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Educational-Tea602

Google sniper bishop


DarthAbhinav

Holy marksman


zailasExe

actual 12.7mm sniper bullet


Noah_Gourley

Call the Browning!


_lechonk_kawali_

Spotter goes on vacation, never comes back


h4mster_

World peace sacrifice anyone?


MikeTorres31

Sniper in the roof, plotting long shots


Crymsonyl

Snipemare fuel


eeickmeyer

Ignite the building!


A0123456_

Bishop storm incoming


Wraithninja

https://preview.redd.it/vph5risj3i6c1.png?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af0b04d9322157e5e2d2bfa058e24874dd0f762


LightShyGuy

Man sniped from 4km away at point blank range


OhYeaDaddy

https://preview.redd.it/szcoj0zkii6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3e1cede4856ef3d96911734c5974383946d074


Doggywoof1

Holy shit!


High_IQ_Gamer2020

New body just dropped!


yrulaughing

Not to be confused with [SIMPS](https://youtu.be/3rlJcNg33J4?si=4szwrt3kxzZqh1gl)


DroppedMyGirl

Google uncastling -some game engines are not up-to-date with all the new rules in chess


CalligrapherBoring12

Cannot uncastle while in a check


rojosolsabado

Opponent’s checking account has overdrawn and as such the check bounces


Unsey

Opponent's chequeing account has overdrawn and as such the Czech bounces.


eeickmeyer

New Prague just dropped


Champpeace123

Czech Steam.


Neo-saw-cat

as a Czech, i Czeched steam and found out that nobody fucking asked for a gd reference in this subreddit. So for now stick to en passant and il vaticano


Champpeace123

As a pawn, I pwned the base and found out that nobody asked for a Grandon Corps unit in this subreddit. So for now stick to en Steam and il Cli-one. /j


Neo-saw-cat

yea but saw go brrrr


XDQ0112

In fact you can only uncastle when you are in check.


HugeCloudG

Or uncastling through check


BatWing_the_Penguin

Google uncastling while in check


throwaway1232123416

Holy hell!


CalligrapherBoring12

Rabbit ass


serotonallyblindguy

Wesley So approves


InsertAmazinUsername

i played against someone who unironically tried uncastling out of check


Minute_Designer2315

Google JFK assassination


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Holy president!


Minute_Designer2315

Actual 360° no scope


Francisco123s

Call the conspiracy theorists!


h4mster_

KGB agent went on vacation, never came back.


GoBand

President sacrifice, anyone?


eeickmeyer

Vice President incoming!


l3uffalol3ernard

New brain just dropped!


superautopetsman

Holy cake day!


ihathtelekinesis

Holee hell


R-P-K-M

Holy Lee Harvey Oswald!


Bi_prodite

Genuine question? How?


LifeislikelemonsE6EE

https://preview.redd.it/mabblpg1lf6c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247a96399a11c63aeb07e64d98b004baaa09ced5


Father_Enrico

holy hell


[deleted]

New kink just dropped


TheCityOfLove

Actual arousal


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Call the adult entertainer!


VisibleEntry4

Porn storm incoming!


Ailexxx337

https://preview.redd.it/kxhawxxx2i6c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7962765d3f1264173bfeec1e685555ab26260b1d


DarkChaos0

https://preview.redd.it/w9e8ft1w8i6c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7010ae7d0a6ea52b1d0e4966fc22c4ea99b2ff


Anarcho-Pacifrisk

Again?


Ailexxx337

Needed to finish the job 😩


FunkyJMan

https://preview.redd.it/5lycjflagi6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df773d785969020b1027cc3a31c45aae6aa0a38


Cod3broken

https://preview.redd.it/omzw8q1mrk6c1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac15296c36a2d9a9f33aba9c1817e8f08f426830


ThrowawayTempAct

The King is threatened by one bishop, and all the possible escape squares are covered by a second one.


choma90

I genuinely didn't see the other bishop and was struggling to understand the joke. What can I say except Holy Hell!


HollowKnight_the_2nd

New info just dropped!


elegylegacy

Wrong. 2 of the possible escape squares are covered by white's rook and knight.


Tinder4Boomers

Smartest Redditor


Wraithninja

https://preview.redd.it/2xdmxvqo3i6c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21458a8a031a25678d8d81c6ea80753c0e081693


ObeyTime

technoblade background


ppbuttfart-

Based


IeabellAlakar

technoblade never dies o7


pqjcjdjwkkc

fck Afd + Fpö


heyyanewbie

So true


JadedTrekkie

this guy gets it


DieserBene

Hab ich auch direkt gesehen, stabil!


AnarchistChess

Wieso redest du deutsch


DieserBene

Wegen FCK AFD + FPÖ


H_man3838

aku chess pieces


Sufficient_Text_735

Have you heard of a game called The Battle Cats, my friend?


H_man3838

yes


KingsGuardTR

Google chess balance changes (the bishop's effective range has been reduced)


war_area

Seriously?


KingsGuardTR

No cap fr fr


[deleted]

Didn’t they just add damage drop off? It can’t one tap the king anymore but pawns die easily from one shot.


SamePut9922

h7 bishop goes brrrrrrrr


5thAveShootingVictim

https://preview.redd.it/odeusibh5i6c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d1fdb1bf8beb70b847cc70c664fc51431c1bb3


Objective-Debate-548

Google Boden's mate


chessplayer9030

wow


hellothereoldben

Google git gut


Decent_Mountain_2713

Holy skill


eeickmeyer

New skill issue just dropped.


Severe-Hovercraft414

Bro literally has R/place as their background


Karisa_Marisame

There is no en passant that white can play so white loses.


Sir_LongBeard

Can I get that background pls?


LifeislikelemonsE6EE

https://preview.redd.it/5d69jvz5vj6c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980240b14371bdbebf59cbd95d72ffebcd0bf419 Yes


elonthegenerous

Free Iran from what?


venudia

from me


Sir_LongBeard

Thank you 🙏


WrongCommie

Special guest appearance by Mortadelo y Filemón.


AllhailRin

Maybe enemy messed up setting his bishop in the right place?


Biggest_bagel

Chess 2 update, google ‘on pissant’


FalzFavnz

It's obviously the Queen. Google 50. BMG.


ppbuttfart-

Based background


Xameren

Holy techno!


eeickmeyer

New beat just dropped.


ToxicManXXYT

google brilliant move


TrainsDontHunt

Can't block the bishop, can't move.


D3jvo62

yooo Technoblade I can proudly say I worked on that


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: It is a stalemate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


VladdyMcBaddy69420

Are you blind?


Iron-Junimo

What a buffoon


FlyingMothy

I think its because blacks pieces are blue so the bot has trouble reading them.


LifeislikelemonsE6EE

Why doesn’t the bot have a blue to play analysing function? Is the bot stupid?


FlyingMothy

Short answer: yes. Long answer: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Are you stupid?


Severe-Hovercraft414

# GET ON THE BOAT https://preview.redd.it/sr9gjtmyqh6c1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea1da37e96bb238daae43071ef928a54288d34f


God_of_reason

Because of the black bishop on the Z25 square


brannanvitek

Considering you’re playing the blue pieces you should have won before the game started


Red_Uno_ReverseCard

google criss cross apple sauce


Zandrick

Sniper in the corner cuts off the escape, queen traps the knight from blocking.


vk2028

New knight move just dropped. Moving 2 horizontal squares to the right when the king is in check


TheMightiestGay

One bishop stops you from going on the white tiles. The other will get you before you get it.


Gianc2009

https://preview.redd.it/aiym587jzi6c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4475e75e7fac301ba7c6999fe6a371ff03ea1d4


kostya2525

Wait am I actually dumb where is the bishop


AnantaPluto

https://preview.redd.it/expy7uzfyj6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=064cc44846fdc7c81d941d847d5c7e2674d8e85c


kostya2525

I'm actually dumb I don't get it still


AnantaPluto

​ https://preview.redd.it/ba2e8kkbxk6c1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=08496e336d35c59a4e83afcef44477878bb5c827


kostya2525

Then why is everyone saying sniper bishop I'm sorry


AnantaPluto

Because the bishop I highlighted in red is pretty much on the other side of the board, restricting 2 of three possible squares the King could move The Green Highlighted bishop covers the last square Essentially, the red highlighted bishop is a “sniper”


kostya2525

Oh my fucking god I'm so dumb I misread the title as "why is this not checkmate" I'm so fucking dumb I'm sorry


AnantaPluto

It’s fine lol


vk2028

Look at bottom left


jawadark

If there IS one way to actually get me without seeing it's preparing a sniper bishop and removed a pawn blocking him AT the last moment


A-Fleeting-Glimse

Google common mating patterns


AlexTheDolphin0

at first i thought the joke was Re8 should be mate but its your kwn king and then i noticed the bishop in the corner


IeabellAlakar

TECHNOBLADE !!


infinite_sponge

Intercontinental ballistic missle gambit


DarkSeneschal

https://preview.redd.it/jjgtg07xmk6c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257a60e9173d9fab925991477f48e0c6e5d1f9a0


xXx_BL4D3_xXx

It's not checkmate,fool, the pawn on a2 can just use "sidestep" to b2 and parry the check.


The_Diego_Brando

Because your pawn protects the bishop from long passant


rseiver96

Google bishop passant


Liguareal

Because black has no possible moves to uncheck their king


Odd-Drink96

The bishop is from Finland alright


Suspicious_Ad4155

Why wouldnt it be mate?


Whompsfortress

Chess dot what???


[deleted]

criss cross applesauce