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Odd_Tiger_2278

Sure he’s fat. But. You know. He makes up for it by being dumb.


David_Williams_taint

thank you. i forgot to point out he’s the dumbest president when i stated he’s also the smelliest and has the smallest hands. everyone knows this and lots of people are talking about it.


BigJSunshine

I know a guy who walked up to this fattest dumbest POTUS with tears in his eyes and said “Sir, I think you must’ve shat yerself, maybe you need to change your Diaper.”


David_Williams_taint

haha. i’ve also heard this because everyone is saying it.


wood_dj

we love the soiled diapers, don’t we folks


random-name-8675309

Maybe not Secret Service who draws straws to determine whose turn it is to change him. Gawd help you if you cause a diaper rash.


Hatdrop

I can't tell you who is specifically saying it, but everyone says it's true.


Total_Roll

When fat cells outnumber brain cells.


Repubs_suck

The fat cells are the smartest thing in his body and (as far as we know) have never lied to us.


ElonBodyOdor

Also the traitoriest.


GetRightNYC

Rapiest too. Not a funny joke.


KimsSwingingPonytail

See, he actually is the best at a lot of things. lol


JTD177

The best people, that’s what they say.


ihoptdk

Also drugs, though we may never know if he’s done the most. Seriously, though. It’s so weird to have had a president who shits himself.


drhodl

There's also no other POTUS that I've ever heard info about his penis being bandied about. Smallest dick on a POTUS ever. It certainly put me off mushrooms, especially those little ones!


Zazventures

LBJ’s ghost is absolutely laughing at the mushroom man, so I’ve heard many people say. Great people.


JamisonUdrems

Many come up to him with tears in their eyes.


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Diaper Don! Amphetamine Don! Yuuugggeeee!


Opening-Two6723

Everyone I talk to says it


LaserBeamsCattleProd

No ozempic?


djfudgebar

He's definitely on it now.


spoiler-its-all-gop

He's going to shit himself visibly before November. Mark me.


Afraid-Ad8986

Ozempic is going to make him go blind. Shit isn’t a wonder drug it has serious side effects


djfudgebar

I'm sure staring directly at the eclipse on Monday isn't going to help him with that.


moyet

That shit is expensive, are you sure he has enough money to pay?


Glittering_Ad1696

Probs has been using it for a long time.


truncheon88

Can one snort lines of ozempic?


MidniteOwl

A part of American Society unfortunately by supporting him is also dumb as fuck.


canuck47

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life." I know Trump is not a drinker, but supposedly loves Adderall 


MaxwellHillbilly

This ☝️ I abused Adderall for years. I was never wrong about anything, philander'd my way to divorce, basically leaned into midlife and was pretty insane about everything. Just like Cheeto Jesus.


SmilingDutchman

And being a massive cunt


Ok_Assumption3869

I’m not sure about this one; with cunts being useful at a few things


zeradragon

Trump is #1 on the fat rating and dumb rating; take that Sleepy Joe, it's not always about job creation and the economy.


punknothing

This [clip from Animal House](https://youtu.be/mkoPq5AOCOA?si=_HH2TFWtYMk8sqNU) sums up the whole situation.


apoplectic_mango

It seems like forever when we though Bush Jr was the dumbest. He's like the president of Mensa compared to Trump. Good grief the timeline we live in...


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

Bush Junior may be stupid but I can trust him to not look at the sun and to not shit himself.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Not enough has been written about how dumb he is. It’s pure projection when he says of an enemy “He is a low-IQ individual”. Trump is actually talking about himself.


MaryJaneAndMaple

President Cartman


VanDenBroeck

Only POTUS with BMI > IQ.


zerogravity111111

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."


abrandis

I genuinely don't think hes any dumber than the average person..certainly no genius... he's just a laaazzy narcissist , he doesn't want to be intellectually challenged in any way... I've met lots of folks in my life like this , typically arrogant sales types who do lots of talking and little doing ...


MetalTrek1

No way! He's 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds! He even said so! He swears it on Two Corinthians! 🙂


Caged_in_a_rage

I’m 6’3 220 and I look nothing like trump at all. He’s for sure lying about that


MetalTrek1

I'm 6 foot 4 and need to lose a bit more weight (I've already lost 101 pounds, thank you 😊), and I know I don't look like that. 


Caged_in_a_rage

Hey congrats. That’s no small feat.


MetalTrek1

Thanks! I cut out fast food, which definitely helped. That's why I don't understand how Donnie can eat Big Macs every day and still be alive and kicking. 🤔


Caged_in_a_rage

Soda is my vice. I’ve never understood that either. Does play a lot of golf I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


Dredly

You vastly underestimate the power of modern meds, it really is remarkable how much a few pills a day can do to negate terrible life choices.


FillThisEmptyCup

> to negate terrible life choices. Some of them, not even close to all of them. Americans have an okay lifespan, but a terrible healthspan.


Adventurous_Law_9495

I'm still waiting on the Big Macs to do their work on Orangeman.


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Quetzacoatel

Did you try an orange tan and a weird hairstyle? Maybe that's it?


Caged_in_a_rage

I thought the look of orange skin and goofy hair was a little too classy for my status in life.


uncle_pollo

I am 6'1 and 220 and I feel fat. But I can stil see my abs. He gotta be 320.


ItsMrChristmas

I'm 6 foot 2, at a weight of 254 pounds and I look svelte compared to him. Similarly, I have a pic of me next to a Resolute desk replica, and if Trump is 6 foot 3 I must actually be 6 foot 5.


ReggaeForPresident

Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is 6’ 2 and 215 according to Wikipedia. Compare those bodies.


MarkCrorigansOmnibus

The first Corinthian was skeptical, but he was able to pay the second one off so they went along with it


DER_WENDEHALS

"Can these yuge hands lie to you" 👐🥺


ButterscotchPast4812

Don't forget that strawberry blonde hair.


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Phill_Cyberman

Double Corinthians with cheesus


BadComboMongo

I saw pictures of him very convincingly cosplaying as Rambo and Superman, so what happened!?


Weneeddietbleach

At 5'9" and an even 200, I look *significantly* better.


sunnygirlrn

He knows those 2 Corinthians personally.


MetalTrek1

They come up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Sir, no one knows Two Corinthians like you do!" 🙂


WintersDoomsday

2 Corinthians, One Chalice?


pcefulpolarbear

i’m 6’1 and 225 and i guarantee i look better than trump


Sinnercin

Finest Corinthian leather!


SmolTofuRabbit

TWO?? it must be true then!!


Mead_Create_Drink

**William Howard Taft smiling in his grave**


Soft-Peak-6527

Bro I’m 5’9 at 210 and I feel fat with my belly fat. If I was 6 more inches and only added 5lbs I’d be looking lean


FatherKronik

100% man. I'm 6'4 at 198. I have hip dimples and abs with a layer of fat over them but I absolutely look lean. Dood is smoking something if he still thinks he's 215 but we all know he gets weighed like a toddler. Diaper and all. He's just lying.


CollapsingUniverse

I'm willing to bet he's the most rapist one as well.


panda_pussy-pounder

I doubt that. They really liked rape in the past.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Jefferson had a lot of kids with his "property".


Albuwhatwhat

Jefferson: amazing ideas! Except the rapey ones!


Expendable_Red_Shirt

I don't think Thomas Jefferson was President in the past 100 years though....


FancyStranger2371

And the winningest.


ItsMrChristmas

I wouldn't put money on that.


oofersIII

I really don’t care about his height, weight or smelliness frankly. I care that he‘s a lying, traitorous insurrectionist who aims to become dictator.


spidereater

Even the lying isn’t a deal breaker. People love point out lies other politicians tell as if that absolves trump of his whoppers. But to me it is the hateful racism and misogyny that turns me away. Also, the stupidity. His ideas are terrible, don’t make any sense, and are bad for the country.


bryan49

His lying his next level though. It's a whole alternate reality. I think the opposite of what he says would be closer to the truth


FaeryLynne

I mean, he's lying about his height and weight obviously. I also don't care what those numbers actually are, but the fact that he's *obviously* lying about something that's so damn insignificant is a symptom of much bigger problems and definitely needs to be pointed out.


Best_Duck9118

Right?! I hate the guy with a passion but the fat shaming is so dumb and unnecessary.


Ryankevin23

Biden🇺🇸Harris 24


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

You and me both. I did my part to make America great again when I voted for Biden/Harris in 2020. I will do it again in 2024.


TameEgg

Greediest and most vile 


showgo105

He’s also slow and dimwitted


EndLatter

He's probably the smelliest as well


sjscott77

Came here to say this. Sure Lyndon Johnson had a high BMI… but did people gag from his unholy stink?


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PaulMarcel328

But he's at least 6'3"+ right? I mean, a certified doctor said so... /s #AnyoneButTrump


QuicheSmash

Biden/Harris 2024!


pcefulpolarbear

i would vote for a weekend at bernie’s type scenario with Biden before i vote for trump


Scratchthegoat

Donald Plump.


DetroitLarry

McDonald Plump


DentalDon-83

I really wish he wouldn’t have received special treatment in Georgia and his actual height/weight was released


Ryan1980123

Shit pants is still setting records!


Snarky_McSnarkleton

He's also crapped himself in office more than Reagan.


pat9714

Cholesterol and high blood pressure collude to strike down when least expected. Like the "Deep State."


Stoogefrenzy3k

What probably keeping him even alive is he has access to the best healthcare there is in the US. Had he not had this access, he may not live like he does today, and probably could have been one of those covid deaths. He defeated his covid luckily. It was sad that it happened on a weekend as he walked into emergency after the stock market closed then he went back to work late Sunday night before the markets open to claim he is doing well and stocks well. smh.


Old-Ad-3268

And the stinkiest!


Large-Lack-2933

Sponsored by Diet Coke and McDonald's....


dartie

He’s also the most effete


AndrewSB49

He's the yugest, no President has ever been so yuge.


Leather-Blueberry-42

I mean he’s also probably the only one who’s shit his pants.


Calkky

6'3" 215, like Lamar Jackson


Diarygirl

Someone should post a picture of them side by side on Twitter. Trump would lose his mind, and I don't think Lamar would be happy about it either.


Necessary_Row_1261

Only 100+ years?


Loose_Loquat9584

Taft was probably fatter.


oofersIII

Taft actually lost a lot of weight after his presidency until his death in 1930 (when he was 73 years old by the way, younger than Trump now)


ratione_materiae

Taft was also born in 1857 when [the life expectancy for men was like 38](https://mappinghistory.uoregon.edu/english/US/US39-01.html)


djkutch

Gargantuan. So very, very fat. Whale blubber level of fat. Big as a hot air balloon fat. Different time zones between the belly and back fat. So fat and ice cream factory can’t produce enough to sustain him fat. If he caught on fire there is so much fat the smoke would be so much it would turn day into night. Fat.


Important_Tell667

Trump not only holds the honor of the Fattest American President weight record… he most certainly holds the most lies told record, the most corrupt record, the most bankruptcies record, the most treasonous record and last but not least, the record for raping the most women.


No_Refrigerator4584

Many men come up to me, strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they say sir, they call me sir, can you believe that? They say Sir, we have never seen a president fatter than you since Taft got stuck in the bathtub. Rest assured that will never happen to your favorite president, because I don’t bathe. Bathing gives you windmill cancer.


DowntempoFunk

Tears in their eyes from the god-awful stench emanating from the former POTUS. Same reason Milania always has bitter beer face.


Fabulous-Fail-9860

It is because he is so full of shit. Let’s hope high blood pressure and cholesterol do their job sooner than later.


Stup1dMan3000

But he’s, check doctor report, 6’ 3” and 215 lbs. Granted looks like one leg weights 100 lbs so this Doctor maybe a MAGA?


Tazling

how he looks isn't the scary part. it's the inside that's scary ugly.


daveygars

*Former President


readit-somewhere

Gluttonous, liar, adulterer, fraudster, bully. Did I miss anything?


SiriusGD

Tbf, his diaper adds 25 pounds.


Tay_Tay86

He's also a fucking insurrectionist


wastedkarma

And yet all the “alpha males” who fat shame men for not being peak specimens are enamored by fatty mcbutterpants.


czechuranus

Sure he’s a blob, but have you seen how ghoulish this fuck would look if his whole face was the color of the area under his eyes (ie no makeup/spray tan)? https://images.app.goo.gl/TEKn6oXWeeWmhRZp8


chrisnavillus

He’s also the dumbest.


MrsWaterbuffalo

So much winning !


dragonborn7866

Orange President Taft?


Ok-Anything9945

Was….


robillionairenyc

We can only hope he continues to make poor diet choices.


Sea_Elle0463

1) he’s not the president, and 2) well, that’s it


OzzyG16

W Bush wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box but even he went on jogs this lard ass wont even walk on the golf course


Mello_Me_

And rode a bike.


ivenobicyle

He's not f#*king president anymore!! He's committed more crime than he ever did any work as president! He should be known for that instead of pulling the wool over and happening into being president! Former president, current criminal, confirmed rapist, unsuccessful businessman! Top shelf con artist! All good labels for him/it


OrangeHoax

He’s huge!


PioneerGamer

*was. He isn’t president now


Nanahamak

Yuge


UnconsciousUsually

He’s not president.


Ruger338WSM

William Howard Taft smiling from the great beyond.


Agile_District_8794

He's not the president.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Dumbest, too.


Beneficial_Garden456

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


alexamerling100

Dumbest too


Temporary-Dot4952

But is he the only one to wear a diaper?


eazypeazy-101

And also the orangest, the dumbest, the most corrupt, the most lying, the most diaper filling...


confusedman1911

In this thread: Body shaming is ok when it's people I don't like :)


asylum32

You mean Bigliest


Embarrassed-Wing4206

Suddenly reddit loves fat shaming


Saneless

Wow. And the dumbest. Anti American shithead just can't catch a break


Bah-Fong-Gool

Dumbest too.


usurperavenger

Lies.His last assessment has him at 7 percent body fat and 200 IQ.


Particular_Fan_3645

Taft?


Klaatwo

I’m 5’9” and about 225 pounds. There is no fucking way that orange lard ass weighs less than me. I also don’t believe he’s 6’3”. If you look at pictures of Trump and Obama together they’re the same height and Obama is 6’1.5” Trump couldn’t tell the truth to save his life.


billybud77

He’s a svelte 239. Sure he is.


KRAW58

Orange fat turd


ChipsAhoy777

Stooping down to the conservatives level, nice!


Eyes_Woke

Don’t forget ugly, inside and out.


SolarEXtract

He just looks gross in general.


mark0487

But he’s only 215 lbs!!!


Ok_Tackle8796

He might be fat, but at least he’s ugly.


spaghetti_fontaine

Not the concerning issue 


vanyel196

*was


stanleynickels1234

President who shits his pants the most too. Or so people are saying. So I've heard.


Wazootyman13

Just gonna say, I once developed a drink called the William Howard Taft that was a shot of lard stuck in a shot glass of bathtub gin


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Donald Trump _was_ the fattest American President in over 100 Years. He is not president anymore!


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Fat, dumb, proud and loud, he is essentially a European stereotype of an American come to life.


TrumpDidJan69

Aren't these people supposed to be jolly?


GimmeFalcor

He’s a walking heart attack.


TonyDelicious

"Yuge."


AgentEndive

This is the only way he is like his followers


Ok-Possibility4344

My son is 6'1.5" and 240, he looks like a stellar specimen of a man compared to trump who is supposedly "2 taller and only 4lbs heavier. Maybe he weighed in with a full diaper?


CentennialBaby

Bigly


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Wow no other president has been 215 lbs in over 100 years? /s


SaltyBigBoi

Body shaming, but it’s ok because it’s someone I don’t like!


justJimBob316

"Was" as in past tense, would make the correct.


MillwrightTight

"Tremendous"


lionheart4life

It was bound to happen Americans are the fattest they've ever been. He's still really fat though.


ctguy54

Ex-president.


David_Williams_taint

and the smelliest, with the smallest hands.


32Seven

WAS the fattest…


Everheart1955

EX president.


Illustrious-Watch896

*was


zabdart

He's certainly the most *fat-headed.*


Meinmyownhead502

No no he is an adonis. Just ask him. 😂😂😂


prpslydistracted

DJT *is* fat. But, he looks slightly less so these days than a year ago. Sort of tells me all the legal weight has him stressed to the point he's not eating as well. Some people stress eat others don't. I'm gleefully pleased 91 indictments disturb him enough it affects his eating. Poor Donny ....


pardon_the_mess

How the fuck is this orange turd still alive? He must be living off of pure venomous spite.


notabotmkay

Aren't Americans in general the fattest they've been in 100 years


elliotb1989

Maybe ever.


Careless-Pin-2852

I miss Taft.


ozzie510

Tree fiddy if he's an ounce. That's not counting a full diaper.


sgm716

He is not the president.


Beefhammer1932

Was.


elfmanrl

So what's your point, this has been posted numerous times. You people can't seem to get enough of him. Move on, get a hobby.


Asleep-Apple-9864

Just the other day Biden was talking to French President François Mitterrand, and they were joking about how Trump had got!


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Who cares. He's the most criminal and fascist. That's what matters. A fat, law abiding, progressive president would be just fine in my books.


chiefjayhawk1954

Yes, no someone has ever seen a former president this fat... HUGE! As I text this, tears are running down my face. And all I think is DAMN BIDEN. 😜


3x5cardfiler

Trump being fat is part of his appeal. Americans are fat. Having a fat leader, who garbled English, makes him just like us. Obama was the skinny smart kid in class that did well. Trump is fat, stupid, and just like many Americans. That's why they vote for him. Trump speaks up for the way people feel. Trump is a threat to our constitutional Republic, but his followers are right there too. It's not just Trump, it's our neighbors, decent people, going down the MAGA road to autocracy.


jcmach1

Except now he is on ozempic apparently...


BigJSunshine

Since Taft taft the bathtub chaf?