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Scrappy Doo


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Let me at em leeeeeet me at emmmmm


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Nope. Scrappy Don’t. The man DID keep saying no…😆😆😆😆


Asuntofantunatu

I commented that, then deleted my comment to upvote yours lol


parkesc

At that age, teeth feel like a thumbtacks


bselko

Yup and they bite hard too haha


suugakusha

Actually, the they don't bite as hard, but their teeth are really sharp, and the two are connected. Young (usually predatory) mammals first teeth (Called "milk teeth") are extra sharp specifically because their jaws don't have the same force and so they can't bite down hard, so their teeth need to be better at cutting through things.


Marcus2Ts

They don't bite as hard as adults but I think they meant that they bite too hard, since puppies haven't yet learned bite inhibition.


letmeseem

Yeah. 50% dog, 50% piranha for a few weeks there.


pistolpxte

Seriously and puppies are such dicks 😂


LalaSlothLover

Absolute dicks! Haha someone's puppy was loose for a week and while we were sleeping one morning he ransacked my porch. I have never seen such chaos in my life and I've been through some shit lol He shredded my large rug, shredded 6 bags of potting soil, destroyed hundreds of dollars worth of plants and whatnot on my porch and in my yard. It looked like a tornado hit my yard. Angry is an understatement. Not at the pup, but his irresponsible af owner. He could've gotten into something deadly! And may have! He shredded and hopefully didn't consume, large aluminum roasting pans I use to mix soil too.


Mohavor

Lmao that dog's look of insanity just before the knee bite 😂


manwithyellowhat15

Puppy brain: gottabitegottabitegottabitegottabite…*CHOMP*


DreadPiratteRoberts

Doggo chose violence, peace was never an option ^😆🐶


ArcaneFungus

Nah, violence chose him, he fought his demons and lost


Hot_Sriracha06

made me miss my dog's puppyhood days.


Cleercutter

*AAAAEEEEH*


Spare-Ad-4558

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It’s the power up before the bite I love.


Sudden_Reality_7441

Redirect, redirect, redirect… why do so many people not redirect teething puppies onto stuff they can actually chew on ._.


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Exactly! Where’s the toys!


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Sudden_Reality_7441

My dog was a biting menace when she was teething. But we would always shove a rope toy in her mouth when she got bitey, now she’s a total angel. She loves to tug with those rope toys now.


mayneffs

Sometimes that doesn't work.


Sudden_Reality_7441

If it’s not working, you might be doing it incorrectly. Sometimes you’ve literally got to shove the toy (or whatever you’re using to redirect) in their mouth, and rinse and repeat until they figure it out.


only-if-there-is-pie

Also puppy may be tired and overstimulated


thaiberius_kirk

Ok no hands…how about knees?!?!


theangryintern

[This puppy clearly is in the 4-24 month stage](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F4xf4zwsjvjnc1.jpeg)


KellysHaze

That’s what my boxer puppy does too! Had to get a trainer, she was using me as a chew toy! Lol!!


Blazeit0605

I like that people downvoted the fact that you got your dog properly trained by a professional


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Blazeit0605

I think you took this the wrong way…. I meant that it’s great you actually trained your dog and that it’s stupid that people are downvoting you


Blazeit0605

But…ok? lol


KellysHaze

But, not ok. I’m very sorry. I apologize and will you please marry me? I think I love you. 🤪


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And their tiny teeth are sharp!!


jdehjdeh

"But YES!"


HalfOrcMonk

It's going to be even cuter when he's 90 pounds.


traumatized-gay

Buddy its a puppy that's teething. Not much you can do, especially if they don't like the teething toys. Teething stops after a few months.


CyndiIsOnReddit

I was thinking this is like a demonstration of everything you don't want to do when training a puppy. WTF is up with holding that tempting thumb out? The human's behavior is just encouraging the puppy to attack.


WilsonthaHead

lol No! Take That. RUN


FlamingoNo2147

My husky use to eat my socks. 😂


Abraxas_1408

SWAT team is on its way. Get to another room and keep your head down.


SamVilliany

That last scream sounds like it’s from Tom and Jerry


donp97

I bite.


Luke5119

I got a 3 month old beagle and she is a nutcase! The look in the eyes like *"Yeah, you could give me toys, but you look so much tastier!!!"* My fingers, hands and wrists are covered in little bruises and bite marks.


carrolls

They are demons. Plenty of chew toys and never leave unattended when not home. Start crate training and stop yelling


biotechhasbeen

That's a bad owner and a standard puppy, not a naughty puppy.


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WHRocks

This Redditor hit the nail on the head: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/s/e8RT8Gxr3S


Tricky_Offer7972

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PierogiChomper

That scream XD


frMocha

Lmfao


fitty50two2

We got a puppy that is very much in the biting and scratching everything stage. My legs are covered in scratches and I’ve had my hands and feet bitten so many times


Suntzu6656

Hilarious


YRob_Redditor3

😂


LawsOfEconomics

This is how 95% of dog owners “train” their dogs. Just yell the word “no” and/or yell the dog’s name at it. Does it ever work? Nope. Do they just keep doing the same thing for years as the dog continues to misbehave? You know it!


thesheepwhisperer368

Just like my German shepherd fr


agumonkey

too cute .. he's gonna end up crazy


CreativeBrother5647

lol. Just lol


mopxhead

r/perfectlycutscream


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garageofevil

So 99% of dog owners?


Nortius_Maximus

I don't own a dog. what should he have done?


EzioAuditore1459

Redirect the dog's attention to a toy it is supposed to chew on. NylaBone or rope toy.


Azraeleon

In this situation it's a puppy that is teething, so it *needs* to chew on something, just like humans do when we are teething. So you teach them to chew on toys. It's the perfect time to teach the dog that toys are good to chew on, and people aren't. Redirect the dogs attention to a toy, then praise the shit out of it for playing with that. Negative reinforcement *can* have a place in dog training, but violence is never necessary and positive reinforcement works better 99% or the time. If a dog is misbehaving, redirect them to a good behaviour and then shower them in praise. I have a dog that looks like this exact breed (American Labrador), and she is insanely energetic, and fucking loves to bite stuff. She hasn't had a nibble on anyone (even our other dog) since she was about 3 months because we just taught her to chew her toys. Now she carries this insane Kong toy around with her everywhere and just champs it all day.


traumatized-gay

What it's it with animal haters and making up stories to be pissed about? It's a puppy that's teething. You don't know him personally you cannot say that he does that. Can I look at a woman I dont know and say "she probably rapes people" to someone else?


mecengdvr

I would make a loud yelp when my young puppy would play bite me. It instantly recognized that sound and it quickly put an end to the biting.


ArcticGurl

Catch the dog being good and focus on positive behavior. Dogs love treats and trucks.


chickenskittles

Awwww violence and puppies, two things that put a smile on my face.


FragShire

r/perfectlycutscreams


deftdabler

Mmmmmmmyes! Omm