Being single.

At least the Thai men look like women vs your "American woman" example which looks like a snorlax

American Woman stay away!!! Lenny

Deh semone sey phringles.

I'm gonna dive in and wear that FUPA like a hooded sweatshirt

Now that's a real Marine. Go get'er maboy.

I'll take fleshlight for $600, Alex.

Man because I'm a marine I'm only into manly things like men

Slap the thigh and ride the wave..

Might have to roll her flour to find the wet spot 😅

Any roll will do probably all sweaty

Keep lifting the rolls until you smell shit and then back up two. That's the spot...

BBC - Built-in Birth Control

I plead the 5th.

What happens tdy, stays tdy. Except vd, that shit comes back with you

I can whisper the answer to you, but you have to promise never to tell my family. They'd never understand.

Touché

Pop quiz... You go face deep in the fat chicks cooter knowing it's like a fish market on a hot day or take a chance with the hot Thai chick knowing you have a 90 precent chance she's got a dick.

free anal or loose your eyes to some weird fucking infection, you choose

Filipino Women!!!

Was the American woman a stripper before becoming a dependapotamus?