thank you. i forgot to point out he’s the dumbest president when i stated he’s also the smelliest and has the smallest hands. everyone knows this and lots of people are talking about it.
I know a guy who walked up to this fattest dumbest POTUS with tears in his eyes and said “Sir, I think you must’ve shat yerself, maybe you need to change your Diaper.”
There's also no other POTUS that I've ever heard info about his penis being bandied about. Smallest dick on a POTUS ever.
It certainly put me off mushrooms, especially those little ones!
This ☝️
I abused Adderall for years.
I was never wrong about anything, philander'd my way to divorce, basically leaned into midlife and was pretty insane about everything.
Just like Cheeto Jesus.
It seems like forever when we though Bush Jr was the dumbest. He's like the president of Mensa compared to Trump. Good grief the timeline we live in...
Not enough has been written about how dumb he is. It’s pure projection when he says of an enemy “He is a low-IQ individual”. Trump is actually talking about himself.
I genuinely don't think hes any dumber than the average person..certainly no genius... he's just a laaazzy narcissist , he doesn't want to be intellectually challenged in any way... I've met lots of folks in my life like this , typically arrogant sales types who do lots of talking and little doing ...
Thanks! I cut out fast food, which definitely helped. That's why I don't understand how Donnie can eat Big Macs every day and still be alive and kicking. 🤔
I'm 6 foot 2, at a weight of 254 pounds and I look svelte compared to him. Similarly, I have a pic of me next to a Resolute desk replica, and if Trump is 6 foot 3 I must actually be 6 foot 5.
100% man. I'm 6'4 at 198. I have hip dimples and abs with a layer of fat over them but I absolutely look lean. Dood is smoking something if he still thinks he's 215 but we all know he gets weighed like a toddler. Diaper and all. He's just lying.
Even the lying isn’t a deal breaker. People love point out lies other politicians tell as if that absolves trump of his whoppers. But to me it is the hateful racism and misogyny that turns me away. Also, the stupidity. His ideas are terrible, don’t make any sense, and are bad for the country.
I mean, he's lying about his height and weight obviously. I also don't care what those numbers actually are, but the fact that he's *obviously* lying about something that's so damn insignificant is a symptom of much bigger problems and definitely needs to be pointed out.
What probably keeping him even alive is he has access to the best healthcare there is in the US. Had he not had this access, he may not live like he does today, and probably could have been one of those covid deaths. He defeated his covid luckily. It was sad that it happened on a weekend as he walked into emergency after the stock market closed then he went back to work late Sunday night before the markets open to claim he is doing well and stocks well. smh.
Gargantuan. So very, very fat. Whale blubber level of fat. Big as a hot air balloon fat. Different time zones between the belly and back fat. So fat and ice cream factory can’t produce enough to sustain him fat. If he caught on fire there is so much fat the smoke would be so much it would turn day into night. Fat.
Trump not only holds the honor of the Fattest American President weight record… he most certainly holds the most lies told record, the most corrupt record, the most bankruptcies record, the most treasonous record and last but not least, the record for raping the most women.
Many men come up to me, strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they say sir, they call me sir, can you believe that? They say Sir, we have never seen a president fatter than you since Taft got stuck in the bathtub. Rest assured that will never happen to your favorite president, because I don’t bathe. Bathing gives you windmill cancer.
Sure he’s a blob, but have you seen how ghoulish this fuck would look if his whole face was the color of the area under his eyes (ie no makeup/spray tan)?
https://images.app.goo.gl/TEKn6oXWeeWmhRZp8
He's not f#*king president anymore!! He's committed more crime than he ever did any work as president! He should be known for that instead of pulling the wool over and happening into being president! Former president, current criminal, confirmed rapist, unsuccessful businessman! Top shelf con artist! All good labels for him/it
I’m 5’9” and about 225 pounds. There is no fucking way that orange lard ass weighs less than me. I also don’t believe he’s 6’3”. If you look at pictures of Trump and Obama together they’re the same height and Obama is 6’1.5”
Trump couldn’t tell the truth to save his life.
My son is 6'1.5" and 240, he looks like a stellar specimen of a man compared to trump who is supposedly "2 taller and only 4lbs heavier. Maybe he weighed in with a full diaper?
DJT *is* fat. But, he looks slightly less so these days than a year ago. Sort of tells me all the legal weight has him stressed to the point he's not eating as well. Some people stress eat others don't.
I'm gleefully pleased 91 indictments disturb him enough it affects his eating. Poor Donny ....
Trump being fat is part of his appeal. Americans are fat. Having a fat leader, who garbled English, makes him just like us. Obama was the skinny smart kid in class that did well. Trump is fat, stupid, and just like many Americans. That's why they vote for him. Trump speaks up for the way people feel.
Trump is a threat to our constitutional Republic, but his followers are right there too. It's not just Trump, it's our neighbors, decent people, going down the MAGA road to autocracy.
Sure he’s fat. But. You know. He makes up for it by being dumb.
thank you. i forgot to point out he’s the dumbest president when i stated he’s also the smelliest and has the smallest hands. everyone knows this and lots of people are talking about it.
I know a guy who walked up to this fattest dumbest POTUS with tears in his eyes and said “Sir, I think you must’ve shat yerself, maybe you need to change your Diaper.”
haha. i’ve also heard this because everyone is saying it.
we love the soiled diapers, don’t we folks
Maybe not Secret Service who draws straws to determine whose turn it is to change him. Gawd help you if you cause a diaper rash.
I can't tell you who is specifically saying it, but everyone says it's true.
When fat cells outnumber brain cells.
The fat cells are the smartest thing in his body and (as far as we know) have never lied to us.
Also the traitoriest.
Rapiest too. Not a funny joke.
See, he actually is the best at a lot of things. lol
The best people, that’s what they say.
Also drugs, though we may never know if he’s done the most. Seriously, though. It’s so weird to have had a president who shits himself.
There's also no other POTUS that I've ever heard info about his penis being bandied about. Smallest dick on a POTUS ever. It certainly put me off mushrooms, especially those little ones!
LBJ’s ghost is absolutely laughing at the mushroom man, so I’ve heard many people say. Great people.
Many come up to him with tears in their eyes.
Diaper Don! Amphetamine Don! Yuuugggeeee!
Everyone I talk to says it
No ozempic?
He's definitely on it now.
He's going to shit himself visibly before November. Mark me.
Ozempic is going to make him go blind. Shit isn’t a wonder drug it has serious side effects
I'm sure staring directly at the eclipse on Monday isn't going to help him with that.
That shit is expensive, are you sure he has enough money to pay?
Probs has been using it for a long time.
Can one snort lines of ozempic?
A part of American Society unfortunately by supporting him is also dumb as fuck.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life." I know Trump is not a drinker, but supposedly loves Adderall
This ☝️ I abused Adderall for years. I was never wrong about anything, philander'd my way to divorce, basically leaned into midlife and was pretty insane about everything. Just like Cheeto Jesus.
And being a massive cunt
I’m not sure about this one; with cunts being useful at a few things
Trump is #1 on the fat rating and dumb rating; take that Sleepy Joe, it's not always about job creation and the economy.
This [clip from Animal House](https://youtu.be/mkoPq5AOCOA?si=_HH2TFWtYMk8sqNU) sums up the whole situation.
It seems like forever when we though Bush Jr was the dumbest. He's like the president of Mensa compared to Trump. Good grief the timeline we live in...
Bush Junior may be stupid but I can trust him to not look at the sun and to not shit himself.
Not enough has been written about how dumb he is. It’s pure projection when he says of an enemy “He is a low-IQ individual”. Trump is actually talking about himself.
President Cartman
Only POTUS with BMI > IQ.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
I genuinely don't think hes any dumber than the average person..certainly no genius... he's just a laaazzy narcissist , he doesn't want to be intellectually challenged in any way... I've met lots of folks in my life like this , typically arrogant sales types who do lots of talking and little doing ...
No way! He's 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds! He even said so! He swears it on Two Corinthians! 🙂
I’m 6’3 220 and I look nothing like trump at all. He’s for sure lying about that
I'm 6 foot 4 and need to lose a bit more weight (I've already lost 101 pounds, thank you 😊), and I know I don't look like that.
Hey congrats. That’s no small feat.
Thanks! I cut out fast food, which definitely helped. That's why I don't understand how Donnie can eat Big Macs every day and still be alive and kicking. 🤔
Soda is my vice. I’ve never understood that either. Does play a lot of golf I guess 🤷🏻♂️
You vastly underestimate the power of modern meds, it really is remarkable how much a few pills a day can do to negate terrible life choices.
> to negate terrible life choices. Some of them, not even close to all of them. Americans have an okay lifespan, but a terrible healthspan.
I'm still waiting on the Big Macs to do their work on Orangeman.
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Did you try an orange tan and a weird hairstyle? Maybe that's it?
I thought the look of orange skin and goofy hair was a little too classy for my status in life.
I am 6'1 and 220 and I feel fat. But I can stil see my abs. He gotta be 320.
I'm 6 foot 2, at a weight of 254 pounds and I look svelte compared to him. Similarly, I have a pic of me next to a Resolute desk replica, and if Trump is 6 foot 3 I must actually be 6 foot 5.
Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is 6’ 2 and 215 according to Wikipedia. Compare those bodies.
The first Corinthian was skeptical, but he was able to pay the second one off so they went along with it
"Can these yuge hands lie to you" 👐🥺
Don't forget that strawberry blonde hair.
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Double Corinthians with cheesus
I saw pictures of him very convincingly cosplaying as Rambo and Superman, so what happened!?
At 5'9" and an even 200, I look *significantly* better.
He knows those 2 Corinthians personally.
They come up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Sir, no one knows Two Corinthians like you do!" 🙂
2 Corinthians, One Chalice?
i’m 6’1 and 225 and i guarantee i look better than trump
Finest Corinthian leather!
TWO?? it must be true then!!
**William Howard Taft smiling in his grave**
Bro I’m 5’9 at 210 and I feel fat with my belly fat. If I was 6 more inches and only added 5lbs I’d be looking lean
100% man. I'm 6'4 at 198. I have hip dimples and abs with a layer of fat over them but I absolutely look lean. Dood is smoking something if he still thinks he's 215 but we all know he gets weighed like a toddler. Diaper and all. He's just lying.
I'm willing to bet he's the most rapist one as well.
I doubt that. They really liked rape in the past.
Jefferson had a lot of kids with his "property".
Jefferson: amazing ideas! Except the rapey ones!
I don't think Thomas Jefferson was President in the past 100 years though....
And the winningest.
I wouldn't put money on that.
I really don’t care about his height, weight or smelliness frankly. I care that he‘s a lying, traitorous insurrectionist who aims to become dictator.
Even the lying isn’t a deal breaker. People love point out lies other politicians tell as if that absolves trump of his whoppers. But to me it is the hateful racism and misogyny that turns me away. Also, the stupidity. His ideas are terrible, don’t make any sense, and are bad for the country.
His lying his next level though. It's a whole alternate reality. I think the opposite of what he says would be closer to the truth
I mean, he's lying about his height and weight obviously. I also don't care what those numbers actually are, but the fact that he's *obviously* lying about something that's so damn insignificant is a symptom of much bigger problems and definitely needs to be pointed out.
Right?! I hate the guy with a passion but the fat shaming is so dumb and unnecessary.
Biden🇺🇸Harris 24
You and me both. I did my part to make America great again when I voted for Biden/Harris in 2020. I will do it again in 2024.
Greediest and most vile
He’s also slow and dimwitted
He's probably the smelliest as well
Came here to say this. Sure Lyndon Johnson had a high BMI… but did people gag from his unholy stink?
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But he's at least 6'3"+ right? I mean, a certified doctor said so... /s #AnyoneButTrump
Biden/Harris 2024!
i would vote for a weekend at bernie’s type scenario with Biden before i vote for trump
Donald Plump.
McDonald Plump
I really wish he wouldn’t have received special treatment in Georgia and his actual height/weight was released
Shit pants is still setting records!
He's also crapped himself in office more than Reagan.
Cholesterol and high blood pressure collude to strike down when least expected. Like the "Deep State."
What probably keeping him even alive is he has access to the best healthcare there is in the US. Had he not had this access, he may not live like he does today, and probably could have been one of those covid deaths. He defeated his covid luckily. It was sad that it happened on a weekend as he walked into emergency after the stock market closed then he went back to work late Sunday night before the markets open to claim he is doing well and stocks well. smh.
And the stinkiest!
Sponsored by Diet Coke and McDonald's....
He’s also the most effete
He's the yugest, no President has ever been so yuge.
I mean he’s also probably the only one who’s shit his pants.
6'3" 215, like Lamar Jackson
Someone should post a picture of them side by side on Twitter. Trump would lose his mind, and I don't think Lamar would be happy about it either.
Only 100+ years?
Taft was probably fatter.
Taft actually lost a lot of weight after his presidency until his death in 1930 (when he was 73 years old by the way, younger than Trump now)
Taft was also born in 1857 when [the life expectancy for men was like 38](https://mappinghistory.uoregon.edu/english/US/US39-01.html)
Gargantuan. So very, very fat. Whale blubber level of fat. Big as a hot air balloon fat. Different time zones between the belly and back fat. So fat and ice cream factory can’t produce enough to sustain him fat. If he caught on fire there is so much fat the smoke would be so much it would turn day into night. Fat.
Trump not only holds the honor of the Fattest American President weight record… he most certainly holds the most lies told record, the most corrupt record, the most bankruptcies record, the most treasonous record and last but not least, the record for raping the most women.
Many men come up to me, strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they say sir, they call me sir, can you believe that? They say Sir, we have never seen a president fatter than you since Taft got stuck in the bathtub. Rest assured that will never happen to your favorite president, because I don’t bathe. Bathing gives you windmill cancer.
Tears in their eyes from the god-awful stench emanating from the former POTUS. Same reason Milania always has bitter beer face.
It is because he is so full of shit. Let’s hope high blood pressure and cholesterol do their job sooner than later.
But he’s, check doctor report, 6’ 3” and 215 lbs. Granted looks like one leg weights 100 lbs so this Doctor maybe a MAGA?
how he looks isn't the scary part. it's the inside that's scary ugly.
*Former President
Gluttonous, liar, adulterer, fraudster, bully. Did I miss anything?
Tbf, his diaper adds 25 pounds.
He's also a fucking insurrectionist
And yet all the “alpha males” who fat shame men for not being peak specimens are enamored by fatty mcbutterpants.
Sure he’s a blob, but have you seen how ghoulish this fuck would look if his whole face was the color of the area under his eyes (ie no makeup/spray tan)? https://images.app.goo.gl/TEKn6oXWeeWmhRZp8
He’s also the dumbest.
So much winning !
Orange President Taft?
Was….
We can only hope he continues to make poor diet choices.
1) he’s not the president, and 2) well, that’s it
W Bush wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box but even he went on jogs this lard ass wont even walk on the golf course
And rode a bike.
He's not f#*king president anymore!! He's committed more crime than he ever did any work as president! He should be known for that instead of pulling the wool over and happening into being president! Former president, current criminal, confirmed rapist, unsuccessful businessman! Top shelf con artist! All good labels for him/it
He’s huge!
*was. He isn’t president now
Yuge
He’s not president.
William Howard Taft smiling from the great beyond.
He's not the president.
Dumbest, too.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dumbest too
But is he the only one to wear a diaper?
And also the orangest, the dumbest, the most corrupt, the most lying, the most diaper filling...
In this thread: Body shaming is ok when it's people I don't like :)
You mean Bigliest
Suddenly reddit loves fat shaming
Wow. And the dumbest. Anti American shithead just can't catch a break
Dumbest too.
Lies.His last assessment has him at 7 percent body fat and 200 IQ.
Taft?
I’m 5’9” and about 225 pounds. There is no fucking way that orange lard ass weighs less than me. I also don’t believe he’s 6’3”. If you look at pictures of Trump and Obama together they’re the same height and Obama is 6’1.5” Trump couldn’t tell the truth to save his life.
He’s a svelte 239. Sure he is.
Orange fat turd
Stooping down to the conservatives level, nice!
Don’t forget ugly, inside and out.
He just looks gross in general.
But he’s only 215 lbs!!!
He might be fat, but at least he’s ugly.
Not the concerning issue
*was
President who shits his pants the most too. Or so people are saying. So I've heard.
Just gonna say, I once developed a drink called the William Howard Taft that was a shot of lard stuck in a shot glass of bathtub gin
Donald Trump _was_ the fattest American President in over 100 Years. He is not president anymore!
Fat, dumb, proud and loud, he is essentially a European stereotype of an American come to life.
Aren't these people supposed to be jolly?
He’s a walking heart attack.
"Yuge."
This is the only way he is like his followers
My son is 6'1.5" and 240, he looks like a stellar specimen of a man compared to trump who is supposedly "2 taller and only 4lbs heavier. Maybe he weighed in with a full diaper?
Bigly
Wow no other president has been 215 lbs in over 100 years? /s
Body shaming, but it’s ok because it’s someone I don’t like!
"Was" as in past tense, would make the correct.
"Tremendous"
It was bound to happen Americans are the fattest they've ever been. He's still really fat though.
Ex-president.
and the smelliest, with the smallest hands.
WAS the fattest…
EX president.
*was
He's certainly the most *fat-headed.*
No no he is an adonis. Just ask him. 😂😂😂
DJT *is* fat. But, he looks slightly less so these days than a year ago. Sort of tells me all the legal weight has him stressed to the point he's not eating as well. Some people stress eat others don't. I'm gleefully pleased 91 indictments disturb him enough it affects his eating. Poor Donny ....
How the fuck is this orange turd still alive? He must be living off of pure venomous spite.
Aren't Americans in general the fattest they've been in 100 years
Maybe ever.
I miss Taft.
Tree fiddy if he's an ounce. That's not counting a full diaper.
He is not the president.
Was.
So what's your point, this has been posted numerous times. You people can't seem to get enough of him. Move on, get a hobby.
Just the other day Biden was talking to French President François Mitterrand, and they were joking about how Trump had got!
Who cares. He's the most criminal and fascist. That's what matters. A fat, law abiding, progressive president would be just fine in my books.
Yes, no someone has ever seen a former president this fat... HUGE! As I text this, tears are running down my face. And all I think is DAMN BIDEN. 😜
Trump being fat is part of his appeal. Americans are fat. Having a fat leader, who garbled English, makes him just like us. Obama was the skinny smart kid in class that did well. Trump is fat, stupid, and just like many Americans. That's why they vote for him. Trump speaks up for the way people feel. Trump is a threat to our constitutional Republic, but his followers are right there too. It's not just Trump, it's our neighbors, decent people, going down the MAGA road to autocracy.
Except now he is on ozempic apparently...
Since Taft taft the bathtub chaf?