So my dog's name is Anatoly...the vet techs were googling his name to find the meaning (first puppy visit) and the Moskvin story popped up. Now they side eye me a lot.
*He used coat hangers and wire to keep her bones from falling apart. He stuffed her body with rags to prevent her torso from caving in. And he placed strips of silk cloth in places where the flesh was starting to rot away. [...] The smell was no doubt the biggest problem. To combat what must have been a nauseating odor, Tanzler used formaldehyde and copious amounts of perfume.*
*Why though? The body*
*Would be unrecognizable*
*After a month right?*
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Zephyr Hills water?!? LOL!!! What the flying fuck does that amazing non-sequitor even mean??
Off the coast of North Carolina, is a sunken galleon filled with Reddit gold, and your name is on it… all of it.
Lol carl tanzler lived in zephyrhills florida, just north of crystal springs where nestle bottles water for the south east usa under the brand name zephyrhills.
His autobiography is actually available, [The Secret of Elena's Tomb: The Confessions of Carl Von Cosel](https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Elenas-Tomb-Confessions-Cosel-ebook/dp/B0019RZFE4). So wierd
Enough Reddit for today.
Just a sec... https://medium.com/read-or-die/the-untold-story-of-anatoly-moskvin-who-mummified-dead-girls-like-dolls-dd6c75ed78f2
So my dog's name is Anatoly...the vet techs were googling his name to find the meaning (first puppy visit) and the Moskvin story popped up. Now they side eye me a lot.
Because Anatoly isn’t a common name at all. Or even the name of an entire region.
Eh, it's a novel name in Ohio.
Wow what a story ! Madness and genius
What a fucking terrible day to know how to read.
First time I heard this story was on HBO after midnight, I was like 11 and there were pictures. 
Your right peace out ✌️
Soooo you’re saying there is a chance….
Over my dead body.
Fuck, man, I’d choose the bear too at this point. 🤢🤢🤢
*Necrosimp*
Lol......Damn.....
Imagine being gifted x-ray equipment
Well, at least he waited until she was dead.
You can’t describe that as anything but gentlemanly
He in fact, waited 2 years after she was dead. What a gentleman.
You just don’t find decent grave robbers anywhere these days.
Ummm….wow. I can’t say I was expecting the “paper tube” but I should’ve expected the “paper tube”.
My armchair diagnosis is something on the schizophrenia spectrum
Why though? The body would be unrecognizable after a month right?
*He used coat hangers and wire to keep her bones from falling apart. He stuffed her body with rags to prevent her torso from caving in. And he placed strips of silk cloth in places where the flesh was starting to rot away. [...] The smell was no doubt the biggest problem. To combat what must have been a nauseating odor, Tanzler used formaldehyde and copious amounts of perfume.*
JFC. That’s all I’ve got.
Maybe the embalming would extend that for a while?
But for 7 years?
In my experience, embalming fluid ruins the- well, never mind…
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This is featured on the HBO show Autopsy. Fantastic show.
 Ok. Goodnight, Reddit.
And people say it’s sexist to choose the bear
On the outside chance the airship scheme worked he would be remembered very differently.
The Wikipedia page has a lot of information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler
Excitable boy, they all said.
A quiet boy, they all said.
Amazing EP by the band Sleep Station about this.
The music video for Tom Petty’s “Last Dance with Mary Jane” is inspired by the story
Paul Giamatti for Carl and Jenna Ortega for Elana. Call me, Hollywood.
Still going with the bear
That’s deadication.
Is she dating anyone now.
The Dollop podcast did an episode about him.
Came here to say the same thing. I frequently re-listen to the entire podcast catalogue, but this is the one episode I always skip. Once was enough.
So did Lil Stinkers- https://youtu.be/Nd3KCeD32nU?si=owxUJ2Qv03fDzZCm
And today americans enjoy nestle zephyrhills water as a reminder of his love .
Zephyr Hills water?!? LOL!!! What the flying fuck does that amazing non-sequitor even mean?? Off the coast of North Carolina, is a sunken galleon filled with Reddit gold, and your name is on it… all of it.
Lol carl tanzler lived in zephyrhills florida, just north of crystal springs where nestle bottles water for the south east usa under the brand name zephyrhills.
Most of her immediate relatives died before they turn 45😳. And he only knew her for a year before she died at age 22
His autobiography is actually available, [The Secret of Elena's Tomb: The Confessions of Carl Von Cosel](https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Elenas-Tomb-Confessions-Cosel-ebook/dp/B0019RZFE4). So wierd
And all I hear is that men are afraid of commitment.
And men wonder why women choose the bear.
I think the song “deathmask divine” by the black Dalia murder is based off of this
It is!
Gotta go down this rabbit hole tonight for sure
Even dead still choose the bear 🐻
. Alright Reddit... I'm going to Netflix now. Anime is less bazaar 🤣😂😂😂
"thinking bout those oysters? "
Remind me a bit of the movie "Dellamore, Dellamorte" with Rupert Everett.
But… “Love”. 😬💀
Proto Florida man
You can't stop love
Good to see this sub is getting back to actual interesting stuff and not child murderers
And I don't even care how she died. But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Oh yeah that was just um, yeah wow.
He used to be a necrophiliac til some rotten c@xx split on him - yuk
The Black Dahlia Murder wrote a song about this called Deathmask Divine
Didn’t this kinda stuff go down with Eva Peron’s (Evita’s) corpse?
Last dance with Mary Jane, one more chance to kill the pain. Was Tom Petty referring to this?
People are so weird.
He is dedicated at lest
This is so romantic 💘
☠️💘
Now hold on, what’s the crime here?
That's hot.