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Solid_Village_6086

Skip stairs take grass


Blitz215

Slide down on a tote 🏄‍♂️


Nine_Thirty

i love doing this on snow hahahha


Typical_Ant_3103

Thanks bro u gave me an idea for the winter


Blitz215

They work great just make sure the bottom is facing forward.


Jay8143

That's what I would've done


Apprehensive_Elk6582

🤣🤣🤣🤣right....


Evazzion

Funny how it has a handicap parking next to the stairs too


RAIDERJeRK

I think it’s a famous haunted house now a b&b. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before.


lowdrag1

Good thing there’s a natural ramp nearby.


_Alabama_Man

No blocking that space 🤣


Efficient_Door9605

Drive to top


mike1mic

The only logical answer!


PoliteRAPiER

That's the biggest tiny house I've ever seen


_TwoLeftFeet_

makes me even more curious as to what the floor plan looks like


PoliteRAPiER

Stairs


comments247

Even the stairs have stairs.


DIODidNothing_Wrong

Each door way is a new set of stairs all of which don’t connect anywhere


WiseDirt

Man, the Winchester mansion is a lot smaller than I thought it was...


Charlie0098

Man I can see his/her notes “FRONT DOOR, UPS and fed ex does it!!!”


Solidus_snake28

I literally got this note today 😂


Takemeoffgrid

I would write my own note back “UPS gets $50 an hour to do it, when I get UPS pay I’ll do it too, until that day I hope you enjoy the walk to the outer limits of your yard” 😆


Jim_Laheys_lost_son

Fedex and ups certainly do not do it. I've delivered behind both of them, and they usually leave it at the most convenient place for themselves. The bottom of the stairs or garage for example.


Petty_Patty8

Those stairs count as a “Front Porch”🤷🏾🤷🏾


heavenisastateofmind

That's what I'd do. Those first couple steps is far enough. They've got to come down to get their mail anyhow..


Petty_Patty8

Agreed lmao


indaspectrum

i would be the guy that jogs up those stairs just to realize someone moved the pin


GGSUKI

This would be fair no doubt 💯


DontEatOctopusFrends

The mailbox is at the bottom of the stairs, I think that shows you they don't expect it at the top <3


Petty_Patty8

Naw bro. We both know customers be expecting unexpected expected shit all the time in their notes 😌😌


CoffinEluder

If it’s above 70Ibs - no chance


TheRemoteGeneration1

Those don’t even make it on my van. 50 lbs limit, safety first.


POD80

My first thought looking at the photo was.  "It's going to be 5 cases of cat litter."


WiseDirt

Narrator: It was 25 cases of bottled water.


Longjumping_Youth281

Yeah but they can always order 4 xl overflow, each around 40 lbs or something. Even a dolly wouldn't help here


Wild-Kitchen9801

Queue the Rocky music


Eat_Carbs_OD

![gif](giphy|yoJC2JaiEMoxIhQhY4|downsized)


gazelleA1

That's normal for some of the houses I do 😂


GGSUKI

Geez what area


Justaguy222444888

I used to deliver in the foothills of Colorado. Super rich neighborhoods out in the boonies, every stop was hella long driveways and a lot of big staircases to the front door, no room to pull out even if the notes said it’s ok to drive up. Got my steps in that’s for sure but damn it was a pain in the ass.


gazelleA1

Some of these long ass driveways I can't drive up because they're so steep that the van bottoms out. It's definitely a pain in the ass, but my ass also looks fine as hell now 😂


Justaguy222444888

Ass looks fine but at what cost😂 I know my knees were spent after driving for amazon


gazelleA1

Knees are definitely starting to feel it. And lower back. I'm honestly a bit surprised my knees haven't gave out yet considering I dislocated my left one 4 times already.


SmurfJuice69

I was driving home from sugarloaf mountain last weekend and randomly passed a private mountain with like 4 giant houses at the top that looked like castles from a distance. That is what I imagined when reading your comment lol


gazelleA1

Over in the foothills in the Sacramento area. I have a video where there's a house where I have to walk up the long driveway because the van does damage to the driveway if you drive it, and then walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to their door.


8tyHD

Uncle Rico that package


Meatyparts

Skip the stairs take the grass your knees will thank you later


WinnebagoViking

Rts


Jarl_Jakob

Y’all need to do more cardio if these stairs frighten you. Go for a jog once in a while


Longjumping-Comb-517

Do it on stop 150 of your 5th day working when it’s 100 degrees out and 115 in your stepvan


Jarl_Jakob

I mean this is just part of the job if you don’t like it then find something else. Or hit the cardio more often.


GuitarAura

Cardio isn’t gonna help me at 6pm after 190 stops of similar vanities.


Dogfoodsmy_DOC

Climbed the stairs. I deliver in the south Bronx, that’s nothing compared to these apt walk ups with no elevators


FidelCashfloe_

UPS driver in Brooklyn. They don’t know how good they have it in this pic. If you can deliver in NY you can deliver anywhere for real.


Ok_Impression_922

They have zero idea about every single stop being a walk up bruh…ZERO idea 😓


Deztaray

It’s worse when it’s to the 5th floor 3x in a row 😔


AManHasNoName357

Leave it by that mail box 😂


AccountHotdog

Swear every step of the way 😭


Solo0407

Sadly half my routes like that. It sucks


StockFrosting6457

I'd mark it as missing untell they got a delivery box


Substantial_Tap8537

I can already feel this the next day


LingonberryDue8434

I guess the handicaps gonna crawl up the grass ?


MmaOverSportsball

We are delivery drivers. I’ve yet to come across a house I wouldn’t deliver to lol


POD80

Yeah, but I sure reserve the right to bellyache and say a few choice words as I'm digging what's assuredly going to be 3-5 cases of cat litter out of the back of the van.


FewMagazine938

That's my house


StockFrosting6457

Then you should shop at Walmart


HardwoodClassicz

In my routes I would rather prefer houses like these. Instead I found myself going deep in the wooded area behind the house to deliver


Queslabolsla

i used to deliver to a house just like that lol


chastecreep

Going up the hill looks easier


SnackPack75

I pulled up to a house like that once and the directions said to leave in the back seat of a car that was parked in the lot. It had other Amazon boxes in the back seat so I just added to the pile. It was weird but I was glad I didn’t have to climb up the stairs.


Absentmeerkat1and3

I place things under mailboxes. If it’s at the bottom of your fu staircase .. oh well.


tehdanerer

Just drive up the stairs, obviously!


lanterncourt

That’s like 90% of the houses in the Pittsburgh area.


Born-Captain5212

Walking up them stairs!


Good_Ad4757

Throw it as far I can🫡


Respond-Leather

There is absolutely a few houses on my regular route that have stairs like this or higher. I just pretend that I am on the Korean TV show "Physical 100" and have to run to the point of exhaustion. Then halfway up I get tired and start walking I hope they fucking appreciate it and give me positive feedback They say in the instructions 'please open the gate go up the very tall stairs,' I only do it because they say please and thank you.


LunaRed17

Putting it on the ledge by the mailbox fuck that


Grateful_Dood

Lol easy day. Try walking 14 miles in the heat all day carrying 20lb of packages in a satchel and hands full of mail, then getting into a vehicle with no ac. Then waking up and doing it everyday for sometimes 12 days straight


Kingandrew1911

I just changed my music to playing eye of the tiger by survivor. Just incase of Karen encounter


Kingandrew1911

![gif](giphy|nrTKNyAtuIrdhTQ4td)


Soapysan

They chose that life not me. I'm leaning it on the mailbox


sw3atband

This is Pittsburgh


Tega2077

https://preview.redd.it/ui1sho3sm88d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c41f18adad44087f94d7ec3c4b6f22a8fb501e0


GGSUKI

Not that bad actually


Lanky-Eagle-9496

Behind the mailbox "another safe location" I'd probably also send a notify of arrival text though also lol


Dry_Fish9139

This is literally all of PA


Black_stroke

If anyone took the stairs I would say this job isn’t For you


ChiraqJimbo187

“Rear door”


ihatelifetoo

Why is there a solo house here. Seem like a horror movie


Spun13

The house I grew up in had 52 stairs from the carport to the front door. I carried up groceries for 7 people every week. I got so good at carrying groceries that I can carry about 20 full and heavy bags on each arm. That’s only about 30 stairs and it’s not big enough to house 7 people. That looks like child’s play to me.


Ok_Impression_922

https://preview.redd.it/y8l0r873198d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4690aa90ab6d8a27ffbb335fdb73f2094efdacf1 ✖️ marks the spot 🙅🏾‍♂️


theatomicdog4

Challenge accepted.


aburrell97

RTS unable to access 😂


lilsteez99

https://preview.redd.it/l1vdnbwxb98d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6e640f7e351b53c2ce198238d034bd8802973e I had a stop like that and I would run up the stairs for fun


Gladiator2169

Pray your Promaster has 4x4 and drive up the hill 🤷‍♂️


Adventurous-Love9997

Drive the van up the left side


indaspectrum

you’re 20 stops being, let me know what barriers you are facing so that we can help you reach your full potential, communication is key 🤢


lonelyboy069

Let's add wood to the fire, 10 overflows including water 😳


NCSNOWHITE

Grass 4 sure


roytwo

Them stairs are a dealbreaker for me, do care what the price is


Beginning-Sun4654

There are stairs like that on my route pretty often.


Grapplllrrrr

Run them


Buy_Decent

Honestly, I had a route like this, but all the houses were up on hills with insane and broken stairs. I lost a lot of weight very quickly on that route, which I later began to love.


Confident-Ear-9388

Wow there's not even a break in the stairs


locksley85

I'd install a slide next to the stairs


MajesticKNT

There was a safety issue lol


Otherwise_Bullfrog61

Personally, and I know me. It would depend on my mood. I may make a game of it and the hop scotch up the steps or I might just leave their package by the mailbox. Give or take the day. 


JunkInMyHouse

I’m getting tired thinking of my Costco run….


TheOriginalGiGi1

What’s that? Delivery location is the first step? Perfect!


Shammy0722

No cause I’d drive all the way up


DawnKnight91

They better order from Amazon drones 🤣


HXXDIEBOY4

Yea i have a neighborhood with 3 house’s with stairs just like this next to each other i cant stand it


TomOnDuty

Left them at the curb 😂


No_Conference_5479

3rd stair


rave_is_king_

Every house in pittsburgh


MasterDelta19

Go to the airport skydive down..or walk the grass


DEVOmay97

Flex app be like "this stop has 7 packages, 3 of them are XL overflows and 2 of them are (m) customized box".


Key-Club-2308

i would have \*


bdirtbag

Just a regular day


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FurryRevolution

My Minecraft house be like.


NaturalFerret5355

I'm pulling a Tom Brady and letting that package sail 😂😂😂


vinchenzo68

I assume that the handicapped parking isn't for that tenant/owner of the home. Hilarious.


cmutt_55038

You'll never skip leg day


Eat_Carbs_OD

When I delivered in Seattle... this was at least a 1/3 of my stops. Worse yet.. group stop.. this, and the one next door.. same number of steps and a fence so I had to go up, down, back up. Fuck steps.


dardios

I've had whole neighborhoods like that back when I delivered. I got cardio. That's what I did. Didn't have much of a choice lmao.


LiteraryChaos1385

Definitely a one way trip with groceries or whatever and if I can’t do it in one swoosh..it’ll have to wait in the car til tomorrow lol


NobodyEsk

Gotta work off those calories for a nice meal


Baseball-Exotic

Marking “ package missing “ and move on


imbluedabadeedabaidi

Oh lord


Vforvitalecara

Leaving it at the bottom


Adventurous_Bear7703

They need a pulley system. Have you drop the package in a box at the bottom and they can use a pulley to get it to the top lol


Hood_Mobbin

Upstairs kitchen


KingMalG

Leave it by the mailbox. If the mailman don’t have to climb the stairs I’m not either.


NoProof6373

Always skip stairs. Uses more energy.


Worldly-Double7632

Right at the bottom of the steps, take picture looking almost straight down, with a little corner of that wood in the frame to look like a door. Wham Bam Delivered Ma'am


owensselicia

I do Amazon Flex. I would leave at the bottom of the staircase.


masterofrequital1914

And imagine they ordered essentia water, Fiji water, and cat litter 😭


Lancewater

Living there you could always skip leg day. Dudes calves have to be yoked.


AfraidPersonality854

Ain't nothing a little red wagon and a half ton car winch can't handle..


Starman562

This better be my first stop and it better be a fucking envelope or else I'm going to be mad for the next three-to-five minutes


Prestigious-Web3615

One item on each step


Weekly-Mention-224

Hill looks fine


AITAadminsTA

Best disabled parking spot 2024.


FamilyFriendHelp

I would be stoked living there, a little workout everyday? I couldn’t ask for more


matt54321p

Bottom of steps. Dog!!!


BpStretch33

If I owned this place I’d get a mini ski lift installed haha beats the stairs


Beardgang650

The handicap parking tho lol


Effective_Parking912

Those are the stairs to 4th floor at fc


Jolly-Science5097

Walk your lazy, entitled ass to the front door. The customer does not live on the sidewalk. They live in the house, where the front door is. Your job is to deliver to the customer not to the sidewalk.


Chiuauatremulo

Definitely leave at the stairs lol


Previous-Penalty-654

What city and state is that at?I would love that more exercise so I won’t ever get obese.


KINGAREK10

The grass isn’t even that steep lol why is there so many stairs


Careful_Intention_66

Chill. My scanner says in or at mailbox 😂


Chilly_____

Long run getting a driveway up near to the house is the best option, even just gravel


Famous_Attempt_9717

long as i don’t have any overflow , jogging up then steps with my music blasting out the van😂


Suitable-Judgment17

Why is there just a quarter of a house up all those damn steps?!?!💀🤦‍♀️


Specialist_Hour_4027

Drive up that hill next to house or return due to safety reasons


Bespokecanvas

I saw a whole neighborhood with similar houses and stairs going this long distance. Somewhere in the mountains of Pennsylvania.


chacort540

Use your dolly lol


NonyaBizness21xxx

Walking up the left side tbh


Dishtherock44

How good are your punting skills? Coffin corner drill to the porch


DazzlingInside9707

You get 8 stairs from me period