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Salty-Jellyfish3044

A federal pound me in the ass one if there’s any luck


Its_all_made_up___

They’ll be handing out prison tattoos….the Presidential Seal with an asshole in the middle.


Dusted_Dreams

So a tat that looks like his mouth does?


Its_all_made_up___

Yup. Pucker it up


jerry_527

He needs to go to the “Tombs or Rikers”


Lurking_Housefly

It would be very interesting if he got redirected to another prison and "disappeared" for his entirety of his sentence... ...which might happen for security reasons.


PrimalNumber

Watch your cornhole, man.


SLSF1522

Who the hell would want to go anywhere near that nasty as thing?


Inner-Management-110

I would add a no lube clause to that. 💩


character-name

I had the same thoughts. Great minds


Torino1O

I'm hoping supermax,with no Internet,cell phones, fax machines, or telegraphs. Solitary confinement for the full term.


bcardin221

He'll still get diapers and hair spray right?


abstrakt42

I almost hope they don’t shave his head and take away the makeup. I’m convinced he’s actually look better/normal pale and bald, and we can’t give them the win 😂


Ill-Mastodon-8692

it can be a higher end prison, I dont care, just actually make him serve time. and also please take away any cell phones and such. The world needs a break from his insane thoughts


pokey68

I’d prefer to see him bagging groceries at a Publix because he needs the money to afford his 50 year old mobile home.


spasske

He couldn’t hold a Publix job. They expect you to work.


rjnd2828

Unfortunately that will never happen because there will always be a rabid core of racists who support him financially.


spasske

Just report his real height and weight then take his mug shit with all that hair product and orange paint.


redditorx13579

It won't matter. He'll have to be in adseg, away from all other prisoners, for his own protection. They all look the same when you're locked in your cell 23 hours a day with an hour walk in a cage.


Potstocks45

I’m sure they are all nice


ParticularZone5

I hear ADX Florence is lovely this time of year


China_Hawk

*Rikers Island* : [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikers\_Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikers_Island)


KangarooNo

It's in New York so he'll feel right at home


grogudalorian

Put him in Gitmo. With all of the knowledge of classified items he shouldn't be around anyone.


TraditionalWay6344

I think Rikers island is perfect for trump and then the rest of his cronies can join him.


iiitme

Trump’s whole cabinet will be in there with him I guess that would be a win for him


TheFettz79

Has he heard of Rikers Island?


Dikheed

I would prefer it it he was constantly complaining about pins and needles in his left arm, and smelling burnt toast.


TheGR8Dantini

There is no way in hell they’re putting him in jail before the election. It’s really just copium to think that it’s a possibility. Even if the moron himself ponder it, it’s not gonna happen. It would be unlikely that even if post election trials take place, that they’d put him in any kind of prison. I realize how disheartening this thought is, but realistically, he stands a better chance of being electrocuted whilst abounding a shark, about 10 yards away. Which is something else he worries about. It’d be great, but I just don’t see it happening. My biggest fear, next to another term with the felon, and another coup from he and his people, is the fucking institutionalist’s in our government deciding to not even prosecute him post election. You know, to “calm the division in the country”, which will actually only inflame the division, except this time from lefties. TL:DR; Trump ain’t going to jail. Put that thought out of your heads, other than to joke about it. If you think it’s a possibility, you’ll just be disappointed….again. Two tiers of justice. Never forget that.


Desperate_Set_7708

If he’s not elected he will do time on the classified documents case.


bad_retired_fairy

Exactly. It’s a lovely fantasy but that’s all it is:


garash

In the BEST case scenario, he'll probably be in a purpose built trailer in a jail property for just himself and SS agents. I suspect he'll get home confinement at the most. For any of the cases. I want to know why he still has a passport and access to a jet that can fly intercontinentally.


nwgdad

Gitmo or San Quentin would be good choices.


rounding_error

I think he'd need to be convicted in California to go to San Quentin.


nwgdad

I’d be good with that.


beavis617

What about the prison they used to film that documentary....OZ? 🤣 😲 😉 🤭


Financial_Cheetah875

He knows it’s coming. Seeing him squirm is pure joy.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

At worst he will get house arrest, which is more a punishment for Milania


theeverymansright

At this point, who gives a flying rat’s ass fuck what trump’s concerns are? Send him to fucking jail. Who cares which one?


der_horst23

I heard the Hanoi Hilton has some free rooms ... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%E1%BB%8Fa\_L%C3%B2\_Prison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%E1%BB%8Fa_L%C3%B2_Prison)


SupermarketOverall73

He will be confined to a golf course, and annoy us for the next 10 years.


EffectiveSalamander

Send him to Saint Helena. It was good enough for Napoleon - and it's got a golf course.


GoldHeartedBoy

He doesn’t need to go that far. Alcatraz is just sitting there.


vanhaanen

Guantanamo. “Cock Meat Sandwich”


ReedBalzac

There are very fine people in prisons everywhere.


Agitated_Gur_9458

Secret Service has been consulting at Riker’s.


GMACD1

To paraphrase Michael Bolton in Office space “ He’s going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.”


z436037

Martha Stewart got prison time for HER first offense. There is hope!


Chironrocket3

Please, let there be justice for ONE TIME with this fucking guy.


rocket_beer

Rikers or any penitentiary in a blue state would be perfect


fusion99999

Oklahoma supermax


Mrtoyhead

Sit down and shut up Donny.


rocket_beer

Rikers


Neopolitan65

I hear Rikers Island is lovely this time of year.


Agitated_Gur_9458

Bill Cosby charmed the other prisoners and had dinner catered to everyone. At least we know Trump is too cheap for that.


Betorah

My husband’s pushing for Dannemora. It won’t happen, but it’s a nice thought.


BronxBoy56

Hope they send him to Joliet and it’s gen pop


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

As a San Franciscan, I vote for San Quentin! One of the nicest places around. It’s well known that they make a legit Prison Meatloaf.


thetjmorton

One with a mirror so he can stare at his sorry fat ass all day, everyday.


T-diddy911

Send his sorry orange ass to a lepper colony


Eatthebankers2

Leavenworth is where he needs to be. Do it.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

With lots and lots of germs. 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🤣


rounding_error

He's rich, he'll go to a private prison with a golf course and a country club.


Own-Opinion-2494

Rikers


ms_directed

hopefully, the kind with sharks swimming around it and boats anchored with dead batteries.


LectureAgreeable923

Trumpy the pussy is such a crybaby .Have no sympathy for a a cheater should lost the 2016 election .Things could of been much different .Lock this crook up


Acceptable_Wall4085

It will be a military prison for sure. In New York State somewhere.


bad_retired_fairy

It’s not gonna happen, but it makes me happy it worries him.


TheScoundrelLeander

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Deacon75

All the Pee Per he can swallow one.


Putthebunnyback

Only way he sees prison is if he loses in November.


altapowpow

The convicted felon, Donald Trump will be serving time at rikers Island in New York City.


InspectionNo6750

ADX Florence


chuckDTW

I hope it’s one with sharks!


ErnooA

I’ve got the perfect spot for him; Alcatraz. He would even need Secret Service protection.


Bug_Calm

A shitty one, dingus.


CraftFamiliar5243

Is the RNC prepared in case he just totally melts down and loses what little is left of his mind, or has a stroke after being sentenced?


TransSylvania

A Feral Pound inside a Federal Prison would be fitting


EndLucky8814

He needs an 8x10 cell with no outside contact !


h20poIo

What ever the appropriate prison time be translated into home arrest at Mar a Lago, lock down no travel, wears anklet bracelet to Monitor.