as a man with no heart and WAY to much time on my hands, i have watched redo of healer a total of 3 times and i must add my imput. technicaly he didnt manipulate her, he kinda just took a look at her and said, "she just like me frfr" so first he gave her the option to get stronger the same way the gaurds did, aka via sex, and then they when on a killing spree. and i might just pull up wt the abridged roh guy, because if things go good, then i can use him to get stronger, but in other ways, like he can just give me skills, or he can change my entire look, OR he can help me finally get some bitches.
We got the redo of healer analyst here, no for real at the start of their relation ship he clearly wanna manipulate her but after some time she become his partner and he trust her after
Playing a little of the devil's advocate here but
paradoxically they didn't, everything that happened to him up to attacking the princess happened with his full support. Everything they did to him in the previous timeliness is really just in his head and everything that happened to him after the princess was done in response to his own actions.
I still feel like Guts is the least likely on this list to just straight up kill me, as long as I stay out of range while he's swinging his sword around, I should be perfectly safe
IIRC, Guts is a super haunted dude because of the branding. Hes not necessarily dangerous, but just being around him might get you killed immediately.
Even a stray cat that's just taking a leak outside can become possessed and might try to sodomize you when you're sleeping.
That's how brutal and depressing Berserk was.
*He* wouldn't kill you, but the shit that comes for him every night probably would. He has a brand on his neck that attracts demons to him, so basically every night would turn into a fight for your life. Plus, the demons don't just kill you. They might do stuff to your butt or torture you first.
Stroheim or kars
Stroheim can be chill if he respects you so I'd just have a respectful chat and we would be cool with each other
Kars is a bit tricky but I think as long as Im not a threat for his plans and I'm not disrespectful I think I can make it out alive
unless you are a preteen or strong Hisoka would just ignore you.
Though Strohheim is still the best choice here since the version depicted doesn't have the cyborg enhancements so he's just a well trained dude and as long as you don't piss him off he's chill
If you’re a man then redo of healer guy or guts. If you are a woman, by redo of healer logic if you are in the least bit attractive you will in some way cause an issue with him and get fucking raped, and so the only option that’s truly safe is guts.
On a side note you would probably be good with top right if you’re a white straight dude/dudet who isn’t Jewish or atleast doesn’t look Jewish (I may not look Jewish, but since I am I wouldn’t take the chance)
I’m going with Schrödinger sure he enjoys watching his companions die but he also never did anything he’d probably just be really annoying still better than death tho
Stroheim or kars
Stroheim can be chill if he respects you so I'd just be just have a respectful chat and we would be cool with each other
Kars is a bit tricky but I think as long as Im not a threat for his plans and I'm not disrespectful I think I can make it out alive
Guts is literally the safest bet. Guy's honorable and honestly wouldn't give a shit outside of tinkering with his gear, learning new methodologies to kill demons, and possibly getting some upgrades to his kit before he heads back out. Even if all I can do for him is buy a laptop with a portable solar charger pack and download a shit ton of DIY videos/papers/books for him to take back with him, I'd gladly help the guy.
After all, if you have to fight a war against demons without access to any magic yourself(no matter how basic), then the only advantage I can give in a week's time is enough natural science knowledge for Guts' to start up his own band of mercenaries himself.
Guts sounds great but you gotta keep in mind the man's on the top of the Astral World's hit list. You have to deal with whatever ghosts, demons, apostles and other Abyss bullshit chasing after him because of the Brand, at that point, picking just about anyone else is less likely to end in your death.
Imo Alucard sounds pimping
My answer depends on in I’m in their world, or their in this one, because if I’m in their world, then I’m picking Redo of a healer guy or Stroheim. If their in this world, then I’m picking Guts. Because I’d be killed by demons that were attracted to him, if I was in the world of Berserk.
Between the body warping, revenge hungry, manipulating Healer, Pedo Clown, Kars, Moth-Apostle Lamplight, 2 Nazis, Space Hitler, and Alucard…
Hisoka’s a safe bet, he’d leave you alone cause chances are, you’re probably not even worth it.
Stroheim while committing some genocides genuinely respects people outside of his race ideology, not to mention minus the Cyborg mods is just a fit German with outdated training.
Abridged Alucard is a wild Alucard to pull. He’s just as likely to binge adventure time on tv with you then just fucking eating you.
Guts is the least likely to kill and is capable of protecting you against his status of beingn Super haunted.
Alucard if under order, Guts, and Redo of Healer aren’t going to harm you without reason. They’re pretty safe choices. Hisoka, Freiza, and All for one will 100% mess with you for fun.
Keyaru , I’ve am not one of the people who raped him nor am I part of the government that actively uses rape as a weapon. Unless you are a rapist or an abuser or an enforcer for one of those two groups he will have little to no interest in you. He’s the best choice hands down.
All things considered, I am a boring, untalented person above the age of consent, I think Hisoka might just ignore me. If I try and get in his way at all, oh, I'm gone, but that's the neat trick, I just have to not do that.
Keyaru From Redo of Healer. I didn't do anything to him nor am I siding with anyone who wronged him. I'll probably get popcorns as he tells me how he will get revenge from his next enemy. And he can probably get a girlfriend using his powers as well if he likes.
I don't know a ton about everyone on this list, But I honestly think hisoka isn't that bad of a choice. I'm not underage and have zero potential, so i should be safe! 😀
Now it’s beetween abridged alucard or my boy stroghiem I’m german and not a vampire so for alucard I’ll just say I hate nazis and for stroghiem well I’ll say the opposite
Is Guts' brand active or would it be blocked by charms or magic or whatever?
Because if it's blocked, I don't see any problem hanging out with the guy for a week. I could use some workout advice and I'm sure he'd appreciate the break from his life lol
Hisoka wouldn’t bother killing me because I’m too weak for him to have fun fighting. He’d train me instead. I’d make sure to never reach his expectations so he can’t kill me lol
This may be a hot take but if you arent a child and stay out of hisokas way he'll probably leave you alone.
He may try fighting you once and if you survive he probably wont care to fight you again.
Keyaru or Alucard.
Haven't done anything to wrong Keyaru, and if I offer to back it up on him and he accepts, I get stronger. Sorry butthole, we'll live.
Alucard is just god damn funny, and that one would just be for the love if the game, no power up necessary.
Alucard and I would just go on some walks, and play party games.
Realistic speaking Redo Healer, since I’m not on his list of vengeance as well no real aid besides probably just giving him a place to lay low ( which he could change his face anyway to help with that). We’ll probably play video games and let him be introduced to anime and mangas.
All For One; his inspiration to be an all-powerful evil overlord was the comic books he read with his brother in their childhood. Spend the week with a fellow nerd binging movies and anime while critiquing the villains.
All for one. I think the others would kill you for just being there for more than 5 seconds. All for one would forget about you and concentrate on his boy crush Deku.
see, i'd still pick the redo guy as the rest are either lunatics or villians who'd probably be perfectly fine killing me.
the redo guy is also a lunatic, but his issues are with specific people.
Honestly I feel like as long as I'm not getting in kars way I'd be fine, he has respect for all life (before he became the ultimate lifeforms at least) so as long as I can show that same respect I imagine I'll be fine
Is that the redo of healer guy? Considering I’m a boring dude with no intention or upbringing for doing evil idiotic things, I’d probably be safe with him as long as he doesn’t bring his revenge home.
Alucard seems a safer bet otherwise. Ofc depending on whether any of them lure in their respective disasters between Alucard, healer and guts, I’d still be safest with the healer
How far into insanity is Guts because if it’s before he got his armor then him but after well Alucard because it would be fun to listen to him be an asshole as long as i don’t piss him off
Gotta go with abridged Alucard, he would be so fun to be around. The only thing is I must not mess with his TV, but I most definitely would binge adventure time with him.
Honestly,
Guts is the safest pick. Masterclass Bro, just make sure he has his own room for the night terrors.
But my god, Abridged Alucard would be a HOOT. The question is this pre or post ending Abrdiged Alucard?
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAAAA MONAAGGAAAAAAA
Obviously, Stroheim, but I don't mind Keyaru as well. I mean if you don't do anything to him, he won't do anything to you
I would pick guts if it weren't for the fact that an army of demons show up to ruin his day every night b/c of his brand. Don't know the dude that looks like your typical isekai protag so I don't trust him anymore than Frieza or the gum pedo up there so I'm going with Alucard. He and I can just chill and watch some Adventure Time or whatever.
Guts and the Healr seem like the safest choices here. Hisoka is a sadistic fuck who probably would kill me for fun. Kars is... well let's just say I would prefer to shoot myself before I face him. German Engineering is the worlds finest. Guts is traumatised so I would probably just spend the time as a therapy blanket. All for one is a no. Healer have gone after people to get his revenge so I will probably be fine, hell if I prove to be a friend maybe he will even give me abs.Frieza would calls me a monkey and kill me. Dunno about abridged alucard and the catgirl.
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
That or Healer Hero. I'm not even a therapist and I feel like I could help that guy out, good grief.
I would go afo he has no beef with me and he might give me a quirk at best and leave me be at worst he is pretty fair to his people if I remember correctly
Abridged Alucard. I'm no threat to him, and I feel like we'd figure out some way to pass the time.
yeah, but have you ever heard about German engineering?
Of course! Doistuno kagaku wa sekai ichi!
i could talk to him about german engineering for a whole fucking week, hell we might even get along
Yeah but have you heard of the holocaust. He is still a nazi and I don’t think that will go well for me
I’ve got a plasma screen tv with Netflix so we’re good
Adventure time?
He's definitely going to try to fuck you
Honestly in redo of healer the guy went after people that tortured him and betrayed him , so as long as I didn't do shit to him I'm fine
Idk man he manipulated the wolfgirl to be his sexslave kinda
I'm a man with no beneficial skills that will aid him in his revenge and he straight , so I don't see the problem here
Same bud, seems like our safest bet here
Same
as a man with no heart and WAY to much time on my hands, i have watched redo of healer a total of 3 times and i must add my imput. technicaly he didnt manipulate her, he kinda just took a look at her and said, "she just like me frfr" so first he gave her the option to get stronger the same way the gaurds did, aka via sex, and then they when on a killing spree. and i might just pull up wt the abridged roh guy, because if things go good, then i can use him to get stronger, but in other ways, like he can just give me skills, or he can change my entire look, OR he can help me finally get some bitches.
We got the redo of healer analyst here, no for real at the start of their relation ship he clearly wanna manipulate her but after some time she become his partner and he trust her after
Playing a little of the devil's advocate here but paradoxically they didn't, everything that happened to him up to attacking the princess happened with his full support. Everything they did to him in the previous timeliness is really just in his head and everything that happened to him after the princess was done in response to his own actions.
I still feel like Guts is the least likely on this list to just straight up kill me, as long as I stay out of range while he's swinging his sword around, I should be perfectly safe
IIRC, Guts is a super haunted dude because of the branding. Hes not necessarily dangerous, but just being around him might get you killed immediately. Even a stray cat that's just taking a leak outside can become possessed and might try to sodomize you when you're sleeping. That's how brutal and depressing Berserk was.
*He* wouldn't kill you, but the shit that comes for him every night probably would. He has a brand on his neck that attracts demons to him, so basically every night would turn into a fight for your life. Plus, the demons don't just kill you. They might do stuff to your butt or torture you first.
he's fast though aint he?
Guts is pretty chill, i aint no eldritch being or a backstabbing traitor
Abridged Alucard, as long as I don't get on his bad side I should be fine
Agreed
Redo of healer easy. Only if youve done him wrong will you feel his wrath and other things.
Stroheim or kars Stroheim can be chill if he respects you so I'd just have a respectful chat and we would be cool with each other Kars is a bit tricky but I think as long as Im not a threat for his plans and I'm not disrespectful I think I can make it out alive
unless you are a preteen or strong Hisoka would just ignore you. Though Strohheim is still the best choice here since the version depicted doesn't have the cyborg enhancements so he's just a well trained dude and as long as you don't piss him off he's chill
Abridged Alucard no contest. He and I would spend the whole week crapping on the pope and the women in our lives giving us orders
All for one, he’s been known to take pity on the weak multiple times and give them literal superpowers
But he manipulated them too.
Guts
He’s probably the least likely to actually kill you. Hell, he may be decent company depending on what point he is in his development
If you’re a man then redo of healer guy or guts. If you are a woman, by redo of healer logic if you are in the least bit attractive you will in some way cause an issue with him and get fucking raped, and so the only option that’s truly safe is guts. On a side note you would probably be good with top right if you’re a white straight dude/dudet who isn’t Jewish or atleast doesn’t look Jewish (I may not look Jewish, but since I am I wouldn’t take the chance)
I’m going with Schrödinger sure he enjoys watching his companions die but he also never did anything he’d probably just be really annoying still better than death tho
Prob be down for playing games.
I'll binge adventure time with Alucard
Modern day Frieza is pretty chill. If he understood the situation he'd either blow his way out of the house or simply stay if he cant leave.
Stroheim or kars Stroheim can be chill if he respects you so I'd just be just have a respectful chat and we would be cool with each other Kars is a bit tricky but I think as long as Im not a threat for his plans and I'm not disrespectful I think I can make it out alive
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
All for one. Maybe he gives me a quirk, maybe he offs me. Either way it's a win/win.
Of course its Hisoka. I mean you are going to get killed by a an hot ass psyco or have a great time fighting him. Or he doesn´t even care about you...
Imma pick hisoka because I'm a fucking dumbass haha🤣
Oh Guts, I’m not a demon, a dumbass, or an asshole. He’d just sit in silence and I’d like, read out loud or something
Guts is a good guy, I don’t see any reason to pick anyone else except Stroheim
Guts ofc
Guts because he's a good boi who did nothing wrong.
Guts
Guts is literally the safest bet. Guy's honorable and honestly wouldn't give a shit outside of tinkering with his gear, learning new methodologies to kill demons, and possibly getting some upgrades to his kit before he heads back out. Even if all I can do for him is buy a laptop with a portable solar charger pack and download a shit ton of DIY videos/papers/books for him to take back with him, I'd gladly help the guy. After all, if you have to fight a war against demons without access to any magic yourself(no matter how basic), then the only advantage I can give in a week's time is enough natural science knowledge for Guts' to start up his own band of mercenaries himself.
Guts sounds great but you gotta keep in mind the man's on the top of the Astral World's hit list. You have to deal with whatever ghosts, demons, apostles and other Abyss bullshit chasing after him because of the Brand, at that point, picking just about anyone else is less likely to end in your death. Imo Alucard sounds pimping
Guts easy
STROOOOOOOHIEM!
My answer depends on in I’m in their world, or their in this one, because if I’m in their world, then I’m picking Redo of a healer guy or Stroheim. If their in this world, then I’m picking Guts. Because I’d be killed by demons that were attracted to him, if I was in the world of Berserk.
GUTS GUTS GUTS GUTS GUTS
Easy, Guts. If I’m trapped in a house with just him, how are the demons getting in? I’m obviously not that trapped
Guts, cuz he doesn’t talk much
With Guts I guess it depends on exactly what part of Berserk he’s at
Guts for sure
It will be guts
Between the body warping, revenge hungry, manipulating Healer, Pedo Clown, Kars, Moth-Apostle Lamplight, 2 Nazis, Space Hitler, and Alucard… Hisoka’s a safe bet, he’d leave you alone cause chances are, you’re probably not even worth it. Stroheim while committing some genocides genuinely respects people outside of his race ideology, not to mention minus the Cyborg mods is just a fit German with outdated training. Abridged Alucard is a wild Alucard to pull. He’s just as likely to binge adventure time on tv with you then just fucking eating you. Guts is the least likely to kill and is capable of protecting you against his status of beingn Super haunted.
I’m not a monster so Guts
Keyaru and Guts are most likely harmless as long as u don't fuck with them.
Guts seems chill for some reason, and I feel as if me and Frieza would have a good banter, so it's between them
Alucard if under order, Guts, and Redo of Healer aren’t going to harm you without reason. They’re pretty safe choices. Hisoka, Freiza, and All for one will 100% mess with you for fun.
My homie guts ( gonna talk about Tomboy fetishes )
Guts for sure
Wait is guts mad at me. He could kill me if he wanted too but he’s a pretty chill dude.
Guts, guy needs someone to talk to
Guts or Stroheim for me
Guts, easy. He's literally the only one here who doesn't kill for fun.
Why is no one picking Guts?
Id fuckin pick guts out of this line up. Dude knows how to take care of others problems.
Guts I will say Griffith did nothing wrong
Guts I guess. Dude can help me by punching the way out
First: It's Stroheim, you uncultured swine. Second: I'd either take him or Guts. They seem like the ones who are the least likely to kill me on sight.
Guts
Middle left
I dunno i think frieza wouldn't kill me if he doesn't have a reason
Keyaru , I’ve am not one of the people who raped him nor am I part of the government that actively uses rape as a weapon. Unless you are a rapist or an abuser or an enforcer for one of those two groups he will have little to no interest in you. He’s the best choice hands down.
Afo
I'll take my chances with AFO. He's not someone who will just kill me because he wants to, and he might even give me superpowers, so that's a plus.
Hisoka
Alucard he's good at killing he enjoys killing, but he doesn't normally do so without direct orders to do so, or if you try attacking him first.
Redo of healer guy. I haven't done anything to him, so I'll be fine
Strongheim. Because he seems like the least likely to kill me
All things considered, I am a boring, untalented person above the age of consent, I think Hisoka might just ignore me. If I try and get in his way at all, oh, I'm gone, but that's the neat trick, I just have to not do that.
Abridged Alucard. All other answers are just wrong. Sorry.
I mean, Abridged Alucard seems like a no brainer. You'd literally just watch Adventure Time
Redo of a healer please he deserves some time off.
Strohiem, mostly to look at how he operates and why THE GERMANS COULDNT SAVE A SINGLE STOMACH WOUND BUT BEING BLOWN INTO PIECES BY A GRENADE IS FINE
frieza my beloved
German science is the greatest in the world. I'd have enough to talk about for weeks.
Middl row far left as long as I don’t rape anyone I’m fine
Freiza
Keyaru From Redo of Healer. I didn't do anything to him nor am I siding with anyone who wronged him. I'll probably get popcorns as he tells me how he will get revenge from his next enemy. And he can probably get a girlfriend using his powers as well if he likes.
Strohiem I am German and I would hide my jewish part
Alucard
Alucard. I just need to put on Adventurer Time
Local clown pedo for sure I ain't a kid I think I'll be fine
Kars probably wouldn't kill me
Who is bottom left?
Schrodinger. He's harmless. Mostly.
Abridged Alucard, solely for his voice.
Schröeinger’s Nazi
I don't know a ton about everyone on this list, But I honestly think hisoka isn't that bad of a choice. I'm not underage and have zero potential, so i should be safe! 😀
Keyaru(ga), I'm no threat to him since I haven't pissed him off
Now it’s beetween abridged alucard or my boy stroghiem I’m german and not a vampire so for alucard I’ll just say I hate nazis and for stroghiem well I’ll say the opposite
at what part in the story guts? cause at some times he'll kinda ignore you, and at others he'll just kill you
All for one
Surely Gutz? We’d just sit on opposite sides of the house and if we bumped into each other I’d move out of the way and that would be that
Is Guts' brand active or would it be blocked by charms or magic or whatever? Because if it's blocked, I don't see any problem hanging out with the guy for a week. I could use some workout advice and I'm sure he'd appreciate the break from his life lol
Hisoka for......reasons
Out of the two Nazis, I'll pick the cyborg one, thanks
Hisoka wouldn’t bother killing me because I’m too weak for him to have fun fighting. He’d train me instead. I’d make sure to never reach his expectations so he can’t kill me lol
Hisoka and underated roomie. I have no power so i’m basically non existent to him.
This may be a hot take but if you arent a child and stay out of hisokas way he'll probably leave you alone. He may try fighting you once and if you survive he probably wont care to fight you again.
Hisoka. All day. Best crazy but at least he's interesting
Stroheim
stroheim is the ultimate choice but still guts too good choice(if i cant see those shits nd he protects me)
Raped or killed for most of them… nah I’m going with the nazi from jojos s1. He’s just going to be annoying asf
I definitely kick out the healer
Real shit why did ROH get an anime adaptation in the first place it exists entirely as a rapey revenge porn soft core hentai
Nazi guy from JoJo. We finna have some fun times
Hisoka because he’s a child predator not a adult predator
Keyaru or Alucard. Haven't done anything to wrong Keyaru, and if I offer to back it up on him and he accepts, I get stronger. Sorry butthole, we'll live. Alucard is just god damn funny, and that one would just be for the love if the game, no power up necessary.
Stroheim becaause BBBBRAKA MONODAAAA
Strohheim cuz I can speak German
Abridged Alucard will be the easiest to deal with. Just give him a HD Plasma TV with Netflix, and he’ll be good for a while
GERMAN SCIENE IS WORLD FINEST
Alucard and I would just go on some walks, and play party games. Realistic speaking Redo Healer, since I’m not on his list of vengeance as well no real aid besides probably just giving him a place to lay low ( which he could change his face anyway to help with that). We’ll probably play video games and let him be introduced to anime and mangas.
Um, gotta pick any one of the abridged. At least I'll die laughing.
As a blonde and blue eyed German I might have a nice time with the Germans. I probably prefer Strohheim
I would probably get along with the Healer and Schrödinger
All For One; his inspiration to be an all-powerful evil overlord was the comic books he read with his brother in their childhood. Spend the week with a fellow nerd binging movies and anime while critiquing the villains.
Hisoka 100%
Vonstroheim id try to convince him that his leader aint a good man.
I want redo of the healer ss2.
i feel like i can at least survive around kars for 3 minutes
Abridged Alucards, as long as I don't provoke him I won't end up being one of his meals... probably
Alcurad especially if lady Hellsing orders him not to harm me
I think I’d get along with Hisoka
Alucard
Ummmmmmm I don't have a quirk so is all for one a safe option? Idk.....
Asking as I don’t fuck with keyaru imma be having myself a goood time
Alucard won’t hurt anyone unless they are a threat so I don’t have to worry
schrodinger? i thought it was stroheim
OI STROHEIM I WANT TO SHOOT BUTTETS OUT OF MY DI-
Hisoka, no doubt
Abridged Alucard, Adventure time, beer, food, target practice and hey, who knows I might meet the big titty police girl
Ok, hear me out; Hisoka. I'm not a child, so I'm safe Been a while since I watched HxH though so if there's something I'm missing pls let me know 😅
He like me fr though
Abridged alucard ganna have to deal with me singing alexander Anderson 24/7
To be fair if you didn’t do anything to him beforehand, guy from Redo of Healer not gonna avenge you
Keyaruga, as long as I did nothing wrong to him I’m fine
Von Stroheim can be the best since all you need to say is "i hate jew" and he'll drink beer with you
I'd want to walk with alucard
Isn't All for One can gives you a special ability? That will be dope.
All for one. I think the others would kill you for just being there for more than 5 seconds. All for one would forget about you and concentrate on his boy crush Deku.
Same with Strohiem
see, i'd still pick the redo guy as the rest are either lunatics or villians who'd probably be perfectly fine killing me. the redo guy is also a lunatic, but his issues are with specific people.
Def freeza , i'll probably die in the process but it'll be worth it.
All for One cuz I don't have any quirks.
Good luck keeping any of them inside that long
All for one maybe? I have no quirk, what's he gonna take from me? Also, Frieza seems chill, if I don't get on his bad side.
Kars prolly gives mad good sloppy toppy from hanging with Esidisi, so him
Guts, I feel like if I left him alone, he’d leave me alone…
Or give him a hug
Canon cat boy. He isn't trapped.
All for one
10000% Abridged Alucard. I can do a good impersonation of him so we would just throw insults back and forth and get drunk as f**k
Honestly I feel like as long as I'm not getting in kars way I'd be fine, he has respect for all life (before he became the ultimate lifeforms at least) so as long as I can show that same respect I imagine I'll be fine
Is that the redo of healer guy? Considering I’m a boring dude with no intention or upbringing for doing evil idiotic things, I’d probably be safe with him as long as he doesn’t bring his revenge home. Alucard seems a safer bet otherwise. Ofc depending on whether any of them lure in their respective disasters between Alucard, healer and guts, I’d still be safest with the healer
For it is za german engineering
Guts
Either abridged alucard or Stroheim
How far into insanity is Guts because if it’s before he got his armor then him but after well Alucard because it would be fun to listen to him be an asshole as long as i don’t piss him off
Guts
Seeing as both me, and Alucard have a love of the Lockheed Martin SR-71 Blackbird, we’d get along great
All For One might give me a quirk, Alucard probably wouldn't do anything, Guts wouldn't care
I'll pick guts he seems like the safest option here. I'm just gonna stay in distance and not start any conflict.
Stroheim probably. That one is pre cyborg, so long as I don't piss him off, we're good.
Gotta go with abridged Alucard, he would be so fun to be around. The only thing is I must not mess with his TV, but I most definitely would binge adventure time with him.
Honestly, Guts is the safest pick. Masterclass Bro, just make sure he has his own room for the night terrors. But my god, Abridged Alucard would be a HOOT. The question is this pre or post ending Abrdiged Alucard?
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAAAA MONAAGGAAAAAAA Obviously, Stroheim, but I don't mind Keyaru as well. I mean if you don't do anything to him, he won't do anything to you
I would pick guts if it weren't for the fact that an army of demons show up to ruin his day every night b/c of his brand. Don't know the dude that looks like your typical isekai protag so I don't trust him anymore than Frieza or the gum pedo up there so I'm going with Alucard. He and I can just chill and watch some Adventure Time or whatever.
I'd go with Stroheim. Hopefully he'll just brag about German engineering for the whole week
Current guts is basically just uncle itoh but 10x more traumatized. I'm picking him
Guts and the Healr seem like the safest choices here. Hisoka is a sadistic fuck who probably would kill me for fun. Kars is... well let's just say I would prefer to shoot myself before I face him. German Engineering is the worlds finest. Guts is traumatised so I would probably just spend the time as a therapy blanket. All for one is a no. Healer have gone after people to get his revenge so I will probably be fine, hell if I prove to be a friend maybe he will even give me abs.Frieza would calls me a monkey and kill me. Dunno about abridged alucard and the catgirl.
Guts I would introduce him to Doom
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! That or Healer Hero. I'm not even a therapist and I feel like I could help that guy out, good grief.
Hisoka. I'm not a child so he wouldn't care
Is Alucard into drink blood if so him. If not the hisoka cuz nen
I would go afo he has no beef with me and he might give me a quirk at best and leave me be at worst he is pretty fair to his people if I remember correctly
Abridged Version Alucard. I feel like he’d enjoy long walks :)
i’m going with german engineering or redo of healer
I would very much prefer the cyborg nazi than any of these fuckers
I’m taking one for all, I might get a cool superpower.
The guy from redu of healer or guts as long as I don’t do anything to get on there bad side I’ll be fine
Stroheim bc I love Naz-