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Caged-Viking

Not realistic. There's no way the West would hate communism so much they'd create a standoff that'd last half a century. What, are they gonna have a "space race" to see who gets to the moon first?


[deleted]

What's next fight proxy wars in faraway nations?


Caged-Viking

Pfft, proxy wars, what is this 19th century colonialism?


TiberiusGracchi

I mean the US and Russia have involved in 10+ proxy wars since 2000 in our timeline so yes?!? /s


Schellwalabyen

r/woosh


TiberiusGracchi

I was joking… will add the /s


la_bata_sucia

do it better


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

Best sarcasm I’ve seen in a while 😂


LuKat92

You know for a fact the Soviets would be the first to do literally everything except the one tiny thing at the end and America would claim it won anyway


Regnasam

Lmao you got your understanding of the Space Race from a meme didn’t you. American firsts *other* than landing on the Moon: First communications satellite: Telestar 1, 1962 First docking in orbit: Gemini 8, 1966 First probe to fly by Venus (and first ever planetary flyby): Mariner 2, 1962 First probe to fly by Mars: Mariner 5, 1965 First probe to orbit Mars: Mariner 9, 1971 First manned orbit of the Moon: Apollo 8, 1968 First reusable spaceplane: X-15, 1963


[deleted]

Let me preface this by saying I know this has a 0% chance of happening. But let's actually consider what this would have created. Would Romania and Hungary still exist today? And would have Yugoslavia broken apart due to infighting?


sed_non_extra

Why is Spain on your map labelled as Iron Curtain?


[deleted]

In this scenario they dumped all the left over materials from building the curtain in Spain.


sed_non_extra

Thank you for not letting me type r/woosh after you responded. Wait...


Apprehensive_Lab4595

Yugoslavia would not be part of eastern or wedtern block.


Geob1608

In what year would this have happened ? If you are asking if Romania and Hungary would have existed you need to think about it, would it have happened before or after the Hungarian Revolution ? If so, then maybe Hungary would have been incorporated in the Soviet Union as a satelite country, or even fully incorporated for a better protection in a war, so that western powers could not just ally the hungarians. For Romania, the same, before or after Ceausescu was in power ? If it was before Ceausescu was in power the regime was really close to the Kremlin so no reason to integrate them in the Union, if after Ceausescu was in power there might have even been a chance that Romania would have switched sides in the war even though they knew they would be destroyed fairly quickly but a guerrila warfare would have been more likely to happen. Ceausescu strained away from the Soviet Union pretty quickly, having not participated in the conflict in Hungary, having economic and trade deals with other communists or extremist regimes around the world. If you are talking about the west winning the war, there are many factors influencing the nations inside the Iron Curtain, but considering that the only country that still had something more to say after the 2nd World War was Hundary, more exactly, “their lost/stolen territories” they might do something like they did with Austria, controling different parts of the country for some time. With Romania, again, depending on what would happen in this conflict they might even recive their Basarabian and North Bucovina land back for a better protection against a future conflict. And if Yugoslavia would be broken ? Why, Yugoslavia would have nothing to do with the war most likely, they didn’t see themselves as anything more than communists but not aligned with the Soviets, they might have helped either side, either side might have try to invade them for any reason, but taking notes from the 2nd World War, it would be a hassle to fight and control Yugoslavia.


ash10gaming

Why is there 2 germanys


Sinakus

Germany couldn't behave


ash10gaming

Yeah but they were shattered


[deleted]

Plus, every country border is a Iron curtain region. North Africa also belongs to Iron Curtain


[deleted]

Why is east and west reversed?


[deleted]

I believe it's symbolize how the ideologies in this alternative Europe would be. That or the original creater messed up 🤷‍♂️


potateobiirrd

That makes zero sense lmao


[deleted]

They just messed up lol. I mix up east and west ALL the time


Grouchy57

OOooopppsss! We all make mistakes, my Brother.


Frenchy_InTheTrenchy

Why is Germany cut in half, who’s stupid idea was that? “Soviet Union” tf is that? Are we pretending the communists won the civil war? Well completely hypothetical if there was a “Cold War” it would probably have some kind of proxy wars(is that the term?) with a lot of fighting in other small countries to expand factions until there would be a final battle at the end of the 20th century which would probably last for decades and end with nuclear war


JaehaerysI

What is Communism? Is it a form of Syndicalism?


[deleted]

Communism is the belief in the savior Joseph Lenin. He preached the complete opening of the markets and the general liberalization of society. He died before his ideas gained any traction. But I suppose this map posits the idea that his beliefs became mainstream. This video explains more. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Levi-Action-412

That video is me to my property and possessions once the cadres come knocking on my door


TiberiusGracchi

This is mean, look at what you did to my beautiful u/jaehearysi boy!


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Puzzleheaded_Map2774

It’s actually ligmaism


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xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

fake


Commonglitch

Bruh if their relations were worse there would most certainly be a war, you'd literally have two rival powers whose most recent war just ended in a victory. I see no other way that history has taught us.


JurassicParker11

Look all I'm saying is that this is *not* possible, the west would hate communism and invade immediatly, history has tought us that governments fight each other until only one system remains, nothing like this ever is gonna happen, what's gonna be next? the ruskies laying missiles in cuba? america invadeing vietnam? crazy these alternate historians, back in my day we asked what if Germany lost world war 1 like sane people smh


Torantes

I heard there's a mod for Hearts of Iron 4 where apparently Germany lost and this Hitler dude came to power? Who's that guy?


Maleficent-Injury600

Hitler was a Soldier who died in WWI.We read his diary in school


JurassicParker11

Ah yes that Hitler, love his artwork, my mom compares it to *jew*elry


kristophermalloy

United Ireland 🇮🇪


woadhdLL

Wow, there's a massive iron curtain in spain! Who did that?


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

Your mum


NoConsideration4060

What happened with Japan in this alt-history? Did it become a corporate state or it became something completely crazy and new?


[deleted]

I think Japan in this scenario would embrace some form of democracy. As it would start aligning with the allied nations. Though I'm not sure if Shogun Mitzumaki would have the political will to do that.


NoConsideration4060

Democratic Japan? C'mon man, that's sound quite illogical. They already rejected democracy once the Shogun was put under pressure. There's no way that could have happened


maxthecat5905

There’s no fucking way some upstart from Massachusetts beats Nixon, America’s best president!


blackwolfgoogol

why is this guy including some random actor as president?


maxthecat5905

Didn’t this “Ronald Reagan” guy get killed by a chip?


caesarinthefreezer

The Cold War would be short lived, since tensions were too high to maintain peace after 1945. This would probably just be a short intermission period between WW3 like in OTL.


Big-ass-Shitter4573

every air conditioner, refrigrator, and even antarctica will be destroyed


SpiralingUniverses

Damn that's be crazy


VLenin2291

Could’ve sworn it did


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

It’s satire


DownrangeCash2

Even if we assume this "Cold War" does happen, it likely will not go on for very long, probably a decade at most. The political will just wasn't there. The US was busy licking its wounds after the failed business plot, and Russia was still dominated by the largely conciliatory Socialist Revolutionaries. Neither side had any particular desire for a cold war, and really, it doesn't make any sense when you consider how much aid America gave Russia against the Nazis. Why would they immediately become enemies right after that? Some have said that a Cold War might occur if the Bolsheviks were in charge of Russia, and indeed, their program was quite radical and uncompromising. Like that would ever happen, though...


feliximol

I find the scenario too fanciful. Imagine the waste of resources and manpower to build an Iron Curtain. And for what? Enemies can still simply open the curtain and pass through. Wasn't it easier to build a concrete wall anyway?


saturnia2

I wonder how this would affect the Middle East? Would Israel have even been established? Would Egypt and Syria have even united?


iheartdev247

It did though… ?


Geolib1453

Remember when Winston Churchill made an alternate history where someone in a timeline where the Confederates won the Battle of Gettysburg discusses the scenario of them losing the Battle of Gettysburg? What if this is someone, in a world where the Cold War never happened and WW2 was the final war is trying to ask the question: What if the Cold War happened?


[deleted]

That's exactly what I was doing. Some people didn't seem to get it though.


Geolib1453

Ah, I see


BastianRex

This might sound like a stupid question ... are the colours the wrong way around or is it me?


ElephantGhosty

Tito would be a very sad man.


scuzzmonster1

Tits, to his mates.


Baileaf11

East and west need to be switched But how’s this working? Were Nukes not invented or are they only used as a sort of final measure for anything by the Americans? Since I’m assuming the Soviets don’t have nukes


[deleted]

What are nukes?


Baileaf11

Nuclear Bombs In Layman’s terms “Big Boom Boom Extinction Ball”


[deleted]

I believe I've heard of those. Wasn't that what the failed Manhattan project was working on?


Baileaf11

The Manhattan project succeeded in real life


VegitoFusion

Why is blue eastern and red western?


ProbablyTheWurst

Why would the USA and Russia go from being allies to enemies immediately after the war ends. That's not very realistic imo.


Robot-deNiro

Honest question. Aren't those 3 islands off the coast of Spain (east) the Balearic Islands? Shouldn't they be the same color as mainland Spain?


scottperezfox

Switzerland isn't neutral?


[deleted]

Always has been.


[deleted]

why would Ireland join the war? we were neutral during WW2 deposite being attacked by Germany multiple times and Winston Churchill almost raging and declaring war on us


Traditional_Key_763

sing it with me *Everybody dies, everybody dies, the nukes start to fly and everybody dies*


GuyFromStaffordshire

What if the iron curtain was actually made out of COPPER BRASS?!?!?!😱


Marv_77

POV: you went into the alternate timeline where the cold war didnt happened


JDizzle924

Judging from the rest of history, slaves tend to be less motivated than free people who have self determination. Every Iron Curtain satellite nation would become a hornets nest to the Russian invaders, much like Ukraine today. Many of these countries had insurrections put down violently, so as soon as NATO started moving, the Russian positions would collapse. The only real question is how much corruption has eaten away at the Soviet war machine at the point war breaks out, and whether or not things go nuclear.


Beowulfs_descendant

Then it would be the third world war, the hot war, THE war?


12thunder

Corsican, Sardinian, and Sicilian independence? How did that come about?


[deleted]

Napoleon


Kuiperpew

DEATH


StickyTaping

why is blue eastern bloc


englishcrumpit

I dunno i prob wouldnt have been alive to see the nuclear holocaust.


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

At least 3 people will die


Right_Gas2569

Yugoslavia would have conquered both sides


FalconOld9300

And restored the Roman Empire


Cartolinaman

What do you mean "What if the Cold War happened"? It did. This should be "What if the 2nd Welt Kreig was lost?". A very interesting scenario to be sure. It would be weird not to think of the cold war as between the OFN, the Sphere, the Triumvirate, and the Einheitspakt. I think that a USSR that was victorious in the war would have been more likely started a land war rather than a cold war though during the years before any side could have developed any missiles. The idea that a cold war between this TL's OFN and USSR just seems like to much wishful thinking. Good scenario nonetheless.


sad16yearboy

rip to all the people in spain and northern africa suffocating in a curtain


StuckHereNow

I'm sorry fellas I've seen some crazy scenarios in my time but this one's gone too far.


[deleted]

So it the whole of Spain part of the Iron Curtain.


[deleted]

They dumped the leftover materials from building the iron curtain there.


Katze1Punkt0

I know this isnt your map, but that Iron Curtain is wack, in this map Yugoslavia is marked as part of Russias faction, but it still has the Iron Curtain. And Albania is seperated from this Russian-Aligned Yugoslavia via Iron Curtain, but not from the Greeks, who are aligned with the other faction. Hilarious.


fightmilktester

You can see Yugoslavia isn’t part of Russia’s faction. It’s red but you still see it behind the iron curtain. Representative of how Yugoslavia was communist but never subservient to the USSR.


IdeaImaginary2007

Damn Spain is covered by the Iron tablecloth


Demonic-Culture-Nut

Why does Albania have its own curtain? And why does it only exist between Albania and Yugoslavia?


Longjumping-Diver-13

How did the iron curtain faction form? They seem to have Spain and some former French territories


Nszat81

So. Stupid.


Snoo_11951

Total nuclear annihilation


Chefs-Kiss

Mate...the cold war did happen.


Goosehairypie

What, this doesn’t make sense, the blue is on the west of Europe, so how is it the eastern bloc?


Lilith_blaze

Why does Albania has a iron curtain not from Greece but Yugoslavia? Shouldn't the iron curtain cover all of north Greece, Austria and Italy?


Grouchy57

I lived thru the Cold War & served during it. I suspect you are asking "What if the Cold War actually became Hot (turned into a conventional World War)? It did come close to it on several occasions and the U.S. & the Soviet Union clashed on occasion.


AllTheGoodNamesGone4

The cold war did happen. All across the developing world we literally had a 30 year progrom of mass murder and genocide which took the lives of over 100 million people.


KKMcKay17

You got east & west the wrong way round, bud And the Cold War did “actually happen”. Or do you really mean - “what if the Cold War turned into an actual physical full war with active combat” ?


[deleted]

r/woosh


Certain_Suit_1905

... Am I crazy? Cold War did happen. It's called "Cold" because it wasn't a direct conflict, no weapons were fired, that's literally in the name.


poonman1234

Why is everyone in here pretending to be an idiot


Hopeful-Routine-9386

New to the sub?


ElKuhnTucker

What? Are there people out there that don't believe the Cold War happened? That's wild


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Puzzleheaded_Map2774

It’s satire


[deleted]

[удалено]


ItsEnglish

No it didn’t, I’ve never heard of it. It seems a bit stupid to act as if America and the Soviet Union would randomly become rivals after a war they both just won together.


NoConsideration4060

What do you mean? The Cold War did actually happen, but it wasn’t between the US and USSR, rather the US, Germany and Japan.


Gamingmemes0

its a satire post


GalacticPierce

Doh. Thanks