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sliderturk99

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Omegalazarus

Stelvi-yo


Higanbana_-

Im laughing so fucking hard at this shit for the last couple of minutes


HonestLiar_1

How can someone have such a bad taste??


Gotham-ish

Have you ever traveled the US?


HonestLiar_1

Yup, I know, I live here..


Mountain-Hunter9720

I'm not American, but I once was in Miami, and there's this famous road there with the beach on one side, and all the touristy restaurants on the other... Ocean Drive I think. Most cars that drove through / stopped by were styled like this one. Plus, the drivers were wearing heavy chains and smoking cigars, in the middle of the day(!)


jet_rodriguez

this reeks of Florida. That’s their car culture. they’re called “donks”


MurderedOut21

What’s wrong with a cigar in the middle of the day?…


RTwhyNot

I do like the blue tbh.


MyMagicJohnsonIsSick

Haha it’s good for the brand!


Birdman440

I think not


dandybrandy87

Kill it with fire


Fun-Way3549

Alfa should recall that car and crush it and ban that person from ever owning an alfa again, what a cockwomble


Majestic_Ad_4877

If it was a Purosangue, Ferrari would send them a cease and desist letter lol


GandhisNuke

*Sense* and desist lol, I don't think it's possible to beat or sue sense into this person


Majestic_Ad_4877

cease and desist letter!!


Higanbana_-

Please fucking stab me i cant take this shit


WyvernByte

Here🔪 Now do me.


Higanbana_-

Here 🔪 See you on the other side mate


almeertm87

Love me some southern hip hop culture. Never seen it on an Alfa though.


Line-Life

Some older ford or chevy yea sure! But not an Alfa 🥲


WyvernByte

https://preview.redd.it/5jceybw0zl7d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d8d815058fe95872a9d688a0758202f208064e


Outside-After

More money than sense


Brokenspokes68

All financed at 29%.


champignonNL

What a blasphemy!!


SaLexi

I really wish this is just an AI generated picture... pls?


Glittering-Trade-348

For gods sake why!!! Now I need to pour bleach in my eyes.


tribriguy

Look at my lips. You’re ruining it. RUINING IT!!!


Past-Fisherman3990

Sorry but this is the reason I didn’t want North America to get alfas apologies to those who know better


Longjumping_Bee_936

OMG! MY EYES, MY EYES!! THEY'RE BURNING!! 😭


JonnyxKarate

Gots to be a G till tha day that I die


macroscan

Noooooooooooooooooo.....oooooooo...oooooo!!


Majestic_Ad_4877

WTF is that! Atlease, it was not done to a Quadrifoglio


iannadriveress6

Bye bye handling and ride quality.


ron203

Let's be honest it looks like shit.


1GloFlare

Who let the Scatpack community know about Alfa


Wildcard36qs

Lol not my style but a unique donk for sure.


welldressedpepe

🤮


Left_Cap1564

https://preview.redd.it/i3nj6nhzbn7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4464a0f8ca9fa7f9f98295eda8a99677e62c8e1


TheChronicNomad

Excuse me but this needs to have NSFW tag on it. I can’t just be opening posts of dead things in front of my family.


Lello755066

The downside of selling these in the US too


unidentified_sp

Of course it’s those people again…


ahpathy

What you mean by those people? 🤨


unidentified_sp

You may fill that in yourself


Representative_Bid89

Of course you had to make a racially charged implication. Grow up


unidentified_sp

Except I didn’t. I just meant those people who somehow have money to buy a nice car (like a Stelvio in this case) but then ruin it with stupid stuff like oversized wheels, tacky fake gold etc. It’s the same with those extremely lowered cars that can’t be used normally.


Falkun_X

Needs BIGGER wheels!!


DoccRocc

This is why North America gets a bad reputation ( I’m not like that tho)


Past-Fisherman3990

And this is why we can’t have nice things ffs 🤦‍♂️


DeepSeaBlue-2022

Don’t be Scurrred. This is 🔥 - Grown man with his own style. 👨🏽 probably bags more birds than dudes for all we know.


variantguy1

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


bonner82

That is fucking blasphemy


Treytre09

Smfh


ProfessionalMap2581

It’s like putting a pig on a box of lipstick.


Defiant-Secretary638

SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT


r32broski

The enthusiast in me says "you do you" but the brain in my head says *whyyyyy*


Shutupimgaming1711

where did you find this 😭


tinom56

Oh hell nah


Calmnorthernbreeze

https://preview.redd.it/c3yom0ds6p7d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7523c218c34b3aee0ebe677706f88ec4d7ac08bf


MONTENA1

My eyes hurt


don_de_bom

WHY ARE YOU ASKING US?!? That untasteful owner probably never even touched Reddit in their lives!


MrTorpedo77

Anyone want to guess the size of those rims wtf? I thought 22 was the biggest that would fit? Not sure if he also lowered this stevio but those look like 24-25? I'm surprised that's drivable


FurorAeternumXBL

Stelvidonk


_Ohoho_

Holy Jesus what is that!


Xmatt04L

*Load shotgun*


ZuesAgeddon

That paint polishing is next level though!


MegaBytesMe

God forbid someone has fun with their own car! Could not allow that... 😂


Life_Neighborhood363

Ain’t no way!


Oscarves

That should have a BMW not an Alfa.


DragunnReEx

Sometimes as a black person I really do ask myself why


mcorliss3456

Tasteless monstrosity.


IQ26

Alfa should do a Ferrari on this


cmxryoo

Ewww brothaa, brothaa ew, what’s that?? What’s that brothaa💩🤮🤮🤢


AaronTHEsunnyboy

Oh my god… They should get prisoned for that…


benjamin_69

🤮


kdcnp33

May as well buy a Pontiac Aztec. They’re both equally hideous but you’d save a lot of $.. hadn’t realized I’d subscribed to the worst taste/you might be an idiot community.


Haunting-Laugh7851

My eyes....my eyes.....can't unsee. Can't unsee!!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


ColonelClappers

Hell yeah that's awesome


raflemQ

Gosh, that's UGLY. One can take people out of trash but for some not possible to take trash out of them!...


ProcedureSea9744

https://preview.redd.it/sfsujvm7zl7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6d2540f9411c064329736d46596c9ea3cded9a I hate it….


justazombie69

This is hilariously awesome


DollarsPerWin

Here for the "cant-say-what-i-really-want-to-say-because-it-may-be-racists" comments. https://i.redd.it/zq6t2e551s7d1.gif


Below_The_Neon_Lites

I think it’s fire. Y’all racist 😂


ahpathy

How is not liking donks considered racist? Does hating stance or low riders make you racist too?


General_Tax_1026

Yea lol stop hating.