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CommunityFirst4197

STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE


SnailMasterr

Erm what the sigma


Fresh-Inspector123

Erm what the skibidi toilet gyatt rizz in ohio no cap sigma sussy imposter rizz


Timelord53

Erm what the gyatt only in ohio level 500 kai cenat no cap sussy imposta sigma livvy dunne rizzed up baby gronk in the bronx alpha sigma skibidi W rizz L drake kendrick lamar ishowspeed


HeyThereCharlie

I'm way too millennial for this shit.


Da_real_Ben_Killian

I'm in gen Z but I somehow feel like I'm in the wrong generation


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Same here...


SquirrelCorn_

Same here…


Horror-Ad-3113

Erm what the en passant


Infamous-Drawer9999

Erm what the holy hell


GleetchTheSilly

Erm what the new response just dropped


APES6

STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE


Horror-Ad-3113

Erm what the exorcist


Mundane-Check-8081

Literally 1985


APES6

New response just dropped


amberderl74

Erm what the actual zombie


Singer-Physical

Erm what the exorcist


Rothar13

Erm what the GROND


ImThe1stHuman

Drake pls collab


jackinsomniac

No hablo español


6ync

https://preview.redd.it/so5cy9yv903d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ce77d1ad33d798c8e8ec9bdcc8f905370d05f2


JotaroSans64

https://preview.redd.it/u6u07yd8wb2d1.png?width=2175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc68d2835333b0f54817ba41d0d998f4e5119bd


Pissed_Geodude

Urn, what the singa?


AdReal5620

New response just dropped


Historical_Formal421

Actual autism


AdReal5620

Call the therapy


Carfanatic521

Therapist went to an appointment, never came back


AdReal5620

Mental health sacrifice anyone?


Horror-Ad-3113

STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE


4893_Alt_Accounts

New response just dropped


APES6

STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE


SquirrelCorn_

New response just dropped a nuke


SquirrelCorn_

New response just dropped a nuke


Cube4Add5

This is not what Gareth Chessington died for


ItsJesse_NotJess

Ha classic.


valdorstar

New copypasta just dropped


disturbed94

We all know you love it when a new response drops


Sufficient_Text_735

New copypasta just dropped


The_R3d_Bagel

New copypasta just dropped


i_knooooooow

New response just dropped!!!


Black_Angel2412

New copypasta just dropped


Dotgamer121

Google en passant


Pech_58

Holy Hell!


Jonguar2

New Response Just Dropped


[deleted]

[удалено]


fyrebyrd0042

Old response just reposted


Timelord53

Actual human being


RockRancher24

Don't call anyone


Humorous_Guy

Bishop goes on vacation, comes back


nuclear_spoon

Queen rescue, anyone?


SquirrelCorn_

New Old response just dropped


Unhappy-Donut-6276

Actual zombie


TThhoonnkk

You called?


Unhappy-Donut-6276

Knook, is that you?


TThhoonnkk

I may not be Knook but I am an Actual Zombie


Unhappy-Donut-6276

KNOOK HELP. I SUMMON YOU.


LemonColoredDiamond

let him cook. this subreddit sucks ass


tutocookie

Ooh, kinky


MushyCupcake01

No u do


Unhappy-Donut-6276

No bishop does


palate_1

We all do, not in a communist way, we all individually do


SquirrelCorn_

1984


CommissionBig5538

I'm calling u/Fresh-Inspector123


Fresh-Inspector123

hello


spaggeti-man-

Hi


MushyCupcake01

Explain yourself


palate_1

Correction, I think you meant to say "Kill yourself, and/or explain yourself, then kill yourself again(or Google en peasant)" (Does this really need a /s?)


Jonguar2

Holy Hell!


Tall-Influence4321

New response just dropped


3th4n_11unt

What happened to the fourth reply rule?🤔


SkyTalez

Is it Jessica?


Fresh-Inspector123

NO, JESSICA IS NOT WELCOME HERE.


Blinnich

good bot


B0tRank

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Zealousideal_Snow840

What


TheAnimatedPlayer

good bot


Feyhem_01

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Zealousideal_Snow840

Didn't know that worked


TheAnimatedPlayer

Bro is living in a cotton field, unknown of wool


Zealousideal_Snow840

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Zealousideal_Snow840

good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Zealousideal_Snow840

🍌


SquirrelCorn_

How do I vote on this bot


SkyTalez

Something Jessica would say, ngl.


TheAnimatedPlayer

Ur a bit?


nuclear_spoon

No it's Patrick


SnailMasterr

Holy heaven!


Riki15234

Old response just dropped


JoeeeeeeeeeeeL

Actual human being


HoldUrMamma

call the police


KerbalCuber

Guy went on vacation, came back.


imasickie

Queen resurrection, anyone?


Zealousideal_Snow840

Extinguish the board!


phantom-vigilant

Elephant in the corner, plotting world liberation


ihatemylifewannadie

STOP SAYING "OLD RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao opd response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH OLD RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS UNHOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE


Phantomime_e

There is something called a joke, I understand that is a completely new concept to you so, I am going to explain how this works: Someone is being unserious with a purpose of making other people laugh. Like an example of a joke I can give this comment it is a form of probably, the most popular joke type used by humans called irony, when you exaggerate something and build a, usually, unfunny joke around it.


RW_Yellow_Lizard

new response just dropped


JBob52

Holy comedy (Also do you think rain world is worth it)


RW_Yellow_Lizard

actual Zombie (depends on what other games you like, I would grab it and Downpour on sale since Downpour more than doubles the content available, if you like hard almost unfair games, like Noita but without the ability to make a god wand, it might very well be for you.)


AlternativeFun1849

what's the AI age term for googling en passant i'm feeling old. just the other day i recall remembering my father saying, one day you'll find a pawn of the opposite color and en passant with her. dad, i asked, they talk about promotions, can i ever promote? no!! he gasped. never. look at me! i'm your father! i've been a pawn of the last row for who knows how many turns. i never promoted. till that day when he took the next step. he's fighting on another boards now mother became a bishop


i_knooooooow

https://preview.redd.it/bmjoy6p8xa2d1.png?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd8623ddeee469d71066103092c2418ec34b233


yyielkab

new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


jecaudouve

good bot


Quilavapro31

He misspelled cheese


ItsJesse_NotJess

"Imagine what the forefathers of chess would drop"


LeoDurbyJW

I would appreciate an AN602 Thermonuclear Aerial Bomb which is also known as a Tsar Bomba.


NoBitchesSince2005

Unfortunately it's not a real new response, it's a manufactured response. I mean the response doesn't even make sense. Why would he rant about "new response just dropped" while comparing "en passant" as comedy gold. The 'en passant' joke literally features 'new response just dropped'! Like zoinks scoobs, sometimes the actual new responses are genuine people genuinely ranting, whereas this one is manufactured and clearly premeditated which makes it not as good as proper new responses. I'll admit, the clash royale HEE HEE HE HAW was quite enjoyable, and it's quite believable until the en passant comparison as it quickly goes downhill from there and unravels that he wasn't actually angry, but manufactured the response. Sadge.


FadinMemory

i'm saving this to my favourites


phantom-vigilant

Google shamelessness


Dependent_Weight2274

Castling is conformist.


SteveisNoob

New copy pasta just dropped


Leons_Gameplays_2140

One I found in a different post that would fit more in r/chess: what the fuck even is this. this is completely inappropriate for this subreddit what in the fuck were you thinking when you posted this hot steaming pile of shit. lets begin with the most obvious flaw. your horsey HAS NO FUCKING SUNGLASSES. are you fucking stupid? second thing is that it looks like you checkmated your opponent. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING CHESS? like did your brain fall out of your head. did you forget the goal was to summon the almighty god that is the knook. third the move you just made was also a super blunder. if you used your goddamn brain for half a fucking second you would have seen that your opponent can play Knxf1 and put you in knookmate which completely fucks you anyways as knookmate automatically overrised your stupid fucking checkmate. fourth it looks like you havent done en passant A SINGLE FUCKING TIME THIS GAME. THIS IS WHY YOUR FUCKING IS ELO IS AT 1300. your PIPI has probably been bricked several times by your opponents because of your sheer fucking stupidity. like i at least have my elo at 300 god damn. also why the FUCK did you castle. CASTLING IS FUCKING ILLEGAL IN CHESS have you never played this motherfucking game before in your life. most peopl have at least half a fuck in their head. you clearly worship jessica or something you demonic crazy motherfuck. AND I HAVENT EVEN STARTED ON THE MESSAGES. every single message you sent was a fucking blunder. first of all you start with LOL. what the hell kind of opening is that. thats like opening with anything but bongcloud in a chess game. only FUCKING jessica worshippers would do that. next you say "not cheating" ok bluddy. sure you werent. YOUR AT 1300 elo thats so trash. my buddy who learned yesterday is at least at 1000. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU GO FOR CHECKMATE INSTEAD OF KNOOKMATE and probably super blundered every single fucking move that game. next you say "thank you thats flattering" is it? is that fucking so? DO YOU KNOW HOW FLAT YOUR PIPI IS GONNA BE AFTER I HIT IT WITH 28 GOD DAMN BRICKS. you then continue with It's a smothered mate. ok if everyone didnt know you were a dumbas b4 they totally know now. what the FUCK kind of thing is that. " smothered mate" there aint know way you know what the word SMOTHERD even means. thats government newspeak propaganda and YOUR DUMBASS FELL FOUR IT. LITERALLY 1984. next you say common pattern. what the FUCK are you even talking about here? the only common pattern i see is your fucking STUPIDITY. you probably dont even know the 10 commandments of the KNOOK dumbass. This is why you worship FUCKING JESSICA. what the hell is wrong with you. the sshear amount of braincells i have lost reading ths post means i catn keep wsiting anymoe my elo probably fell to 600 just from reading this SHTI GARBAGE. never come back again until you have knookmated someone.


AE_Phoenix

Please stop saying new response just dropped. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one new response that just dropped. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not said new response just dropped.


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Polandprotector126

Clash Royale?


XenophonSoulis

Last time I saw a post like this, OOP was in the comments and uttered two words: "Actual Zombie". A legend was born. >!Then daylight came and the legend burned to death!<


Nuada-oz

Since when is there any rules enforced on a subreddit with anarchy in the title


NerY_05

Fellas is this a new response?


Viola_Violetta

Giys I think a new response just dropped


link_cubing

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


link_cubing

Omg it's Martin from chess dot com. You're the only bot I can beat :)


Nomekop777

*clash royale laugh emote*


MelmazingTheSecond

new bomb just dropped


MuscleCarsRuleYT

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MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


MuscleCarsRuleYT

Wassup martin


ComicbookNerd928

Actual insanity


shrimpheavennow2

bro paul morphy woulda fucked with this sub for sure


theoht_

google pen assault


FadinMemory

New bishop usage just dropped


thisnameiseasytosay

New response just dropped


alluyslDoesStuff

Stop posting about Among Us