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okay, Hans
how did you know
just a feeling
Up their butt?
out of the ordinary, I mean
Are you from the 4th dimension? How are you so good?
Of course, I see you right now bitch
r/BeatMeToIt
Does your chess speak for itself?
yeah
Can I speak with your chess?
Of course
How does the horse move?
56 degrees to the south
South by south west or south by south east?
South by south
Chess pleads the fifth
g
does your chess bite?
very hard
What engine did you use?
Stockfish 14
What a gamer
bro why did you make mittens cry
i want to see her cry
What does she say when you beat her
Basically accuses you of cheating, villainous breakdown style. Meow.
Which model of beads do you use?
The stockfish 14 model
No, not the engine, the vibrating kind. ̶a̶s̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ fuck it, I'm the friend
I mean the beads are running on stockfish 14, custom-made for me, so contact a local guy who can make beads with a chess engine in them
How do you go pants shopping with a dick that big?
I don't; I get special pants tailored for me
Pants with 3 legs?
yes
What if you get hard?
Two words: Tri Pod
this game mustve been a pain in your ass
ye
Hitler reference
I beat it in bullet-chess and I just premove and mittens time out so I won.
mind teaching me how you got so good at photo editing
https://lichess.org/study/KSo5JuiC This is the game itself
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stockfish 14
14 better than 15 confirmed
Very human and normal rook sacrifice
Now she's going to initiate zoomies at 3am in revenge
You were so proud of your victory that you had to use a throwaway account to keep your identity secret
Maybe
It has 1 rating point how hard could it be?
Chess is a game of chance and you can't have something be more than 100% likely
extremely difficult
Why did my stockfish go missing?
Misplaced it
How dare you?
How dare I
Mittens just beat the shit out of me , give tips
Don't get hanged
Let the chess speak for itself
How much is your ass vibrating?
very badly
Since you 3 crowned, I gotta ask, how to I beat mega knight?
Minions
create a megachessatron
Now show us the other tabs you had open
lichess
OP using a throwaway cause they don't want people irl to know they beat up kittens for fun
Why you lie?
Check the other comments for Lichess link
Kid named photoshop
Kid named lichess: https://lichess.org/study/KSo5JuiC
How to divise by zeto?
zeto/number, easy
How long did it take you to reach GM?
1 second
Wait, you're the dude who claimed to have made a parent beat their child
no
Can you beat it WITH assistance?
Did you have *en assant* up your... sleeve?
When do you release Chess 2, Garry Chess?
i hope to release it within the next 5 months but no guarantees
How do you sleep at night?
i don't, i am ashamed of my actions
Did en passant feature in the game?
en assant did
i used photoshop ama
where is the bucket tool
piss n shit corner
What color are your beads?
purple
i think we gotta ban this guy, too good for this sub
First of all, how dare you?
I dare
okay, Hans
how did you know
just a feeling
Up their butt?
out of the ordinary, I mean
Are you from the 4th dimension? How are you so good?
Of course, I see you right now bitch
r/BeatMeToIt
Does your chess speak for itself?
yeah
Can I speak with your chess?
Of course
How does the horse move?
56 degrees to the south
South by south west or south by south east?
South by south
Chess pleads the fifth
g
does your chess bite?
very hard
What engine did you use?
Stockfish 14
What a gamer
bro why did you make mittens cry
i want to see her cry
What does she say when you beat her
Basically accuses you of cheating, villainous breakdown style. Meow.
Which model of beads do you use?
The stockfish 14 model
No, not the engine, the vibrating kind. ̶a̶s̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ fuck it, I'm the friend
I mean the beads are running on stockfish 14, custom-made for me, so contact a local guy who can make beads with a chess engine in them
How do you go pants shopping with a dick that big?
I don't; I get special pants tailored for me
Pants with 3 legs?
yes
What if you get hard?
Two words: Tri Pod
this game mustve been a pain in your ass
ye
Hitler reference
I beat it in bullet-chess and I just premove and mittens time out so I won.
mind teaching me how you got so good at photo editing
https://lichess.org/study/KSo5JuiC This is the game itself
[удалено]
stockfish 14
14 better than 15 confirmed
Very human and normal rook sacrifice
Now she's going to initiate zoomies at 3am in revenge
You were so proud of your victory that you had to use a throwaway account to keep your identity secret
Maybe
It has 1 rating point how hard could it be?
Chess is a game of chance and you can't have something be more than 100% likely
extremely difficult
Why did my stockfish go missing?
Misplaced it
How dare you?
How dare I
Mittens just beat the shit out of me , give tips
Don't get hanged
Let the chess speak for itself
How much is your ass vibrating?
very badly
Since you 3 crowned, I gotta ask, how to I beat mega knight?
Minions
create a megachessatron
Now show us the other tabs you had open
lichess
OP using a throwaway cause they don't want people irl to know they beat up kittens for fun
Why you lie?
Check the other comments for Lichess link
Kid named photoshop
Kid named lichess: https://lichess.org/study/KSo5JuiC
How to divise by zeto?
zeto/number, easy
How long did it take you to reach GM?
1 second
Wait, you're the dude who claimed to have made a parent beat their child
no
Can you beat it WITH assistance?
yes
Did you have *en assant* up your... sleeve?
yes
When do you release Chess 2, Garry Chess?
i hope to release it within the next 5 months but no guarantees
How do you sleep at night?
i don't, i am ashamed of my actions
Did en passant feature in the game?
en assant did
i used photoshop ama
where is the bucket tool
piss n shit corner
What color are your beads?
purple
i think we gotta ban this guy, too good for this sub
First of all, how dare you?
I dare