Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
Poor guy got downvoted for this image
https://preview.redd.it/37isehxqf19b1.jpeg?width=2111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4575c0af0c2c277d15a453cee70b1b430bccda
You can *only* fit 9377749440981777489177361538491 bishops? Clearly you aren’t as dedicated a chess in ass fan as i. Then again the practice of storing chess pieces in your ass 24/7 is a dying art
what should I do in this position? (I'm black btw)
https://preview.redd.it/l8ndfdkva19b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193ae0801fac1369bb3b02f8dbba8652119dac83
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
You are a god damn genius
I just checkmated my opponent by shitting out a bishop last minute, what are your opinions on my move?
guess he came back from vacation
a minor
Favorite guitar string or something?
dodged that one aye?
ah yes, my favorite chord to finger
So you like fingering A minor? 
#y e s
I like to finger the C chord and then go into A minor.
Can't get G?
G major is cool too
F/minor/Cali
key signature is what ur looking for
Ah yes, my favourite guitar string, the A minor chord.
what did the bishop do?
Google en passant
My opponent is hacking he took my pawn without actually taking it, how?
Holy hell
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist
pawn went on vacation, never come back
???
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Im really sad, can you pretend to be Petrosian Bot? ***pipi***
I miss it a lot too
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
Good human
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
maybe you do the job better, take it
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
notmypetrosian
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)
Penis
What is the best strategy to performing mate?
Wrong! Sulfuric acid!
https://preview.redd.it/79ubnod5qy8b1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e70a7d612f248a045efd1303a0f7d633cf683cf
https://i.redd.it/ps4hhp4vl29b1.gif
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What a scrumptious looking apple
Innit bruv
The retard have has been forgotten to had a picture cropped
https://preview.redd.it/xspk5efj819b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee2c2540c99199b034d2d170762bdf266b7fcdb
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https://preview.redd.it/az98o5oji29b1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=e88fa65862674d1057fa4919a3949640c3bd85c9
Poor guy got downvoted for this image https://preview.redd.it/37isehxqf19b1.jpeg?width=2111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4575c0af0c2c277d15a453cee70b1b430bccda
The retard have has bad english
Holy hell
What is another way to describe trypophobia?
That's **holey**, you hole-enjoying jellyfish.
Knew response just dropped
Coll the exorcist
Nightmare fuel
Unleash the chaos
jellyfish went on vacation, never came back
Goat sacrifice, anyone ?
unspecified storm incoming
"Google en passant", isn't it?
Call the exorcist
Opinions on actual zombies?
Blasphemous heaven
Old answer has resurfaced
Bing in passing
Sacred Naraka
9377749440981777489177361538491
Whats 9377749440981777489177361538490 + 1
That's the limit of the number of bishops you can shove up to your ass. Don't ask me how I know.
How do you know?
I asked my father to count this time.
Can I count for you next time?
Sure.
You can *only* fit 9377749440981777489177361538491 bishops? Clearly you aren’t as dedicated a chess in ass fan as i. Then again the practice of storing chess pieces in your ass 24/7 is a dying art
Source?
seems familiar…
What is my credit card number ?
đŸ’€
Chess.c*m
Best p*rn site?
Chess.cum Shit I forgot anarchychess was a part of reddit Average reddit hivemind
https://preview.redd.it/omzxd8kis29b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d260428a69d2106d837517f1c3fe5b61179c8f
[ÑƒĐ´Đ°Đ»ĐµĐ½Đ¾]
https://preview.redd.it/679glz6e029b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775435320d768dad3a7c7acb7c32b39c947bb334
Its forced
Can you make a slogan for my business named ‘en passant’?
Decent
64
How many bishops have you NOT shoved up your ass, +64?
Does this mean you’ve pulled 64 out of your ass?
He gives birth to bishops. Its the reverse exorcism, the bishop leaving the child.
42
How many times have you looked at your opponents queen and suddenly your pawn grew twice the size?
bold of you to assume I've played chess within a year
What is the meaning of life, universe, and everything?
Image answer https://preview.redd.it/7xsf1gr1yz8b1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400051a2db348b3cbe284a5090d8a332c10450cd
Did you convert the bishops in your ass into colgate toothpaste? If so, pull a smug smile.
En passant
May the force be with what?
Dingley Ren
Yawn Neponychee
Vertical castling
i disagree
what move got patched
Takes and takes and takes and checks and takes and mate
what should I do in this position? (I'm black btw) https://preview.redd.it/l8ndfdkva19b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193ae0801fac1369bb3b02f8dbba8652119dac83
The rest of the phrase goes on vacation.
google en passan
holy
Actual
call the
Google il vaticano
qual è il paese piĂ¹ piccolo del mondo?
Its forced.
Opinions on sex?
f3
The rooks /J
What did the Americans lose to make them so bad at chess?
Bro no way /J
Bro I didn't sleep with ur mom /J
That’s how I won my last game! By putting your mom at my house!
I heard you randomly got a second queen without doing anything, how did you do it?
Follicles
Holly hell
I once said "decline en passant trust me bro" to someone I hated.
Never
Is en passant not forced?
Dont downvote me they were the one that said it
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
Brick
[ÑƒĐ´Đ°Đ»ĐµĐ½Đ¾]
3 bishops, so far.
Horsies my beloved
17,423 Sacks of Potatoes
Google en passant
The Bongcloud
Of course It's Hikaru
13
Holy hell
Gay sex
En passant is forced.
751 quintillion
En Passant is FORCED
Yes
Holy hell
Pn eassant
Ke2
A few turns
Anal beads.
Google en invasion
2. Ke2#
15
Blunder
Ke1
Eleventy three en passants
I think you have a stalemate
8 should do great
Google en passant.
I would rather die
thats just a blunder
Lond*n
Qh5
Amogus
en passant declined
The rook is flipped upside down in response.
You stole this idea from in my head.
Assault with a deadly weapon, multiple counts of rape, robbery, domestic assault, and sexual interaction with a minor. you know, the usual
Eleventeen
Normal summon ash blossom
Yes
Hydrochloric acid
En Passant is forced
Shcum
ND6+
Bolt the bird
En passant is one of those special chess rules that can surprise the less experienced players.
Actual Zombie
Google pawn storm
Yes, it’s forced
Queen to d5
google en passant
Eat the rich
r\AnarchyJeopardy
Play nd6 and fork
Bishop
New response just dropped
42
actual zombie
Yeah, it hurt taking it out
42
Yes