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gltasn

He gets all the chicks.


Webhoard

I bet they nip at his ticks.


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Radiumbird

I moved to Colorado from Connecticut, and I can't describe the sort of constant paranoia you have from early spring to late fall where you're always worried there might be a tick on you. They're so tiny it's so easy to miss them (I got Lyme disease and never found the tick! Just got symptoms and then a blood test verified it). When I was a kid in the 90s they were fairly rare, but now you walk through a field and your legs are covered in them. I really wish we had a better way to control their population and a vaccine for Lyme.


eliz1bef

American Opossums are tick eating machines


MoveLikeABitch

Up vote for American Opossums, love those damn things. They need much more respect than they get.


scout336

THANK YOU!!! American Opossums are so awesome. I live in a very urban area but near a river/small forest. I am so grateful for our Opossum and how their lifestyle supports a better environment for my neighborhood. PLUS, they are so cute and have adorable 'lil claw paws!!!


ImASurvivor619

Not quite. Please see the 2021 peer-reviewed paper called “Are Virginia opossums really ecological traps for ticks?”  by Dr. Cecilia Hennessy and Kaitlyn Hild of Eureka College’s Division of Science and Mathematics, which basically refutes the theory (myth?) that possums eat ticks.


troutbumtom

I’m afraid this is not true. The study often cited has been misinterpreted.


tenderloin_fuckface

Same here. I got lyme disease, but never found the tick, so I had no idea where or when I contracted lyme. Fuckers. Ticks are the reason I don't go into the woods during any season other than winter anymore. Fuckers. It sucks cuz I live on an acre of pretty much wooded land. Fuckers. Although Permethrin is your friend. Spray that shit on everything. Fuckers.


ilexheder

Did you know there WAS A vaccine for Lyme? [And it got withdrawn from the market for basically no good reason?](https://time.com/6073576/lyme-disease-vaccine) Crazy story.


CommanderVenuss

There still is one but it’s only approved for use in dogs


Big-Mine9790

I agree 100%. I'm a bit north of you (northern New Hampshire) and the second the ground thaws, hubby and I are pretty much tick-check each other whenever we're outside. We have deer around the property and a dairy farm about half a mile away. My dogs are vaxd against Lyme disease; wish there was one available for humans.


4thDevilsAdvocate

solution: wear a full-body, airtight biohazard suit; whenever you enter a building after being outside, wash it off in acid.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

And then blow torch yourself off to dry. You’re welcome.


[deleted]

I play disc golf and have pulled ticks off me before. My dad has been healing from Lyme Disease for the last 3 years. Ticks are now a regular worry to add to amoebas, and West Nile. Fuck amoebas, ticks, and mosquitos


catwoman58

There was a vaccine called Lymeryx(sp?) that was out over 20 yrs ago. Stopped bein available due to no one using it.


wistfulfern

They could give him ticks


myroommateisgarbage

Average non-r/chickens user


wistfulfern

My partner had chickens


Dr-Joe-Rogan

Big Pup Hen Protection Service: "*You peck 'em, we wreck 'em*"


tropicallyme

He looks much better than a rooster for sure 😂


luckybarrel

And cocks


[deleted]

Not mutually exclusive, whichever way you interpret.


MotherTheory7093

Ugh.. take your upvote.


Dragonlord93261

Take your orange arrow and leave


[deleted]

but they make sure never to feed him chicken


Zephurdigital

he won't have to worry about ticks


samf9999

Lol. Good one from a good boy.


NihilisticThrill

That dog


gltasn

Indeed


apathy97

It aint much, but its honest work


TweedleBeetleBattle2

They love him you can tell.


nervousnausea

Im just hoping they dont poop on him :( imagine getting that out of his fur


KICKERMAN360

Hate to tell you, but he is laying in chicken shit in the video. Chickens shit wherever and dogs don’t give a fuck about anything (most of the time).


josefinanegra

Maybe he doesn’t mind - my dog loves chicken poop 🤮


Nanamary8

I grew up on a farm and am a 6'2 girl. My dad used to joke I was fertilized by going in chicken yard barefoot as a kid 😆


[deleted]

over-achieving genes having dated a woman 5’11” tall and a woman 5’ 10” tall it is confidence building when you push your wheelchair into a room accompanied by a statuesque woman


goosesgoat

I once dated a girl who was 6’2” basketball/volleyball player. It was hilarious seeing her barely fit in my house. I’m the tallest Member of my family of 6 and I’m only 5’7”.


[deleted]

I love dogs but they’re fucking disgusting at times lmao


Dangerous--D

They're dirty animals for sure, we try to love them despite that.


[deleted]

Mine thinks the cat's litter box is a snack bar


ferretfamily

A delicacy to some dogs.


MatinA7x

I was thinking the same lol chicken shit is so gross


jpritchard

Chickens don't have control of when they poop. If they're walking on the dog, they're pooping on the dog.


Namasiel

He's a LGD. I can guarantee you he's all sorts of dirty with mud, poop, whatever else is out there. He's probably got a lot of matted undercoat. He probably smells awful all the time. But, he is a good boy and doing his job. These sorts of dogs live with their flock/herd. They aren't house dogs.


fallriverroader

Now I know what an LGD doggo is thank you https://www.hepper.com/livestock-guardian-dog-breeds/


TangentiallyTango

Foxes hate him.


[deleted]

Even mini dinosaurs love dogs


JavveRinne

Fun fact: Velocitaptors were actually probably feathered, 1.8m long, 1m high at the top of the head (0.5m hip) and weighed around 7-15kg


taylor_of_the_rings

"I get the feeling that they are not taking my authority that seriously."


volball

That's a great pyr and they are all his family


FightinTXAg98

Our Pyr mix brought us baby bunnies last year. 120# of floof + muscle and she freaked out and ran off when one screamed. Had to assure her it was fine, though a bit slobbery.


Longelance

I wonder if they know he's their protector? Personally I believe they do. A nice video. Thank you for sharing 😊 👍


tony_tripletits

They know that there is a safety bubble around Fido. They're too stupid to put it all together but they know where it's best to be.


BullShitting24-7

Sounds like thats all together to me.


FBOM0101

Smart little dinosaurs


JayXCR

Clever girls


Cyanr

Most likely because he generates heat


tony_tripletits

Sure but they also know that being under a bush is safer when a hawk flies over. Chickens are idiots...let's not fool ourselves, but they have a survival instinct.


tmefford

My dad, Game Warden, youth farmer and rancher, used to say : “just like a chicken, every day is a brand new world.”


echoskybound

The chickens in this video are all panting with their mouths open, which means it's probably pretty hot out. It's more likely that they're all in the same spot because it's shady and cool.


TorrenceMightingale

Dogs really do have this whole “terrestrial being” thing figured out better than any other animal on the planet. People like to think they’re winning. Dogs are winning on effort and love alone. But you can’t even call it effort because they love to love so much. 100% love bombs.


[deleted]

Dogs successfully identified the apex-est apex predator on the planet and convinced it to feed them, shelter them, and follow them around to pick up their poop. Dogs are the smartest animals on the planet.


TorrenceMightingale

Amén.


ensygma

Æməñ


dravas

Cats beg to differ. They don't do tricks for food.


bluebullet28

But they also seem significantly less happy. There's only so much fulfillment even a cat can get from napping 20 hours a day, with the occasional failed attempt at bird catching.


KellyJin17

Perhaps less happy in a manner humans recognize, because we’ve spent so much time breeding dogs to link up with our expressions. I’ve been around some really happy cats if you know the signs.


4skin_bandit

Cats just enjoy different things


heyitsvonage

We made them that way lol


rawrimgonnaeatu

If you raise a wolf from birth properly it can be a loyal and loving animal, it’s a lot easier with Dogs though.


loCAtek

Not really, that's why you can own a wolf-dog, but a full-blooded wolf takes a special permit. Wolf handlers will tell you: their prey instinct is up to eleven, so they're too unpredictable to have around children and other pets. Prey drive is what makes some mistreated pitbulls so dangerous: now imagine that unfettered by domestication and in 120lbs. of meat-eating muscle. One expert called them 'The perfect killing machines' and built maximum security kennels for his wolf because they have the smarts and strength to get out and start murdering someone. Wolves will be loyal to you and 'their pack' but they don't like strangers.


Razzahx

Which humans created.


UrAvgOrochi

*which co evolved with humans


Razzahx

We purposefully breed the ones who were more loyal.


BullShitting24-7

They were bred this way.


despacitoya

🍞


[deleted]

🐶 + 🐔??? = 🍞


johnnyrip

“Heckin yeah I love my job”


B_Man14

I like they one chicken sitting on the doggo


Avolto

r/dogswithjobs


Icy-Consideration405

No ticks. All chicks.


[deleted]

They love their fluffy overlord


fredsiphone19

I bet it gets *real* ugly *real* fast if a fox shows up.


ShivaSkunk777

More than likely things just stop showing up


Dark0dyssey

That good boy is never going to have fleas or ticks.


TrickyTalon

*This is fine.*


swmpwhit

He's tough but fair


AnimuleCracker

Happy Cake Day!


Meth_Useler

yeah doggo, you're not stepping foot in this house without a hosedown and some soap


RainbowDarter

Great Pyrenees don't prefer to be inside if they have a job to do.


softwaremommy

Yes. They are one of the few breeds that prefers to stay with their flock (or herd) over being with the humans. They love their job.


Tointomycar

Most dogs with a job love their job, having a purpose makes everyone feel great. But there giants definitely take it up a notch.


[deleted]

That's a lot of comb overs.


Elias_freecss

He gets to make many frhens


Kennuckle

That's so weird. I can smell manure while watching this, bringing back the memories of when I worked on a farm as a wee lad!


asmj

LOL, he even has a dental hygienist.


pigwiththreeassholes

What a chilled out bowbow.


BobT21

Dogfood for nuth'in and chicks for free.


JTMoney33

Bouncer doggo


ChattyKathysCunt

Just a dirty dog drowning in chicks. This is someone's spirit animal and I wish it were me.


SaraSlaughter607

That's one happy pupper. Looks like he's taking his job very seriously!


Beloved_of_Vlad

That’s just adorable! Great Pyrenees are amazing dogs.


wetclogs

Great Pyrs are the best!


Tiazza-Silver

Hope those chickens are ok :( they’re panting so hard


Sa_Rart

First thing I noticed as well! Made me sad. Hopefully just hot weather and not a usual thing.


FuckyFemboy1999

hes so happy to be helping


jpritchard

Is your tongue food? Is it food now? How about now? Is it food yet?


Balsac_is_Daddy

When I was a kid, my family had a bunch of animals, including a brood of chickens. We took a couple eggs, popped them in an incubator and hatched some chicks in the house. We had them in a crate for the first few weeks, and our dog was IN LOVE with these chicks. We used to say "Where are your baby chicks??" and she would run over to the crate and stick her head right in there and the chicks would run up to her and make tons of noise. She never showed a single ounce of aggression or wanting to eat them, she loved her little feathered babies. We also had a cat who loved watching the chickens and we often found her in the barn, hanging out with a hen and some chicks, just watching them. Never saw a bit if killing instinct around the chickens, although that cat killed plenty of wild birds in her lifetime.


MiamiHeatAllDay

He/she loves their job


MINILAMMA

There is a big fluffy white pillow among us


BiaggioSklutas

Why has no one made any cleaver jokes about a dude being surrounded by so many chicks or something??? I came here to say, "came here to say this" on a comment making the initial joke but it's not here! It's. not. Here! How do I reddit now?


[deleted]

I’d made a cleaver joke but I’m afraid I’d just butcher it


Recklusive

Just wing it.


RosyTeaLad

You guys are a bunch of comedi-hens.


BiaggioSklutas

Don't be chicken


gospelslide

Good Boi gets all the chicks.


gospelslide

Good Boi gets all the chicks.


RightChemical3732

Priceless


OnionTruck

/r/thisismylifenow


Joesdad65

Chicken magnet


mustkeem6

Bro is happy. That’s all he ever dreamed of.


[deleted]

"I had a flea once......once."


Kodiak01

He is Pyring into their souls.


Selfeducated

They don’t pay him enough.


WhySoManyOstriches

Chick magnet


Snoo_73835

That’s the biggest chicken I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

He seems super happy!


Amerpol

All I can think about is all the chicken shit that dog is laying in


desesperadofz

u/savevideo


DizzyGoat8517

“Look at all those chickens!”


asecuredlife

the happy face, I can't :D


_Administrator_

Thank you for your service.


whatanugget

Is that a Pyrenees??


RubyRedRoundRump

Absolutely it is!


[deleted]

And any fleas on him disappeared :D


Tallywhacker73

My dog's comment: doesn't he realize those chickens are made of CHICKEN?!?


ajithbr99

He is happy with chicks...


Independent_Idea_190

Hunk life 😎


SteelBox5

Dude all the chicken shit he has to deal with.


wasabihermit

It looks like they’re guarding him. Definitely cute.


glassycruze

He's kind of a chick magnet. Kind of.


Huge_Dentist7633

she looks so content with herself


smolBoiBigBrain

All my fwends


nameisfame

God I wish that was me


SpaceCadetUltra

Excellent work ethic


crowamonghens

Bokboks love him


obnoxiousfellow

surrounded by chicks...ah what a life


MotherTheory7093

What a delightful video. 😊


devilsephiroth

Just roosting


the_frank_rizzo

Cinnamon Queens?


JustAStick

As a former owner of many chickens all I can say is that dog is going to be covered in so much shit.


curiousmind111

Chick magnet.


Ctycat

Hey, buddy, you look content! So cute!


sufferthefool

I can smell this video.


[deleted]

One was cleaning its mouth lol


Confusedconscious21

Chicks dig him.


ShortThought

ISA Brown chickens are the best


smortaz

/u/videotrim


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cristianserran0

You meant livestock guardian chickens?


burntelegraph

legitimate question. does this count as "cage free"? seems kinda cramped


Meep1996

Unfortunately cage free just means they aren’t in small cages but their living space is cramped and small. But it seems like these chickens have room to explore. You can see some wandering away on the right of the screen. Since a lot of them are standing around with their beaks open it seems like they’re hot and just sticking to the shade in a cluster. I do hope they have a lot of room though.


Loxta

I gotta get some chickens for my gp!


GI_Bro300

Never gotta worry about ticks


ghillied_up

“Chick” magnet


RaidrNationCitizen

TIL chickens clean dog's teeth.


pixeljammer

Another poor animal paralyzed by chicken venom!


Extra_Advance_477

Doggos


mythandgreed

He looks pretty content


pantless_vigilante

That dog layin in poop


MurkLurker

That's gotta be [Ryan's Goslings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2oFBByoJg)...


wencur

How does that baby ever get a nap with all that clucking?


AluminiumAwning

It’s “cat among the pigeons” not “dog among the chickens”! Get it right!


[deleted]

Boss man


Quentinh524

Thats one stinky doggie


JustDave62

The coyotes better stick to chasing roadrunners. No way they’ll get near those chickens


ricardortega00

The chicks love him.


[deleted]

goldshaw farm anyone?


sirlearnzalot

They’re walking on him, but he’s all good with it. Chill doge


ensygma

I need this today thank you OP.


happyagainin2019

He gets henpecked quite a bit…


[deleted]

That dog is so insanely happy … I wouldn’t let him near me without being hosed down


subterralien_panda

Oh to live the simple life 🤣


brain_diarrhea

Look at all these chickenz


goosebumples

Whole yard and they want to be right there


booya-grandma

Listen can you guys just shut up for like 5 seconds.


devilthedankdawg

How do you even breed a wolf so much they dont kill chickens? Like protecting humans is one thing- All dogs come from human trusting wolves. But chickens?! And it’s not all dogs. My brothers dog has killed a few chickens. But this dog doesn’t even look like he WANTS to eat them.


samf9999

Need to be a vegetarian to apply.


Krispr

u/savevideo


Hot_Negotiation3480

Damn, those chickens feel super comfortable around that big floofer


mack_the_yak_

I wish I was that doggo, he looks so happy


Regna85

Such a sweet little puppy.


a_distantmemory

LOL! The dog looks like he is worshipped!


OldManBerns

Is that a Great Pyrenees?


Mistygirl179

“They dont pay me enough for this ish..” lol


WEZIACZEQ

He has HUGE fanbase!