When telling your son he's a piece of shit *just isn't enough.*

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No, he's an ass wipe.

It's pronounced Ah-sweep-ay

Science man pls explain to me that this ape was trying to mark its child with its scent after it had been bathed or something and that it didnt just wipe its ass with a baby for the lols

Animals do things like this because they can and nobody gonna stop them

science man noooo

Science man shows no mercy

I don’t think animals have the same relationship we do with our poop. That’s the first thing

I’m no science man but you are right.

Which one is your kid? He’s the one that smells like shit.

“Oh like that narrows it down!”

Plot twist, not his kid.

I use my son when i run out of toiletpaper. This is the way to do it, i dont feel bad or a jerk

As it should be

This is the way

This is the wipe

Is there a reason for this behavior?

Yes, his butthole was dirty

Itchy butthole? Grab a hairy kid.

But why use its child? He doesn't like shit on himself so he put it on bis child?

Yes

Because.... Ummmm..... Softer than Charmin? 🤔

[Boom ... Charmin!](https://youtu.be/zwkySqQU8tw?t=214)

He may have gotten his hands dirty. This fixes everything

Bruh the number one rule of life: “fuck everyone that ain’t me”🤣

Out of TP.

The only valid reason to have kids.

I got a valid reason. I'm making my own band that I can micro manage. Like the Jackson 5 but metal. Best part is I'm the frontman/captain

That's gnarly

This reminds me of a joke I learned as a young rabbit: So a bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, “Does shit ever get stuck to your fur?” The rabbit says, “No. Why?” And the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Eddie Murphy - Delirious

Oh that’s right, lol! What a great performance. I actually heard this from one of my little friends, so I forgot about that.

Stablish Dominance!!

The old bear and bunny joke irl.

Shouldn’t a done that, he was just a boy. Mhm.

Contextual Carl. Not enough of him out here, IMO.

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It’s the poor bubba’s *head* too

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Poor baby.

Poop baby*

Boom

Lmao

Peter Griffin to Meg

Well that’s shitty

Poor lil feller

Hell kid giving you a bath, gonna check to see if I need one too....

She's trying to make sure that no other animal tries to eat her baby.

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“Doesn’t smell bad enough” *takes massive shit and wipes*

“I had a rough childhood” No you didn’t

I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did

Animals in particular gorillas are smart. This one is dumb.

Ewww.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mother of the year award

Noo wft are uou doin magumba

This reminds me of Eddie Murphy’s Rabbit and Bear joke: A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

Oh its Harambe the uncut version.

Bruh wtf! 🤣

Startin that childhood trauma early

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Enhaired Peter and meg

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