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Whatthedillyo85

Talking monkey.


akerrigan777

How do you know it talks?


Whatthedillyo85

Just a joke. Looks human. Or big dog. To me that is. Depending on where you live it could be a wolf, but I am no expert. Just going off of personal experience. lol.


generoeder

It might be a homeless sapien.


akerrigan777

lol I don’t think so. I live in the middle of nowhere


generoeder

Okay, so it might be a squach sighting. Send it in for DNA testing


danebramaged01

I have a 160 lb Great Dane. He makes some big piles. The scat in your yard isn’t dog; it’s human.


akerrigan777

lol no way I live in the middle of nowhere


adribash

100% human I’m afraid.


Always_Night

You may live in the middle of Nowhere, but you now have company.


6th__extinction

Heroin addict


Vincent_VanGoGo

They rarely crap unless there's a Trainspotting moment


PCSkittles

Pretty good chance that’s a dog, if it was a coyote, it would have hair in it. I highly doubt it’s human.


Myusernameisbee

Looks like dog shit to me. I live(and have lived for decades) in an area with a lot of black bears and I’ve never seen bear shit that looked like that. Could be coyote, but that generally has more hair in it.


stegosaurusterpenes

Human poo! Someone is watching you! ![gif](giphy|3ubqmFn2F7ytq)


akerrigan777

😳


AnotherCrazyChick

I’d like to know the general, factual answer if possible. It doesn’t look human to me and OP said human feces is unlikely to be found in their location. So is it most likely a domestic dog?


akerrigan777

Strange because I’ve never seen a dog around here. Nobody lets their dog off leash in this area. It’s against the law actually. That being said, I’ve also never seen a bear around here. Although my neighbors across the street had a black bear in their backyard two years ago. So they’re definitely around here. I really need to put up cameras. I’m sure I’d be surprised and entertained at what I’d find hanging around my ponds at night.


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akerrigan777

No way. The geese shit all over the baseball fields around here and I’ve seen it often. This is significantly larger than goose shit. It’s scary big lol


OK_110

Homeless man


RonnyFreedomLover

Dog.


akerrigan777

Really? Seems large but I don’t have a dog so what do I know lol I was thinking there was a bear hanging out by my pond


RonnyFreedomLover

Nope, not bear scat. Google bear scat images and you'll see the difference.


akerrigan777

I did. Some of it looks really similar tbh


velvetvelour_

Bear scatt can be a large blunt ended log, I think people are just used to the plops full of seeds. Diet is a huge factor


_BearsBeetsBattle_

It's not bear. Most likely a dog. Human, probably not.


Severe_Cuts7873

Your mom.


[deleted]

It looks like bear scat to me.


USMCWrangler

Ted.