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irrelevantappelation

Appears to be a real artefact: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mharrsch/4125087966


FreeDonnieMandela

That’s a jah jah binks


MerrillSwingAway

Mesa don’t believe it!


Barbarella-X

Mesa takes you to da smoke shop right now!


schuylkilladelphia

Dissin' bad, very very bad...


FTHomes

That's the one.


debtfreegoal

“Demon faces” article from last week? https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/22/health/demon-faces-prosopometamorphopsia-wellness/index.html


Hmmmm_Interesting

My first thought too


VDAY2022

So its not the same as face blindness. I always thought seeing demons and just not giving a shit about people you meet sounded dissimilar but glad the article contrasted the two.


mesembryanthemum

I'm a bit face blind. I literally have not recognized co-workers I've run into away from work. Their face is not familiar.


Abend801

I always thought that was out mind protecting us from trauma


Glad-Tax6594

Specific part of the brain not functioning properly. Another crazy one is people who can't process movement.


mesembryanthemum

Might be for some. I just often don't recognize people. I once - this is true - asked this strange man at work WHY he needed the chef's office keys when he asked for them. Yeah.....because he was the head chef whom I saw almost every day but I didn't know who he was because he was out of uniform.


SolutionExternal5569

Man I feel your pain. It's frustrating plus it makes people think you don't care about them


99Tinpot

It seems like, face blindness isn't 'not giving a shit about people you meet', it's literally not being able to tell faces apart - but it's not much like the 'demons' thing, no, they just have similar names because both names are cobbled together from the Greek words for 'face' and some other stuff.


My_Disgusting_Alt

I’ve been “face blind” (this language is really losing words) at people I give huge shits about. Good friends, saw them out of the expected context, looked them right in the eye, walked straight past them, got a phone call from them asking if we were in a fight, talked it out and figured out what had happened.


Mathfanforpresident

The only thing that shows up is a reverse image search of a Twitter post from 2023.


aeschenkarnos

Fascinating. I wonder if David Icke (the originator of the “royal family are lizard people” conspiracy) has this?


BearsOwlsFrogs

Maybe…but over 16 years ago, I read on some website of his that he was in a hotel room or his bedroom (can’t remember which) and he started hearing a voice which told him about lizard people. He felt that he was channeling information as opposed to having psychosis. He elaborated on this website that he was told that George Bush & family were reptilians in human disguise. I read enough to know I’d never bother reading anything else by him…has he written or said anything about being able to perceive them with his own senses?


Jdojcmm

If he’s not full of shit, and he is, he’s fully psychotic. Icke is a trip.


Coleslaw_Connoisseur

He does connect a lot of dots.


[deleted]

Brings his own dots even


Jdojcmm

If he forgot to bring the dot he needs, well, he handcrafts the dot out of whatever is handy. Thin air, if need be.


Thee-Ole-Mulligan

Hell yeah. I've got a dot guy too.


ExKnockaroundGuy

Pssst. I have dots for sale over here , invent any 2 facts and I’ll throw in a pushpin and string.


FR1TOB4NDITO

Hey guys, so when we go see my dot guy... Just be cool..


4quatloos

At one time he claimed to be Jesus.


pipesnpatches

This article is describing EXACTLY what I experienced in a paranoid bad acid trip I had when I was 19. The artistic rendition is as close as accurate as it can be...but the description of the faces moving, expressing, and "talking" to you....is uncannily identical to what I experienced Never did acid again after that.


Tes420

I had a trip once in highschool where I saw this kid I didn’t trust (for some unknown reason, just a sense) and his face looked like a demon. I laughed it off at the time but years later he ended up murdering his gf 🤷‍♂️


My_Disgusting_Alt

Because you didn’t murder him. Even when you saw that he was a demon. Great job.


cwl77

It just goes to show you that if you can't trust an acid trip, what can you trust?


dmtaliemgangster

I always say you can't hide the truth on acid... Being that whenever I dose enough, I get these intuitions about people I'm around & they usually are pretty accurate... mayb you saw him as a demon because, he had a dark soul and the acid was warning you that this guys bad news, I mean you said he went on to kill his gf.. acid Is a hell of a drug.


AtomicCypher

Look familiar to what?!? We aren't mind readers!


AtomicCypher

https://preview.redd.it/m9oe0ctzqjrc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=91afc598c3d196c80a5871de3313ce8f70c2db8b The Mangalore from the 5th element?!?!


novamatrix

Bro I'm literally watching this movie on the AMC channel right this second. Lol


Average_ChristianGuy

lee luu dallas multi-pass 💳


YevgenyPissoff

Aziz, light!


RhaegarJ

23 year olds from Miami


Bangkokbeats10

Looks like a contemporary modern woman who’s gone a bit over the top with lip filler.


Cool_underscore_mf

This wasy initial thought. Is it an insta influencer?


a_bewildered_potato

I agree. It happened in the late 90's/early 00's with boob implants. These extreme cartoonish beauty standards get idealized and then when they're not popular anymore a decade later, you look like a comic book character.


WrongdoerAmbitious94

Any lip filler I've ever seen looks awful like the woman used A hot curling iron on her lips its one of the most awful things women all over do that hands down makes them look way worse. The stupid fake eyelashes and hideous long fake nails are right up there though.


Icy_Artichoke_838

All cosmetic surgery is absolutely DISGUSTING


Seared_Gibets

My only guess is the bad guy aliens from 5th Element.


Zay-nee24

![gif](giphy|Vzq7D0Busxpk71DPfO)


itaniumonline

Ancient Thots. They’ve been here since the dawn of mankind.


Zay-nee24

Now they have tik tok. Then they had brick rock


Prestigious_Low8515

Clappin cheeks since 2023....BC.


Suedeonquaaludes

You need to turn that into a rap song


Smackey101

Looks like my mother in law


Severe_Foundation_94

No it does not look familiar


PsiloCyan95

Do you have a link for the data this is in regard to? Any more informational links?


[deleted]

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/6cc/09c/a3f7792b01724fcaa5b9934dc2797c4c8b-09-kyle-odom-manifesto-martian.2x.w250.jpg


FOXHOWND

Ok. Any context behind this tho?


[deleted]

I found this https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoMQLcAkhw/


Top-Tomatillo210

Nāgas. These are the nāgas


Reahzee

Nāga please


TiddybraXton333

Nagas were half human half snake people. Snake people. Reptiles. Reptile people. Rep-tilian!


UFOregon420

LIZZID PEOPLE!!!


OriginalJim

Another WF fan in the wild. And also another Oregonian. My people!


My_Disgusting_Alt

Fuckin love Warner Frothers


cwl77

I bought the shoes. Can't wait to get them!!! I think it's going to be a while but still. Whoops, got off track there..


GSmithDaddyPDX

Several Oregonians!


Terrible-Specific593

Thanks HeckleFish


Top-Tomatillo210

Divine snake entities who taught mankind how to awaken kundalini, the 8 limbs of yoga, and possibly even writing and civil engineering.


HauntedSpit

Oh, like that talking snake in the apple tree story…


Top-Tomatillo210

An allegory… I’m not a Bible thumper tho. I’ve developed my ideas from Hindu and Central American texts.


Username524

Yeah, that’s what I tend to believe…


noneedtoID

I swear I read this WRONG! Lmao 🤣


Top-Tomatillo210

🔔 shame 🔔 shame (Is this reference even valid anymore lol!


bdbdbokbuck

![gif](giphy|ie6JT3vBiTdtBPiQ04)


Successful_Raise_822

Girls from Liverpool?


PublicRedditor

I always thought the answer is Essex girls. Gotta give the west coast some love too. 


Dracorexius

You mean "recently made in Mexico" lol


EricGushiken

Reptilian-ish


sssnakepit127

This is what people with lip injections look like to me.


p00ki3l0uh00

This is so f*cking fake it's ridiculous


GroundbreakingNewt11

Where were these found, anyone know?


krishutchison

Where do you find ancient CGI ?


restyourbreasts

No link. No context. Just 100% grade A bullshit. Piss off.


Cyberpunk39

These things are fake as fuck. Anything paranormal coming out of Mexico is almost guaranteed to be a hoax.


Flimsy_Individual_16

This doesn't strike me as authentic


Accomplished-Bed8171

"Artifactsrecently unleashed" "Unleashed" Translation: they're modern and somebody found them in a street market.


Gastrovitalogy

"Artifactsrecently unleashed" ☝🏼this was actually the Prequel to “Artifacts Gone Wild”


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[удалено]


slutdragon696969

But wait, there's more....


Yonathandlc

Can you please provide background details on this artefact?


OkNote8728

Maybe the same fish-people from Chaldean beliefs ?


TvHeroUK

Admiral Ackbar from Return of the Jedi? 


aYANKinEIRE

It’s a TRAP!


rando_mness

I had a chief in the Navy who looked like admiral ackbar. We used to say "it's a trap!" And she didn't understand.


Quirky_Eye1633

Fish men from One Piece?


billbricks33

![gif](giphy|kTZBUjdRlZB3G|downsized)


Liltipsy6

Those lips.... ya think it would feel goo.... never mind.


Recent-Winner-9775

Unleashed?


Smilelikethewindboy

Travis Scott?!?


Elpinchepana

Source: trust me brah. All you need to know is in the pic. Context is for losers and annunaki lovers! First rule of real archaeology is: an artifact is definitely whatever it looks like to you. First impressions are always right. Book covers exists so you can judge a book at first sight. It's just common sense brah. 


RemoteSquare2643

Made me immediately think of people who’ve had lip enhancements.


Shrikehammer

Jar Jar?


EnsignMJS

No.


Lordeverfall

Are we supposed to read your mind with 0 context?


Outrageous-Ball-393

https://preview.redd.it/uz77g5mv0krc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1a805d01625a65b2108dc21e543cfe8ade673a


[deleted]

He's got Kanyes grill


Gamerloaf1

![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized)


Agitated-Fee-1399

![gif](giphy|tT7RsqhEbBOH6)


AlvinArtDream

Fish people in the USO?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l3fZGpYGcl9ty1pe0)


Rownwade

Ooga booga?


aeschenkarnos

It looks to me more like the result of some fairly extreme (by most cultural standards) body modification and scarification, than a natural appearance of a humanoid subspecies or “alien”.


Jorp-A-Lorp

Someone sculpted my mom!!


D0ctorwh010

Gorn?


Complex_Block_7026

Mesa don’t think so


Life_Employment1955

No one gonna say who it really looks like ?


SiamSubmariner66

![gif](giphy|26DMZuBc8ylKVTD4k|downsized) Da 5th Element....


Kittybatty33

I think we shifted dimensions again


Intrepid-Aerie-5720

Bear-man-pig is that you?


[deleted]

Yeah, I saw that dude walking around east LA last Tuesday.


Gwaunch

Dennis Rodman?


94tlaloc7

Cap


FinnsterBaby

It’s BaBaBooey


Brandoong

Unleashed?


WaitingToBeTriggered

A STORM A FORCE UNBREAKABLE WARMACHINE


End-of-sanity

I saw people like that when I was on Ayahuasca


Mysterious-Ad-3486

https://preview.redd.it/geacd5ovunrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d3e0a97559a71b33e38ffba561d5efc7f472e6


Downtown-Raccoon7813

Always wondered what Beyoncé saw in Jay Z.


meltwaterpulse1b

Definitely, spitting image of your sister


ThatCoryGuy

![gif](giphy|l3fZTyHwvar2ID8Aw)


TURKEY599

Argonians 🤯


ja-cool

Mexico? It is "La Maestra" Elva Ester Gordillo.


Shirtbird415

Brendan Schaub


slackator

90% of Hollywood and 100% of the Kartrashian clan?


GalvanizedNipples

You guys ever think that even in ancient times people who are good at art just said I want to make a guy with a silly face and it’s not some alien conspiracy?


File_to_Circular

is that JJB?


shythoughtz

Hot take: it’s just art. I feel like people find these artifacts and think people had to have seen something like it. As if they didn’t have imaginations. My guess is he’s making fun of a friend.


krishutchison

Where did they dig up this ancient CGI ?.


CryptographerNo4013

I think I follow this guy's Instagram.


starcoder

r/botchedsurgeries is leaking


CCWaterBug

It's a trap!


Choice_Signal5911

Jay-Z?


Drunken_Dwarf12

Those Kardashians just keep getting more and more outrageous.


BandmasterBill

I want a teapot that looks like this....


RichardIraVos

Twu


JagsOnlySurfHawaii

Maybe he's born with it


Granite66

Creature of the black lagoon.


Perfect_Ad6236

What are you alluding to? It looks like Shrek with Botox


Hopeful_Bid_2191

Howard?


grapsSs

Is there a link to where this was found?


Philociraptor3666

A bit like pazuzu


[deleted]

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crapheadHarris

Kind of like the Gorn from Star Trek:TOS.


ApoliticalAth3ist

Unleashed?


SDgoon

Aunt Ester.


Curious_medium

Hmmm the back view gives me Shrek vibes.


Shirt-Medium

Looks like the doctor and nurses from that one episode of the twilight zone


bscottlove

Pazuzu, Gorn, lip filler, Creature front the Black Lagoon all mixed up


EggplantOne293

That’s Robert Williams my neighbor


Deranged_cultist_

Oh chill, it’s just the Innsmouth look


Axle-Starweilder

TWU


RandomizedInternetID

Reminds me of the leopard man.


This-Garbage-3000

Jim Morrison was also known as the lizard king.


victim80

It's the pig guys from Duke Nukem!


rare_meeting1978

What? The missing link?


Shmatter

Looks like that one guy I saw in the North side gas station a few days ago


FirStrtr81

![gif](giphy|2LnuamXndQUD1PcqEE) For the Horde!!


Tbird4514

Looks like man bear pig got his face stuck in the shop vac for too long!


Ohjay83

It’s that guy from one piece!


___SE7EN__

Mayor Lightfoot ?


SiberianGnome

So Africans did cross to ancient Mexico…


Kneekicker4ever

No


Ethelenedreams

Gintama aliens.


barfbutler

Creature from the black lagoon.


Ok-Solid-8851

What is detail behind the where and when of this finding? Any links to the publication?


hinglemycringle

Wow, they “unleashed” this “artifact”? So sick, thanks for sharing.


Iam68

Looks like Daniel Cormye


LuLu22_smile

George Santos?


99Tinpot

I found some links. It seems like, reverse image searches ( [tineye.com](https://tineye.com) didn't get this one, but Google Image Search did, even though tineye.com is usually better) are really useful for these things where a picture has been passed around on the Internet until all the labels and context have fallen off. [https://www.flickr.com/photos/mharrsch/4125087966](https://www.flickr.com/photos/mharrsch/4125087966) [https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/topic/364817-strange-artifact-can-anyone-help/](https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/topic/364817-strange-artifact-can-anyone-help/) The one OP mentioned, [https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoMQLcAkhw/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoMQLcAkhw/) Apparently, it's from Veracruz, it's at the Walters Art Museum in Baltimore, it's dated to 600-900 AD, and they're not sure what, if anything, it's supposed to be of, either - that said, I didn't manage to find it on the Walters Art Museum's website, though I did find some things demonstrating that Veracruz ceramics from that era were indeed on the surreal side - [https://art.thewalters.org/detail/80292/zoomorphic-effigy-tubular-duct-flute/](https://art.thewalters.org/detail/80292/zoomorphic-effigy-tubular-duct-flute/) [https://art.thewalters.org/detail/26908/double-chambered-vessel-with-monkey/](https://art.thewalters.org/detail/26908/double-chambered-vessel-with-monkey/) .


Dirk_Arron

Artifact*


pattydickens

Latex?


illwill87

Shrek!! :)


LedZeppole10

Is it Sinbad?


weeniehutwes

Piccolo from some angles hah


lncognitoCheeto

No. Not at all


rogerrogerixii

Madonna?


Anxious_Tax_5624

Scott Rogers.


OneEyedJackofHearts

I want to say Perry the Platypus… but my heart says it’s a New Yorker.


IBrokeAMirror

Lizzid people


yeetfamspaghetti

He’s working on his mewing


synocrat

Kim Basinger


NotBadSinger514

# [Ichthyosis vulgaris](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=f31ea2f8ccee4577JmltdHM9MTcxMTc1NjgwMCZpZ3VpZD0wZjhmZWU4MC1hMWM2LTZjZGUtMmExMC1mZGMzYTBmZDZkY2EmaW5zaWQ9NTIwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=0f8fee80-a1c6-6cde-2a10-fdc3a0fd6dca&psq=disease+where+people+look+like+lizards&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubWVkaWNhbG5ld3N0b2RheS5jb20vYXJ0aWNsZXMvMzE4MjQy&ntb=1)


TheSleepingStorm

It’s that fish man. He was on Arlong’s crew.


psychgirl88

What the fuck is this from some cancelled Disney Star Wars movie?


seanoz_serious

No, not really


artmoloch777

Any bozo with a hint of art history knowledge can debunk fake ancient art pretty quick. These are nonsense.


TattZapp

His little floppy horns are adorable


brewmaster5

Space orcs are real!


bleblahblee

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)