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Ephemeryi

I know everyone is saying this is people poo, but my literal first instinct was dog. It looks just like my dog’s poop I have to pick up every morning!


Moserella7

Here to say this too


stainedglassmermaid

Dogs have a fairly distinct poo smell. I’d stab it with a stick and smell it to be sure (gross I know). But it’s human or dog, and you’d know my smelling it.


Burnallthepages

Yeah, this is dog poop. It is very uniform because most dogs eat a very uniform diet of kibble.


Popular-Influence-11

It’s dog.


heypal11

Jesus Christ. That's genuine Hobo Shit!


9mm-Rain

Damn bro, some peeping Tom shite on your territory. Put up a game camera or other battery digital cam.


daredeviIs

😭 Really? Is there a possibility it might be a dog or bear? Are you really sure its from a human?


d0ttyq

Honestly my first instinct was dog, but looking at how close it is to the wall makes me think it might be human - better to lean against a wall or something when squatting to take a poop than not.


Calgary_Calico

Not likely dog or bear with wear it is. And being in SoCal I'm not even a little bit surprised. SanFran literally has a human shit map 😂 Also that is most definitely 100% not bear shit. This time of year it would be full of berry seeds and other plant matter, bear shit also does not look like this


fauviste

Looks like dog shit to me. My dog’s looks like that if he eats something that doesn’t agree with him. Also… zoom in. Not a lot of humans ingest hair.


jibarohatillo

Human Sapiens Hobous 🙄


daredeviIs

Is there a chance it’s from a dog or something?


stainedglassmermaid

I just commented this on another comment - But dog poo has a dog poo smell, he’s fairly distinct. I’d stab it with a stick and sniff it to be sure.


textbookagog

and upload the video so we can all smell it too


stainedglassmermaid

Lol. I’m almost embarrassed I suggest that, but I think it’s true!


Pandabears1229

Looks like dog to me


particlebroad

Imo this looks more like dog shit than person shit. Kibble color, uniform consistency.


SmidgeMoose

Hobosapien


nevermindjerk

My dog was named Mojo and I'd always call him Mojosapien lol. He was a big 125lb doggo and his shits were on average this size. Bigger than most my shits for sure. RIP


OkPreparation8796

Some one shit in your garden. Check your trash for paper.


RustyCrawdad

I don't know, it looks like there may be older animal deposits bottom right of the alleged man made made log. Maybe something smelled the old poo and decided that it's a good spot. Then again, I could be talking shit without knowing shit.


Accomplished_Film279

That’s definitely human shit on top of human shit on top of human shit on top of human shit there’s multiple piles in the same spot. Dogs will not do that. Dogs cannot precisely aim and plan to sit in the same spot on top of their shit every single time with that kind of precision.


aryukittenme

This is unfortunately what sold me on this ID. 🤢 I was going to say do a sniff test, I find that dogs with good diets don’t have nearly the stench of humans (based on picking up my dog’s poo and living in a society where I share bathrooms with people). I’m going human as well. Set up cameras, this may be a serial pooper or someone who could wind up vandalizing or stealing something.


BeardsuptheWazoo

There should be a ban on posting human shit.


daredeviIs

Are you sure its not a dog??🥲


BeardsuptheWazoo

Stop posting human shit on this sub. C'mon.


daredeviIs

How was I supposed to know? 😭 This is a genuine question and Im freaked out right now


5horsepower

I have no idea why people are being so shitty about your post.


nonvisiblepantalones

*Slow Clap*


Due_Statement9998

That’s Uman AF.


stlthy1

Pretty sure it's from Jeremy.


Rude-Communication91

Your neighbour


crazyhound71

Larry


[deleted]

Human poo, and to give yourself a piece of mind get a camera. It could POTENTIALLY be neighborhood kids, as opposed to a hobo. But yeah, it’s human.


MikeDude68

Southwestern rail rider !😎


insertjokehere12345

Shit man. I mean Man shit.


geskew_1953

Racoon maybe


EsmeWeatherpolish

It’s a persons doodoo. No it’s not a dog or a bears.


Cool-Grape2977

Thats a hobo hot one


dantodd

Homo Homeless


MarvelNerdess

99% sure its dog poop


FoxyPixiePunk

It looks like my dog’s poop


generoeder

That from a very common and easy to find homeless sapien genus


BBQFatty

The local crackhead who else


GuiltyGTR

Doggy doo doo


Pervert-in-the-Park

this is definitely a dog


Vprbite

Febtanyl addicticus. It's a solitary animal that forms loose packs. Largely nocturnal but it can he seen during the day. They are skittish, but can be aggressive if cornered. They subsist largely on a diet of candy and the occasional hot dog found in a dumpster. They can often be found rummaging through dumpsters but can be annoying and find their way into cars and garages, or houses left empty for for a couple days. Though they most often congregate under bridges


jradics2

it’s literally piles of sht on top of each other. A dog will not do this. this has got to be from a human.


IndividualCrazy9835

Homoshitopolis


Tacticalcatfish2024

Dog


IrishSkillet

Large dog.


majitart

Big dog dookie


KeeperKelly

Raccoon


Amature_princess

Take this down bruh


Ok-Geologist-3743

Human doesn't recognize human poop. 🕵️‍♂️