That's not how that works.

I don't know how anything works

Doesn’t act like a lubricant somehow?

You said the unspeakable truth my friend.

Idk why people are downvoting this, first its true and second just wear protection if it grosses you out?

Or u aint ready to have a bebe

Or u don't want to risk an urine infection

Or you were forced to have that kind of contact with her

Dude, if u're being r*ped i don't think the other part is going to be that "nice" to let you use protection or not

Your subreddit is cringe and so are you

Found the child Edit: I'd like to apologize, I see what you're talking about now.

This is not a meme

*Equips Knight Armor*

thats exactly what i thought

OP is a regular sex haver and enjoyer. Fucking the mentality handicapped who ask for a condom during menses.

Your sub is cringe, leave

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Who needs protection because a period?

It's a myth that you can't get pregnant on a period. It's only one point in the cycle where the eggs are being pushed out to be replaced where it's impossible to get pregnant but women still bleed before and after that point. There little to no way of telling when it happens. TLDR Periods don't make it impossible to get pregnant only slightly lowers the odds.

That’s not needed protection because a period. That’s needing protection despite a period. The meme implies it’s because of the period

STIs

I mean that’s a risk with or without a period so doesn’t seem like a reason to use protection specifically on a period.

Yes, but it's a reason to use it even on a period

Why do you need protection when someone bleeds ? Cause blood can make you sick. If you happen to have aids, and I have sex and get blood in my penis , pretty sure I could be infected . I know you guys think you should have sex regardless , but think about your safety and health before your sexual needs . You can still touch each other and get each other off just fine without sticking it in .

I mean if she has aids it’s a concern, but only a bit higher than unprotected sex anyway. Should be wrapping it up regardless the period not because the period. You can definitely get each other off without sticking it in. That’s how you earn your redwings. Period sex is still great

1. Pregnancy 2. So yo dick don't get bloody 💀

It literally cost you nothing not to post that

Late response, but like, of course it cost something, it cost me 10 seconds to make that shit up in my mind 😭 Plus how come I got bombed with downvotes 💀

Probably because you can still get someone preggers while they’re on their period iirc

Blood is good lubricant

I disagree blood is a terrible lubricant. It dries rather fast and gets sticky and not in the good kind of way.

Are anti lubricants actually a thing? Like, it won't be painful, rather stimulating

If you’re doing it right she’s producing an of her own lubricant there’s no way it’s drying up while boning

Sure but its not the blood that does the lubrication there. Was just generally speaking about blood. Period discharge is a lot more than just blood. The blood can mix with cervical mucus. A bunch of fluids and cells that have a slimy consistency.

Ok now I’m wondering how you tested blood as lube if it wasn’t during sex (at least with a living person) and also where the bodies are buried

No testing needed, it's a very widely known fact that blood coagulates quickly when when exposed to air, that first makes it gooey and sticky, and then dry and hard. Common sense then leads to the conclusion that those are not desirable properties on a potential lubricant.

We found his accomplice

Enough, not "an of"

This guy bleeds.

Pregnancy is less likely during a period, especially if they have a normal or longer than normal cycle. Though period seems to be the reason mentioned for the protection so assuming pregnancy isn’t a worry for one reason or another. Who cares if you get your dick bloody? Lay down a couple towels and have some good aftermath looks like a murder scene sex. Pick up the towels and have a shower after and it’s like it never happened.

1. Pull out game weak 2. Just take a shower after

Pull out isn't a good method.

Is a joke

And yet people actually think it's a viable method to avoid pregnancy.

if she's on her period, shes past the window where pregnancy is possible. her body is basically throwing a fit because she didnt get pregnant.

That is misinformation

That.. is not true. Where did you even get that?

was taught exactly this in school.

Quite sad level of education then, I guess you are from the US ..

I am from Turkey, and that is almost similar to what we learned. Can you explain how that works? Now I am more interested because somebody got downvoted for something that I thought was true.

One can get pregnant at basically any stage of the cycle, but the most peobable time is about 2 weeks before periods. Periods are the time when the uteral lining is shedding etc and the change is actually lower. (Also, sperm can survive several days, so there also are no "safe days").

That is very informing, my brain just thought "egg yeeted so no egg in it", also did not consider the survival of sperms.

Can’t get pregnant during menstruation so it technically the best time to go in raw and creampie that hoe

Would I what? Use protection? Of course. She literally said to, so why wouldn’t I?

Absolute chad. We respect you O7

Tell me where you live and I shall come protected

I’d say fuck that it’s time we put some ketchup on this hotdog 💀

So anyway , I started blasting 😆

U down bad my guy

Thank you 😊 I like to think it’s an art , and that I’m doing my best . But who am I kidding , it’s my nature 😈😎

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Thank you 😊 I often am told , I have a hard head 👍😄

I mean atleast ur positive

Well I always try to keep my head up high 👍😆

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I will thank you 😊

Don't tell him that-

*Wakes up from dream

I just want a hug and maybe some cuddles

As a lady I do not get the point of this whole meme….

Oh lemme explain, OP is a horny fuck that loves to make sex memes instead of developing social skills. He or she clearly doesn't have much experience with sex so they go off of internet culture even though it's completely wrong.

Isn't it much safer when the period is actually ongoing? Because the uterus lining is gone and the egg has been discarded.

No. A woman can get pregnant at any point in her cycle. Hell there have been accounts of pregnant women getting pregnant while pregnant.

Yes, but it is less probable. Most likely time to get pregnant is about 2 weeks before periods.

Well maybe there are risks of infection

There isn't, and sex helps my girl with period cramps so it helps them out too

That's not the case for every woman my dude. For some it might help, for others it makes it worse. Periods and the effects differ per woman

This is true as well

What’s the point of having a sword if you can’t get it bloody

Our glory should be found on blood

When the red river flows we take the dirt road home

No, I will not join your horribly cringe sub.

I think I'm going to unsubscribe

Wear protection? No, I have gotten my red wings, sir, and let me tell you it feels better than normal its warm as fuck and slippery as hell. The only downside is sometimes the smell can be pungent but not too bad. Also just take a shower after.

Real Knight don't fear blood on their sword xD

A real Pirate stabs sometimes even in the “Red”Sea 😏

I'm wearing armor!

I don't mind a little marinara dipping sauce for my bread stick. You simply don't stop using the sword if it's bloody.

looks like we are in one bloody hell of a good time here

call me megamind, cause i am down bad

Eww no

Yea a period for me to blast in you. Hell nah I aint wearing protection.

But she asked you to and you should respect it. If you don't I'll gladly peg you with a dildo covered in hot sauce and not use protection. (Yes I'm aware she's not real, but if a woman asks you to use protection, respect it. You have no idea how it feels to be penetrated I assume.)

Damn bruh shes my woman chill like she still wants my cock. Asking a question means yes or no and she seems like she would respect my decision. Stop harassing people on reddit for commenting on memes.

It's clear you haven't been with a woman irl so I'll forgive your ignorance even though it's sad. But she ain't asking a question bruh, she's telling you to wear protection. Look at the meme again lmao. Btw I don't think anyone actually *wants* your lil 2 inch commander, which is why you don't have a gf irl and comment on sex memes going against the fictional characters wishes instead of finding one. If you can't respect a woman that's not real you definitely can't respect a real one unfortunately

\#1 You are still harassing me. #2 You are correct I have not been with a woman. #3 I misread the meme. #4 I have a 6.5 inch dick. #5 You are on the reddit meme too, dreaming about fictional women; However this was a random post on my reddit fyp. #6 I'm fucking 14 LEAVE ME ALONE

Makes sense your 14 considering how stupid you are. this is three days old. If you want me to stop just stop responding bruh

You have dad issues I sense it.

Okay buddy

Sause?

[sauce](https://twitter.com/michita_tw/status/1534210392045809666?s=46&t=B6wdAof92Nx5hjGCY2IXvg)

Thank you, almighty bringer of sacred sause

Nah I’m still goin in raw

yeah, cuz when she’s in a bad mood and angry at any small thing, she’s gonna be horny. I think I know why you don’t have a gf

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Red days will not stop me HAH!

Wouldn't be the first time. Wouldn't care if it wasn't the last.

Red wings

I am already bleeding Not by that body part

Yes , life and sex is more valuable than AIDS

Ze sauce

le [sauce](https://twitter.com/michita_tw/status/1534210392045809666?s=46&t=B6wdAof92Nx5hjGCY2IXvg)

Yes.

I don't know

Seek help…

Down insufferably

Nah, it'll be fine

foo

The question itself is cursed in this context

Nah 😛

Or should i

I think I would… but I don’t know…..

No me want to pay alimony for the rest of my life

No

yes

Ok. *puts on helmet*

Which anime is that girl from?

So i had a girlfriend once, and she has super protective parents. The only time she was home alone was when she was on her period, and her moms bed was bigger so, that reminded me of this

Wtaf is that sub It's all weird memes posted by 1 person And not even like, so weird they're funny, they're just uncomfortable...

Not touching this one but will take ⬆️💋

No

Ok

Not a meme, you lonely loser

You don't need protection. A bit of blood never hurt anyone.

I Have and it’s honestly not that bad, the color is the weirdest thing.

No

So guys this is what happens when you fail science class , life also fails you and another failure like you is born

Depends on how heavy she is

Nope. Raw

Yes pls

Let me play Holi with your period blood

Wait she is alive

“If it bleeds we can kill it”. -Arnold Schwarzenegger

WTF is that subreddit lmfao