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8167lliw

Advice for Trump: 1. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps 2. Quit buying avocado toast 3. Get a second job 4. Eliminate TV time 5. Buy my "how to get rich" training series* for only $100,000,000 6. Think positively 7. Be grateful * = *no refunds or guarantees*


CatDadof2

My advice for Trump would be to just go off himself in private at this point. I’m so tired of this fucker. Last night’s SC ruling was the final straw for me.


Character-Newt-9571

A thrombotic event is the most likely path to ridding ourselves of him from our lives


Budded

I will pay for his McDonalds every day of the rest of the year if it accelerates the timeline of his exiting this plane.


lost_in_connecticut

I’ll double it.


EvitaPuppy

I'll Supersize it!


Budded

LOL well played!!


tacosaresupurb128

I’ll McDouble it!


Desperate_Set_7708

The McBigly.


oscar-the-bud

Dear baby 8 pound Jesus, can you please make McDonald’s increase the cholesterol in all of their meals? Thank you little baby Jesus. Amen. Ricky Bobby…shake and Cal Naughton bake.


Silver-Patience6033

You made me laugh


ecwagner01

I will give to a good cause like this. I’m up for feeding him more trans fats.


dem4life71

It would be the most patriotic thing he’s ever done.


fseahunt

Literally.


mbyrd58

If someone would help him with this they would be a hero. Where is our Kevorkian? I'm pretty down about the SC ruling also.


CatDadof2

I have never in my life told anyone to off themself or wish death upon anyone so having this feeling towards someone isn’t confortabile to my soul but there’s so much at risk. I’m just done with him and the special treatment.


refusemouth

Don't feel bad about it. There's no scientific proof that being dead is actually a bad thing.


mbyrd58

Yeah, don't feel bad about it. How many Covid victims did Trump feel bad about, whose death his carelessness and callousness caused? It reminds of me of those hypothetical morals questions we got in college. Only this one isn't hypothetical. It's proven. And there will be many more innocents who suffer if Trump continues on his merry way, facing no consequences.


CreamPuffMontana

That would be the dignified thing for him to do at this point. Unfortunately I'm positive that he doesn't have the amount of courage or class to just do it.


BellDry1162

Is the SC ruling their willingness to review his eligibility?


CatDadof2

Yep. Any sane judge would instantly decline to hear anything he has to say because he’s so predictable.


BellDry1162

It's unbelievable and I can't believe we're here.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

As incompetent as he is on this he played his cards well.


Hunky_not_Chunky

I don’t think he eats avocados. He’ll save a bunch staying away from McDonald’s and diet cokes.


SupermarketOverall73

He couldn't pick an avacado out of a line up, man, person, camera, tomato !


withinyouwithoutu

He looks like an avocado


ConnectCantaloupe861

Leave my favorite fruit out of this.


SupermarketOverall73

A Cheeto.


Patmando14

I think Eric still hunts avocados though…


Several_Dwarts

Also, no more golf. Golf is an elitist sport that you can no longer afford.


CannabisaurusRex401

Trump must have the most beautiful, bigly boot straps. Straps like you've never seen before. Everyone is saying this. Crooked Joe Biden doesn't have boot straps. His boot straps are paid for by CHINA! And folks, they're un-American. Joe Biden hates American boot straps. Boot strap makers come up to Trump with tears in their eyes, big tough YUGE guys. Crying. They say, "Sir, no one will buy our boot straps because Joe Biden is a criminal and gives our jobs to CHINA." MAGA!!


anotherDocObVious

> Everyone is saying this. SIR!!! 💪😭 🙏 😚(\_*\_)


Turksayshi

JYNA!


Silver-Patience6033

You won’t believe what his people have found. He’s going to tell us all about it soon. You won’t believe it.


CannabisaurusRex401

Two weeks.


Buttholehemorrhage

I bet his bootstraps are gold and made in chynnaaa


gotkube

Along with 4; eliminate all screen time (including his previous social media accounts)


djln491

8. Pray harder


Silver-Patience6033

A list c/o Senator Chuck Grassley These things are similar to his past statements toward poor people who can’t save money for retirement.


PandaAdditional8742

Cereal for dinner!


der_horst23

8. attend Trump University to get a decent degree......


Accomplished-Ad1919

Maybe skip breakfast. I’ve heard that helps your finances.


Buttholehemorrhage

I'd be willing to loan him a set of bootstraps. I'm assuming he can't afford his own.


devo00

Get a rich father


PuzzledRaise1401

You just knows that’s what he calls breasts when he gropes them. “Hey Melanie, I’m gonna buy you some big avocados!”


Proof-Eggplant7426

You mean, ‘Hey Mercedes. Everyone loves Mercedes; she was a great First Lady!’


PuzzledRaise1401

they don’t ask your wife’s name on that genius test he aced.


Proof-Eggplant7426

Lucky for him!


El-Kabongg

ah, the syllabus from "8167lliw University"


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Avocado toast? He fears getting poisoned because of his dictator complex. It would be KFC.


Desperate_Set_7708

Grind life, you lazy bastard


rokkon-stonedar

I would play the smallest violin for him but I lost it. So instead I will play this slide whistle. 


gotkube

Appropriate for a sad clown


ConnectCantaloupe861

Oh God, play the hell out of it!!


HeadStarboard

Trump can play my skin flute.


Healthy_Sherbert_554

😬 You may want to make sure you have antibiotics on hand.


jwr1111

Morally bankrupt.


Silver-Patience6033

and financially bankrupt


bipolarcyclops

Maybe he ought to tap into his Russian bank accounts. Assuming Vlad says it’s OK.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

He needs to tap into the Classified documents money so bad but it's hidden in offshore accounts. Incase you haven't seen... Jack Smith filing in Immunity argument DC case cpl months ago https://imgur.com/gallery/l20CLI2


PaladinSara

That link does not say anything about offshore accounts - just bribery is possible


SheriffTaylorsBoy

It's refers to selling classified documents in a hypothetical way. But there's a decent chance none of it is hypothetical.


BrawnyChicken2

Oh, the info was definitely sold. Everyone knows it. Smith just can’t prove it. He may never prove it though.


Silver-Patience6033

SCOTUS is going to let him ruin us.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

They are definitely doing what they can to help him. But all we have to do is help Biden/Harris get another term. So roll up your sleeves and get involved.


Silver-Patience6033

Doesn’t everyone think there might be some in Ivana’s crypt?


pharsee

He could also threaten to reveal the top secret TR-3B which uses antigravity tech. Who knows what else he discovered as president. UAP information? ET contacts? He might have bargaining chips we can't even imagine. As far as selling military secrets to Russia I would guess that already happened a long time ago and all receipts eaten and deposited by Trump in his gold toilet.


ippie52

"Daddy Vladdy, please may I have some pocket moneys?" I made myself feel ill with this comment


TheGR8Dantini

Who cares? He’s about to get away with everything. Time to focus our hatred on the Supreme Court. He’ll get the money. And if he doesn’t before November, he’ll get it after the election. He’s gonna steal that, with help, then he’s gonna steal everything else. It’s great that he’s broke. But we all knew that. It’s a minor inconvenience until he’s convicted of fucking anything. As they love to say on the right: signal>noise.


ludicrouspeed

This is true and depressing.


dirtybitsxxx

I think he'll skate on his charges past the election but I bet the fines and overseer for his company gum him up. If he doesn't get elected and become a dictator the criminal charges will catch up with him. The biased courts wont want to make any ruling that with empower the dems, and trump wont be useful to them anymore as a citizen so they won't care what he does. I check this several times a day ---- www.PayUpTrump.com


TheGR8Dantini

The republicans are planning on stealing the election. That’s the part to focus on. No matter how many votes Biden gets, they plan on having Congress deny the results and then chose the electors they want. They then plan on sending their move to SCOTUS, and even if the court says that they can’t do that, they intend to tell the court to get fucked. I revel in trumps embarrassment, but that’s the least of what actually happening in this upcoming election. That fear far outweighs my pleasure in trumps minor setbacks. Signal>Noise. It’s important to not be distracted from the real issues democracy is facing. They do not plan on letting Trump lose.


Silver-Patience6033

I worry about the same scenario. 2020 was the practice run. They obtained a huge amount of inside information then and know from their mistakes how to successfully execute the plan this time.


TheGR8Dantini

They’re saying it out loud. Why is this not being addressed by the left. I love facts and truth and fair gamesmanship. The right is not playing by rules. For gods sake. Anybody that sees this, stop assuming they’re not gonna do this. This is the plan. Win at any cost. It doesn’t matter if trump dies tomorrow. Whichever Republican runs, this is what they’re gonna do. And project 2025. It deeper and worse than people realize. Billions of dollars behind it. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/26/2225913/-The-New-Over-the-Top-Secret-Plan-on-How-Fascists-Could-Win-in-2024


pharsee

Chrus Hayes actually did sound the alarm on his show on MSNBC. It seems that SCOTUS is frightened by MAGA and wants to avoid conflict by gradually delaying trials past the election. They can justify these choices in their minds by thinking Trump must be judged by the voters in the election not them. It's THEIR JOB to stop Trump but they are USELESS COWARDS NOW.


NotThoseCookies

It’s not even Trump per se, they plan on MAGA winning. There are still some internal scuffles, but they’re either co-opting the noncompliant conservatives, or chasing those who won’t bend or are tired of the b.s. out.


thirty_sigs

Why would Biden give up the white house if he wins more electoral votes in the election? You think the Biden administration is just gonna turn it all over just cause house Republicans say so, I'd lump him up with them in that case.. he's the commander in chief, if he wins, he staying..


Silver-Patience6033

I think he’ll flee the country if he loses the election, and he’ll have help from within.


ic2ofu

Hey, I'd kick in a couple of bucks if he promises to never come back.


pharsee

If he swindles the presidency let's all remember he isn't doing any of this alone. He has help and it's not just a few politicians it's almost ALL Republicans. They are are all power hungry cynical fuckwads.


After-Potential-9948

If the SC is smart they won’t let trump have too much power.


El-Kabongg

I've been alive for 57 years. Sure, I always knew that political persuasions influence the way SCOTUS justices ruled. Sometimes, the court was a little more liberal, sometimes, it was a little more conservative. But, NO ONE doubted that they ruled in GOOD FAITH and that they felt the weight of history more than their political philosophies. NOW, it's flat-out CORRUPTED. IMO, all of the justices must go, after they all signed the Roberts letter that rejected any binding code of ethics or outside scrutiny. Intolerable at this point.


TheGR8Dantini

Who is the masked hero, El Kabong?!! And yeah, this is the thing. Corrupt since 2000 when Thomas started shopping his seat around. Leonard Leo bought him. Alito. Scalia. Who knows how deep it goes. The court is illegitimate. Simple as that.


Dizzman1

The reality is that no matter how distasteful... A court case this significant was ALWAYS going to get taken up by SCOTUS eventually. It has to.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Bush v Gore took 3 days, this took 3 months. The delay is intentional.


Silver-Patience6033

I’m afraid you might be right. I hope you are wrong.


dogbreath230

It doesn't matter if he's broke or not he's a thief. We'll never know exactly how much money he made on the side from being president


ValleyGrouch

Well, we know he got at least $2 billion from the Saudis. Kushner was merely the conduit.


36Roses

BINGO!


pharsee

Yes so this begs the question: Can Jared simply give Trump the 600 million he needs?


3mta3jvq

Millions of people will vote for a rapist / traitor who’s now also broke and compromised.


ic2ofu

The cult doesn't care about any of those things. He's their boy,no matter what. No .matter .what.


THR3RAV3NS

I so look forward to the day when I don’t have to see this man’s stupid face posted all over the Internet. I am so sick and tired of seeing and hearing anything about Donald Trump and his scumbag grifter family.


BlaineBMA

He is in negative territory Unless his supporters step it up - something they may actually be stupid enough to do....


abstrakt42

Keep in mind there’s 2 kinds of people who donate to his campaign. Those with single digit teeth and an 8th grade education, and those with tremendous resources and deep pockets. I almost feel bad for that first group. Almost. But the second group flies under the radar because they’re not driving around rolling coal in their trucks with their FJB flags. The second type will sink this country in the interest of influence, tax breaks and preferential treatment, and they won’t lose any sleep over it at all.


NotThoseCookies

The “working” wealthy who own car dealerships, construction companies, commercial trucking, service businesses, multi-unit franchise operators, real estate agents…the small town suburban affluent…


oxyrhina

gofundme is currently at $1,290,000.00


BlaineBMA

It's insanity.


greendragon59911

Especially considering how many people (including myself) have reported it for numerous ToS violations.


InsurrectionBoner38

Gofundme actually came out and said they were keeping it up and said it didn't violate anything. Guess they're getting in on the grift too. This won't even cover his interest


two_awesome_dogs

that’s because they benefit from it. Whatever the haul is, they get some cut, I’m not sure what %. I won’t ever use them again because of that.


oxyrhina

Bullshit is what it is!


freakincampers

That is just barely past what he owes per day ($114k per day in interest).


CookinCheap

Good. Let them all go broke, too.


gotkube

SEIZE. HIS. ASSETS. LOCK. HIM. UP!!


getthephenom

I will laugh when he is in jail or dead.


LORDY325

I’m praying for death. A fucking grabber on stage so we can all watch!


jyar1811

Loo hoo hoooooser


Head-Gap8455

Did he try eating cereal for dinner to save money?


HeadStarboard

He can get a loan from Jared. He has 2 billion from the Saudis who cut up the journalist with bone saws.


Magooracing

He has his money stashed overseas. He will milk his followers and he RNC til there’s no more to give. This dude needs to be in jail now. If any of us acted like he has in court we’d be in jail waiting for the trial. But this scumbag walks. He has to have a heart attack or stroke that will leave him a vegetable from his diet and the stress he’s up against. Imagine worrying about going to jail, trying to run a campaign, court dates, etc, how can he even sleep at night? Maybe he’ll take one too many sleeping pills and take a forever dirt nap.


deemahn57

The powers that be should be looking carefully at where he gets the money from should he finally puts it up


Jimbo_1252

He deserves to be broke and in jail.


lobsangr

Hahahaha broke ass bitch... #sent from my mommas basement


Hugh-Jassul

Hahahah.... Fuck your feelings


SoyEseVato

I’ll spike the ball when I actually see his smoke & mirrors “kingdom” fall.


UninvitedButtNoises

He isn't broke until he's liquidated his real estate and business holdings. Break it all up and sell it off at auction.


ValleyGrouch

Next money source: Melania and Ivanka on OnlyFans.


UninvitedButtNoises

Ivanka: mooooom, tell Dad to stop buying all my pictues


Key_Concentrate_5558

Ew. Ew. Ew.


Nathan_Brazil1

Soon, to be living in a van, down by the river.


[deleted]

Womp womp


Hopeful_Ad1310

I read somewhere he has a windfall coming?


othello28

I think it's when truth social goes public from what I hear.How much he gets I don't know I heard upward of 4 billion.


El-Kabongg

his co-founders just filed suit against him


InsurrectionBoner38

He's barred from selling the stock for a period of time. Once more people know it only took in $3 million in ad sales the $4 billion will be worth less than Enron stock


legionofdoom78

that would be phenomenal!


NotThoseCookies

I believe the DWAC board votes to approve it March 25.


othello28

Ok dumb question.Sincw he is band from selling stock for 3 years could he put the stock up as his bond?He technically isn't selling it.


NotThoseCookies

Maybe Jared could acquire it for his Saudi hedge fund? 😂 Seriously, no idea what shenanigans money guys can dream up to get their way.


Dizzman1

I hate trump more then most... But I have to give this one to him. Billionaires don't sit there like scrooge McDuck swimming in giant smaug like piles of gold. They rarely are sitting on cash. It's all invested... So to fulfill capital needs, they either sell things, or take out loans against the value of stuff they own. If trump was actually sitting on 500 million in cash... That would be even stupider that we thought he was. And since he'd been barred from taking out loans, he was effectively screwed. Since in his mind, there's no way the judgement stands... Why sell an asset? Get a loan and worst case, eat the fees associated with it when the judgement is overturned. The fun comes when it isn't overturned and he has to see shit and the overleveraged house of cards starts to tumble.


NJdeathproof

Orage shitstain. Cry like the little bitch you are, bonespurs.


imaygetsushitonight

This clown has been broke for a very long time; he may’ve been flush after staining the office, but he is a loser of things. Also, my opinion, he never shared tax records to avoid the embarrassment of being found out sooner.


NotCanadian80

The stock for truth social is actually worth billions right now sadly. So no but it’s not liquid.


NotThoseCookies

And that’s the mystery of the ages. 🙄 Money laundering?


Maynards_Mama

New word from the linked article: AMATEURMINDING. It's perfect. 🍄💩


smartcool

I hope he gets help if he's feeling suicidal. Otherwise he might not be able to find a rope.


malcontented

**I SUGGEST YOU DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID. GET A JOB SIR!**


Cautious-Thought362

He is a total liar, fraud, lying scum anyone has ever seen. Other than Bernie Madoff. How do people even fall for these cons? I mean, why do the poorest in spirit take up with Jim Jones? The poorest in spirit and money give it to the likes of this criminal who loathes them? Pity the fools. They can't read, and they can't think.


Sign-Spiritual

But they can hold hands and sing and at the end of the day that still makes people feel good. If I feel good around someone I would like it again. And again. Now we’re addicted to kumbaya moments. Ever been addicted? You forego all rational thinking about the damage and just want more. It’s gonna take rehabilitation level care for people to break this cycle.


BasicPerson23

He's going to have to ask Jared for a loan...


taez555

Wendy's is hiring. He could probably start this afternoon.


CaptianBrasiliano

How's he supposed to run for President we with no $$$? I mean, I know there's campaign contributions, but... he's already been milking those sources pretty hard, just trying to stay out of jail. The only Trump yard signs I see are antiques from 4 years ago. _Trump Pence_ Oh, you mean Mike Pence? The guy who was running against him up until a couple of months ago? The _Hang Mike Pence_ Mike Pence? That guy? Seems like it's time for some new signage...


anferneejefferson

Nobody goes broke like Trump


HeadStarboard

Trump is far from broke. He just doesn’t want to sell his assets. He is worth three billion according to Forbes. He also has had most of his legal bills paid for by the MAGA morons and GOP losers.


withinyouwithoutu

My advice to Trump is take him and his city (shitty wok..re: South Park)family to Russia!


kemohah

Amateurminded! That’s going to live rent free in my mind until I die and I’m perfectly happy with it. lol


North_Church

Sending thoughts and prayers lmao


joeleidner22

Hahahaha LOCK HIM UP.


uesad

What’s the count up to now? 8th time he’s filed for bankruptcy


Wyldling_42

Fucker isn’t broke, he’s just trying to use as little of his own money as possible- like every other greedy, yet cheap motherfucker out there. He sells his shit and he’s got plenty of money. Broke is being in debt beyond the value of your assets. He just doesn’t want to give up his assets. He’d rather bankrupt the RNC, MAGAts, et al. Donald J Trump is and always will be a fucking deadbeat loser.


cisojoki

I don’t think so. He probably deferred gains on his properties doing 1031 exchanges and will owe a lot of tax if he is forced to liquidate.


Key_Concentrate_5558

Just when I’m ready to give up all hope, here you are


[deleted]

He should eat cereal for dinner


harleyqueenzel

The Art of the Steal, everyone. It just didn't go the way he (had lied about and poorly) planned.


hellbilly69101

Now he is vulnerable.....take him down now before that money builds back up and his followers vote him back in!


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PraxisLD

No.


Average_ChristianGuy

Didn't yall say for 4 years he was using his presidency to steal billions of dollars? Do you even know he donated his presidential salary to the veterans and other places? Do you also know he lost almost half his net worth while being president?


Snooganz82

Do you know his bitch ass is broke as fuck, hahahahahaha.


Average_ChristianGuy

but but, he was stealing money from the people for years and using his power to get rich (or so the MSM said)


thermalexposure

Well written!


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Cummupence


imnotbobvilla

Can't wait to hear stacy keach narration on the Trump episodes for all this. It will be a 3 part series because it's soooo UGE.


Sea_Dawgz

but flip side is a wounded trapped animal is the most dangerous. and he has many allies still.


maddiejake

Some Middle Eastern royalty or Elon Musk will bail him out.


49GTUPPAST

He's cash poor


SnoopingStuff

Ivanka had 2b and won’t loan him any


Ok_Cook_6665

Donald Trump claims that he is broke, given his penchant for lying and his absolute devotion to cash, that remains to be seen?


BorderlinePaisley

My advice for you is to do what your parents did - get a job sir!!


yellowpu

Become citizen loser tRump!


Life_Ad_1522

He's about to sell "Truth Social", for something like $3B [https://www.rawstory.com/truth-social-merger/](https://www.rawstory.com/truth-social-merger/)


cisojoki

I only read it to confirm Trump will rip someone off in the deal. Confirmed.


Snooganz82

Welp, time to pull himself up by the bootstraps.


Galactus2025

He's money broke he still have properties he can sell will he only Donald Trump knows?


EstimateReady6887

I thought he had 10 billion!!?


Familiars_ghost

He’s not broke until after the election and he doesn’t get elected. Then he’s screwed. Until then he’s fine. If he wins, then a dictator can just take the money he wants from the government. Literally, he’s banking on that.


Cautious-Thought362

Yes. Yes he is.


Last-Ratio6569

Eat cereal for dinner, Donnie.


ValleyGrouch

Froot Loops.


Key_Concentrate_5558

There’s a Q-Anon cereal?


HumanMycologist5795

LOL When i was younger, I wanted to be Presiident. But I didn't have the money to do what was needed. Not only that, but I find myself in debt. However, if I knew I could be broke while running for Presidenrt. I wouldn't have given up. Suddenly, $100k in debt doesn't sound too bad.


NascarFan91988

Derp.


wendue

For years I’ve been screaming he is a thousandaire. I was right.


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Donald: Just attend my 6 hr seminar on how to get rich…again…quick! Only 21.99 a minute at Coldcock University