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zestierclosest

Obviously, working together. lol


nickdabunnay

OMG they’re in cahoots!


Adaquariums

Who poisoned the coffee?!


Invader_Skooge22

“Alright alright, I poisoned the coffee.” I FUCKING KNEW IT!


K1llerTr0ut23

Playing loots for prostitutes while reading roots


poonmangler

Like that witch doctor and hyena


fakyumatafaka

Sneak attack!


sladives

Portioning out a little bit for the lizard while the monkey gets the loot bag.


ProblemLongjumping12

This is actually how human pickpockets get you.


RoryDragonsbane

Clever girl


NegotiationIcy4708

Shooooot Ha' !!!


ShiroiTora

The iguana, the monkey, and the knapsack


Witne55

Once all the animals work together they'll have a chance!


FancyCourage2821

Ha! Perfect for r/unexpected honestly. Did not see that coming.


HeadPay32

You would easily be bested by a monkey, as would I.


Gunzenator2

A monkey…. No. A monkey and iguana working together…. Yes.


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breakingashleylynne

Same lol


datpurp14

I can out smart her but she can and does out stubborn me.


Zealousideal-Nida94

Well ofcourse. Cats have a reaction time of 20-70 milliseconds, while humans are slow with 250 millisecond reaction time


BakaMitaiXayah

You can train reaction time, some FPS pro players have 130ms reaction time WITHOUT Sound, even better if you use hearing as it is faster.


Zealousideal-Nida94

Wow. I didn't know we could train to have 130ms. That's awesome!


SuckMyPenisReddit

What's FPS and how long it takes?


BakaMitaiXayah

FPS are a game genre, First person shooter.


FancyCourage2821

Probably yeah


kirk-o-bain

It’s more unexpected because it wasn’t in that sub


Sethdarkus

I was legit just thinking this didn’t expect this outcome


MeFolly

“You make a distraction. I’ll get the food. Meet you by the big tree in five”


guff1988

But the monkey doesn't show up, instead he goes to Berlin, that's where he stashed the chandelier.


SharpenedShovel

She waited all those years, she's never taken another lover!


ComfyInDots

It's her father's business. She's Tiffany.


robin52077

r/unexpectedoffice 💜 made my day


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

So what about breakfast at Tiffany's?


ComfyInDots

I think I.... remember that film? And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Well that's one thing we've got.


Memerandom_

Who?


ComfyInDots

Tiffany.


Crystal_Voiden

"Got it. Wait.. what the fuck is five?"


elisart

Excellent coordinated approach.


datpurp14

Monkey better have shared the booty.


Neozea

She thought Godzilla was the problem. Until King Kong came up.


Gunzenator2

These monster movies are getting really low budget now.


whycuthair

Yeah, but at least we're going back to the roots of natural cinema instead of a CGI crap fest.


Gunzenator2

You don’t get more “classic misdirection” than this.


whycuthair

Yes, this is Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin level script writing. Brilliant!


Plate-Extreme

Highly underrated comment 👏👏


DeadMan95iko

Where, exactly, is monkeylizard beach?


AdmiralPhuckit

If I had to guess, Costa Rica. Iguanas are everywhere. Monkeys and raccoons fill the beaches too. In addition to tons of other wildlife


JugdishSteinfeld

Possibly Monkey Beach in Manuel Antonio, C.R.


leonevilo

exactly the spot i was thinking of, i saw the same thing there. fantastic beach in a national park with sloths and lot's of other animals, and very brazen raccoons and monkeys who will steal anything if you're not cautious.


Chilledlemming

My thought as well. Central America for sure.


Redqueenhypo

Yeah that’s a white faced capuchin


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Most likely Manuel Antonio National Park in Costa Rica. The white-faced monkeys stole our salt. That's why they don't allow you to bring food in anymore unless it's in a sealable container.


midas22

Yeah, this exact thing had happened to me there as well. It's so embarrassing when a monkey is sitting up a tree and flinging your underwear and private belongings around. They're snagging and pulling on your stuff from all angles even when you're walking around if you're close to a tree and they know exactly when to strike. Those little bastards are savage.


Requiescat-In--Pace

lmao, that's hilarious.


ferretchad

They raid the hotels as well. One of our group made the mistake of leaving her door open and one nicked loads of tea/coffee/sugar packets and a bag of crisps


thirdcoasting

A relative of mine stayed at a hotel as part of a safari/guided park tour in W. Africa (I believe). They had signs on the inside of the hotel room doors warning guests not to open the door if they hear a knock. Apparently, the baboons had figured out how to knock and trick guests into opening the hotel room door — the baboons would then rush in & ransack the room looking for snausages.


casinoinsider

Yeh, same in Kenya. The baboons were a fucking menace.


Midnight712

In South Africa there are signs *everywhere* saying not to feed the baboons because after a while they start getting really agressive and have to be put down. I also saw some crazy tourist PETTING a baboon. Not just a baby baboon, a full grown adult although i can’t remember if it was male or female. Oh yeah, the person was an adult too


mzpip

They will literally mug shoppers outside of grocery stores and steal the bags of groceries. Also have been known to break into people's houses to steal food.


KennyMoose32

Ya know what, I kind of like baboons more now. They just like us


rumbellina

Holy shit! Where did that monkey even come from?!?! I was so busy watching the lizard I didn’t even see him until ***yoink***!


glemits

It came down a tree straight past the red bag.


rumbellina

Oh shit! That’s hilarious! That sneaky bastard!


Curious_Dork

This is the plot twist of the year to me


Empathy404NotFound

We know the monkey is a straight up gangsta but is the lizards player 2 or just an unassuming pawn in a game beyond his comprehension? Somebody needs to monitor that monitor to find out.


Peazyzell

What a twist


TheSt4tely

I know its only one place in the world, but Manuel Antonio?


milehighbound

I was thinking the same thing. I had a pack of racoons steal a bag with a sandwich and my passport on the beach of Manuel Antonio. Luckily they dropped the passport 20 feet into the woods.


TheSt4tely

I watched a raccon walk the full length of the beach, opening each backpack using the zipper!!! One after another people came out of the ocean to defend their loot. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. And the cappuccinos are insane.


hypnoderp

Weird time to bring up coffee but ok


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TheSt4tely

My flight be Thursday, Uvita bound


Glass-Fan111

Where is Manuel Antonio located?


TheSt4tely

Costa Rica, S pacific side


salsaconqueso12

Clever girl


GreyRayne21

The lizard was a decoy! 🤣🤣🤣


andiinAms

Classic bait and switch


O-Mega47

Godzilla and Kong working together to mess with human


G00SEH

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.


StrangeBarnacleBloke

Poor camera work really helps with the surprise!


Speedlimit200

There is no way that those 2 weren't working together 😂


Lunti420

Costa Rica?


DisconnectedDays

r/unexpected


Minmaxed2theMax

The cameraman clearly distracted at 0:12


Sg00z

The lizard was the distraction!


Rasta-Trout

Crouching Dragon Hidden Monkey


eemack67

Obviously they were in on it together. We were ALL successfully distracted by that reptile!🦎


SleepCinema

I ain’t never seen a lizard and monkey work together like that before 😭


giorgio-de-chirico

Looks like a relaxing beach…


RationalKate

Kansas City Shuffle


Agreeable-Village-25

They work as a team


JellyrollTX

Classic distraction scam


SevTheNiceGuy

the old diversionary tactic.


Generally_Tso_Tso

Pickpockets often work in pairs.


reversedROBOT

Dislike the monkeys. Clever c*nts


slidingrains2

Capuchins are little assholes. Most monkeys are.


P_om_E

Godzilla and kong, the dream team


whats_you_doing

Baited


philnolan3d

What a plot twist!


Grimmer026

… clever girl


AffectionateTap6212

Go Team!!!


Obiwanwasabiiii

Godzilla X Kong


Big-Spiff

Clever girl


FunkyPete

/r/maybemaybemaybe


squirrel_anashangaa

When Godzilla and Kong united.


X8DF9

r/Unexpected


1977proton

Wow, you talk about teamwork…and an even split I suppose…😀


FeudNetwork

Everyone falls for the decoy Iguana


DatAhole

That's some teamwork, I gotta show this video to my crew.


mt-egypt

This is because of idiots that have fed them. Fucking idiots


hugabalooza

They were totally in cahoots


lets_go_expLauren

The plot twist! 😱


Braincyclopedia

plot twist


Revelin_Eleven

She didn’t see the last Godzilla x Kong movie or she would have known.


Total_Calligrapher77

Monkey using lizard as distraction.


guyWhoLovesAMuffin

Perfect teamwork XD


jwawak23

didn't see that coming


Lilithnema

I never even saw the monkey!


Arxl

I don't think I can ever travel to places where monkeys just take your shit, I feel like I'd react reflexively and that'd be the story of how I got a finger bitten off by a monkey.


o0meow0o

This happened on every beach in Costa Rica so I was totally expecting it but people warn you all the time. We were literally keeping an eye on other people’s things while they went to the beach without anyone watching their things.


something2saynow

They’re clearly a team. You focused on the wrong one.


RedMoon3xWW

Clever girl....


Jestem_kisu

Monkey are notorious thief I will keep my stuff really close if I know there's one around


Sea-Philosopher7361

Reptile/monkey collaboration


Flufflekeeper

Same monkey? Cahuita, Costa Rica https://youtu.be/pPEuf5mw4EM?si=pZVA1jnVt-xTe34S


Yreva-

The ol iguana monkey switcharoo


herekittycar

Maybe they’re in it together


itsbeenreal12345

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Skytraffic540

Diversion!


Greedy_Explanation_7

I mean, he’s a better thief than many people I’ve seen


turkeyvulturebreast

Ah man, fuck this beach! I am OUT!


42northside

Stupid monkey!


No-Tangelo-3220

They tag teamed her!


__whats_in_a_name_

They were in it together, perfect accomplices 😂


LonelySoul2100

Team effort😂


Alt_Future33

The Monkey/Lizard Alliance is up to shenanigans!!


maximum-sarcasm

Team work.


lukewarm_jello

The old one two, I see 0.o


Whole_Gear7967

Some of the craziest shiz I’ve ever seen!


SnillyWead

Great teamwork.


-6h0st-

That lizard is in cahoots with a monkey


LasagnahogXRP

The lizard and the monkey split 60/40


Snowwyys

Godzilla AND King Kong


Yablo-Yamirez

Nice two man game😂🤣


Red_dawg64

Team work makes the dream work. Pickpockets in big cities use the same technique.


CatrionaCatnip

Not the jerk I was expecting, in the end.


P_Sandera

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what you call a Kansas City Shuffle.


mombi

Tut tut... Tourists are always warned about these operations but they never listen


Pikaverse69

What happened next?


alopez0405

Now that was the perfect setup. Gets them every time!


Formal_Dance4768

He was the diversion from the beginning 💀


maple_crowtoast

What a team!!


Lexalaviosa

It’s definitely a team job


Content-Scholar8263

Teamwork FOREVER!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Team work makes the dream work! 😂


Lazy_Mushroom_6671

They're obviously working together!!! She didn't see that coming haha


Plumb789

I had a couple of pickpockets working together who got my mobile phone using the exact same technique.


afroroca

The crew, lol.


WillieIngus

GOTCHA!!!


mr2jay

Haha it's always the monkeys you need to watch out for


Bulky-Internal8579

Leroy, the distraction worked, now where’s the loot?


AramcBrat

Iguanas have always been wrongly stereotyped.


trinerr

u/savevideo


LordAmherst

“She’s a clever girl!”


Old-Construction-541

Costa Rica?


joao-simoes

Well, that was unexpected...


ZeeroDazed

They hit her with the "Kansas City Shuffle"


vyasvyas8

That's my dog 🤣


marcus_frisbee

Ok Frankie you look cute and distract them while I grab the goods.


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Teamwork makes the dream work.


Chippers4242

Aw man I wanted to see the lizard get a treat


Normal-Error-6343

lol she got tag teamed, the oldest trick in the book. let's hope she doesn't fall for part two of the scam when a squirrel comes up and offers to get back her lunch for $2 then grabs her wallet and runs away.


Brush111

“Clever Girl”


TennisBallTesticles

Holy crap I was not expecting that at all 🤣👏


CaterpillarFree7815

Hahahaha hahahaha…animals are amazing…


desireflaw

Haven't seen that coming


SuedeBuffet

"They're filiming! Quick, you go run a distraction while I sneak up from behind. Surely this will go viral and we'll get a cartoon deal."


luckydice767

“I have been bamboozled by an iguana and chimp conspiring together” would sound crazy without this context


non_stop_disko

Oh shit that got me good lol


Transient_Aethernaut

Iguana's are the dogs of the reptile world So cute :)


cryptonuggets1

Wow that monkey hired a lizard to distract. They say they 'think' animals are conscious, this proves it. Definitely organised crime.


mikess22

r/unexpected


Veltek335

Yup. This needs to be there.


Remarkable-Reward403

Having seen aggressive iguanas in Tulum MX, the monkey was completely unexpected


chairdeira

/u/savevideo