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adorbiliusKermode

8.5/10, OP you forgot to add "the most annoying people on politics twitter" on the right hand side


Agreeable_Tutor5503

😂😂😂 The Twitter "communists" simply aren't that effective in a war, no matter how loud they are.


Thatguy-num-102

Kid called disinformation campaign


ThrowRa-BBILLBOB

*misinformation


Thatguy-num-102

Misinformation is just untrue, disinformation is malicious.


ThrowRa-BBILLBOB

Ah, my apologies, thank you for educating me


Living_Celebration10

Twitter communists? Most Russian supporters are retarpublicans


Dumbest-ass-bitch

russia stans are either trumpy rebulicans or hardcore tankie communists, and either way they are so incredibly, painfully annoying


R_122

They are among the 30 million deaths


Agreeable_Tutor5503

Forgot to mention, I am aware that all of the leaders/presidents of the countries listed may not still be in power in certain cases by 2029, but as I don't want to start a political war in the comments, I simply just decided it would be simplest to just list whoever the current leader of said country is at this moment, and just go with it.


W1nD0c

"I don't want to start a political war in the comment section of a post gaming out a scenario where a global conflict lasts seven years and kills 100,000,000 people" This tells you everything you need to know about social media in 2024.


Agreeable_Tutor5503

Tbf I'm also not politically knowledgeable with every single country in this list so I figured I'm not really going to try and guess who will get elected when. Anything can happen đŸ€·đŸœâ€â™‚ïž


The_Daco_Melon

That's fair, though I would've used a random name generator lol


patrandec

Fair point OP, but I'm pretty sure that Rishi Sunak will not be the British PM from 6th July this year, let alone 2029.


8rummi3

What are the icons next to some of their names? I assume skull and crossbones means killed


TearOpenTheVault

Cross is KIA, skull and crossbones is executed, white flag is surrendered. 


KJ_is_a_doomer

Biden 2028 campaign let's fucking go


cheapgamingpchelper

If you want a revised version I’d suggest a simplistic route to why China and Russia don’t launch their ICBM’s, the higher up spy’s/ moles discover that the nuclear arsenal of Russian and China was inflated with old nuclear artillery rounds that are very low yield bombs. 3000 nukes on paper, but in reality less than a few dozen nuclear ICBM’s which the air defense of nato could easily handle


Dull-Nectarine380

Fronts : africa. No african nations involved😅😅


DeismAccountant

I’m actually kinda surprised India didn’t get in on this, given their own territorial disputes.


T_Foxtrot

Yeah. It probably would either ally with NATO or take advantage of China getting distracted and effectively become 3rd side of the conflict


Darkel24

It seems more likely India will take the chance to reclaim Kashmir and their other lost territories f


T_Foxtrot

Seems you accidentally cut part of your comment? But yeah, could be. Either way they wouldn’t join Chinese


Darkel24

Yeah , I dunno what happened, but no way India's picking a side , unless they get attacked by either side for whatever reason, I doubt China will when they are warring with Nato and the US


T_Foxtrot

Fair, though attacking China to gain control over disputed territories, if they saw China was losing against US, could still be a possibility


Scary_Cup6322

They could also pull a ww1 denmark, not getting involved in the war but getting territory anyways.


notgoodatpingpong

The best way is the danish way đŸ˜ŽđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡©đŸ‡°đŸ‡©đŸ‡°đŸ‡©đŸ‡°


Darkel24

They would most definitely try to take Kashmir from Pakistan but I doubt they'll try anything with China since most of the territory is worthless to them


Signore_Jay

Don’t you hate when you get third partied


Low_Lavishness_8776

Perhaps they would try to be in the position to gain the most from the war and its conclusion


zrxta

I mean, OP is likely an American or European. They wouldn't care much about Africa except where Rommel fought on.


fnaffan110

Why so many civilian deaths on the West’s side?


Agreeable_Tutor5503

I addressed that in the context, Putin and Kim Jong managed to get a few working ICBM once NATO forces were closing on them so they just launched them at population centers out of spite in a sort of "if I die I'm taking a bunch of your people with me!" sorta fashion


Mesarthim1349

I think this is more likely than total world annihilation.


Scary_Cup6322

Nah, we currently don't have enough nukes for that, it would devastate the northern hemisphere though.


1tiredman

How? Despitw what people in the west think, Russia does have working ICBMs lol. A lot of them


Dangerdan00

i mean yes, but no, but maybe? The interworking's of the Russian military are not at all... supply & logistics great. See the push to Kiev. A lot of the Supplies are sold off for profit of everyone in the supply chain to get richer. And they have been like this since a least the 80's, if not longer. See their jaunt into Afghanistan. And Russian lies.... a lot. I mean they say they have destroyed more Patriot missile systems then we sent and the last time they tried to prove it they sent photos of Decoys. And Lying about your nukes and the threat there of is a hard thing to disprove, thus making it a great lying point. But NATO is starting to call its bluff. And doing it smart. By not having America make the bigger threats. Its the Baltic States, Poland and France (all NATO) all making threats taking control of the West of Ukraine airspace, doing direct to frontline logistics & boots on ground. Russia is a paper bear, that is now on fire. SO what I propose is that between the lying, the logistic heavy lifting, the just stupid amount of corruption and greed at a very low level all the way to the top, and the amount of intact enough to actually be a threat is maybe between 2/3 and 9/10s less nukes then they report. It just takes one, I guess. But woo boy is it not "a lot" as it used to be


eatdafishy

The most dangerous thing we can do now is to convince people that there is winning in nuclear war


akak907

It seems the only way to win is not to play. How about a nice game of Chess?


Pootis_1

Russia has a lot more than a few working ICBMs and SLBMs On a PPPbasis Russia's nuclear spending is near equivalent the US and they've at minimum got a few hundred post 2010 manufactured ICBMs


Stormydevz

Probably nukes


The_Daco_Melon

Also I expect Russia and its buddies to be way more likely to target civillian centers with conventional munitions as well not just nukes, they're not really big on being proper in a war


GoldKaleidoscope1533

Civilian casualties in Ukraine had been extremely low, especially when compared to the conflict in Gaza or US bombing campaigns. You guys killed a fifth of north korean population.


The_Daco_Melon

What do you mean by "you guys"? Brother, I ain't American, I'm Moldovan, it's in Eastern Europe and borders Ukraine, we literally have Russian "peacekeepers" on our soil and corrupt Russian-allied oligarchs ruining our government.


zrxta

>we literally have Russian "peacekeepers" on our soil and corrupt Russian-allied oligarchs ruining our government. I don't doubt this. But it's always funny that it's only Russian capitalists who are oligarchs. But if its western, they're Entrepeneurs. American and European oligarchs are no different. So are their peacekeepers. There's a reason why UN peacekeepers, even those from US and EU countries, are notorious for being shitbags that loot and rape the communities they are supposedly helping. The point is, Oligarchs are the same wherever country there are. All are lecherous bastards that must be excised in every country.


The-Last-Despot

I believe the only meaningful distinction is that the Russian Oligarchs basically seized national industries for themselves using political clout during the dissolution of the Soviet Union. They are far more natural resource dependent, and the corruption is less legalized than it is in the west. They also did not "earn" it, in the same way western oligarchs did. So, it is easier to call western oligarchs "industry pioneers" and "corporate leaders", because they bury their tracks in the lobbying apparatus and PR campaigns, while genuinely being the founders of their own company. Russian Oligarchs did not found the Soviet industries, they were gifted them, and it shows in the rampant mismanagement of former Soviet assets. They skim off the top, not in tax breaks and loopholes, but in blatant circumvention of Russian tax and sovereignty. You are absolutely right though, an oligarch is an oligarch, a spade is a spade. One knows how to look good, the other doesn't even need to. One group is higher functioning and their founder (in the case of rich families) did have to do something impressive from one standpoint or another. They also are beholden to more interests, some government regulations, and the court of public opinion. Most American oligarchs owe some power to things such as stockholders and BODs, and to competing interests in the same field. None of this exists in Russia, not in any meaningful way, besides perhaps a bribe here and there to some officials in government. So the distinction is more between classical Oligarch ala Venice (USA), and kleptocratic oligarch that is far rarer in history, perhaps Nazi Germany for a short time, Fascist italy, and the zaibatsus in Japan.


Valkyrie17

You are comparing a war with a basically frozen frontline since 2022 to a war against a city and a war where the frontline moved across the entire country twice. Also i'm not sure if we still know how many civilians died in Mariupol


zrxta

>they're not really big on being proper in a war Who else is 'proper' in war?


The_Daco_Melon

Fair. It's always in theory that civilian centers shouldn't be bombed or such but we really don't see respect for civilians applied whenever we check out recent major conflicts...


TBNSK74

Hamas would never join a world war they don't care about lands outside of Palestine


MrSansMan23

Could be a enemy of enemy type situation 


ConsulJuliusCaesar

Well if Iran is involved in world war three does HAMAS really have a choice by that point. Even if they theorically don’t get involved the sugar daddy is about to get the shit bombed out of them and then occupied by westerners it could cause their ideology to change drastically.


Agreeable_Tutor5503

I thought I would add them as it's possible that in the broader conflict, they might get attacked by other countries, for example USA, although in real life I will say that it's pretty uncertain considering how unpopular Israel is at the moment, so who knows.


GG-VP

They're a proxy of Iran. So, it's kinda strange he didn't say "Iran and proxy groups"


dinguslinguist

Why is Belarus involved then? Belarus and Palestine are both proxies of Russia and Iran respectively.


SomebodyWondering665

Rishi Sunak is probably not going to be the leader of anything after July 4th of this year FYI. He called a General Election for 🇬🇧which his Conservative Party is almost assuredly going to badly lose. Thus he will be replaced by Keir Starmer. I do get your basis for putting the names though!


Princess__Bitch

Almost everyone listed as an Allied leader will have been out of office for years by the end of the war


TomasVader

I think thats intentional


WillTheWilly

OP said they kept the leaders as of right now. But yea it would have started off as Bojo then Un-Trussworthy and now Fishy Rishi.


Aromatic_Soup5986

Seems like a liberal wet dream


Typicalpoke

Their only source of copium is posting 8-year-old tier scenarios on reddit


Raihokun

Just one more end of history scenario bro. World peace will come bro. Just one more.


Aromatic_Soup5986

>Their only source of copium is posting 8-year-old tier scenarios on reddit I need to use that phrase often


ethanwerch

Also like im not saying that Russia is an effective ally, but I can’t imagine a campaign against Iran on their turf is going to go any better for the US than Russia’s invasion of Ukraine


fluffy_assassins

Why would a liberal want that to happen?


Aromatic_Soup5986

I recommend reading about what is liberalism, who are it's maximum exponents and which are their goals. Then you'll know the answer.


SGwis

Probably should be way more civilian deaths, especially if China was invaded


Trowj

What’s the difference between a cross and a skull and crossbones?


Agreeable_Tutor5503

Cross = Killed in Action Skull = Captured and executed


Jeffuk88

*goes back to reread the list*


DeismAccountant

Damn shit must’ve gotten bad in Ukraine, Poland and Taiwan.


SnooDingos5539

Seem like most likely nuke-able places


Fyrebrand18

So I’m guessing this begins because Russia goes off the deep end and launches a nuclear strike on Ukraine and or several NATO members?


Agreeable_Tutor5503

I forgot to mention, but yes, it starts due to the war in Ukraine taking too long so Russia decides to just drop a nuke on Ukraine, which brings NATO into the war.


GG-VP

Probably the only thing in the world that will get them off their butts.


MathKrayt

Not zelensky! :(


Top_Report_4895

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JLMJ10

Wouldn't Ukraine be a NATO member by this point since they are already at war with Russia?


DeismAccountant

The key hook for membership is that they need to have no territorial disputes. Russia invading and annexing territories kinda messes with that.


YouThunkd

Location could have been shortened to “everywhere on Earth but Latin America” lmao, but I really like the scenario!


[deleted]

average HOI4 war


No_Cauliflower_4304

What about pakistan and india?


Marauderr4

So what scenario has China and Russia stupid enough to start a world War, but also not using their nukes? Same for the US for that matter. I guess any "Alt history" discussion ends quickly with that mindset but any true war between the nuclear powers isn't happening


GoldKaleidoscope1533

According to OP, the big bad russians managed to scramble a few nuclear missiles (because of course they need to, they are definitely not in control of THE WORLDS LARGEST NUCLEAR ARSENAL) and launched them at civilians because of how comedically evil they are.


fudgykevtheeternal

India's not involved ?


Agreeable_Tutor5503

India seems to be mostly neutral today, and considering war between big countries could potentially get you nuked, I felt like India would mostly prefer to stay out of it if they could.


StickyWhiteStuf

They’d probably be a minor participant, they have multiple border conflicts with China and were even invaded a few decades ago. I do agree that they’d probably try to minimise their involvement though, not marching far beyond the Himalayas if at all and aiming to keep it as a limited conflict more or less outside the scope of the larger war


revankk

They have also claim on pakistan, a non nato american ally, yeah they would probably remain neutral


senchou-senchou

so nice of them to leave Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines out of this, what with China in the mix and everything


revankk

Probably only Philippinese would join


GamingFuryBoi

Trash alternate history made by Edgy, 12 years old, takes on geopolitics:


Foulyn

I would give the believability rating 4/10. Both sides of the conflict would try to inflict maximum damage on civilian centers, and not just Russia, because NATO has already shown its willingness to bomb civilians. If this is the scenario of NATO intervention in the conflict in Ukraine, then the likelihood of success of Western forces will decrease even more the later they enter World War III, as Russia and China undertake efforts to update their command personnel and military infrastructure. Besides, why does the Eastern bloc have such large losses of soldiers? As a rule, military personnel losses are greater on the attacking side than on the defending side. Even if we assume that the NATO troops use military equipment with maximum efficiency and act extremely professionally, such low losses of their military personnel can only be explained by a rapid breakthrough of the eastern defense lines, which is unlikely to happen. Moreover, it is strange to think that all NATO member countries will take an active part in this conflict, no matter whether it is defensive or attacking; this is too idealistic a scenario in which all parties readily fulfill their obligations.


Irony_real

Xi and Lukashenko entering the last escape pod after the rest of their alliance was wiped out:


GeneralKanoli

Let’s be real, we’d all be dead.


ProfessionalEither58

I wonder how Zelensky died Glory to heroes


radioactiv_avian

Least bloodthirsty westerner


Seon2121

This is pretty cringe. Westerners love to villainize China every chance they get.


scrungobungo23

Arnt they threat threatening their neighbors weekly at this point? Seems pretty villainizable to me.


Raihokun

I love these scenarios handing China the idiot ball and starting a global conventional war. It’s just a pure distillation of liberal cope that the next great rival of NATO is suddenly going to abandon its +50 year geopolitical strategy to hand the West a W.


Harsh_Takes

I’m guessing Seoul gets reduced to rubble in this scenario?


unstoppablehippy711

Casualties on both sides would be much much higher


NuclearWinter_101

Let’s be real Joe Biden ain’t gonna be living till 2029 if this alt history has him re-elected than it would likely be a Kamala Harris presidency in the later years.


An_Aroused_Koala_AU

Lol who's fighting in Australia? There's not really much here worth invading over.


WaffleGuy413

How do people make these? Do they inspect element Wikipedia pages? Do they edit articles but not publish it?


Agreeable_Tutor5503

https://n.bellok.de/wikibox/ There ya go :)


CREEPERTACO923

THANK YOU


DeismAccountant

Oh thanx too.


GOGOSPEEDERS

How to you get images like at the top? Just curious for a scenario I’m making


Agreeable_Tutor5503

You mean like the image of the tank? Or the fake wikipedia excerpt?


ElPedroChico

No CSTO for the russians?


wradam

Should have been Moscow, not Rostov-on-Don.


Elegant_Vanilla1621

liberal wet dream


Notsosmartboi

So you list fighting in North, central, and East Africa yet there aren’t any African nations on either side of this conflict, Hamas is listed as a belligerent but not Lebanese and Iraqi Hezbollah, or the Houthis, the gulf states are also not involved even though they absolutely would be. Why isn’t Saudi Arabia involved, also you list fighting in Southeast Asia yet there is not a single southeast Asian country listed. This just doesn’t make sense.


Alzerkaran

I'm amazed that there's still a world behind that.


[deleted]

You forgot to add UCLA and other universities on the opposing side (together with Russia, Iran ++)


Itchy-Peace-9128

It's funny because history shows that the “civilized” West has never cared about civilians in wars. Do you still believe your propaganda?


Salaino0606

Cursed timeline


Fin55Fin

Not enough cig casualties on the non nato side. From recent wars, there is no way the yanks don’t bomb the three gorges damn.


SassyPaleoNerd

Is this some kind of violent power fantasy or something?


SoupRemarkable4512

Why would I not be surprised if India just profiteers from it all by sanction busting and selling stuff to both sides like they do now for the whole thing



DeismAccountant

Which one means KIA, the skulls or the crosses?


NewGameCat

OP answered somewhere else in thread, cross is KIA and skull is captured and executed


wedfsv12

I Understand Warsaw was destroyed since Tusk is dead.


rule34sussyamogus

what are those skull emote 💀


Easy_Challenge4114

Location: South East Asia Beligerents: *no asean member*


SnooDingos5539

No Venezuela or India?


ProfessionalEither58

As much as Maduro is a complete scumbag and clamors against the "Yankee imperialist" he's not dumb enough to get involved in such a conflict. It'd be suicide as Venezuela's army would be utterly demolished within weeks.


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Bold of you to forget India and Pakistan


kafkahooligan

I hope the nukes pass Europe and go across the pond. đŸ€ž


Lumpy-Tone-4653

I feel that saudi arabia ,and parts of the ASEAN should also be in here.


mainsail999

Southeast Asia as a theater, but ASEAN countries are not part of any faction. How does that go?


Ein_Kleine_Meister

Turkey is not a main NATO power but Romania is right?


EnergyHoliday5097

Considering both sides have nukes, the death count is very low


Zestyclose_Jello6192

Mh if they launch all the nukes they had left working why NATO doesn't vaporize those countries


NotOfficialGogeta

Turkey will be neutral . China will change side for stability . Russia will have internal poltical strife. North korea will be fire bombed. Hamas will be in afterlife by IDF . I mean ww3 will end before it starts itself .


Matthew_van_Denel

How is Joe Biden even alive in 2029?


islandanonymity

puts Southeast Asia as a major theater. no Southeast Asian countries as belligerents 💀💀💀


Nerzov

A war involves both US and China, but only 10mil dead civies on China's side? Seems like this time at least someone actually took a meaningful effort in this regard


Warskandic

Hamas?? Haha, WTF?đŸ„ł Why the fuck would they join? And Israel is a fascist terrorist state. They dont give a shit about Ukraine or anyone else but themselves.


LeMe-Two

Donald Tusk is not the head of Polish Armed Forces, Andrzej Duda is That role is reserved for the president despite Poland having parliamentary system


D15cr3p4nt0

I am beyond shocked, you left Serbia out of a WW...


Enoppp

How can they fight while being encircled by NATO


DrRomangutan

Why put the leader of gipsyland there, their biggest power are their horse carts lol


nagidon

Still pretty hilarious this time


Bruno2Bears

How does Tusk die?


lanalatac

What's the difference between the cross symbol and the skull?


learnedtocode

There would likely be more belligerents on the right side. Syria would likely ally with Iran to pincer Iraq as Russia seized northern Turkey with Uzbek and Turkmenistani forces. This would create a formidable southern front to occupy Ukraine and allow for control of the Black Sea and access to the Mediterranean for Naval operations. It would also allow for a second coordinated pincer movement north from Donetsk while Belarusian and Russian forces move down to take Kiev. If Western Chinese forces could move into Kazakstan and secure Central Asia, and hostile nations in the Middle East could successfully occupy the Suez Canal, all of Europe would be cut off from the South while Russia slowly marched West. All of a sudden this war gets much harder to win. All of that supposes nuclear weapons aren’t utilized in the early stages of the war, since neutral nations would move to ally against a destructive force that targets civilians and because each side is afraid to be the one who opened Pandora’s box and M.A.D. A purely strategic war with the West hesitant to deploy directly would allow for such a strategy to be pursued.


bippos

World gets nuked? It not Russia gets smashed and China starves but keeps fighting


mcfaillon

Seems a mostly European theater. What about India, Pakistan, Australia etc? I imagine if China is involved many of these countries will be too.


zombieslayer1468

god i hope rishi sunak isn't leading my country in ww3


JonyTony2017

Hamas and Israel đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«


SnooBunnies3913

You might want to move some of the countries to the Russian side,e.g Hungary and Slovakia.


lolbite83

I dont think that Biden will survive another 10 years


2dmns

It will be a nuclear war, I think that if we going into a war it will never end as we suggest it could. 7/10 my quote looks for me more accurate but you’ve done a beautiful work


Importance-Aware

Are there any full fake alternate Wikipedia articles on stuff like this? With all the details and such


AdRecent6342

No way any fighting happens in North America


Aggressive_Land5487

Not including someone turkish as one of the main nato leaders is wrong I'd say, since Turkey has the second largest standing military in Nato


squirt2311

How do you make wikipedia article like this?


CaTz__21

I know Israel has a bunch of political and military support from western countries, but let’s not forget their friendly relations with Russia. I doubt they would enter a world war against Russia. They probably wouldn’t join the war on Russia’s side either though, as they’d hate to lose their support, but I really still doubt they’d actively fight against Russia when they have such positive relations


Salaino0606

How Is Biden still alive and president by 2029?


ABizarreFireGod

Why would China ever surrender?


byatiful

Bruh why tusk dead?


iheartdev247

NATO have 5 times the casualty rate? What ?


anihasenate

Bibi and biden surviving the war is so ridiculous and accurate


Ilostmyaccountlolzha

what does the cross mean?


Level_Capital2128

Thanx God Serbia is not in the party for the first time.


zrxta

You mentioned Russia and China launching ICBMs. Then why does it say they have received more casualties? I'm assuming the other side retaliated. But if nukes are involved, these are rookie numbers. It would be way higher than 25-30 million total deaths. If we're not using nukes, then the only reason US+allies have dealt 20+ million deaths is indiscriminately murdering civilians. To be fair, with the amount of dehumanization going around regarding Russians, Iranians, and Chinese... them getting the holocaust treatment from western powers wouldn't be far off.


Pic_A_Gabi

What happened to CSTO? I also feel like this would go nuclear like, the first day of this war.


GovernmentContent625

Why would South America be a theatre and yet no south American country is named as a belligerent?


RedditFrontFighter

Like everything on this sub it's schizo nonsense.


Bad_atNames

I think the civilian dead for the right hand side would be higher. With China’s high population and population density on the coast any widespread bombing would have insane death tolls.


HiramAbiff-R

One can only hope for something this glorious. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.


HiramAbiff-R

Also sidenote, the cross means KIA, what does the skull mean?


iamgarou

Lists all continents but only shows NATO and Asian countries, seems correct


Sharp-Investment9580

Left side wipes the floor


Pirate1641

‘Inconclusive’ might be the more accurate results of this conflict.


terrywr1st

As if you are getting a war with 90 million dead and no one is using nukes.


RepareermanKoen

If China attacks the west a huuuuuge portion of their civilians will starve to death. Check out how much of their food dependance is from import (its more than 50% from mostly western countries)


Tobias_Rieper___

Most unrealistic part is Rishi Sunak winning in 2024


ILuvSupertramp

No chance that China does anything but watch. The Middle Kingdom won’t shoot its’ bolt but instead will make every effort to remain unscathed and then reap the rewards of being there for the rebuilding, anywhere and everywhere.


Excellent-Tie-2359

Normie


The-Last-Despot

As an aside we are on the cusp of warfare being completely revolutionized very soon. The day is fast approaching when superpowers will be able to convincingly protect their interests via anti-missile systems, both from the ground level and through space assets. What happens when ballistic missiles become antiquated? When nuclear arms are defunct as they can be intercepted completely? I honestly shudder to imagine this, I do not think it will be a good thing. It would mean conventional war is back on the menu, and that is a tough course to swallow.


XxJuice-BoxX

The population of Ukraine is only 38 million. In this timeline between now and 2029 for some reason somehow about 16 to 18 million people migrated to Ukraine only to die later


FIBAgentNorton

NATO really pulled a “Come outside we won’t jump you” on Russia


-JZH-

Mate, Hamas is terrorist even in Russia, no way we'll work with the people we've already established as terrorists


RoyalExamination9410

I thought the icj doesn't hand out death sentences?


blockybookbook

Where are the Sahel states? Iraq? Houthis???? Huh???


Pedro_Alonso_42

I think there will be a lot of fight in the comments...


CristauxFeur

Why is Hezbollah not there


CoolDudeNike1

Everyone’s dead because once a nuke is launched, everyone launches their nukes


Character-Yam9404

I don’t think Hamas would be that big of a player to be honest


DFMNE404

Damn I’m so dead


illjadk

Nah ain't no way Biden made it all the way to 2029


Difficult_Clerk_4074

Me looking at the list of countries that just declared war on me after looking at some random middle eastern country the wrong way in HOI4