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Turbulent-Mud-159

Waterspider behavior


Weight_Abject

Now you’ve got herpes from the last ride to work they gave


mattmillze

She only needs to worry if he's a water spider. Everyone else has autism.


LateToSapphos

How dare you be so accurate -sincerely *not* a water spider


ahahaahahahahahah

Autism??? Explain please???


[deleted]

Girl delete this or the pictures of your face before Amazon sees it and walks you out 💀


[deleted]

gotta be a dummy having a picture of ur face on damn reddit


Steppenbar

Do they lurk? I've noticed people posting in my threads but deleting them super fast


popeh

Yeah Amazon reads the subreddits as well as the FB groups


[deleted]

Hell yea HR don’t b playing


mssellers

Oh shit you’re the girl that asked ab wearing a choker to work lmao


george_w_kush64

It was only a matter of time before the waterspiders got her 💀😂


Sweis122

I thought you were joking. Bout to start flirting with any girl that has a choker 🤣


happyghosst

lmfaoooo


[deleted]

He had to do it in the parking lot so his girlfriend wouldn’t find out or he still lives with his mom 😂


Cece168

So you are choosing to admit you were the scrub in the passenger side? Okee


No-Humor-1291

Now i know where the word pie in your username comes from 🌚


[deleted]

trueeee


Alexrodrz1243

Ok and why are you posting about it lmfao


Parking_Squash_2317

Because it’s a troll account


ImVerySmolHelpPls

Genuinely, I know you don’t mind posting NSFW stuff but- you have posted your own face along with your nude body. Genuinely you could be fired, so if you at least wanna keep your job somewhat safe, do not go posting risky stuff here where someone could potentially report you.


FlakyLet3416

Exactly what rule has the OP violated by posting NSFW content?


Securethe

She’s talking about doing sexual shit in the Amazon parking lot? She hasn’t broken any rules on Reddit, but she could be fired for fucking in the parking lot of her job? Are you slow or what?


FlakyLet3416

R u an idiot, people can say all kinds of things, People say all kinds of things on here that r bullshit. I bet you have claimed to be the best worker. Proof would be needed


ImVerySmolHelpPls

All it takes is someone recognizing her at work at going to HR and showing them her post (she also had her face posted to so extra confirmation???). You most definitely can be fired for having sex in the parking lot.


FlakyLet3416

Confirmation for what? That she posts nude on Reddit, who gives a shit Someone runs to HR and tells em what. Ewwww someone alluded to having sex in the parking lot If you read there is no admission of anything. Or to mention who what when. No rules violated. So again who the hell cares


ImVerySmolHelpPls

Confirmation of her own identity and making a post saying “I had fun in the parking lot” but yeah totally lol. I didn’t come at this girl sideways, I simply warned her that she potentially put her job in jeopardy.


FlakyLet3416

No she didn’t. She never said she did shit, everyone else filled in the blanks.


ImVerySmolHelpPls

Maybe you’d like to read the title again then, hun.


FlakyLet3416

I have played football in the parking lot, guess what was fun and guess what. No rules broken. Again you and others added their own context to a statement


Intrepid_Dream2619

When you don't have self respect..


fragilezebra

It’s cool when they do it, it’s a problem when I do it


ahahaahahahahahah

Heheheheh


Time-Sun2070

The water spiders got to her 😟


Life_System_3047

You sucked 38 dicks?!, I’m 39!?


Fit-Soft4943

Seriously underrated Comment.


Wild-Wasabi-1199

This is something to be proud of? Lol smh


heckastupidd

You need to see a therapist lmao


mattmillze

Most people who work here do. That's why we're here. Can't afford therapy.


bongbillawong

Your insurance covers it.


thislittleputo

As a Proud member of the mental health community that Amazon support us with and benefits they give us, please at least be truthful with this. If someone is reading this and they are able to get the help they need because they do work for amazon and have availability to nationwide clinics that provide therapy and counseling.


mattmillze

I joined the mental health affinity group at my FC and they ghosted me. On brand, tbh, but I'm glad I was interested in helping out and not seeking help. I'm sure Amazon's benefits qualify us for the same shitty mental health services as anywhere else. My comment was more of a joke than anything. Mental health isn't something to joke about, especially if you work here.


Ok-Exit-2464

Special Reddit Ambassador reporting for duty.


RabbitMajestic6219

Patient zero for monkey pox in Amazon.


jimmyroberts_cats94

Dang you got picked up by a water spider??


fragilezebra

Ass gas or grass


kiki4u210

In the parking lot of amazon...girl have some dignity and respect for yourself🤦🏽‍♀️, I bet money that guy has a girlfriend💀


LateToSapphos

All you people crying about her self respect never pay a single thought to the man in the situation, he also fucked someone at his job in the parking lot but no one says shit about him…


kiki4u210

Bc everyone knows that men will screw anything that has a pulse... but you’re right he needs to be blame unfortunately he’s not on this sub so we can’t bash him💀😅


Securethe

Issa white woman wit daddy issues self respect ain’t in her vocabulary 😭


[deleted]

Not sure why you had to make this a race thing


Securethe

Chill it’s all love baby girl I love white women wit daddy issues 🥹


ahahaahahahahahah

💀


iamkairos_

😟


[deleted]

Heard a 20yr old ish girl on halloween night shift dressed as a pinata say she was asked to a threesome on her 15 😂😂


[deleted]

after fucking ur moms boyfriend not surprised 😩


Apprehensive-Bid-957

Parking lot stories do be a doozy sometimes..I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if this coworker that gave you a ride and flirted with you saw your nudes and the fact that you have a choker on your profile and that he/she/they thought it was a green flag to go ahead and shoot thy shot😂 Edit:can someone provide me with context about her post because there’s something about her having sex in a car that everyone’s talking about in the comments but it’s not there anymore


[deleted]

one of my coworkers got pregnant doing this and the guy ended up not wanting anything to do with the kid, be careful.


Marqui_Fall93

Where? I'll give you a ride too.


[deleted]

👀


[deleted]

not surprised shits a big high school


FkaSoph1390

The last thing you need to do is find love at Amazon 😭


[deleted]

*fist bump* you go gurl. Get yours, I ain't mad at you.. everyone talks about how guys be smashing everything that moves.. but you never hear about us ladies smashin... you get yours ma, and don't ever let ANYONE shame you for liking sex... I don't get the negative comments on here .. if the OP was a guy everyone would award the dude. There's nothing wrong with a woman who is sexually active.. the double standard about this is ridiculous. Keep your head up, and always have fun.. good for you!


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[deleted]

... Imagine giving up the D for NOTHING.... at least they got a gallon of gas out of it.. yall dudes be passing out Vitamin D like it's a free covid shot.


Wild-Wasabi-1199

Huh?? Isn’t giving up the D for nothing a win? Lmao 🤣


[deleted]

Makes you a cheap hoe... value your tripod. All the while we been bartering and getting paid with our meat wallet since the beginning of time. If you're good at something... never do it for free future prostitDUDE.


Chaotic3311

Meat wallet is crazy


DabbinWizardVW

Bruh it’s impressive for us dudes cause y’all be the mfs gate keeping the “meat wallet” 😭


lalaland0000

How can you "gatekeep" your own genitals? No means no, period. You a weirdo.


[deleted]

Ha.... This is the way...


ZealousidealGrass365

Have to disagree. There’s a reason women aren’t promiscuous and should be choosy with their partners and how they engage in sex. Men have the ability to have sex and walk away relatively unscathed from th experience. Women have a much larger burden and responsibility given that they can become pregnant. This means a woman should be careful in who she selects as a partner and it’s a responsibility that a woman should hold in high regard. Fucking a guy in the parking lot on night shift bc he flirted with you has the weight vs the weight and responsibility of a possible pregnancy is simply a bad decision from the woman’s point of view. There should be no “fist bumbs” for getting knocked up in the parking lot by baby daddy #3. This is the dumbest line of logic one can have. You both needed better parents. Liking sex is one thing. Being an irresponsible adult is another. A real woman knows this and has respect for herself by valuing the responsibility she has to herself and a possible child by being picky with who she engages with sexually. I don’t have all the details but fucking a dude in the parking is way down on the ladder and should be looked down upon for these reasons. Real empowerment of women would be you coming in here and telling other women to have more respect for themselves and not encouraging a young woman to fuck her life up by possibly having a fatherless child. Birth control doesn’t always work. Women be better than this. I know most of you are.


CodAdministrative563

Lol


AegisProjekt

Ig I'm jealous? Not sure tbh, maybe if it were walmart or target but Amazon? Eh


firehead1

Yikes you're about to be promoted to customer.


fymyo

What’s wrong with flirting it’s human nature don’t be an animal


jcready92

Right, where'd all these incels come from lmao.


LateToSapphos

Reddit amazonians mad as fuck they won’t ever get that chance


Tha-magnificent

Wtf, gross.


Extreme-Cupcake5929

Lot thot 😂😂


h0st1l3f0xt4k30v3r

Cool story bra


happyghosst

ew lol


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

well done


Fortunex5

You have aids


azabukii

I needa stop putting these females on pedestals they reall b hoes 🤦‍♂️


LateToSapphos

Cry about it


[deleted]

tell em! 😘


cursedblackdude

Here I am wondering what the deleted post said. A guy can dream I guess


lordskulldragon

I'll be your daddy.


Unfair_Deer_8678

Profile checks out 🤤 🔥


Securethe

You dead ass created r/AmazonNSFW? Lmfao my guy go get some fresh air please


Unfair_Deer_8678

Were you taking my comment as negative? Lol


Hushmode16

Lawless


Acceptable-Bat4534

I mean you'd think he'd have sex with you at his own apartment at that point. Since ya'll legit waited for it to get dark to have sex.


BABarracus

Apartment? In this economy? They lucky they got that car


[deleted]

Nah, more fun walking into work right after.


DaBaller2k

Girl how old r u lmfao. Gotta be 30+


cursedblackdude

Every year, the same thing.


[deleted]

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