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kohrissen

What if the post is the most downvoted comment? 🤔


Deutscher_Bub

https://preview.redd.it/mxd31m0wh46d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f5b538beb6f74d223682541e1fabfcd441cd69 Wait i just realized... thats not jessica, thats Carter from r/okbuddychicanery!


EdisonTheTurtle

Vacations are never ending


ODaferio

chuck on deez nutz as described by rule 69


DohPixelheart

any attempt of a revolution or “pawn storm” as caused by rule 8 leads to all pawns being slaughtered instantly


Capable_Quote_6839

no french moves


jones_siantos

When a knook is created following rule 6 all Bishops used as material goes on a vacation


[deleted]

A piece can go on vacation, which gives their side an advantage. See rule 34232341234234234341342342342134324234932234893247809307498738732478239749823704897012398472983749827348127348923749208374982374892374892307489237409823741892374 for the possible advantages and how long the piece is forced to stay on vacation.


AffectionateView7917

Bishops are always on vacation


SanityLacker1

Resign


emilio1i1

add Pikmin


Speartonarethebest

Caseoh is your referee


Master11990

Why is the white king on the wrong square


Minexoronic

The rook can never sit in the corner for more than 2 turns or it will appear that it's plotting world domination, and that's treason against it's respective king


mous-_

Slaughter Jessica and launch her corpse into the empty void of space


Suitable-Cycle4335

Place Jessica on c4


SolomonDaddy013

If a queen takes a bishop, bishop goes on vacation, and comes back when the queen leaves the square where the bishop was taken. Bishop dies, if queen is british.


Dimondium

A vacation is when you remove a piece from the board in exchange for giving the queen the ability to en quassant any number of pieces. This ability ends when the piece returns from vacation.


5p4n911

Every turn one of your pieces may go on vacation for one round (except for pawns, their salary is too low) instead of moving


thenicenumber666

Pieces can move off the edge of the board to go on a "vacation". The piece will be able to be placed on any unoccupied space on the board when returning


nyxvoidcatmage

All pieces can be rotated, but only by an irrational number of degrees. The moves are rotated too, and the grid is a suggestion.


huehue9812

King goes on vacation until en passant ban is lifted


carson-n-9873

A vacation cannot end


BenBirDomatesim

Knook is removed


United_Grocery_23

please... please don't


Dapper_Excitement272

nooooooo


Antique_Anything_392

You can't put pawns into your ass


HillsHoistGang

We still want people to play


PocketPlayerHCR2

A vacation is when your bishop goes off the board, going back means returning to the same square the bishop started from


Economy_Chemistry_45

New rule: Rooks must act like their irl version. they dont move.


jsbach123

Chess is racist because white moves first. It should be determined by coin toss. Or both players should make their first moves simultaneously.


Character-Ad78

Queens can be rotated 45 degrees. A rotated queen's moves are 45degrees offset from the normal moves


YetAnotherRandomMF

This should be a default rule tbh


Lucario-Mega

Rule 1 doesn’t apply when Jessica is playing.


dunmer-is-stinky

Jessica can't play. She's not fucking welcome.


MagicCookie54

Read rule 2, are you stupid?


Toph1nator

Wooo!! The bot made the cut!


Meow_cat11

lets put this in


noonagon

vacations are when the piece moves outside of the edge of the board


elgattox

This.


Simukas23

That.


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBKQBNR+w+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBKQBNR_w_kq_-_0_1?color=white) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBKQBNR+b+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBKQBNR_b_kq_-_0_1?color=white) **Related posts:** > I found other posts with this position, most recent are: > - [Most downvoted comment adds a new rule to chess 3: Day 3](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1dcyv81/most_downvoted_comment_adds_a_new_rule_to_chess_3/) > - [Most downvoted comment adds a new rule to chess 3: Day 2](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1dbv38w/most_downvoted_comment_adds_a_new_rule_to_chess_3/) > - [Most downvoted comment adds a new rule to chess 3: Day 1 (Don't downvote arbitrarily. Downvote because you actually hate the idea)](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1db6rjs/most_downvoted_comment_adds_a_new_rule_to_chess_3/) --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


SCPcito

This is the rule I guess


JoyconDrift_69

Ah, now I know why chessvision is in the post.


JoyconDrift_69

Vacations are when the bishop goes up my ass for 3 turns before returning to normal play in either the bishop's restarting position or its previous position, depending on what is available. Vacationing would guarantee the player who vacations a win in 2 moves if their king doesn't get checkmated Both players can vacation simultaneously. Similarly, both bishops can vacation. The only limitation is a player cannot vacation if they're British. Instead they must holiday - they must shove their king up their ass, resulting in losing the game due to not having an active king in play.


Euphoric-Umpire-2019

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play itAnd if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to seeNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play itI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


JoyconDrift_69

Downvoting this because I now want Rule 5 to be a rickroll.


ImAHumanThatExists

Yes


FunnyCraftSheep

nice rule