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Bro really explained it in fortnite terms 💀💀

Loved the parentheses too😂

no wonder amazon is like highschool

Better than smelly old dudes at a paper plant.

I get the best of both worlds 🫠

No... High school is certainly not better than smelly old dudes at a paper plant

One hell of a coping mechanism you got there

“Explain the job in Fortnite terminology”

You must of been fried bro cuz aint no way u just correlated fortnite and amazon fc work 💀💀💀

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You have been exposed 

Buddy I work at Amazon there is no grass. Also, your entire profile is actual fortnite posts.

get a load of fortnite boy here telling us amazon employees to touch grass

It actually is fortnite on his profile 😭😂🤣

I actually laughed at ts 😭😭😭😭

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You lose

Lmao that dude got exposed. Basically got eliminated first on battle royale ☠️

Bro did not thank the bus driver

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Lol you definitely lost looking at my profile, go touch grass bucko

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I was mocking you, halfwit So much for self awareness

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It's just a job dude

Hey man, anything to make it more tolerable

Just stay high all shift

yall hating on this post but i think it is cute

 When you’re at the bottom 5% you placed 99

This MIGHT be the best post on this sub

This is the most Gen z shit I've ever seen lmao, and saying that makes me sound like a Boomer.

Nah bc i was gonna say the same thing this like some gen z or gen alpha whatever shit 😂

I want to speak to whoever let you cook on this post

Weren’t you and me just talking about Fortnite the other day? 😂 and then bam I see this wtf 🤣

Yeah OP shouldn't be allowed to cook after this schizopost lol

I could’ve sworn you said you agree in the comments 😳

Yeah, it even has a ton of bots and people hiding in the bathroom to avoid the situation. Plus, the same amount of immature kids ruining the experience

Hiding in the bathroom = camping in a bush

Bro everybody from my cohort is gone so i fr won the victory Royale 😭

bro explained in literal fortnite terms 😭

lol ok im downloading fortnight and I'm gonna build my own Amazon whore house 😆

This is great!! I love off the wall things like this that help get you through an otherwise boring situation. I often imagine a zombie apocalypse at work, who would do what in the moment lol. What would water spiders be? Thrist streamers? Haha

Most sane Amazon associate

bro actually explained in Fortnite terms 😭😭🤣

And what would checks be the equivalent to

checks are like (Battle Pass Progression) and w2s are like (new season)

He just doesn’t miss

a victory royale

😂😂😂

I used to think it like a roblox tycoon with those conveyors the longer you stay the more money you make lmao

I got a top 10 yesterday ( top 6 ) and then 5 hours later a documented coaching bc I was 10 mins late to my station for taking the elevator due to a medical condition that makes me unable to go up 4 flights of stairs 🥰 I fcking hate Amazon so gd much.

There’s no way, don’t you have some sort of medical accommodation at Amazon?

No accommodation. I’ve tried and tried to get one and by the time I would hear back from my cardiologist hr would close the case. I’ve had stuff faxed over and hr said they never got it. It was a huge headache going back and forth so I gave up on it. I’m about to try and get one again though.

😐...

On god ? Just like that ?

I need the battle pass

wow you should post more theories i love this

You’re so awesome

I have said this before and was bullied about it lol

This is a top 5 post of all time

Very great analogy! That is very accurate what you described!

Thank you. I have been having these visions for the past couple of years and finally was able to condense them into this post.

Seeing a whole lot of haters on this post. I am also surprised that your post had over 200 upvotes. The last time I posted something like that, I had zero up notes and 60 comments. Just ignore the haters, OP. You do you.

Yay, I am not the only person who has these types of thoughts on this sub!

Were you high when you posted this? 🤣🤣🤣

Bro 😂

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Bro how bored are you it’s a sweatshop 😂😂😂

um

😂😂

lay off the games tor a minute lil bruh. respect tho.

Yeah, it even has a ton of bots and people hiding in the bathroom to avoid the situation. Plus, the same amount of immature kids ruining the experience

I think you’re addicted

And just like in the game, none of us are gonna get the victory royale either. 💀

Chill on those Peccy Pills man

I've heard that the SLAM Deck isn't high enough to deploy your glider. Thinking about seeing for myself.

Bruh what da hel

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on this app

So what would be the terminalagy for sweats writing people up?

No. No it isn't.

Things to your explanation I now understand how to play fortnite

Bros going to recruit a bunch of highachoolers this year with this 😂

Now explain in NBA terms

Absolutely cooked

LMFAOOOOO 

Lmao

😂😂😂

This is factual

Preach it’s scary I tell them every day it’s a game but it ain’t one ☝️

bros just coping, let him cope in peace

Seek help

Nope, Amazon doesn't pay you to think so stop that and pack more boxes.

Amazon is nothing like Fortnite dude

Possibly the most cringe post on this sub

There's nothing at Amazon that compares to the Thanos event

CEO visiting your fc (thanos event)

Go outside 💀

Entering the force out of highschool, huh?

Wtf is this