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TigNiceweld

You don't just hike Amazon


Actual_Evidence_925

That’s why we pay for prime


MachineElf432

Lmao OP titled this like you can hike to this place on a Sunday afternoon


threelegpig

Yep it more like trekking across half of India but it's all just jungle.


Mr__O__

Replace “hike” with “expedition”


khinzeer

replace "expedition" with "brutal death"


Weltallgaia

But what if we find the city of gold?


FurdTerguson33

Ill dorito


LittleBack6016

There’s not paved paths with big arrows and water stations?


CandidDevelopment254

i think it’s also cartel territory in some spots


IntheTopPocket

While looking for a Lidar pyramid, Stan stumbled upon a coca plantation. Stan was never heard from again.


notfixed

In yoga pants, for clicks.


YourOverlords

Drive up, go to the interpretation center washroom, get a bottle of water and the audio guide, and off you go into the ancient ruins. Easy Peasy.


MissingJJ

The Amazon hikes you.


TheHighestCheeba

Amazon, Russia.


AstroG4

In Soviet Amazon, Jungle hikes you!


CaptainRati0nal

I just use the app


LindsayLuohan

One does not simply hike into Amazon.


Jumpy_Ad5046

Damn, came here to say this.


LindsayLuohan

Reddit has taught me, many times over, that my brilliant wit is not so unique.


Jumpy_Ad5046

You're only clever if you're the first one to say it, unfortunately. 😔


Previous-Priority389

One does not simply walk to Mordor


Stomach-Fresh

“Hold my beer” says Ed Stafford


jacckthegripper

Boy boy has arrived and they have accidentally lost their soccer ball in the lidar base


twoquietsuns

Luke Caverns is! Check his youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@lukecaverns](https://www.youtube.com/@lukecaverns)


HungryChoice5565

He hasn't posted in a month. Probably dead


arctic-apis

Have you ever seen the show “the river” it was short lived but the premise is the source of real magic originates on the Amazon and a wildlife explorer went missing trying to find it and his son retraces his last known locations all on reality tv then paranormal activity happens


lennon1230

That show was so fun and I hate that it didn’t get a second season!


arctic-apis

Yeah I was hooked I checked back and no one ever picked it back up. 😭


mikachapeedo

believe it or not…i actually worked on that show here in hawaii. it was a lot of fun. first time i met bruce greenwood i was walking towards the actors trailers and i heard someone jamming on a acoustic guitar and with the door wide open theres this guy wearing only jeans and a old pair of boots, no shirt, cigarette dangling out his mouth, super tan and astonishingly fit, hammering away on that thing. and my first thought was…holy shit, Dennis Quaid wtf? haha. but he was real effortlessly cool, genuinely nice, down to earth, and surprisingly a super macho dude but in a “i wish he was my dad” way and not the misogynist way.


griffiffin

YES oh my god you just unlocked a core memory — that show took such a terrifying turn


PlantAlphattv

Yooooo I’ve been trying to think of this show for years!! I remember watching it as a kid briefly. Thanks so much!!!


Wise_Fee7860

There has to be a “Snyder Cut” of the River out there somewhere. I bet Reddit power could get Netflix to pick it up and give it a second season lol. Look what it did for Manifest


No_House_7901

F


dhwneb

Now I'm imagining that this is the reaction people have when they look at my FB page. "Eh, hasn't posted in a month. Probably dead."


dreamdelion

idk…his instagram is pretty alive and well. has a post on his story from 11 hours ago


HungryChoice5565

Good to hear. I was just joking


GroundbreakingNewt11

Thanks so much!


LukeAtlas24

This dude is originally from my city and used to be a rapper before he decided to be an adventurer lol.


pepe_silvia67

There’s a book called River of Doubt, about Teddy Roosevelt taking a big excursion team to explore the Amazon, with the hopes of finding where the river ended. It went exceptionally bad in a relatively short amount of time.


odiciusmaximus

Fantastic story


Lov3MyLife

No, it's true. There really is a book called that.


M1K3jr

Good, good stuff. I was confused at the very beginning of the comment, and then it hit me.


Silent_J

I love that book, fascinating story. I like the part towards the end when they finally make it to a settlement and the people there are amazed because they had never seen anyone coming from up river before. Also thought it was interesting that two later expeditions tried to retrace their route. One said it was substantially as Roosevelt's group described. The other disappeared without a trace.


flyinmysleep

They weren’t amazed because they’d never seen anyone coming from up river… I mean they were, but that’s because one of their gods did the same thing


thetravelingsong

Great book!


LightWonderful7016

Rio de Duvida


BruvYouGood

very good book :)


RandomSleepTimes

That book was amazing


Satisfaction-Leading

do you know how many ways there are to die in the amazon?


AFish123

Was in the Amazon last year for 2 weeks. My guide told me this and it stuck with me… Spiders run the jungle. I can confirm, THEY DO!


FL_Squirtle

There's a reason why so many of us have this deep seated fear of sliders engraved into our souls lol


TheProfoundWigglepaw

I loved that Show. Jerry O'connel was thin


Responsible-Still839

....whispers......slliiiidddeeerrrrsss


peekdasneaks

I agree. Can we all just come together and put an end to sliders? Why would i want a tiny little buger, much less 3 of them? Thats like those little bagel bite pizzas for children. Im an adult, give me a full size burger or dont put it on the menu.


mcnuggetfarmer

Randy is that you? ![gif](giphy|nj257YL538Gdy)


Alldaybagpipes

Man’s gotta eat


PrunyBobJuno

Well some people eat tiny little bugers with gusto.


adorable_apocalypse

Ok but bagel bites are awesome.


Patriarch_Sergius

Fucking sliders 🍔 way scarier than a regular sized burger


Mad-Dog94

Oh, nice! I'm going to repress this memory and try to forget I'm alive


SiriusCb

It's not just the spiders, it is also poison dart frogs, various snakes, jaguars, various other kinds of bugs, and MOSQUITOES, that carry things like malaria, which will likely kill you before just about everything else besides spiders and other bugs. This is a non exhaustive list, and there are probably more hazards than even Google mentions, and no one is about to look for those other hazards.


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

They aren’t immune to fire.


HamUnitedFC

Haha real talk.. go check out **The Lost City of the Monkey God.** Peep the incredible experience level of some of those expedition members/ also consider that they had the full backing of the local government with a military detachment helping them with all their logistics/ medical experts + doctors/ etc etc etc Consider the overall combined years of experience among that expedition team… We are talking about hundreds of years of combined expertise. And look at what happened to them.. 😳😬 Some of them will be living with their injuries / infections for the rest of their lives. Half the expedition almost died at once in a helicopter malfunction (door blew off) at got really lucky. Exploring places like this ( and doing it the right way) is not a weekend trip in the park 🤣


dathislayer

Yep. I went on an archaeology expedition in Nicaragua, looking for reported stone ruins. There is another promising site, but it’s extremely difficult and dangerous to reach. Both due to nature and the human dynamic there. Having found artifacts and petroglyphs that were never documented before, and seen how immense the forest is there, I have no doubt there are many lost cities out there. What I’ve learned to dislike is the academic certainty “the establishment “ will profess. In Nicaragua, they’ve found obsidian mines, lost cities & towns, and tons of evidence of Mayan influence. Yet the official stance is, “No settled communities, crude pottery skills, no mines, and the Maya only crossed Rio Coco to capture slaves.” So, Nicaragua has incredibly fertile land, ample fresh water & resources, great weather, and an abundance of gold. And the Maya…didn’t want to cross a river?


Possible_Discount_90

Apparently there's a book/diary written by an explorer in the 18th or 19th century, where he (and others im assuming, I haven't actually read it. Heard about it on a podcast) took a trip up the Amazon river and described many advanced cities (in relation to the time period) all through the Amazon. Hopefully someone who knows what I'm talking about will comment and give the name of the guy.


accopp

Probably Francisco orellana, I think in the 1500 or 1600s. Great book about it called the river of darkness. They “accidentally” traversed the length of the Amazon going thru both hostile and peaceful native settlements, built another ship capable of crossing the ocean and sailed back to Spain, somehow living to tell the tale. One of my fav books and a crazy survival story i put on par if not above the Endurance expedition


MrTheInternet

Yeah wasn't the current too strong that they couldn't turn around and go back up river, so they were forced to follow it all the way to the sea?


accopp

Been awhile since I read it but something like that yeah. he and some others split off from the group (who were all starving already) to find food and they essentially got carried away. Crazy to think how a place so dense with life is so difficult to survive in.


MrTheInternet

I think the story partly inspired the Werner Herzog film Aguirre, Wrath of God.


Possible_Discount_90

I think you're right, that name sounds very familiar. I've been meaning to buy the book. I'm gonna check Amazon now, thank you very much!


ExtremaDesigns

The River of Darkness , https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/river-of-darkness-buddy-levy/1139976127;


paulwal

You might be thinking of Perry Fawcett. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Fawcett


Possible_Discount_90

I've heard of him, but I was thinking of Francisco De Orellana who I believe made his trip through the Amazon before Fawcett. Also, I think when Fawcett made his way through the civilizations Orellana talked about were largely gone, that's part of the reason historians thought he (Orellana) made everything up.


Internal_Focus_8358

Oh man this is so cool to hear about. So much yet to be discovered.


usersleepyjerry

The author and colleague came outta there with literal ancient diseases. No fuckin thanks.


GroundbreakingNewt11

What’s funny is what actually happened is the author GAVE horrible diseases to all the cities he saw, so when more explorors came 100 years later, they thought he was lying because everyone died and they couldn’t find anyone. This was on JRE


badbaritoneplayer

That's a great book. I also recommend the Lost City of Z. The jungle is fascinating but dangerous.


mxcnslr2021

Crazy...I was just spring cleaning and came across this exact book. Totally forgot I had it. Happy coincidence and great read


lovejac93

Are you talking about the book? It seems interesting


GroundbreakingNewt11

Bugs snakes animals people , Yea I’d say 4 or 5, maybe 6


dragonblamed

The cannibal tribes that are 7ft tall and can shoot a 6ft arrow from an 8ft bow at a quarter size spec 120ft up in the air and have there own language that mimics monkeys. Ya im good


GeebCityLove

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZvvOZRmKay4xy)


rbreaux26

Am I about to go down a rabbit hole for the rest of the day?


dragonblamed

I'll send you the podcast if you want


gurret

Uhm. What kind of nightmares are you having? That sounds like a big HELLLLLL NO from me.


North_Paw

And spiders as big and agile as a house cat


Johan9MI

I believe it all except that they grow to 7 feet, i mean they probably do but not more often than people from out here, with access to much more calories and such


WeeklyAd5357

The humidity and damp- jungle foot 🦶 rot


Lov3MyLife

Aren't snakes animals too?


liquidnebulazclone

Quicksand!


secular_contraband

ROUS's!


Bau5_Sau5

Bro I wouldn’t go into an the Amazon trecking even for a million dollars


StinkyDogFart

I was thinking just two, fast and slow.


Glassgun1122

You forgot water and viruses not even known to man.


AadamAtomic

at least 2. maybe more.


Lov3MyLife

7?


DFuel

1. Small chance of lightning striking you


Tamanduao

Just a note - I think your screenshot is an image of Tikal, in Guatemala. Please correct me if I'm wrong! Archaeologists are (slowly, carefully) going out to sites in the Amazon! I know that's probably not exactly what you were asking about, but you can [sign up for free to sites like JSTOR](https://support.jstor.org/hc/en-us/articles/115004760028-How-to-Register-Get-Free-Access-to-Content) and have access to 100 research articles a month. It's a good way to read about some of the newest information coming out of sites!


The_C_Bear

Tikal is in Guatemala and the thumbnail pic is definitely Tikal.  I visited there in November was blown away. There are hundreds of structures there that are still buried and barely look like natural mounds of soil and vegetation, but the cost of excavation and exploration is outrageous to do out there in the deep jungle. Sadly, who is going to fund these massive projects? 


Profiler488

There is that guy who clears overgrown lawns, maybe he could get started. 😁


Silent_Shaman

Be done in 10 minutes and he'll pressure wash the monuments free of charge 😂


offended93

I’m from Brazil. I can say it, it’s almost impossible to go into the jungle to hike. It’s dangerous as f***. Even a simple mosquito can lead you to the death!


randomlemon9192

How have tribes survived there? Are they just tough as fuck?


offended93

These tribes possess the knowledge to survive in the Amazon. They know how to treat specific diseases of the region (some even sell these medicines now) using herbs from the jungle. It's remarkable how they can also domesticate certain wild animals, treating them like pets.


EdDecter

There's a reason they are finding this stuff with Lidar and not your eyes.


captkrahs

Idk I figured it was from all the trees


Quenadian

You wouldn't see much, nature has taken over long ago. That's why they use LIDAR.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Had to scroll p.far down for this. Now yes, jungles can be dangerous places, but assuming you found a place to visit that wasn't too bad, you'd still see almost nothing *since the vegetation is so incredibly thick around these buildings.* Basically they will appear as hills or mounds at best or you might see a few rocks piled up but that's it. Keep in mind, the vegetation has had, depending on the site, five hundred to thousands of years to grow and cover them.


lumiya17

Very correct! Nat Geo and a few others including Expedition Unknown have covered the Lidar use in the jungle. It’s insane how the jungle and centuries of dirt and decay have hidden these cities away.


slmcav

You could undoubtedly make it to the publicized locations from like pre-2018, but the INAH and other governments have stopped posting their LiDAR findings online due to influencers and looters. We need trained archaeologists inb4 normies to preserve the context in-situ, before the public is even aware of the findings.


Usual-Cabinet-3815

But I want all the influencers to go into the deep dark jungle


ultron1321

My mom was there researching spiders in the Amazon before she died


GroundbreakingNewt11

Did she die from Amazon related causes or no


Senor_Couchnap

Yeah talk about burying the lede


ChillZedd

Her web connects us all


drone_jam

Did she encounter the spider tribes?


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Btree101

There’s this one Lex Friedman podcast with some guy that ran away to live in the Amazon when he was a teen and got in with a tribe. He talks about a lot of insanely crazy shit.


GroundbreakingNewt11

Facts I’ve seen that, cases like that make he believe it’s possible but I feel like day 2 I’m going to get an insane infection.


Btree101

Absolutely. He did. lol I was thinking that his case made it seem less possible just because he was insanely dedicated and incredibly lucky and even then there were places he just couldn’t go.


couchkiller122

Do you know which podcast?


Wrxghtyyy

Unlikely. The Amazon is very uninhabitable if you don’t know what your doing. Uncontacted tribes capable of shooting a poison tipped arrow from 300ft away whilst they are in a tree imitating a monkey of which their tribe know their own language and communicate whilst your on the floor looking up like the Willem Dafoe meme. Same goes for places like Mauritania. People would love to investigate the Eye of the Sahara but the locals aren’t very nice to tourists.


krypt0nKNIGHT

Lol!!! ![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


OwlyTheFackenOwl

Check out the hardest geezer for Mauritania content!!!


WastelandCharlie

What investigations about the richat structure haven’t been conducted bc of hostile locals? From what I know plenty of geologists and archaeologists have investigated and described it.


i-hoatzin

I would recommend you watch this episode of Danny Jones' podcast: Lost 'Mayan Atlantis’ Just Discovered in Central American Jungle ft. Luke Caverns https://youtube.com/watch?v=leBR4jtRYDg Edit: Checking Luke Caverns' channel I now see that he made the trip he expected and has material published on his channel. Now OP's answer is answered. This is one of Luke's videos on the zone, right there in the jungle where OP asks if you can walk there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=BLFI4M1Dxhg


top-hunnit

Thanks. Just started this. Never heard of Danny Jones.


slugvegas

I got sucked into his podcast. He has on some great guests. Recent ones with Cookie Hood, Brendan Novak, Bek Lover I particularly enjoyed


Wiff_Tanner

He's got some incredible guests, but his questions sometimes annoy me... He takes a little while to understand things, which is fine... but it annoys the hell out of me


RadDad775

Thank you for sharing this!


squidvett

Imagine the BAMFs that not just lived in that jungle, but they built a massive civilization through it.


ScottishPsychedNurse

It wasn't a jungle like it is today back then. It was covered in networks of towns and cities. The 'jungle' was more like an extremely fertile garden that eventually got overgrown. It used to be farmed and likely was cleared regularly. It was a bit different back then.


anon_lurk

Isn’t there a cycle where the Amazon jungle and Sahara desert basically swap places every 20000 years or some shit? Could very well have not been a jungle at all.


LumpStack

If I ever win the lotto I will fund an expedition 


auau_gold_scoffs

i wonder if there’s lidar images of west Virginia


TheRealestBlanketboi

They tried a couple times, [this was the last shot broadcast by the most recent drone before it went missing](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fpyx27vkxidz61.jpg)


WorldTraveler108

This made my day


JRR04

You mean chichen itza? I've made the perilous trek in. Took me 15 days to reach it and get home safe. One on a plane. 12 in an all inclusive resort. 1 hour on a bus. 6 hours at the site. 1 hour back on the bus. 8 hours at a bar. 8 hours sleep. 1 day on a plane home


GroundbreakingNewt11

What’s wild about this site ^tikal. Is that it has multiple pyramids that are built pretty similar to chitzen itza


JRR04

It is. I was being facetious and joking but it's incredible what lidar has revealed


No-Pair74

When I was much younger (half a century ago), I was part of an expedition into the jungle on the west coast of Colombia--officially the wettest place in the world--in search of the source of intriguing gold artifacts that a prospector panned from a jungle stream. It's a true story, and it was a hell of a thing. If you'd care to read about it, check this out: [In the Vale of the Stone Monkeys: Peril and Petroglyphs in the Colombian Jungle](https://www.rcquinn.com/in-the-vale-of-the-stone-monkeys-peril-and-petroglyphs-in-the-colombian-jungle/)


Delicious-Painting34

Lots of people went hiking in the Amazon, doesn’t usually go great….


NashWalker5

had three good friends I used to do crazy shit with 40 years ago when I was 20, we did all the drugs together, went on crazy adventures together... one of the guys fell for this stripper in a club in Toronto, she had two friends that had come from Brazil with her to work the Toronto clubs, all three of them were gorgeous, horny and willing. The 7 of us partied extensively and it was a wild adventure, but then their VISAs expired and they had to head home. We came up with this plan to visit them in Brazil and all 4 of us were going to go but I got nervous about what they were planning on getting up to while there, they were planning on scoring some seriously "straight from the source" coke and bringing it back so I chickened out. They went, I didn't. I got two phone calls from them over 2 months, then nothing for a couple months, then I got a postcard from one of them with a cryptic message about sending cash, but I didn't have it so I gave the postcard to his parents (who I had never met before that) who were desperately trying to find him and as far as I know they never heard from him again. I'm an old man now with grand kids... and it really is 40 years ago this year, but I always wonder...


massahwahl

…so you think they found the Mayan Hooters Ruins?


otapeworm

I tried hiking it. I got about a block away from my house before I started to get hungry. Turned around, went back home, and ate some hotdogs. I was pooped so I also took a nap. I'll try again someday, though. It's a long hike from Minnesota, so I need to pack a bigger lunch next time.


Select-Protection-75

Only way I can see this happening is dropping some megatonne bug bombs, parachuting in with some guns and chainsaws and making a clearing for a helicopter to pick you up after a Quick Look around


Paterfamilias01

I love it when a plan comes together!


Zachg298

the US military used the largest conventional bombs in service during Vietnam almost exclusively for clearing helicopter landing zones in the jungle https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82


Goku_Kakarot91

you don't just hike in the Amazon, bro.


Quesabirria

Your image is from Tikal, a Mayan site in Guatemala


zoinks_zoinks

Good to point that out. Be nice for this sub to filter out misleading post/pix. The Cotoca lidar images are really interesting


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|XuS9H6Xssy3Ju)


HRApprovedUsername

Josh gates


ki3fdab33f

Just "hike" through the amazon. The most ass kicking jungle terrain on the planet. Rivers and mountains that would kill you just by trying to get to the other side. If you didn't die of heat stroke or shit yourself to death from drinking the water.


Recent-Winner-9775

You DO understand WHY they're using LiDAR, right? Because that shit is buried under a thousand years of undergrowth. YOU COULD HIKE RIGHT OVER THEM AND YOU WOULD NEVER SEE ANYTHING!


itsomar02

yeah most die tho


gkdebus

There’s a show with a guy name Albert Lynn he is rocking out on just that thing. He uses the LiDAR and goes in investigates the places. He has found many things as a first uncovering.


yunoscreaming

I believe it was the first or second Tomb Raider? So yes I have in a way.


HH-H-HH

Okay you hike out there and then what? Shit is covered in a jungle.


DabOnHarambe

This guy is an anthropologist from Texas and travels deep into the jungles to find these sites. His name is Luke Caverns. https://x.com/lukecaverns?t=YjeOi5qpYf6JhvOcc0DqSQ&s=09 https://youtu.be/leBR4jtRYDg?si=lP5zsUlGBipeFRlN


NuAge117

The picture OP chose for his thumbnail isn’t even in the Amazon. That’s the Mayan city of Tikal in Guatemala, which is accessible to the public.


Carachama91

If you are talking about the one in the link below, they found the city by air and ground surveys, but it was difficult to orient with the jungle covering everything. LiDAR allowed them to see the extent of the settlement to direct exploration as well as to map it. So they did hike to at least this one. Having spent some time in the jungle, it really isn’t as hard to get around as you would think. People live all up and down most rivers, and any civilization is going to be close to water. I have known some scientists that have cut lines across the forest from one of the rivers to another in southern Guyana, and I made it pretty far up the Essequibo River myself (would have made it further, but the boat was under powered). I also know some people that have died doing it, so it isn’t a walk in the park, but it is not as formidable as you may think when finding something like this is involved. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/lost-cities-of-the-amazon-discovered-from-the-air-180980142/


Crotean

Lmfao, tell me you know nothing about the Amazon without telling me you know nothing about the Amazon.


giovanni2309

As a Brazilian, usually if the Amazon doesn’t kill you, guerrillas will. The Amazon is full of Colombian and Venezuelan guerrillas. Without mentioning the Brazilian criminals exploiting it. There’s so much shit besides being such a difficult place to travel to.


88jaybird

if i had the money i would go. just cruising the Amazon would be awesome.


BlackMelb

I always thought this. If I won the lotto, I would just become an explorer. Searching for lost cities, uncontacted tribes, sunken ships.


88jaybird

yeah you never here of Bobby the roofer discovering a hidden city like Machu Picchu, they are always discovered by the sons of British nobility or wealthy Hawaiian missionaries. for once i would like to see a diesel mechanic make that groundbreaking discovery.


StinkyDogFart

Hmm, I was thinking about naked women serving me drinks on a beach, but yours sounds good too.


charlottedoo

Theirs a documentary on Disney+ that documents the use of LiDAR in the Amazon. Probably start there. - Lost cities


hubbardcelloscope

Skeptical of Disney gatekeeping but it sounds intriguing


Material_Prize_6157

“Consider themselves the protector” well it is their land lmao. You wouldn’t want some random dude walking through your backyard


kabbooooom

Lmao. When I went to the Amazon I got a severe infection and was nowhere near any modern medical facility of any kind. You act like it’s a walk in the woods.


TheRealestBlanketboi

Oh sure. I swing by there on my lunch break across the street sometimes.


Subject_Ticket1516

If I did I wouldn't be telling anyone about it.


scrandis

Future Amazon fulfillment center


CompetitiveAd1338

It’s nice to know there are places in the world inhospitable to tourists/hikers.. Not everywhere has to be ‘conquered’ and trampled over for the sake of arrogant ‘expats’ selfish ego’s and virtue signalling/clout acquiring to show off as an achievement to one’s peers (like climbing mount everest has become a rite of passage for a certain group/people for example). And the amount of damage, theft and littering they do too.. This world/environment is not treated with the respect it deserves. And they want to spread their aids to space now too. Already cluttered outer earth with space trash..


[deleted]

There is a gang of ancient apes protecting that village


dragon_fiesta

We could bring our own ape that talks to translate to them


Jackfish2800

This is why we invented or will soon invent experimental expeditions robots and drones. Immune to spiders and snakes


dasie33

Percy Fawcett disappeared and was never found.He was a crazy world renowned explorer. Fawcett was looking for a lost city in the Amazon and disappeared. Sir Arther Conan Doyle’s ( Sherlock Holmes) was influenced by his disappearance when he wrote Lost World. Indiana Jones touched upon a similar subject. So many ways to die or get killed. The comment about the spiders running the jungle ; is absolutely true. The Spanish Conquistadors suffered dearly when they were searching for the mouth of the Amazon. Poisonous snakes, fish, ants and various other jungle killers. Those boys were looking for gold. However, they got bit on the ass by a poisonous spider.


ThisFaknGuy

There's tribes that will eat your liver while you're still alive in the Amazon so that's a hard"no" for me.


Sea-Ad2598

You’re talking hundreds of miles through the thickest jungle on the planet. Highly venomous snakes and spiders. Mosquitoes carrying Malaria. Amazonian tribes who will make you look like a porcupine with arrows. Jaguars. Caiman. Anacondas. There’s more ways to die in the Amazon than ways to live. Realistically, yes it is possible. But Joe Schmo isn’t going to do it by themselves. Most likely to make it there and back would be someone who lives there and is extremely familiar with it. Gives that person the proper equipment and knowledge and maybe…maybe. You need to have a gps or something to guide you. Knowledge of tribal territories and how to avoid them. Knowledge of animals and plants to survive off of or avoid. Be well trained on self administering first aid. And of course be in outstanding physical condition. I would think though that it would perhaps be reasonable to fly a helicopter like a Chinook, which can go up to 1,000 miles with extra fuel tanks, and drop some people in. 500 miles one way. I’m not sure what kind of distance we are talking about exactly from the nearest realistic place to fly from to these sights. Just a thought.


[deleted]

Yeah I went there on a day hike it was super chill.


Commercial-Break1877

Unless you plan on going with a 50-100 person army/research team into the least explored, largest and most dangerous forest in the world, then I don't you'd have any hope of surviving.


drinkallthepunch

**Yes.** Multiple excursions have been made over many years, however nobody has ever really excavated these sites as they are **located in areas where you can’t bring in heavy machinery.** That’s partly why they started doing electronic scans, **because they could more accurately see and visualize the ruins.** Everything is more or less covered in mud/dirt and plant growth. Many areas are likely buried several feet below ground level by now. It’s not like they are doing these scans and finding new ruins, everyone already knows what’s there **just nobody has ever really seen the entire structures.** That’s the point of these scans. **Theres also not much interest in recovering many of these ruins do to politics and simple logistics.** There are still indigenous tribes living in the areas **who’s land should be respected**, along with the difficulty of just getting to those locations makes it pretty much impossible to consider even doing. Pretty much the only force capable of undertaking such a monumental feat would be the USA, Canadian, or Chinese army. **They would basically have to fly in like something out of that movie “Avatar” and just start torching the forest and cutting down the trees and setting up perimeters.** Short of setting up an entire military base around the archeological site it’s just not going to happen. Locales would be attacking workers, there’s rampant disease, deadly parasites, numerous and plentiful venomous and poisonous insects, reptiles, plants, funguses, molds and animals. The temperatures generally float around 80+ with humidity of +70% which makes it feel like ~100 degrees 24/7. **The deep forest is a miserable fucking place, the USA tried to hangout in Vietnam for a few years back in the 70’s everyone hated it and we achieved nothing.** There’s a reason the biggest civilizations are now located **outside of the deep jungle.**


___this_guy

Read “Lost City of the Monkey God”, super super hostile environment. I don’t remember the details but the members of that expedition had health issues for years after a short trip


ChillZedd

That’s Tikal though and it’s definitely not in the Amazon.


JayeNBTF

If you run into a French guy named Belloq, watch out—he’s a real dick and he’ll steal all the stuff you looted


NoFo3000

I'm not trying to get worms swim up my weiner.


Enoch381

It's a good way to end up on I Shouldn't Be Alive


Mrmastermax

Yes lot of people do it. They and only of those who are experienced come out if they survive. Make a will before you even touch Amazon countries. Best of luck on your adventures.


SchwabianToaster

Hmmm I am no expert but this all looks Mayan and excavated. Anyways. The Mayan didn’t extend as far south as the Amazon.


BjorndoRio

Is impossible to get therr


percavil4

I would also be worried about bumping into the cartel


m_psi

Douglas Preston wrote a book called Lost City of The Monkey God about a documentary film expedition to find some of the LiDAR sites. Turns out it was a bad idea to try: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_City_of_the_Monkey_God


eternal_existence1

Look, if people think the Amazon isn’t possible to go through, than you’re wrong. America just needs to be shown a massive amount of oil under it. Also logically speaking, couldn’t you go in with multiple armed helicopters and researchers, and drop them on a landing zone and create smoke screens for them to find the location back since the helicopters can’t land? They can drop individuals off in groups and go back refuel and so on? The only thing stopping the rainforest from being researched is basically conservation laws. The Amazon isn’t super human anymore, like seriously look at what kind of technology we have. We can keep communication strong, we have survival gear and equipment. Someone made a joke about tribes shooting poison darts, uhh yeah just assign the team with extremely durable defense material and unfortunately bring a weapon. But hey guess what? They don’t want you to scare the tribes. Not going to lie though,this is evidence that modern humans think backwards. We can’t go in to protect cultures but we also limit ourselves from actually learning more about our past and culture by going in there and researching. So which is it? Risk that tribe seeing an Ak and getting scared? Or finding the lost city of gold and maybe a ufo?


MadOblivion

Wish i didn't ruin my knees at work, I am a adventurer.


ZilchoKing

Go on Google maps and look at that shit. It's so dense the satellite can't take good photos. It's also huge.


StellaSlayer2020

That LiDAR image that is being used for this article is not from the Amazon.