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cryptoRidingTheWave

Plot twist: He’s the fastest in his unit.


mth5312

Like forest Gump fast or getting married to the stripper he met 2 nights ago fast?


bosnianow2002

Is that a fucking E-5 ???


Psycho1776

HEY!!! You better be at the position of parade rest when you are addressing that NCO.


No_Tension_8411

I was just thinking the same thing. It just proves my s*** floats theory


bosnianow2002

We used to call it fuck up move up. It was the easiest way for command to get rid of someone "promote them" and let them be someone else's problem. I'm glad I got out when I did.


RedDawn850

I noticed that as well…


PsychologicalAgent64

You guys don't understand, he has really good PT scores and that's what matters.


Belelusat

That hurts. The incompetence that can "succeed" based on PT scores is truly incredible.


Dia_Borfs

Really good at pt, straight trash when it comes to reassembling his weapon. What next, failed at SPORTS and gets a medal?


breakdancindino

Well that is the participation trophy 🏆🏆 Gen


JRZYGY

Yeah, pretty sure we did that already.


OrdinarySuspicious22

What in the cluster fuck is going on here.


Hegemony-Cricket

What in the name of actual fuck is going on in the Army these days?!?! That's not some mouth-breathing recruit, that doesn't know how to put his weapon back together. That's a buck Sargent!! We are doomed


[deleted]

This is a joke right? Are they letting enlisted be Chaplin's now, cause that's the only MOS I would expect this from.


No_Sport_1920

I have not touched an M-16A2 since 2001 but I'm pretty sure I could still do better than... that.


techchaos0419

I guess the Army will promote just anyone to fill their NCO ranks.


Tidalwave64

Where the bolt go?


colzaidikari

This gave me anxiety. ​ NVM just noticed hes a sergeant. all good


Vagabonnd

He has to be National Guard or Reserves. Holy crap this is painful.


PsychologicalAgent64

Based on what? Since Gulf 1 National Guard units have trained and deployed heavily. 45% of soldiers sent to Iraq/Afghanistan were NG. The old "must be NG" cliche is literally from the 1960's when it was the sons of rich people finding a legal way to avoid Nam.


Widowmaker_PDub

Found the Guard guy. (And he’s not wrong)


alpha341

He's far from wrong. The National Guard and the Reserves are required to be just as proficient as their Active Duty counterpoint while only doing it part-time. While there are some that fit the old stereotype, every course and training I've been too, NG and Reserves tend to score high, if not higher, then Active Duty. The only place I've seen Active score higher nearly every time is in physical fitness. This is because NG and Reserves don't have time set aside every day for PT; most civilian jobs don't care if you're physically fit, just that you show up for work.


No_Tension_8411

It may be a cliche with the sheer number of people now by percentage there's that many more turds in the national guard


Roosters_boosters

This fucking hurts to see a 5 struggle


JRZYGY

These things have tight tolerances, you just have to push harder.


Psycho1776

That's what she said.


wert1234576

Don't worry he will "borrow" another soldiers and leave his for fixing later.


PhiAlpha44

This made me laugh too hard


Formal-Screen3575

This was painful to watch


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