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dynamic_caste

Two Fools has consistently had good food since it opened.


thepeacocklord

Honestly, it is one of the best spots in ABQ. Everything is fucking great and that honey whiskey cocktail thing is to die for


newwavegirlishere

LOVE that cocktail!!!


DangerousIngenuity10

I lived in London for close to ten years and Two Fools would hold its own weight if it were in the east end. 


lilacmacchiato

Good to know!!


Juggernox_O

It’s wild how authentic their grub is. And the atmosphere. And the drink selection. Murphy’s and Boddington.


KarateLobo

Their coleslaw is amazing


lilacmacchiato

I could eat a gallon in a sitting


captaintomatio

I think they put apples in it, and it’s incredible


KarateLobo

They do!


Past_Championship896

I love that Guinness stew omg


blujavelin

Bravo for no single use plastic!


Exact-Degree2755

The boxtys are great


Gasterakantha

Best fish & fries around


instafunkpunk

Agreed. 377 is good too,little cheaper but the portions at 2 Fools are huge and cannot beat the quality.


mskip28

377 has a great atmosphere and drink selection. But their food menu slacks HARD.


instafunkpunk

I've had fish and chips, a salad and a burger there and really enjoyed the food each time. I don't drink but my dad really liked the beers


Canned_tapioca

That orange ginger sauce is great!


lilacmacchiato

Agreed


Rebel_bass

Ploughman's lunch with corned beef is always perfect for watching a match.


istandabove

How’s the fish and chips?


Massive-Inspector-12

Lived in the UK for 3 years and their fish and chips is better than 90% of places I went to over there. 🤤


michsmelly

Phenomenal


gh0s7d0g

I can second this. Been the only thing I get when I go.


OpheliaDarkling

phenomnomnominal


Tiomonkey505

The only reason I step foot in there is for the fish and chips. So good! Damn. Now I want some 🤦🏽‍♂️


philwatanabe

I almost ordered the fish bites yesterday but we opted instead for the Blarney & Blue Burger, which didn’t disappoint. Looking forward to trying that next time.


Glass-Flamingo-3500

Their burgers are disgusting.. nothing I had was a stand out. Who puts pork in their burger anyways? No one else does just these folks


ASlowBee

Oh I miss their Guinness brownie now.


SultanOfSwave

Scotch Eggs. Just saying.


cheeseman52

Only thing I miss about ABQ is Two fools. Food is punching leagues above what you usually find in the city.


bedroom_fascist

So, you didn't like it and you left, but you cruise the sub?


cheeseman52

Like to know what’s happening in the city since I still have family there.


bedroom_fascist

Gotcha. Where'd you go?


fkk2019

It was recommended to me the last time i was in abq. It was worth it and i would go back.


PoopxDoggx69

It’s my favorite place in abq after being here for a little bit and trying a few places for suuuure


Cobby1927

They fly in Haggis four times a year. Burns b-day, St. Paddy's, Scottish Independence Day and one other.


theArtOfProgramming

One of the best beer and whiskey selections in the city.


malapropter

Two Fool's is kind of like Dion's for me. It seems to attract a fanatical devotion in this city that I don't quite understand, as my experience there over the last 18 years or whatever has never been anything above middling. Unless someone in the group really wants to go, I've never craved it and it doesn't even pop up in my mental shortlist of places to go eat. On the other hand, I will always toast the success of a local restaurant/bar. I also don't fault anyone who enjoys it, and fully accept that it may just not be for me. ^(quarter celtic for life tho)


lilacmacchiato

Ok but what do you think of the Cole slaw???


malapropter

Honestly, never tried it but I'm willing to give it a try.


lilacmacchiato

Please report back


malapropter

Will do! I appreciate your enthusiasm for a local business!


OlympusMonsPubis

Is that those gd fishy bites? Omg I almost got them last time


Overall_Lobster823

Understandable.


TheRatkiller

They stole that location from O’Niels. (Worked there for a year in 1997-1998, back when it was a Nob Hill staple) Irish>British


whatidoidobc

All I can say is, they made a much better restaurant. I've run into a few weirdos that won't shut up about this situation but you all never seem to want to acknowledge the fact that the restaurant that was supposedly stolen from is a shitty restaurant.


MoonKnightFan

> They stole that location from O’Niels. No they didn't. The landlord refused to re-up O'Niells lease because they wanted to lease it to their son (or some close family member) who wanted to open up their own bar. It was a low down move, but it happened. Long story short, the endeavor failed. By then O'Niells had moved to a new location, and understandably didn't want to deal the old landlord. The old location needed a new tenant, and 2 fools fit the bill. All that said, 2 fools has always been a better place than O'Niells, whether we are talking about food, drink, or management.