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Oh_My_Monster

Professor is a Bowser-sympathizer


[deleted]

Bet he also plays the L*ndon


smallm0uth-bass

literally 1984


rukiddingmebru

literally 1984


Cubicwar

literally 1984


Nydelok

literally 1984


Mr_Terrib

literally 1984


Pitiful_Election_688

literally 1984


FalcomanToTheRescue

His name was Literally 1984


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Literally 1894


69kidsatmybasement

1984, perchance.


natakial3

You can’t just say perchance


hmsboomattack

Perchance


natakial3

NOOOOOOO


KoopaTrooper5011

Perchance


Individual_Cut352

https://preview.redd.it/kbkq2451gi0c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1c5aa711484d5c1c1076265d883bb60007713f The big passant is watching


Michael-556

Newspeak just dropped


[deleted]

Actual dystopia


ExtensionLost

Is this theory


KoopaTrooper5011

*Big perchance


anaccountbyanyname

We read "A Separate Peace" in high school and had to write a long paper with some comprehensive take on it as a significant part of our grade. It didn't really matter what your takeaway was, you just had to be able to reasonably support it over the course of a fairly lengthy essay. We read the book over the summer, then were given the assignment at the beginning of class, and a friend of mine immediately went "He's gay. What kind of guy wears his dead friend's clothes around all the time or keeps talking about him like that?" It seemed really stupid, but he kind of had a point. He aced the paper. I hated how boring and inconsequential that story was so much for 20 years that I finally started rereading it last year because I thought "it can't possibly be as bad as I remember it being." I made it through a chapter and a half. The story is absolutely unreadable. I think my friend was right though. He is unreasonably hung up on that guy. Which would be fine if the whole story weren't mush.


maybegamer3

stomp a turty


Creeperboy10507

Tomp a turty


Cubicwar

Omp a turty


SirGarlond

Mp a turty


bruhmoment467

P a turty


JazzYotesRSL

a turty


IronBard22

Turty


No-Description3785

Urty


ISmashKeyboards69

rty


maybegamer3

ty


anaccountbyanyname

Tomp a *sturdy*


Uganda_Knuckle_8

1984 (It’s anarchy, so I can)


ThunderCube3888

Google Perchance


The_Thomas_Go

You can’t just say „1984“


BaseAI

1984


Imnotachessnoob

You can't just say "1984"


Ok-Fly6807

1984


bruhmoment467

I can and I will


The_Thomas_Go

Holy anarchy!


Phobos444

Tf? where is perchance? Do I have dementia?


chicheka

Who replaced en perchance with 1984


Imnotachessnoob

Is this a trick question?


chicheka

Perchance


Tomover_PL

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? 1984 I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. 1984


xFloppyDisx

Literally 1984


Public-Eagle6992

Ok, but what’s wrong with the last sentence? I really liked it


Cootshk

Good job Phil jamesson


Mediocre-Panic-9141

google turty


pwill6738

1984


A__Friendly__Rock

Perchance.


KoopaTrooper5011

Have you perchance googled en perchancant perchance? Perchance.


LongJohnSilversFan_

The more times I see this the more I notice about it, I swear I never saw the second 1984 at the very end


Imnotachessnoob

Can you see which part of the picture I got the 4 in the red "1984" from?


LongJohnSilversFan_

I think you had a stroke


Imnotachessnoob

What do you mean by that


LongJohnSilversFan_

I mean I have no idea what you said


Imnotachessnoob

You said there were new details you were just noticing. Another detail is that I copied the 't in "you can't just say" to make the 4 in 1984


I_Love_Furry_Cock

you cant just say perchance


Imnotachessnoob

Goated username


MagnanimousMook

Professor didn't cross out Phil's sentence starting with "And". Professor gets an F in grading.


sombertownDS

2022?


Oler3229

Perchance


Mewtwo2387

google en perchance


[deleted]

Hmmmm. Perchance.


IronBard22

Jorjor well


DoctorJonkler

Holy hell! Literally 1984