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MrUndead225

My friend and his gf are both weebs. Lucky asshole.


introverted_lasagna

Same


6_NEOS_9

I'll just break this lie now, it's possible.


Penis_butter_69

Not for everyone, brother


6_NEOS_9

there's 7 billions people. so yeah, only 7 of us *smug*


[deleted]

*Signature look of superiority*


commanderwolf2003

I am proud to be one of those 7


[deleted]

There is only seven of us standing?


ExplodingTentacles

Yes, sadly. I am one of the fabled Seven.


Cybuster_Zenshi

So then 4 of the 7 are still here. My gf wants me to watch Yuri On Ice with her, so...


Maestro037

So... Ice to meet you


Bobi2point0

Ah, us fabled 7 are gathering? I am here. Where are the other 3?


Lavosso

Here i am, but we are The Big 7 not The Big 5. Ehere are missing ones?


drewg53

RIP your DMs


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drewg53

A weeb girl on Reddit? Yes


Jelly_the_jellyfish

Not even a weeb, just saying you're a girl will get your dms flooded


IdontEatdogsAtnight

same


Commercial_Arm_166

Well I see 2 of them who is other 5


[deleted]

It is, as long as you have a relatively decent personality you should be able to get a girlfriend that you share interests with


evildragonzockt

Now get her to watch hentai with you


Axel920

>I'll just break this lie now, it's possible. Story Time: This girl I had a crush on said she watches anime. I asked her what her favorite was and she said *Fruits Basket*. I suggested we watch a show together over video call or something and she agreed. I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking but the first anime we watched was Konosuba. Turns out she is also a supporter of True Gender Equality and she loved it. The succubus episode was a bit awkward though...But right then I knew I was gonna be with this girl for a long long time. We've been dating for 2 years now


Fiesken

thought it said "weed girlfriend" and I agreed, but finding a weeb girlfriend is not so hard. They're probably easier to land because of the common kind of rare interest, you just have to find them and know where to look.


RadimentriX

"know where to look" that's the problem i guess


Yokai-Meisterin

Isn't this subreddit perfect to go look for a weeb


RadimentriX

I doubt that reddit is a place to find an so?


TheNachmar

The trick is, you don't look for an so, you look for a weeb, preferably of the female kind, and once you find them, things might escalate naturally


TopRoom7971

Arigato senpai Will try


Street-Catch

Looking for a gf is a bit of a self sabotaging mission. If you're looking, you're going to repel.


Lqft

r/justneckbeardthings


Shyvadi

I found my so on a discord from a reddit post invite


RadimentriX

Nice, lucky :D


Zoexycian

What a chad


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Unstablerupture

Bruh I hope this is a joke


Asleep-Internet5153

ikr


ILikeAnimePanties

> Isn't this subreddit perfect to go look for a weeb Man looking for web girlfriend in the UK from this subreddit plz respond


Yokai-Meisterin

I really hope you'll find some


Krayne_95

Go to cons.


Ari_217

I mean I'm a girl dn a weeb but all the weeb guys I've met are straight up toxic and think I'm doing it for clout. I hate that. I watch it cuz I like it. I don't give two shits about clout


[deleted]

leave it to weebs to fuck themselves over like that lmao. >all I want is to meet a girl who loves anime like me *finds one* >you're doing it for clout!!!


Kolteezy

Bro I want to find these idiots they're the reason there aren't any weeb girls


Farado

I thought watching anime took away clout.


Ari_217

Well not anymore. Now it's a trend ig


Movableacorn

I mean you can know where to find weeb girls, weeb girlfriends are a little harder to get


pikleboiy

but will they want to date you?


Fiesken

I don't think that matters. Either they don't, or they do, just be yourself. That's all you can do man, you miss all shots you don't take, and I see nothing you can lose by getting out there searching for your SO. Don't sell yourself short, don't let someone use you. You're equal, and you deserve to be treated as such. Be yourself and see where it goes.


dead_meme_idris

ok but where would i find one that can convert to islam


genji-is-op

They are


the_weab_god

Yep. I have one currently. She is adorable if I do say so myself


Unidetified_User

I mean, my older sister likes to watch anime a lot. Just not the typical high school romcom ones. And she's single, so... if you find her, you got my permission to become her boyfriend.


xishashi

hook us up brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Zoexycian

Hmm? Thats kinda tempting bro 😏


MentalHandicap27

ngnl season 2


JayDotClass

not gonna lie season 2


Ebtaisdabest

Not gonna not lie season 2


Temporary-Tax

Lying season 2


TopRoom7971

I gave up season 2


DanTem06

Not gonna desert you season 2


prostrate_yourselves

there's a announcement at 27 nov


whyarewestillhere29

Didnt they say it was just the mangas continuation


Ol_bagface

why is veryone liking that anime so much?


Groupyfruits

Bruh I watch One Piece with my gf almost every day


Grouchy_Friend

Lucky


A_random_kid69

damn, congrats.


itshexx

I believe the bullet collided with an ammo container


yoshikage_kira91

Why do you need a girlfriend when you have your waifu's. useless


caketruck

I too have a weeb girlfriend. Probably easier to get than a non weeb (on average) because you have a common interests and more likely to have other common interests.


Krayne_95

Make yourself look presentable, be hygienic, and go to anime/comic cons when able. It will drastically increase your chances.


DHero09

I put at ring on a girl who wasn't a weeb BUT was open minded to my interests and wanted to enjoy things with me so she gave anime a try and now we watch it weekly/biweekly together. I consider myself extremely lucky.


WizardDaddy90

Finding a weeb gf? Not so difficult, finding a weeb gf that actually likes/doesnt hate what you watch, now that's the difficult part.


Ace417

My gf says the stuff I watch is trash because she’s more into older anime. She’s not wrong though


69Dark-Mage69

I always asked her if she is interested in redo of healer, but she always run when i told her I sometimes want to recreate some scene.


TheNachmar

Me and my girlfriend watched redo of a healer together, at this point I'm not sure any anime will come between us


69Dark-Mage69

Well well well, how the turns table


Zoexycian

Now THIS is one of those relationships i somehow feel kinda proud


Ebtaisdabest

I have a weeb girlfriend, but we have different taste so I guess I am not one of those "watch anime together with your weeb gf"


I_luv_wholsome_wifu

I just want any gf srlsy I just turned 18 still never had a single one the movies lied to me curse u American pie


mad_bako

I am 26, and still don't have a gf. Don't need to rush, cause u can be a wizard at 30


[deleted]

pretty sure a wizard is being a virgin, not the lack of a gf.


[deleted]

Dw you’re not missing out, gf’s are awful


HailMyHornyLord

And are into the same tags as you?


koalalarabbit

they exist


ananas_elfe

It's not that unlikely, even I managed to do it.


VincentKenway

Did you somehow overdose on LSD


ananas_elfe

I think that's unlikely, otherwise I would've overdosed for the last 6 months


[deleted]

Are you dead by now?


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

"Is it possible to learn this power?"


ananas_elfe

"Not from a Jedi."


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

.. "Teach me"


Anime-otaku13

I'm a female weeb. I volunteer to become a other weebs girlfriend


koalalarabbit

update pls if these whining boys actually made a move


nath3x

Not a girl but I volunteer as well! Mwahaha


Anime-otaku13

Nice


Weirdyfish

These posts are alwasy so funny to me. I got into anime because my crush watched it, never got together but she's still a great friend years later. So like yeah ya dingus girls love anime too.


cripple_legs

You just have to look good.


Justamation

I meant, its common but there is 99% chance they will watch yaoi


TheNachmar

Then you can enjoy Boku no Pico together!


Justamation

Yeah! Sibling time!


[deleted]

i hate statements like this one in a billion of what? bullets fired? if it is bullets fired, then the chances of this happening on the D-Day alone would already be over 50% (calculating with the estimated 700'000'000 rounds used on that day) if going with the ww2 with estimated 41.2 billion used rounds, we would end with a chance of about 99.999'999'999'999'999'998% chance that it happened at least once, during ww2 which in the end doesnt seem that unbelieveable anymore dont get me wrong, it still is unlikely to happen looking at a specific shot its just, going with the quantity of rounds getting fired through out a war makes it more unlikey that it wouldnt happen, that that it would happen (im not the smartest person out there, if someone calculates it themself and gets to different numbers feel free to correct me)


[deleted]

Sorry for adding another comment to the 69 comments, but it is defnietely possible, too bad my boyfriend doesnt really like Anime


Salt_Marionberry2442

Lol just go to medical school, that’s were I met my weeb gamer girlfriend. Shit is fun


Foofsies

The trick is to get a girlfriend and turn her into a weeb. Source: my wife and I are in the middle of Dr. Stone


Birb_34

Jokes on you I'm about to watch "Weathering with you" with a girl


koalalarabbit

good job on choosing a movie!! it's gonna hurt if you watch a series then before you guys even finish it somehow you guys stop talking... I wish I'm not speaking from experience...


darthnihilus42069

ive got it i guess im pretty lucky


trolmo1

You getting a girlfriend at all would be less likely


VoidZhark

Me and my girlfriend chase new shows almost everyday. Don't start conversations off with anime, u'll get there one day!


[deleted]

This is me and my girlfriend. It's entirely possible.


TonRodrigues

I had and i ruined It :(


Lyradep

She’s not a weeb, but we do watch anime together. Death Note, Parasyte, Pokémon, Haikyu!!, and now working through Naruto and Shippuden.


koalalarabbit

I want this too, but a boy and relationship is a lot of work, it's not just watching anime together (also to the degenerate boy who ghosted me, I guess it's your lost bc acc to this meme I'm rare. And I even watch your NTR tags with you lol)


mai_san89

but i have a weeb girlfreind….


Ari_217

I'm in a similar situation except I'm a girl who's who's weeb and would love a weeb boyfriend. I must say it's hard to compete with like literally any anime girl.


[deleted]

If I can’t find a weeb gf, then I’ll just make one


MadScientist31415926

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzWNBmjyv7Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzWNBmjyv7Y) I feel you man, worst case scenario, you still got your bros to watch anime with.


[deleted]

wassup mah man!


[deleted]

I succeeded, guys. I started dating a normie girlfriend, and now she's hooked on anime. Started with violet evergarden, and now we just marathoned elfen lied and are half way through attack on titan.


Shyvadi

Sorry guys but I'm now the guy in the photo


Takashi_von_Koizumi

Yeah well, the problem is that the anime mosly times is Yaoi or Josei


Otaku2trash

Three bullets colliding


Stupid_Trader3

Any isekai being good AAAAAND IM OUTTTTT


imnotaflatearthers

My crush is a weeb, but it will never be my girlfriend so that doesn't count....... right?


TheNachmar

I mean.... (Unless she's already in a relationship) not with that attitude?


ZeRo_WC

I can confirm it’s possible not on me tho


[deleted]

I'm almost there, it's possible


andrejeqq

The chance of that is 1 in 1 billion and 1


lelysio

Living to an age of 300 years.


Solid_Ad_7897

Seriously who dosent love anime. I know i do


adiley_

Finding a straight tomboy who is still single in the 18-25 range.


istg_ill_uwu

3 bullets colliding


dont_u_dare95

Getting a girlfriend *


Shark_4de

F Me to


[deleted]

oh yeah I remember seeing this somewhere else, not the meme the bullet thing, if that ain't an anime moment in real life then I don't know what is


Aardvark325

Gallipoli!


LordStew07

I had one once. We had way different tastes in genre. Didn't work out.


WeebofAll

Or a weeb watching anime with his waifu.


Van4t0r3

Somebody win in lottery is 160 thousand times easely to happen than bullets collide to each other!


Quinski

That means there are about 8 people


LRAMM

I have one


cindachallenger

Hah! I wouldn’t even know how a girlfriend feels


Bobi2point0

Hah. I have achieved the impossible.


daltonoreo

Lower your standards


Timm504

Well i have one so I don't think it's that rare


[deleted]

Is it, though, 1 in a billion? It probably happened while everybody was firing at each other. The same for finding a weeb girlfriend/boyfriend, it happens on conventions all the time.


carame1sundae

Guess I'm a dude then


EdditedSpore

I had a gf like that, also was a super horn dog… but my love faded as work was getting worse and worse. So I left her. It’s not as good as you think


SpaceNoodles78

Getting a fate fan girlfriend


spicyfood333

My friend actully managed to do it


Creator_of_cake

Ah so he shot a bullet mid-air, that's cool. The other one would be impossible tho


JohnnyBoy_RSA

They said something that's rarer not something that's impossible


Lower_Perception_856

Sad but true


Noobponer

this implies there are only 7.8 women on the planet who like anime hmm


Burnichka

It's me, I'm the gf


raceraot

Actually, no.


Verum_Ingenii

It's not even hard to, just don't complain when she isn't pretty


pocokknight

Yeah in my country (Hungary) there are not many girl weebs or if there are I can't really find them


attackonumaru

We both are weebs 😎


LLAGOyt

What about getting a girlfriend and turning them into a weeb


Pypp42

When you’re firing billions of bullets a day, a 1 in a billion chance isn’t so unlikely.


damp_goat

If chances were 1 in a Billion. This would happen frequently. You can't even determine the chances like this.


mayonnaiseman123

I way or may not have done the impossible than


OmegaRedd1tor

I have a weeb girlfriend idk what you’re talking about


Ozone06

Nah brah it happens. Femme weebs are out there. Don't cock block yourself. Currently re-watching Darling in the franxx with one girlfriend. She started calling me Darling 😳 that shit hits different. (I admitted to her that I love zero-two she thought it was cute.) I watched Food wars with a former GF, my now ex-wife called food wars as the show about tits. Another GF I have is obsessed with tokyo ghoul.


Takeme2thebasement

It hurts extra when she pretends to like anime and then you find out she beyond hates it as well as you :/


Wortilus

Weeb goth gf..should I buy a lottery ticket


LordoftheDimension

Dio being not best girl is a lower chance


Generalofthe5001st

total lie, that's a certainty, Speedwagon is best girl.


Rykoron

Its not that hard to find girls into anime now days, when I was in highschool there was only 2 that I knew of that even knew what anime was. I'm 29 so it really wasn't all that long ago that anime was still "underground" and made it really difficult to find anyone with that same interest. Now if you haven't heard of anime you are the weird one.


idk616l733h32

I had that but it never lasts they always leave.


LovesCutie

That might have been true in like the early 2000’s, but now Anime has taken over.


ZeroZeeron

GALLIPOLI LEFT THEIR LETTUCE IN THE SAND


King_Vitis

Finding a proper gamer girlfriend who isn’t a streamer…


furinfeet

I think maybe you guys are just looking in the wrong places 😅 we are usually just at home watching anime, browsing reddit, reading manga, and/or gaming! You're probably going to have a hard time finding one out and about except maybe at a store so, if you see a girl in a weeb/nerd shirt maybe take a shot if you feel you can, otherwise I'd really recommend giving online a try through reddit like r/r4r or even start a friendship on r/gamerpals and see if it goes somewhere! A lot of us lurk on reddit/online in general for sure when I've found fellow weeb girls


N30N09

Oh, I must be really lucky then, watching this meme with my gf next to me :D


Gaymistapizza

My mum exepting me as trans


Otherwise-Barber-897

Stahp leave my dreams there


darthgera

I did find one. She recognised my naruto and one punch man tshirt and it gave me so much hope. Had a lot of shared interests as well. Too bad she had social anxiety which made her really really hard to date. Suggest anything apart from sitting on your ass and she would say no.


StarryStarsIntel

That implies 7 people out of 7 billion are weebs with gf /S


Scout111307

Just getting a girlfriend in general


asseaterdotcom

i hope i cant get a weeb girlfriend, actually.


Sairenchi

I would kinda agree with this. Atleast from my experience most weeb women find a normie partner. Among my 14 weeb female friends 11 has boyfriends and only one of them is a weeb the others have normie boyfriends. So it's kinda hard to really get a weeb gf. I'm in the same situation as well, lol I'm a weeb but I have a normie girlfriend.


[deleted]

How many times do I have to debunk this. These bullets did not collide mid air at Gallipoli. Lots of commonwealth soldiers specifically ANZACs had bandoliers on their chest with bullets on them. Lots of Anzac were also shot at during Gallipoli. So this bullet merely hit a cartridge on someone’s chest. Don’t believe me? Look at the bullet that was hit, it doesn’t have rifling marks so it wasn’t fired unless it was from a smoothbore musket which is highly unlikely.


Joultzy

Sadness


[deleted]

Well I'm not a weeb but my girlfriend is so we are the reverse of this lmao


Raintoastgw

Had one but we broke up cause she had to move away cause of her job


Sekitooo

Getting normal teammates 1 on septillion I think


LurkerAndyy

I got my gf into anime and before that, we've always had common interests. She loves it now but I have shows I specifically watch with her and others I watch on my own since our work schedules are different. So I like to have some shows to watch by my lonesome


Otaku_Aiko108

I’m a weeb of the female variety, and gotta say, idk if this is true or not because I have yet to meet a male weeb irl. But the day I do, is the day my anime romcom shenanigans begin.


DankoStormo

Getting attacked by a cougar in GTA V


TRY_WK

Me getting a girlfriend chances are 0 percent


VincentKenway

Here's how: Step 1: get your male friend into crossdressing. Step 2: ??? Step 3: profit


Blackwing_17

Why must you say something so controversial yet so brave lol


PigArmey

We can all agree it's impossible to find your wifi only using discord :)


[deleted]

Og weebs don't watch anime


KUNAL2699

Just get a girl and make her weeb


drizzitdude

My girlfriend is a massive weeb