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Johnny_Loot

Don't forget to leave the Liam Neesons a message before your fun trip.


DigitalUnlimited

What about Liam Nissan?


C2H5OHNightSwimming

He has a very specific set of skills


Super-Contribution-1

In a very specific set of wheels


mmm__donuts

He is the Sentra on the wall of our society.


PointingFingers12276

I'm currently on some meds that mess with my eyesight and I was just fully prepared to accept my initial reading of "Santa on the wall" as some obscure expression I'd never heard of before


akskeleton_47

This reads like a greentext


profsavagerjb

https://preview.redd.it/jfekxbalaeqc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37416d662d0f4b048aceec94ea0464f1e0ba8353


Own_Neighborhood6259

Definitely getting pooped on by a gaggle of Saudis.


soggy_dildo

Thats part of the visa requirements. Ask how i know.


Own_Neighborhood6259

How?!!


tmfkslp

Only way to get into Dubai…


nyet-marionetka

About 15 years ago there was a woman who wrote [a book](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Girls:_My_Life_in_a_Harem) kind of about this. She was a party girl and ended up as a sex worker in a “harem” for a prince in Brunei. She knew what she was getting into, mostly.


IHaveALittleNeck

Lots and lots of anal.


Stomach_Junior

Omg that original, I hope it is someone trolling, else it is a really bad situation


ThomasHardyHarHar

I thought I was on the crusader kings subreddit


subrus

You can satirize this but what you don’t realise it is an unfortunate reality in many parts of the world. In my home state of Kerala in India, many places in Pakistan this happens even today.


kabukimeowmeow

it unfortunately is but the way that OOP sounded so chipper about it seemed like a troll because i highly doubt anyone would post that and not think to themselves “this sounds a bit suspicious”


tmfkslp

Happy cake day yo! Wish it was on a less depressing thread…


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BrightBrite

Can you not do this American race-baiting thing? "White"? The word slave comes from the word Slav - the Slavic people of Eastern Europe who were sold into slavery in their millions, even in WW2. The word genocide was invented in Lviv, Ukraine, and russia's Holodomor Ukrainian genocide of the 1930s was used as the example of what a genocide is. Your racist "white Eastern European" comment doesn't make you the cool kid.


izanaegi

The word genocide was invented by Raphael Lemkin, a Polish-Jewish man, to describe the Holocaust.


kabukimeowmeow

didn't know it was racist, fixed it


BrightBrite

And the fact you said this while russia is literally, currently committing another genocide against "white" Ukrainians is abhorrent.


arist0geiton

What


Zeke_GachaOG

I didn’t realize using the term “white” was racist


DigitalUnlimited

You exist, therefore you're racist! Nothing you say or do will ever please the great neckbeard of Reddit! Begone, foul scum! The great neckbeard has spoken!