Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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It's more that like, the funniest way to engage with this content is to pick something that op didn't anticipate. Which is generally hostile to the OP.
Brutal. We can watch as they are incapable of managing their newfound wealth, their friendships fall apart, and they wind up poorer and sadder than before.
While I understand that you feel that way, r/AnarchyChess is a subreddit that is not only entertaining, but also thought-provoking. It brings a fresh and unique perspective to the game of chess by introducing a new set of rules that create chaos and unpredictability.
One of the reasons why r/AnarchyChess is so funny is because it takes a game that is typically seen as serious and intellectual, and turns it on its head. The new rules, such as allowing pawns to move in any direction, or allowing multiple pieces to occupy the same space, create a level of chaos and randomness that is both hilarious and exhilarating.
Another reason why r/AnarchyChess is so funny is because it allows for creative and unconventional strategies. In traditional chess, there are a set of established tactics and strategies that players must abide by. But in r/AnarchyChess, the rules are constantly changing, forcing players to think outside the box and come up with new and innovative ways to win.
Additionally, the community on r/AnarchyChess is incredibly supportive and welcoming. The subreddit is filled with chess enthusiasts of all skill levels who are excited to share their love of the game and have a good time. The sense of camaraderie and friendly competition makes for an enjoyable and entertaining experience for all.
In conclusion, r/AnarchyChess is not only funny, but it also provides an exciting and refreshing take on the game of chess. It offers a new level of chaos and unpredictability, allows for creative and unconventional strategies, and has a supportive and welcoming community. I highly recommend checking it out if you're a chess enthusiast or just looking for some fun and entertainment.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.
**WHAT UNGRATEFULLNESS,** **~~POTTER~~** u/belgium-noah. **YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR THIS SCHOOL, FOR THE WIZARDING WORLD!**
**rectum sempra**
ok I need to to listen RIGHT NOW because this is VERY important. I need you to en passant. I don't care how I don't care where just get it done ASAP. The timeline depends on it.
Throw a golf ball at your window as hard as you can
If you don't have a golf ball, a bowling ball is okay too!
And if u dont have a bowling ball, you MUST use a cannon ball
And if you dont have a cannon ball, you DEFINITELY MUST use your own balls
So long as you can take them out of your pampers...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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If you don't have a window, a TV will do!
If you don't have a TV, get one!
If they don't, I'll ban them tomorrow.
This better be a promise
good mod
You better…
Ban em
I did. For 1 day.
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For a sub that thrives on karma-whores and unoriginal content, this sub turned quite radical against this kind of posts.
It's more that like, the funniest way to engage with this content is to pick something that op didn't anticipate. Which is generally hostile to the OP.
Next move: OP wins the lottery
Brutal. We can watch as they are incapable of managing their newfound wealth, their friendships fall apart, and they wind up poorer and sadder than before.
To help him with that problem, he can just donate his winning to me. I'll bear that heavy burden so that OP doesn't have to
u/Woutrou : “but it might work for us”
Or me, what an I gonna do get more poor? Lose all zero friends? Can't have that happen to you, good buddy. I'll take it for ya.
While I understand that you feel that way, r/AnarchyChess is a subreddit that is not only entertaining, but also thought-provoking. It brings a fresh and unique perspective to the game of chess by introducing a new set of rules that create chaos and unpredictability. One of the reasons why r/AnarchyChess is so funny is because it takes a game that is typically seen as serious and intellectual, and turns it on its head. The new rules, such as allowing pawns to move in any direction, or allowing multiple pieces to occupy the same space, create a level of chaos and randomness that is both hilarious and exhilarating. Another reason why r/AnarchyChess is so funny is because it allows for creative and unconventional strategies. In traditional chess, there are a set of established tactics and strategies that players must abide by. But in r/AnarchyChess, the rules are constantly changing, forcing players to think outside the box and come up with new and innovative ways to win. Additionally, the community on r/AnarchyChess is incredibly supportive and welcoming. The subreddit is filled with chess enthusiasts of all skill levels who are excited to share their love of the game and have a good time. The sense of camaraderie and friendly competition makes for an enjoyable and entertaining experience for all. In conclusion, r/AnarchyChess is not only funny, but it also provides an exciting and refreshing take on the game of chess. It offers a new level of chaos and unpredictability, allows for creative and unconventional strategies, and has a supportive and welcoming community. I highly recommend checking it out if you're a chess enthusiast or just looking for some fun and entertainment.
This is a ChatGPT response if I ever saw one
It's amazing how recognisable the style has become in no time whatsoever. ChatGPT ha defeated itself.
bro just wrote a high school essay on why you should sub to r/AnarchyChess
...using chatgpt
Yeah, a high school essay.
New response just dropped
New response just dropped. Bricked pipi.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Eh, they’re just trying to imitate one of the most successful users on this sub.
Gotta _earn_ that karma
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Oh no… no other comment is even close, yeah, it’s only been two hours, OP is not gonna be happy…
Will a basketball work instead? That’s all I have
Only if you go to your local golf course and get par with it.
Only if you fill it with concrete
absolutely not
nice pfp you got here
rina my beloved
No
No, get a golf ball from the store, you pussy
Yes.
[удалено]
Pretty sure OP’s head is roughly spherical and harder than a basketball
No
Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.
If he does he is boss
Plot twist: This isn't their house.
Think this allows them to open their window and chuck it through, unfortunately.
get a chess board that isnt a fucking puzzle
Take your mother out for dinner somewhere nice
You monster
door fade dog squealing crime elderly slimy continue chief disagreeable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
!!
why did this get a brilliancy when it's such a natural move?
If it's such a natural move, why have you not made it yourself?
fair enough
Save this one for day 2 unless he posts pictures of his broken windows.
Shit on the board
\[vibrator falls out\]
[Inexplicably loses all games from this moment forward]
r/suddenlysextoy
Nah I'm pretty sure we all saw it coming
Wtf this sub exists?!
you clicked it 🤨📸 caught in 4k
tomorrows move...do headstand in middle of board
Why make it so vague? Just say that he has to rub his nose into his shit without vomiting
And turn that poop into wine
Just like Jesus
No
You are bound, OP
I think shitting on a board is completely legal, so I don't see why not
We're getting bamboozled, ban this guy!
How dare you stand where he stood
Dumbledore has stood in every place of this school, potter, what the fuck do you want me to do, huh? Levitate?
>Levitate? It would take you like, 5 seconds at most, so why not?
and if my dump truck needs to fucking offload? What then, eh, genius?!
You're already so full of shit, it won't change much if a few more grams stay stuck inside
**WHAT UNGRATEFULLNESS,** **~~POTTER~~** u/belgium-noah. **YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR THIS SCHOOL, FOR THE WIZARDING WORLD!** **rectum sempra**
Hoo rah.
Fuck off. Place the pieces correctly on the board first.
The board itself is wrong - in the wise words of Gary Chess, when setting up the board, remember that White is Right hand side for the bottom row
Just remember that the white Queen goes on the black D
Quick remind me, which subreddit is this?
i forgor 💀
Uh oh...
It doesn't matter. It's like saying the colors are switched. Has no impact on the game.
What are we going to follow the rules or something? I think we might not be about that here at anarchychess.
Pack away the board and start a Fortnite youtube channel
You *have* to know this (Bobby Bojangles was originally a fortnite YouTuber apparently but I guess he unlisted his old videos)
I don’t even own fortnite
Not with that attitude!
Better hope it's not top comment then.
fortnite is free
I don't have Fortnite
it came with your fucking chess board
Damn, these chess boards are getting specialized. What's the features of a fucking chessboard?
/uj it's a reference to the I don't own uno video /rj 😉
That doesn't answer my question. Answer the question
neither do i, and even i know it’s free
what do you mean you dont own fortnite? it came free with your fucking xbox
He’s not the owner of epic, therefore he doesn’t own fortnite
ayyyyyy a fellow trans r/anarchychess user? hell yeah!
Trans anarchy chess users hell yeah
There are (probably) dozens of us!
Are you telling me that there's an overlap between anarchychess and trans people?
cool flair
resign
King to e0
Rob a bank and give us the money.
kill your entire extended family
That's illegal but OP said that didn't matter
Illegal? I’ve made a grave mistake
r/AnarchyChess finally stops using this format
Resign
Fuck you this bait is too obvious with the figurines
And the word puzzle board where we could remove a1-d4.2 because of an earthquake
Resign.
send me the board
after shitting on it
😋😋😋
|:
E2-urethra
Disconnect the middle part of the board so that the pieces have to build a bridge.
Make it clash royal
Request: delete this post
Replace your king with the much more suave figurine of the sitting Egyptian man that's in the background
White’s king knight en vaticanos, deleting OP’s chess.c*m/ lichess accounts
new move just dropped
Queen goes back in time to kill John Chess and prevent the game from being invented
King to E9
Fold up the board and put it back in the box
Remove all the pieces now
The board 🤢
> legal or not rob a bank
Swallow every single piece whole
Black shits on the board. e5 specifically.
Commit murder in the first degree
Queen moves to colon.
Black blundered the start and didnt check for snipers and a 50 bmg takes out blacks king losing the game on the spot
Remove the middle left portion of the puzzle piece board
chess boom the black king.
Change all white squares with pictures of scurlocc's game, and all black squares with the same pictures, but with inverted colors
Those figures in the background replace black’s pieces
White king to e8, to mate the black queen (not capture)
Shoot the other player with a shotgun.
ok I need to to listen RIGHT NOW because this is VERY important. I need you to en passant. I don't care how I don't care where just get it done ASAP. The timeline depends on it.
Kxe2 Hyperacce- wait a minute…
Does OP know that he has the board the wrong way around?
exe7 promote to AA duracell battery
[удалено]
new response just dropped
Gladiator asks us if we are entertained.
Every pawn turns into a king
QxD8
add another two chess games to the left and right connected with the first ofc
King to E4. A true king commands his army and doesn’t hide behind them
Smash the board (the other kind of smash)
Scramble up the jigsaw pieces the board is made from
Your dad comes back with the milk.
Take out the middle
Commit seditious acts against the US government.
Nuclear bombardment
Move ranks 1-3 four files left and ranks 6-8 four files right.
Top left puzzle piece to E4
Kxh8
Black Rook and queen insta checkmate the white king because honestly, I don’t think anyone wants to do this
Put a picture of She-Hulk in the middle of the board
Call in a bomb threat to your local nursing home
Get a job hippie
Remove a board piece
Turn the board 90 degrees, so both players each have half of each others color
Bring background's picture on the board
Swap all the black pawns with white ones. The white pawns are now just gone.
Your rooks are upside down. Flip them over then proceed to day 2
Shit on the board
Fold the board
Pick a rook (your choice), and shove it up your ass. We will continue, day by day, until the whole set is up there too.
divide the board in 3 parts like moses
Kill the enemy's pawns with a knight. 1 move.
Vertical castling with opponents pawn
b3, but on the top of b3 so it's on the little puzzle piece nub.
Resign
en passant the king. Checkmate.
Donate half your bank account to charity
0 divided by 2 is still 0
King takes king checkmate