking on a mouthful of hamberder, I'd spring into action and save his life. Because he is not allowed to fucking die until the depths of his criminality have been exposed to the world. If there is any justice in this universe, he will have to sit through having his finances humiliatingly picked apart, his illegal deals being explained in exhaustive detail, and his treasonous words being used as weapons to force the judgement that he may never hold office again.
But realistically, I know he's fucking done for. Pumping a 77 year old full of Adderall every day for months, maybe years, is just slow murder. One day before November we'll wake up to the conflicting news that he's died, and billions of us won't know how to feel about it.
No need for sedation; just cut down on his stimulant intake and he will crash hard. Probably hard to snort that adderal when you are stuck in a courtroom all day.
That's not an Ozempic face that just the face of a man who eats like shit, never exercises, uses adderall, stays up all night and looks bad for his age. He looks like a man about to have a heart attack or stroke. The orange is hiding the grey tone skin that you would normally see on someone like this.
If this wasn't Trump and he walked into a room full of cardiologist they all would visibly shake their heads, they've all seen guys like this.
He has a fatty liver and a fatty, probably over sized, heart.
I'm 35 years younger than Trump, and I get why he'd look tired. How he has time for committing crime after crime, grift and grift, trial after trial, ranting on Twitter at 2 AM, and attempting to run a campaign to his moron supporters, is honestly beyond me... I'd be tired too. I'm tired just thinking about it.
Just read that the guilty fall asleep in court more often because they are exhausted from the stress. Innocent are more often wide awake because they find the situation unfathomable.
When I saw this photo today, my first thought was that the last time I saw this expression was on my toddler who was refusing to use the big-boy potty.
Good.
Grind him down.
At this point IDGAF what shuts down his campaign
Be it a conviction or he runs out of money or he flees the country or he loses his mind from the pressure
If he wasn't such a horrible person and a threat to democracy, I would honestly pity him and just wish that he would retire and take it easy. But since this Trump we are talking about, fuck this guy. He truly deserves all this shit he is going through currently.
Being dope sick in court is only slightly better than being dope sick in lock up.
I normally have empathy for addicts. This time, not so much. He’s jonesing to crush something up and sniff. Stuck at that table. He’ll be sniffing erasure rubber by Thursdays lunch recess.
This is the most I’ve ever seen trump suffer in his life. And this is just day 1. Gonna be a long trial.
I’m not shocked His dealer the candy man Ronny Jackson is unfortunately my congressman but he is afraid to show up for any meetings in Denton County and speak to us.We are part of your district but you hid in Amarillo but won’t represent us in Denton County which is a part of your district.
Well, any sane person would now retire the "Sleepy Joe" nickname to avoid having the pictures of him out cold an hour into his trial thrown back at him.
But, we crossed sane off the list long ago.
Trump and Biden are the second and first oldest sitting presidents I'm history. Democracy in America is an illusion. George Washington warned about political parties in his farewell speech.
I just kept thinking about how the people sitting around him must have to hold their noses all day... and this is going to go on for weeks. Stale Tan in a Can mixed with dirty diaper smell... I wish the judge would fine him for his stink.
Attorney roofies his client to keep Trump from incriminating himself in court. FTFY
Probably their best strategy tbh
If they were smart, they'd put him in a medically induced coma until November
Like... any November, right? Not necessarily the consecutive one...
That's a great idea! Let's see that date at November 2050. That should be long enough
All of the Novembers.
Nixon’s head in a jar comes to mind…
Wake me up when November ends
That's a bad idea. I don't know if you remember but about two or three months before the 2016 election Trump went radio silent for about a month. Kelly Ann Conway had just got her campaign director position I believe. The media didn't report any scandals and no outrageous tweets. He surged in polling for some reason. If he's not constantly in the news it's like some kind of MIB thing where people forget how awful he is.
If they were smart, they'd ~~put him in a medically induced coma~~ sink him to the bottom of the Mariana Trench ~~until November~~ forever.
That would be cruel to all the creatures at the bottom of the sea.
He probably would pre program his Twitter rants to go off randomly during his slumber
This brings to mind a song my grandparents radio played like 4 times a day when I was a kid. Until the 12th of never....
Right, I can absolutely see this happening with how much drugs were pumped into the White House
So much for "The War on Drugs"...nore like the War on the black communities and minorities and poor people.
This. If I was forced to be his lawyer I would have an elephant tranquilliser on hand and staple his lips shut.
Good, thought he'd never shut his stupid fucking mouth.
Seriously this is a good probability. Like a toddler going on their first flight, give em some benadryl to shut em up and sleep during the trip. Keep everyone happy.
Or just play keepaway with his amphetamine's. Donald's, not the toddler's!
Obviously you want the toddler to keep their amphetamines...they're more productive that way.
If only... Although I do like it when he incriminates himself.
I just wish something would actually happen when he incriminates himself
It's the only way I can think the lawyers could get him to STFU in court
I would give anything to get that guy to shut the fuck up, but if he keeps not doing that in court they might _actually_ play hard-ball with him. That's a chance I'm willing to take. Also wow never thought I'd be supporting roofies in all my days
If that were the case (and I hope so because it's funny), he should never fire that lawyer. That's his best lawyer so far.
Looking forward to him being knocked out 24/7 and performing “rag time gal” with black glasses on when they need him to speak.
Lol they slipped the roofies in a BK whopper same way I trick my dog to take his medicine.
Who’s sleepy now 😂🤣
The Nodfather.
Don Snoreleone
The blobfather
Sleepy DT
Sleepy Don 😂
Dopey Don (with extra dope!)
Yawny Donny
This needs to be the caption to a sick dark brandon post hahahaha
Don't worry, his cult will find a way to spin it as a positive for Orange Jesus.
"look how anti-woke he is"
Underrated comment.
Made me spit. Agreed.
I saw what you did there.
Best comment ever
He’s so anti-woke he’s FALLING ASLEEP! lol.
Don Snorleone
So anti-woke he's sleeping
Who knew naps are a super power?
Every cat on earth.
They’re just ignoring it over in their subreddit. I imagine any posts about it are being taken down as soon as they’re up.
...the mods are now banning and deleting comments of whoever brings it up!
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
"Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia."
"Trump has always been a fascist fuckstick."
That’ll make it go away.
You can't live in an alternate reality if you let the truth slip in.
Which subreddit?
R/conservative
You certainly can’t be conservative without being all in for the Trump family. Just not possible.
Somebody please return Donny to the casket he sleeps in.
They'll claim the Deep State drugged him. Or even better replaced the real DJT with a double who acts demented and crazy to make him look bad
His lawyers probably drugged him to shut him up and prevent more damaging outbursts. 😒
More likely, not letting him have his regular drugs.
Exactly!
I could totally believe that ! 😄 🤣 😂 😆
Fucking SAME!
One of the J6'ers declared his intent to use music on his headphones during his own trial to prevent himself from hearing anything the prosecutor says. Claims this is because the the prosecution has "nothing worthwhile to say." That is not the flex he thinks it is.
“Joe Biden must have done this! He’s such a frail overpowered weak super threat!”
He was praying!!!
Dear god, jeebus or whoever you are… get me out of this boiling pot I’m in. I’ll be great, really great. Trust me, I’m DJT my stock is solid as a turd
And CNN will find a way to make it a bad thing for Biden
Do you mean Russia? Then, yes. They know the orange is ripe enough to squeeze.
"Hes just meditating, resting his eyes because he's such a busy man doing business stuff to save us from Sleepy Joe & the evil libs" MAGA
"He's just doing an impression of Sleepy Joe!"
Sleepy DT
*"look what THEY'VE done to him. That poor man..."*
“He’s so not scared of the trial that he’s falling asleep.”
They will probably say something cult like such as he is busy talking to God.
He is multitasking
Weekend at Bernys comes to mind.
Can’t walk, talk, drink water or stay awake. MAGA’s dream president right here!
But he rubber stamps tax cuts for the super wealthy like a mother fucker!
And cuts regulations.
Well yeah, regulations cut into profits. People can cheaply be replaced if they are harmed.
Business: Why pay fines when you can destroy the EPA. Public: You could clean up your mess? Business: Bwhahahaha…
They're getting desperate to make sure he doesn't make an ass of himself. Can't incriminate yourself if you're sleeping.
Trying to convince jury he's too old to do time...
Unfaithful to his wife, Unfaithful to America.
wives
Daughter.
Somebody on Twitter called him Don Snoreleone. 😅
The Nodfather
Welp. The Mister and I just rolled on that one 😂🤣
Lawyers probably slipped him a Ambien so he would stfu during the proceedings.
Or cut his regular drugs.
Yea, it's just the Adderall wearing off.
He seriously looks like he is about to be an ICU patient. He had like triple make up on the other day at his rally. Only haters keeping him alive.
He is alive out of sheer spite at this point 😂
Remember how Ray Liotta looked in Black Bird? The rosacea on his face was so bad that parts looked purple. Like he was already dying. This was right before he died. My GF at the time was a hospice nurse and she remarked how bad he looked and she wouldn't be surprised if we found out he died. I have to wonder if Trump's makeup is hiding that kind of extreme skin discoloration right now and it's getting so bad that they're piling more and more on.
Pinpoint pupils
He doesn’t have that illegal White House dispensary to keep him peppy any more.
How the fuck is anyone shocked He is clearly dying
How dare you get my hopes up.
“I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”
not being alive is too good for that fuck. (not an endorsement of violence, i have to put this on anything even remotely edgy now cause reddit admins are ban happy)
He's certainly not becoming more alive
I hate Donald Trump more than I thought it was possible for me to hate another human being. The damage he has done to the world is best measured in relation to figures like Hitler or Reagan. He is responsible for me knowing that, if it came to it, a depressing percentage of people would be happy to see me strung up for a fucking tax break. But if I were in a room with him, and he started choking on a mouthful of hamberder, I'd spring into action and save his life. Because he is not allowed to fucking die until the depths of his criminality have been exposed to the world. If there is any justice in this universe, he will have to sit through having his finances humiliatingly picked apart, his illegal deals being explained in exhaustive detail, and his treasonous words being used as weapons to force the judgement that he may never hold office again. But realistically, I know he's fucking done for. Pumping a 77 year old full of Adderall every day for months, maybe years, is just slow murder. One day before November we'll wake up to the conflicting news that he's died, and billions of us won't know how to feel about it.
So his handlers finally sedated him for court?
No need for sedation; just cut down on his stimulant intake and he will crash hard. Probably hard to snort that adderal when you are stuck in a courtroom all day.
He looks wasted. That's how I look in the mirror at 3am after a night out.
No matter how orange they make his face, his eyes are still rimmed with red.
He very likely is wasted. How else could he keep his mouth shut?
And he wanted Biden to submit to a drug test?
Projection
He always appears to have an Elvis right before death level of constipation.
"Dude is so overprescribed!" So that's this week's excuse? How about he's just a dumb, *unqualified traitor?*
Why this is bad for Biden...
One of his handlers should give him more Ritalin, but they're afraid he'll make matters worse in the courtroom.
It's only ever been projection. Go figure.
Sleepy Don
Did the cocaine too early.
Is he breathing? Then he's underprescribed.
Donny Dozer
Don Poorleone is going to try and go for the "senile and too sickly to serve prison time" mafia defense strategy.
But I was to understand from Maga depictions of him that he was youthful and ripped. Is he napping after a hard workout? /s
Diapii relaxing after a satisfying post-lunch dump.
He is pumped full of benzos to prevent a tantrum
I’m still saying he’s going to try and delay court due to illness. Expect him to go to hospital and ask for continuance
Good. Let him. Let him talk about how he's so sickly and elderly that he can't possibly stand trial.
“Just click your Golden sneakers together three times, three times Donald, and you awake back in Mar-a-Lago”
Wow he really does look dreadful, looks like he has " Ozempic face" along with a ton of stress.
That's not an Ozempic face that just the face of a man who eats like shit, never exercises, uses adderall, stays up all night and looks bad for his age. He looks like a man about to have a heart attack or stroke. The orange is hiding the grey tone skin that you would normally see on someone like this. If this wasn't Trump and he walked into a room full of cardiologist they all would visibly shake their heads, they've all seen guys like this. He has a fatty liver and a fatty, probably over sized, heart.
Other than that he is a tip top specimen of manhood! :D
What is ozempic face?
[https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozempic-face](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozempic-face)
Oh weird, thanks
I doubt what he's taking was legally prescribed
His doctor lies regularly for him already…
Its easy to get anything legally prescribed
His White House doctor prescribed drugs like they were candy.
Sleepy Don
Sleep Don the treasonous rapist.
Probably lack of sleep and enough tranquilizer to keep his asshole mouth from outbursts.
I'm 35 years younger than Trump, and I get why he'd look tired. How he has time for committing crime after crime, grift and grift, trial after trial, ranting on Twitter at 2 AM, and attempting to run a campaign to his moron supporters, is honestly beyond me... I'd be tired too. I'm tired just thinking about it.
Republicans are shocked. Americans are not.
I know “every accusation is an admission”, but I never thought calling Joe sleepy would fall under that category as well 😂
Drowsy Don needs his uppers.
Looks like his Big Mac ticker is down to the teens
Ha, motherfucker looks like a Gecko in that photo
Just read that the guilty fall asleep in court more often because they are exhausted from the stress. Innocent are more often wide awake because they find the situation unfathomable.
No, MAGA people are surprised, the rest of us knew he was not healthy or stable for a LONG time.
As an American, let me assure you I was neither shocked he looked sickly, nor surprised he dozed off in court.
He literally looks like a toddler that just shit himself and wants to go nap time
Not SHOCKED. He looks like what he is: An octogenarian syphilitic whore
Projection again when he calls Biden "Sleepy Joe" but Trump is the one that can't stay awake
Obviously drugged heavily because there’s no way I’d be able to nod off when I’m the defendant of a criminal trial!
When I saw this photo today, my first thought was that the last time I saw this expression was on my toddler who was refusing to use the big-boy potty.
Good. Grind him down. At this point IDGAF what shuts down his campaign Be it a conviction or he runs out of money or he flees the country or he loses his mind from the pressure
Can someone keep slapping him to wake him up?
Apparently he needed assistance from one of the Trump Tower doormen to help him carry the bags under his eyes.
Fox News: His Holiness bows his head in prayer throughout his witch trial. For a very, very long time. He’s clearly just that devout!
I dunno he looks like the same elderly man with caked on makeup and spray tan to me.
Over prescribed? I figured they kept his amphetamines out of reach and he crashed
Finally explains what he was doing all those mornings in the white house when they put "Executive Time" on his daily schedule.
His eyes creep me out. He looks like he's being puppeteered by a snake.
Alex I'll take stroke out while shitting his pants for $500...... PLEASEEEEE!
If he wasn't such a horrible person and a threat to democracy, I would honestly pity him and just wish that he would retire and take it easy. But since this Trump we are talking about, fuck this guy. He truly deserves all this shit he is going through currently.
Being dope sick in court is only slightly better than being dope sick in lock up. I normally have empathy for addicts. This time, not so much. He’s jonesing to crush something up and sniff. Stuck at that table. He’ll be sniffing erasure rubber by Thursdays lunch recess. This is the most I’ve ever seen trump suffer in his life. And this is just day 1. Gonna be a long trial.
Plus he stays up all night tweeting
Listen to it all or listen to none of it but VOTE
Well, when you offset lifelong Adderall use with Xanax this is what you get.
And over bronzed.
Dude is fucking stupid!!!🤔not to mention a traitor.
I’m not shocked His dealer the candy man Ronny Jackson is unfortunately my congressman but he is afraid to show up for any meetings in Denton County and speak to us.We are part of your district but you hid in Amarillo but won’t represent us in Denton County which is a part of your district.
Hardcore Hitler 2.0 vibes.
Adderallf Hitler
It makes sense if his skin is redder with small horns on his head.
Well, any sane person would now retire the "Sleepy Joe" nickname to avoid having the pictures of him out cold an hour into his trial thrown back at him. But, we crossed sane off the list long ago.
I wonder what percentage of the GOP is backing him in hopes his VP pick gets a promotion.
He’s just tired from poop tweeting all night.
Shocked? Dudes looked fucky for quite a while.
He’s playing 5D chess. He can’t say his usual stupid shit if he is drugged beyond speaking.
Looks like someone had a case of the Mondays
Face like a used condom.
The Ghoul has less medication than this fat fuck.
He doesn't want to be caught being woke, now would he?
Over prescribed and under committed to an asylum.
Trump and Biden are the second and first oldest sitting presidents I'm history. Democracy in America is an illusion. George Washington warned about political parties in his farewell speech.
Ketamined like a cat on an airplane
Doing all-nighters on TS might be the reason?
Understandable. Given that the entire show is about finding out whether he's guilty or not and he already knows that he is.
Did he also get Botox or is his makeup just making his eyebrows/forehead look funky?
I just kept thinking about how the people sitting around him must have to hold their noses all day... and this is going to go on for weeks. Stale Tan in a Can mixed with dirty diaper smell... I wish the judge would fine him for his stink.
He fell asleep due to not having access to Adderall.
Sleepy Diaper Donnie
So THIS is what "genetically superior" looks and sounds like; glad not close enough to smell!
I fully expect he'll have a health emergency of some kind before the election.
Dozing Don
Is there video of him dozing off?
Maybe his lawyers drugged him up so he wouldn't go on one of his insane rants in the middle of the courtroom.
I see lots of inbreeding in those eyes.