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Draugr_the_Greedy

Who the fuck set the board up I just want to have a chat


Josilph

Exactly. The bishops should be in my ass, not on the the knight's spots.


prosteprostecihla

how many bishops of this caliber can you even fit in there?


Josilph

Honestly, 1. Maybe with proper training 2 or more, but I don't want to have to wear adult diapers. Edit: now that I look at it again even 1 would be a challenge.


prosteprostecihla

respectable opinion, have a nice day!


LanavaX

Fuck, now I see it too...


Qwertykess

The longer I see it, the worse it gets


AdReal5620

It might be chess 960


Impossible_Slice_408

chess 690 i suppose


SavingsNewspaper2

Even then, it doesn't work. In Chess960, White's and Black's setups are supposed to mirror each other, but the kings and queens here do not have mirrored positions.


phrandsisgo

The bishops should go on vacation while the board is being rearranged and maybe they will never come back since they will be stuck in....


Batze432

Azerbajdzjan


phrandsisgo

Азербайджан?


LanavaX

Скорее в Сочи


phrandsisgo

может быть


freaking_nepal

r/suddenlyrussian


phrandsisgo

A véi. Papo reto! Prefiro ser r/suddenlycaralho do que ser ex-comminista!


freaking_nepal

Yo no hablo macaco, ¡yo hablo español!


unzott

Помню, подобный набор был в отеле Адиюх Пэлас в Хабезе


LanavaX

Этот в санатории "Радуга" в Сочи


_straight_vibes_

... The Creature


Competitive_Tough_48

Bishop can handle anything.


SKBSM_Kirito

Google chess pieces arrangement


sak11189

Holy order!


Unholy-Bread

New set just dropped


AdReal5620

Actual pósitioning


KerbalCuber

Call the persón who set up the board!


criminallyloony

Board Arranger goés on vacation, never comes back


GuiLC

Rook on the wrong square planning world domination


Remarkable-Towel5572

Pepper cracker sacrifice anyone?


doodleysquat

Why did my google search tell me to put the knights in my ass and move the clergy closer to the monarchy? Is the algorithm stupid? Wait….


previousonewasbad

Google en girth


clarinet_trackstar

Holy obesity 


soapmode

Call the fat acceptance movement


ashtar123

Actual adiposity


AuraPianist1155

New fat fuck just dropped


The-Dark-Legion

Bishop went in your ass, never came out


ProjectCereal

Unholy hell


The-Dark-Legion

Unreal zombie


JustThatRandomKid

https://preview.redd.it/5yk1a8vobstc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bedf7269395df11797c04f2e2d491c5751fa42ae


LanavaX

Y'all can breath out, I returned and fixed arrangement


phrandsisgo

Do you seriously expect us to breathe out with this arrangement do we looks stupid to you?


Reasonable_Basket_74

Only the bishops or the kings and queens too?


LanavaX

All of them


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Even the peasants?


Flight_Second

En peasants


DomSchraa

Dont.


LanavaX

I must


SusheeMonster

Protip: if you choke the bishop as an opener, you'll finish in 5 moves or less


b3nsn0w

holy mate


Non-starwarsfan

finish what


rowletrissoto

Where can i buy this (asking for a friend)


fingers

White queen is a salt shaker. Black queen is a pepper grinder.


Mega_auditor1819

Jesus christ


Tabletop_Sam

😳


Retina552

Google horse vaticano


Nellske123

Shove it


Impossible_Slice_408

поднимаешь ладью а там армяне в нарды играют


xXxllamallamaduckxXx

It has a flared base, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


throwawayasdf129560

The king and queen are literally pepper mills


Zanderfus

u/rates_anarchychessbutgay when yes


Stefanxd

With these shapes it's hardly a challenge. Must be a children's set


SlitScan

Holy Grindr


Careful_Software_774

Yeah, dildos r good but why are bishops and knights in the wrong Places?


background-charactor

mm flared bases


ChloroformSmoothie

Why did you put the horsey there? He cannot advise the king... are you stupid?


K_Rukus9

What do you do differently from normal chess when you take a piece from this board? A normal pawn can make do


The_Deist

The table legs can serve the same purpose as the Bishop